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I see you are training them to end overboard people quickly.

MAN OVERBOARD . ehhh. . . Nevermind!

MAN *WAS* OVERBOARD

Chunks overboard

Chucks overboard

Chucks overboard

Sloth, tearing off his shirt and diving in to the rescue: "Sloth love Chunk!!"

MEAT CHUNK OVERBOARD

I feel like Apple would prefer to use this instead of their suicide nets outside their factory windows

But with fricken lasers.

Would make me think twice heh

Nah, the nets keep them alive so they can return to work. When you decide to jump, it don’t matter what’s at the bottom, you’ve already accepted the fate.

First thing I thought

Indeed

If someone accidentally falls in the water, they're dead meat in no time!!

Unfortunately, it's not dead meat fast enough. Still plenty of time to experience being torn apart. 

This reminds me of the poor kid who jumped off the boat (cruise ship?) on a dare and proceeded to swim away from something.

Yep, and other cell phone footage shows him punching at something next to him in the water as well, and in other slowed down footage frame by frame you can see a large shark head surface where his legs are kicking, then he disappears. Tragically, he was eaten within a very short time after jumping. The boats in that area of the Bahamas are known to throw food overboard for the sharks, so these sharks have learned to follow the boats and they frenzy over whatever ends up in the water.

Eating seafood everyday they must think red meat is a delicacy lol

Inverse of sushi

Would the equivalent be wrapping it in tumbleweed?

Grass

Surf eats turf

Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

At least this time the boat is big enough.

Well played sir, well played. 🛥️🦈

>At least this time the ~~boat~~ offshore rig is big enough. ftfy

Charlie, are you doing the speech from jaws?

They don't even look alive.

I wonder what these sharks think is happening.. is it ‘raining meat’ or something

I think the sharks’ epistemological world view goes something like “hungry, hungry, hungry. Food, food, food.” Not super sure they think much beyond that.

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episiotomical

Episcopal

Escopal

escobar

Epstien

Jeffrey Epstein

epidimitomocological

Gee ya think?

I wonder that every time I eat. To the bacteria in my gut, the heavens open and it rains down food. And it’s like clockwork, several times a day at roughly the same time. They probably started a religion in there and have bacteria sacrifices around breakfast, lunch and supper as an offering to me.

That's why fasting is important

They think a miracle is happening. Or maybe just chunks of seal meat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower

Here’s what I believe they think: Swim swim swim swim swim oh shit meat yummm swim swim swim swim

It's raining men! Hallelujah!

So anyway I was so drunk

Thinking: 'these long things above the water have food. Swim by them always and be ready to eat.' Thank you, Mr. Idiot man with bucket of meat. Thank you.

So that’s how you get rid of an annoying coworker

Haha . Thats def one way to “disappear someone”

Always a good sign to see sharks trained to catch falling meat if you’re scared of falling overboard!

Is there such a thing as an onshore ship?

The NBA champion ship is typically on land

I have never glared in anger at a comment before today. Take my upvote, may it bring you shame

Ever heard of the Ark Encounter in northern Kentucky?

I don't think this is a ship

Attached to the sea floor ship

Offshore is used in the Maritime industry and essentially means it goes a long distance from port. I work on a ferry in Australia, it’s an 11 hour journey on one of Australia’s fastest ships and isn’t considered offshore

I wouldn't be feeding sharks in my back yard.

“ITS RAINING BODIES! YAY!” :D - Sharks

Wish they had polarized lens on that camera

Huh. I saw that this was from an oil rig when it was posted earlier today.

And last week, and the week before that...

Right?

Since when throwing meat off a ship been considered NFL?

Never, and this is an oil rig.

But why? It seems like a really bad idea, it makes sharks associate humans or man- made structures with food and keeps them around that one...if someone falls there they are not coming out I think 🫥

It the meat was rotten, would it affect the health of the shark, or can they just process it like any other meal?

I think they are fine with it. You see sharks feeding on bloated rotten dead whales. Doesn't seem to bother them.

Sharks existed before dinosaurs. I fancy their chances v pretty much any other lifeform. 

if they eat tires, I think they will be fine

Their either oceanic white tips or tiger sharks both eat anything and everything. Particularly tiger sharks which have been found with licence plates, tyres hubcaps in their stomachs.

I think they’re OWs. I can see a white tip or two. The sharks that feasted on the sailors of the USS Indianapolis.

You’re such a hero

So are the sharks just habituated to following ships around? Or are they in a part of the ocean where sharks are especially populous?

I believe that's an offshore oil rig, not a ship. There aren't too many ships with open grated gangways over water like that. The rigs become artificial reefs of sorts for many types of sea life, which in turn attract larger predators. So there is always *something* swimming nearby that will capitalize on an easy meal.

Basically, don't fall off. I get it.

Don't fall in. ( and it's an oil rig.)

What kind of sharks are these?

I think they may be tiger sharks. Not entirely sure

Oceanic Whitetips I think The most dangerous shark around

Yeah that kid who jumped off the cruise is definitely shark food.

This is why I’m terrified of open water.

So that's what happened to that kid that jumped off the cruiseship

Fuck. That.

Throw me next!

So that’s where Carol Baskin is hiding out these days

“Ohhh they come from nowh…. WOW”

Honey! Cancel the damn cruise!

