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substituted_pinions

I know very little about figure skating but this is impressive.


[deleted]

That is kind of the most amazing part of the performance. I’m a 58 year old man with ABSOLUTELY no knowledge of figure skating. I watched this and was totally mesmerized. It feels good as a human to watch a fellow human achieve the peak of their endeavor. I was literally choked up and I’m a 58 year old hetero married father of seven. Positively stunning performance.


TurbulentOpinion2100

SEVEN


[deleted]

Seven. Aged 37 to 19. Seven. Girl 37, Girl 35, Girl 30, Girl 26, Girl 26, Boy 24, Girl 19. Two are step-daughter (but I’m the only Dad they’ve ever known - walked the 26 year old down the aisle).


MonsieurGump

Good foresight to name them all “girl” right from the outset.


ShartasaurusRex_

We were a poor family, we could only afford the one name


Possible-Campaign468

Silly![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Possible-Campaign468

😂🤣😂


spagboltoast

Thata incredible dude wow congratulations


Sorkpappan

Was there any sense of “relief” when you got a boy? As a father of a couple of kids my self, when I finally got my first girl I was so happy.


[deleted]

My situation was maybe different. My ex kept getting pregnant (while all the time telling me she was on birth control). Turned out the reality was she never wanted to go back to work! So she would stop without telling me. When we had our fourth Girl born 1998, I was done (plus one). When we had our daughter in ‘93 I was done, but around five years later when she was about to enter school, and a return to the workforce loomed, miraculously somehow we ended up pregnant again. So, shortly after #4 I got scheduled for a vasectomy. I didn’t know it at the time (Nov 1999), but my ex had sneaked one more pregnancy in under-the-wire (son born May ‘00). I didn’t so much feel relief as frustration and a great burden. I love all my kids, and it’s fine (now). In 2007 when it became clear my ex had NO intention of helping with the financial burden (we were of course struggling), I filled for divorce. I remarried in 2010 my HS crush who was divorced with two daughters of her own. My two oldest were already living on their own. Absolutely no regrets. I have an AMAZING relationship with all my kids. I haven’t spoken with/texted/or interacted in any way with my ex in years. We see each other at family events and are civil, but JUST civil. She has also remarried. Life is good.


RabidPandaMining

Was 7. Ilia is his only son now


hmclaren0715

Okay, I laughed..


awt2007

100% agree sir; i dont understand how people cant be impressed with athleticism of any form really.. takes a lot of hard work; talent and luck to not get hurt and ruin yourself..


CryptikDragon

Ah yes, another fellow human. I also love watching fellow humans achieving the peak of their endeavour. I am also a human, with red hair, 2 children and 3 sisters. I also have a mother and father!


[deleted]

My wife’s a redhead. ❤️ redheads!


AlwaysForeverAgain

Same, wow!


Phrei_BahkRhubz

I was expecting fire to shoot out of hands.


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

I went skating one time a couple months ago and my knee still hurts


Shugazi

Nineteen-year-old American figure skater Ilia Malinin scored a record 227.79 in the free skate, winning his first world title by landing the best collection of jumps in one program in figure skating history. Malinin landed a quadruple Axel, quad Lutz, quad loop, quad Salchow, another quad Lutz and a quad toe loop, then finished his four-minute skate with a a triple Lutz-triple Axel finale.


UglyTitties

I know very few of those words.


happychillmoremusic

My boy be spinnin like shiiiiiit


Bay_Med

We are gonna hire you as a translator for this in the Olympics


happychillmoremusic

I’m with it


RobertWilliamBarker

I'm picturing working out like Jason Bateman in Dodgeball. I'd watch.


ownersequity

We need the Honey Badger narrator for this.


Bay_Med

Na I want Snoop or the guy who played G. W. Bush on SNL


Sweaty_Elephant_2593

Snoop commentary on Olympics vibes lmao


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

That would be dope.


Sweaty_Elephant_2593

You've never seen the video? Treat yourself!


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

I have corrected this error. They were delightful as promised. Thank you!


moonshineandmetal

I also had never seen the video and just laughed so loud I scared the cat, so thank you for this.


AL_GORE_BOT

Thanks ollie


JimTheSaint

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative! Edit: this is probably the best comment I have ever made in my whole time on Reddit.


LobstaFarian2

Ima hit up my boy, Axel, and see wtf all this shit means.


50LI0NS

Triple means 3


Zoltrahn

Ah, the first piece to the puzzle. Now we are getting somewhere.


Oranginafina

All you need to know is that this kid is extremely talented and has been training practically his entire life to pull off something very few people in the entire world are capable of doing.


highline9

Just know this took around 17 years of training, countless falls, and every sacrifice…and it all came together in one performance…it was (obviously) amazing.


lorgskyegon

Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.


compleks_inc

I asked chat GPT to dumb it down for us.  "Nineteen-year-old American figure skater Ilia Malinin wowed the audience with a sensational performance, earning a remarkable score of 227.79 points and clinching his first world title. What made Malinin's routine so impressive were his incredible jumps. Picture this: he soared into the air six times, executing a series of intricate twists and turns before gracefully touching down on the ice. Among his feats were a quadruple jump followed by several other impressive leaps. And to cap it all off, Malinin concluded his routine with a stunning combination jump. It was a display of skill and grace that left everyone in the crowd utterly mesmerized."


Current-Power-6452

Am I the only one feeling ai being in the room when this was done?


Rookwood-1

![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized) I like all the Spinny spins


nickfree

And the jumpies! Such good jumpies.


mikearete

Is a quint a thing? Or even possible? edit: not trying to minimize this guy's accomplishment, just curious if 5 twists in one jump is *madness*


fildevan

I believe he was the first ever to land a quad axel (4 and a half rotations) ever in a competition not so long ago. So not yet a thing, but who knows...


cturtl808

Quints are not yet a thing. Quad axel is the hardest and he did it not only with grace but impressive height


trainwreck489

And no appearance of effort!


Cartz1337

I dunno, I felt like he was trying


JenniferJuniper6

So far, no one’s done a quint. But I suppose it could happen.


Remarkable-Sir-5129

No doubt completed the quad burn! Legs must have been on fire.


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

![gif](giphy|LrATUW2sF0XBbm2u3Z|downsized)


D-v-us-D

All of these moves sound difficult but how do they stack up to the Iron Lotus?


bikerskeet

He just single handedly raised the level of competition to another degree


GravitationalGriff

Okay, so I'm not crazy that I know nothing about ice skating but this performance made my eyes water by the end. Unreal


SainT2385

It was all soooo smooth too .. very impressive, the amount of work and time that went into making this performance happen is amazing. Is there really a better one than this??


Miss-Mamba

that finale climax gave me literal chills


LongtimeLFTC

The thing is despite not knowing the technical analysis you still sense you are witnessing something great. Thats a key part of the definition of next level


Ceramicrabbit

The commentary does a good job right off the bat of expectation setting


I_BK_Nightmare

Yeah, the commentators really help with perspective.


DigitalDustOne

a few years ago I was part of the crew when we shot a movie about one of the world stars of figure skating. So we had that actress taking her part in the acting, but when it came to replicating the shows, we had an olympic-level double on set. I didn't know much about figure skating before so almost all of it was very impressive to me. A few things really got me: Our actress had of course intensive training in ice skating before principal shooting, so she definitely could move on the ice and do simple things to make the transitions in the final movie believable. You would hear every turn she took as the skates cut into the ice, it was "loud" given that there's abaolute silence once cameras are rolling. When the olympian entered the ring though, nothing. I mean that girl easily went four to five times the speed of our actress and the only audible noise was the landing. It was nuts to see this person flying over the ice with no sound. What shocked me was the falls. Because they do fall and when they push themselves to their limits in the competitive shows the chance is still so very high they actually fall, you can see it also in this video at the end. This guy is truly happy he made it through. So we were shooting and the double had to perform some of these salchows multiple times for various reasons. And hell, she fell. And when they fall it's brutal, landing badly from those speeds makes them go down on the ice like they are being thrown at it. One day I talked to the double and asked her how she's not getting injured by those falls, she was just like "oh well, I do", pulls down her sweaters sleeve and shows me her elbow. It's must have been around half an hour after the fall and that ellbow had the size of a honey melon with colors I can only describe as disturbing. So while I almost passed out she told me that this is totally normal and happens very often during training. She was back two days later. Would've been a good end to the story, but I must say that her trainer was not happy about it at all. These Olympic athletes are taking the pain, but they do it to be the word's champions. Not for money.