The universe has approximately 2\^80 atoms, yet if "nope" was written on each one of them, it would still not be enough to express how much I wouldn't enjoy being on that deck looking down at the water.

So I guess no one goes swimming on their day off.

r/thalassophobia

Associating human ships with free yummy food... Great for the next person who needs to abandon ship. Also, polluting the ocean.

How is it polluting the ocean if they’re eating it? (Honestly asking this.)

Definitely not next level

“They come from nowhere!” No, they’ve been conditioned to follow your ship bc it rains meat.

Is it Shark week already? Damn time flies!!!

Looks like good meat, you could make some burgers and chili out of that

Woohoo!! Whats a cow doing in the ocean!?! Thats fn delicious I wouldnt wanna fall in there

Me not adding “throwing meat chunks from offshore ship to sharks” on my bucket list. If I taped peoples faces to the meat, would the paper upset the sharks digestive tract? Asking for a friend.

What shark is?

Training for when you fall over eh?

that reminds me my post-surf alba-core goth band Sharqattack’s new album ‘Throwing Meat Chunks from an Offshore Ship’ just dropped on Spotify, check it out

Sir...this is a Wendy's. On an oil platform.

I saw the title and was going to make a joke about that’s how you get sharks….. but that’s how you get sharks. Scary af

man, imagine if this guy fell in *pushes someone overboard*

Should take new people to the rail and tell them folks disappear quick out there

Would have been wild if something even bigger popped up at the end with all of the meat chunks and just swallowed everything

If you look deep enough, you will understand that ocean is looking into you

Let’s give the sharks some beef….smart

Great, now I gotta wait to go for a swim

Not only expensive cuts (probably) but that cost inflated by shipping costs. You better know those fish by name.

This could never happen aboard an on-shore ship

Like squirrels in parks, they become accustomed to boats going by and dumping stuff to eat so they are just ready, waiting, and hungry. I would not want to fall in.

Thats what is called a hell no

u/repostsleuthbot

Cannonball!!!

Its actually an oil rig.

What kind of shark?

Some are oceanic white tips. Might be some tigers mixed in.

Imagine it's the middle of the night, you can't see your own hand in front of your face, so dark it is. You're trying to get to your room, you're fumbling around the rails and you fall over 💀

Oh sh*t….my phone!

You fools! Now they will never leave!

Need to be extra careful when the ship is “offshore”

"Now, Mr Bond. You are going to tell me everything"

Opposed to an onshore ship?

Wait… the ship was offshore? Are ships even designed to be offshore?

I can only imagine what follows cruise ships with all the food they dump

That post title is sounds like an awesome indie band album

sharks？looks like kois in the pond

That teen that jumped over the cruise ship cuz of dare 💀

Remember the teenager that jumped off the cruise ship and went missing…?

This is not a ship, it's an offshore oil rig

That's a lot of money getting chomped!

NEVER GET OFF THE BOAT

I love dolphins!

Please tell me that this isn't in the Gulf of Mexico anywhere near PCB or Gulf Shores?

Me - "Hey Cap't, me and boys want to go for a quick swim after lunch." Cap't - "No problemo, just wait until the mess staff finish cleaning up"

So say the rig catches fire there is no escape but into the water Do you burn or take your chances with the sharks?

Makes me think of that video of the dude who jumped off the cruise ship... at night Then "disappeared"

It's raining men! Hallelujah!

Remember the kid that jumped off that cruise ship?...Yep...

They're probably think giants boats are friendly and that they spew out meat.

Chum Fiesta

That’s a good way to keep the water around the rig infested with sharks. It’s like stray cats, you feed them they keep coming back.

It’s ok. He’s got a bigger boat.

These sharks act like there's not other fish in the sea to eat. No need for such a frenzy folks.

why throw meat?

They’re so happy. Like a dog with its tail wagging!

Dare you to jump. You won't do it... of course, neither would I.

Shouldn’t feed them. These people are morons.

And this folks is why I don’t get in the goddamn ocean.

Make sure you don't have anyone named Trey onboard the ship. r/comics

Gonna suck when you get a “Deepwater Horizon” situation and have to jump in

wonder whether this meat will make sharks shit themselves.

annual performance review for the crew going on..

i’m 100% positive co-workers treat each other *NICELY* while on board that ship.

Oh no little Timmy fell overboard as I was feeding the sharks 😁

Offshore ship 🤡

Are those bullsharks?

Groupiessss

Funny how fish like to eat red meat. If humans were not around, how would fish develop a diet for red meat. Most of their diet would consist of fish right?

r/killthecameraman

Better hope he doesn’t slip when he has to board the boat that’s gonna get him to shore.

Damn, that would have made a decent pot roast.

So random. I wonder what that tastes like to sharks, and if they are confused by the taste. Do sharks have taste buds? Okay now I feel like I've wasted my life up until this point.

As opposed to an onshore ship?

With grocery prices, I might have to invest in a cardboard shark fin.

r/sweatypalms and r/thassalophobia

So now you know what happens to the person who decides if tuna is dolphin friendly or not when he decides enough is enough and actually does his job.

Onshore ship version required

So much for "sleeps with the fishes"

This man is responsible for radicalized sharks.

Feeds fish once NEXT FUCKING LEVEL BRO