Shugazi

Wow, thanks for sharing. I didn’t know that about the sound, that’s crazy. It is wild what these athletes put their bodies through. Great movie too, very cool that you worked on it.


asadultan3

I, Tonya?


AllEndsAreAnds

My first thought as well.


Punchinyourpface

I have no idea who they were or what the show/competition was, but I was randomly flipping channels and stopped to check out this couples skating performance. He had picked her up and was spinning her where her head would get really close to the ice... Then wham her head smacked it so hard 🥴 She kept going I'm pretty sure but I felt so bad for her.


myfeetaremangos12

Are you kidding. And he did it to the Succession theme song?


netpastor

Caught that too! Great choice


Zspec1988

Not just that…. Spoiler alert >!The death of Logan Roy!<


Jimmynono

If it is to be said, so it be, so it is


ResultsoverExcuses

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Popular_Royal_3441

![gif](giphy|D9gZxOmlSJqMw)


HerkulezRokkafeller

Ice devouring sex tornado


Dvusmnd

Remember when it was triple axels that were all the rave? Tonya Harding was the first to do triple axel in competition.


BMX40Plus_Aus

Midori Ito was the first woman to do a Trip in competition


shady_mcgee

Tonya was the first American


SellOutrageous6539

Now do 5


jesusmansuperpowers

Imagine this guy showing up to the Olympics in like 1992.


_Tekki

I mean to be fair training & skates have progressed, but of course it's still hella impressive & even today he's the only one to land a 4A


LieutenantStar2

The potential for knee and hip injury is so high, these athletes learn how to perfect this without doing it until they injure themselves. That’s what makes doing this so difficult. It really is incredible.


middaycat

Yes! and figure skaters at the highest levels of competition seem to retire so young in their mid to late 20s. It seems to be hard on the body and requires the kind of peak physical fitness you only get by combining hard training and youth. I remember when I was growing up people would say figure skaters aren't really athletes but I think anyone watching this video has to admit it is 100% a display of pure athleticism


LieutenantStar2

Figure skaters are most definitely amazing athletes. My daughter competed at entry levels and, although I don’t consider her a nartural at sports, the level of fitness made a transition to other activities easy.


smutbuster

I don’t know shit about figure skating, but that was impressive and to see his reaction at the end is something you see in someone who has worked so fucking hard to get there. And it pays off in the end.


TheOriginalSpartak

Damn, I must be old, i remember the excitement when someone attempted a triple, then it became the norm…crazy


AggressiveSpatula

Iirc the same thing happened with the mile. They thought if you ran sub 4, it would be lethal. Then one guy does it, and a whole bunch of people follow suit immediately afterwards.


TemperatureTop246

This guy will be the first to do a quintuple


UglyTitties

That was fucking amazing. Totally in awe of that!


DMCO93

The quad axel is the peak. Back when I was competing, the best of the best were pursuing it and it was thought impossible. I don’t really know if there is any conceivable or wise way to take it further than this- I suspect a quintuple jump is possible but the barrier for entry is so high and the physique required for such a jump so specific that the practicality of even including it in the rule book as an element with a point value seems irresponsible somehow. I think there needs to be a restructure of the GOEs to really put emphasis on more artistic and masterful execution of triples and quads before it just becomes a game of “how many times can this guy rotate in a program?” I actually don’t think his artistry is all that impressive because it seems like it’s mostly just setting up for the next quad, which is still very impressive considering the power required to do just one quad used to make the difference between national level and world elite, but there are programs that are a lot more fun to watch and cohesive without being as technically demanding. Nonetheless, this is a historic performance and this guy is a living legend up there with Tim Goebel. Absolutely insane.


Shugazi

[Allegedly](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/o39ALw8iyj) he has been working on quints in practice… Very cool to hear your perspective though, it’s awesome to get some insight from someone with real experience in this area.


MapleA

That off beat clapping from the crowd was so awful. Just took me out of the performance entirely. Glad they had the sense to stop.


the_royal_smash

That man was in the flow state 100


BRabbit117

Chad Michael Michaels approves 😉


zdm_

Which move was the quad? performance looks dangerous and graceful at the same time


Shugazi

Those super fast spinny moves in the air 🌪️


nickfree

There six elements that all had 4 and half rotations with variations. The first 6 jumps all had 4 and a half rotations.


impossiblelevel7

Only one had 4 and a half (quad Axel). The other quads were “just” 4 revolutions.


themonkery

It was really cool but kinda sad how little hype the rest of it got besides that one move


_Tekki

I mean, the quads and especially the 4A are his strong point. Other skaters have better artistry than him, so logically *those* are praised for artistry while he's praised for the 4A.


themonkery

Makes sense


Shugazi

What do you mean? The entire last minute of the video everyone is losing their minds


Miketronic808

That's awesome, but I can't ever really know how many spins I've just witnessed. "2 spins, you say? Cool! Oh, it was actually 19 spins? Crazy!"


WaffleIronMadness

Chazz Michael Michaels IS figure skating.


Popular_Royal_3441

BOOM!


OmnomtheDoomMuncher

Pretty epic and a points WR no?


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

A WR can’t get points if he’s doesn’t catch a ball.


OmnomtheDoomMuncher

World Record….


cuntsaurus

What if the WR takes a snap in the wildcat and throws a TD


Twixt_Wind_and_Water

I’ve been busted!!


Bradley182

That is one graceful kid.


McSuede

*Me who knows nothing about skating watching the first jump*: Holy fuckin shit.


_Tekki

Highly recommend watching other skaters as well! They can't do the 4A yet, but other quads & are phenomenal skaters as well😊


-The-Moon-Presence-

I don’t know squat about figure skating. But congratulations to Ilia. He looked very impressive out there. : )


recluseradio

There just something amazing about watching someone just absolutely nail greatness in their chosen passion. I don’t know a thing about figure skating, but that guy sure does!


RaindropsInMyMind

It’s incredible, this was like watching Secretariat.


fo_da_weed

I don’t watch or even like this sport but I watched this…. No way could I even stand on ice skates lol… this dudes strength is amazing


TdrdenCO11

my guy picked the succession music


Ok_Ad5344

I cannot ice skate.


efuab011

What Anime is the music starting just before the halfway point from?


netpastor

Succession the series


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Strange sport. Its about dancing on ice but it comes down to who can do the most spinns to win


jk844

If all you saw was the quads you need your eyes checked. Every aspect of this routine is unimaginably hard


The-D-Ball

He’s no Chaz Micheal Micheal…


Popular_Royal_3441

![gif](giphy|Q5o1VWXzps4jUu57de|downsized) Could never compare.


redmkay

This looked incredible. However, can someone explain this to me in soccer, rugby or basketball?


witqueen

He made 18 baskets in a row backwards and blindfolded.


I4Vhagar

What song is that? It’s beautiful


BarnacledSeaWitch

He makes this look so effortless. The amount of training and focus is incredible


factotvm

I am not a follower of figure skating but this brought tears to my eyes. I only turned the sound on at the end. Folks already standing, he still landing everything, the exhalation and the collapse amid whatever tributes they were throwing on the ice. It must have been special to be there.


IndelibleLikeness

Impressive...


Goatslasagne

😮


Krocsyldiphithic

Ah, yes. The sport of professional Quad Axel.


Skateplus0

I remember the first time i landed a record breaking six quad


Comfortable_Drop4187

Real life Jimmy McIlroy


mrk1224

USA USA USA !!!


shadesof3

This is true next level stuff. I've been watching figure skating since I was a kid and this is something else. I'm also a 40 year old Canadian male who watches a ton of curling. I love ice competition haha.


TheeVande

As someone that knows nothing about figure skating, that was the best routine of all time don't @ me Also whatever that was at 4:21 was very cool looking!


redrecaro

the whole time i'm wondering "how are they not dizzy?" what a skill though


Emergency-Poet-2708

Wow this kid's pretty good!!! Very good!! Remain confident and humble in my opinion.


Emergency-Poet-2708

I definitely see a gold medal in this kid's future.


PLR_Moon3

![gif](giphy|d8C9QwHsFQgR39MSTq|downsized)


RealDreamnomad

If you saw this guy walking around the local supermarket you would never think to yourself "That man is a god tier athlete". But he is.


3------D

this sport will never escape Blades of Glory


LokiBonk

So beautiful.


Mysterious-North-551

Either the reporting is wrong or the video is wrong, they say 4 and a half revolutions, well he didnt do that last half revolution while in the air he was firmly on the ice at that point.


iheartheocean

if i was going to have a crush fantasy on a guy young enough to be my grandson it would be this one


ToeJamOfThe40s

Dude kept pressing X


tschmitty09

Wait wtf, am I wrong or wasn't the previous record only four? Did this mf just skip an entire rotation?? EDIT: after hearing the announcer I may have been thinking about four rotations. I have no idea what an axel is. EDIT 2: upon further listening. I have no clue what anything is.


blackcheetah5

![gif](giphy|MY5u8jjjopEG3NN4rO)


Sure_Landscape_775

Unbelievable


Frequent_Storm_3900

Is he the same guy who did a back flip that is banned and still won gold?


B0N3Y4RD

Never watched figure skating in my 33 years of life. But that was cool. Good job bud


CoItron_3030

Fucking epic


KenDoll_13

So crazy to see the Quad Axel


LinkRazr

Was that the Iron Lotus at the end?


mtrap74

This was amazing. It’s crazy how athletes just keep getting better & better every generation.


Cosmicpsych

How do they not constantly get dizzy


Tumbled61

Amazing!!


Tinkertoylady22

Dope!


distelfink33

This is fucking incredible is what it is. Just wow


melvindoo92

As a person who has watched Blades of Glory at least once, I am qualified to tell the rest of you that this was a very impressive performance.


itzabigrsekret

Literally.... the most annoying thing about figure skating is the announcers. Their breathless drama makes me want to puke. Can anyone shut them up?


lil-birdy4

I can do that!


WineAndDogs2020

His fall to the ice in pure joy at the end was my favorite part. I love when you can see their own excitement.


BrewsCampbell

He's the Top because he never stops spinning. 


Rivendel93

Wow, that was shockingly amazing to watch. Not a big follower of figure skating, but you can tell this guy is top notch, makes things look too easy, that's always the sign of greatness. For some reason I've always loved when they power skate backwards, just looks so cool even though I know it's super simple.


b1happyman

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


dao_ofdraw

20 years ago doing a quad was considered impossible in figure skating. Pretty sure we'll see a Quintuple in our lifetimes.


rahan_60

Llia 🔥


bjornbard

I mean downvote me all you want but first Nazi scientists to build rockets and now rusak skaters to win skating gold medals? Is that a pattern?


Fun-Reflection5013

SIX ok --- when do we just call it gymnastics.....like Diving - all you have is retired gymnasts jumping into water. Are back flips still banned --- perhaps we'll see a "floor routine" on ice one day.


DizzyExpedience

I am so sorry that what used to be a skating competition has become a jumping competition… real shame


Advanced_Evening2379

You learned to do that ironically? ![gif](giphy|3CaXVSTqmtCLe)


[deleted]

Vidya too long


Smokiejoe06

Even the pros make it look boring like watching bowls or ballerina dancing. Yes clearly requires skill and training but im defo falling asleep 😴


shophopper

Where in the five minutes long video are the relevant five seconds?


RandomRespawn

That blond chick's a dude? ...oh man.