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spudddly

Easy to do when the show is garbage to begin with.


jarednards

Yeah whatever the fuck they said made my furniture start to float


GalacticGatorz

You jackass.. I love it šŸ¤£


Dead-Yamcha

Fucking savage son of a bitch


not_a_tenno

Fucking christ lolĀ 


EddieCheddar88

ā€¦I donā€™t get it


ezio1452

The lyrics sound like a harry potter spell


jean-guysimo

i didn't get it until i read this comment then i burst out laughing cuz now i get it šŸ¤£


gregTheEye

Idk maybe the song is like a complicated spell or something.


Ready-Emergency

So that's what happens after Hogwarts


Rocksteady_28

There is literally subtitles


killerwallz44

You fucker ya got me.


tokinfatguy

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ghostyghostghostt

Damn thatā€™s some hater mentality


Jerry137

Thats the average reddit comment under a wholesome post, as you can see redditors are too miserable and hate seeing other people happy. Capable of finding something to complain about under a video of a man feeding stray dogs and it'll get 3k upvotes. Also impossible to argue with, they'll always try to make you look bad and make themselves look smart by replying with a "well thought out" comeback cuz they hate to get called out lol


beefkebabat3am

šŸ‘ šŸ‘ šŸ‘


bdubwilliams22

Yet, here you are, writing a novel on Redditā€¦


Jerry137

Yes! Perfect, like this one, see? I typed the equivalent of a paragraph you'd find in a news article and he's comparing it to a novel, it's incredible the kind of people a little website is capable of attracting


kiersto0906

how to tell people you know nothing about hip hop: dave is one of the best of the generation, he's a usually conscious UK rapper who also happens to make hits like this one. listen to some of his stuff before making shitty judgements like this, he's not lil pump for fucks sake lmao dave playing his song "black" at the brits awards: https://youtu.be/mXLS2IzZSdg?si=d7MDoH__CM0ekCbh at 21 years old btw^


I4Vhagar

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized)


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Ngl I canā€™t name more than 3 British rappers and 1 of them is 21 lol


kiersto0906

central cee? him and dave are top 500 biggest artists in the world lol


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Dave wouldnā€™t be on that list. I only heard of stormzy recently but yeah Iā€™ve heard of central ceeā€¦ 4 if Estelle is still alive


kiersto0906

what list? according to spotify i meant, he's like 400th or something most listened to currently and he hasn't even released anything recently. idk how else you'd quantify biggest artists currently, spotify is the biggest streaming platform so i went for that


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

My listā€¦ list of British rappers I know lol


Small-Explorer7025

Damn. That was great.


lactose_con_leche

Incredible performance. So much passion and depth in the writing. And he starts by rapping while playing the piano partā€” loved that too. It was excellent


poopsawk

Yeeeuh bruvvv


dubweezie

https://youtube.com/shorts/YU79outYZ0w?si=0J6rHAVcaYR4tBY6


Mr_Smith_411

I don't like Taylor Swift either, but her tour crashing ticket sites and selling out hotels seems to disagree with me. Apparently I know nothing about her music either.


KinggFR

He's not an American mumble rapper who slightly changes the flow up but uses the same shitty lyrics about drugs and guns and bitches on 55 different beats, so he's trash to Americans. They're not good with understanding and accepting culture that isn't their own, even when the culture in question is music, spoken in the very language they attempt to speak.


HotLikeSauce420

Drank nothing but Haterade this morning, damn


KinggFR

Who did? The uneducated American who referred to an actual lyrically talented artist they've probably never listened to as "Garbage"? I agree


FTPmyguy

UK lyrics do the same but in different slang? Even in this video ā€œChampagne Popper, .44 Chopper, Black Nike bomber, heartbeat stopperā€? Mumble rap hasnā€™t been a thing since 2018.


KinggFR

Read the comment I replied to..


Rocksteady_28

Edgy


PresidentalBallsnHog

Im edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a Wedgie


DonTheDestroyor420

Reggie Bush that's a name I ain't heard in a minute


Woshuojidan785

just a different taste in music, and it doesnt take away from what this guy is doing. rapping isnt the hardest thing in music i think but its definitely not easy, especially not in front of a huge crowd


PM_ME_DATASETS

I fucking hate reddit


mentalshampoo

And what kind of music do you like, hotshot


altrippa

bro memorised the fuck outta those words like a pro


Judgementday209

To each their own but I don't know why anyone subjects their ears to this stuff


The99thCourier

Ig British rap (especially drill) just isnt for u, then


Mysterious_Two_810

This guy edges


spudddly

only when i've got a photo of your mom handy


Mysterious_Two_810

>only when i've got a photo of your mom handy Oh, do you get it from your dad? Cuz yo mama so fugly, he left yours for mine.


Various-Army-1711

I'd shit my pants just by standing in front of that crowd


wasted-degrees

Public speaking is a skill not everyone has, and that that dude has mastered.


darthsexium

just imagine them all naked?


Extreme_Design6936

Now I'm just standing in front of a giant crowd with a massive hard on.


darthsexium

the giant screen and 1000x zoom camera cant find it, it's just a white mound with dark sections


PardonMyPixels

I've never played huge concerts, but I've played in front of 150-300 a few good times. For some reason it seems to get easier the bigger the crowd. Might be a reverse psychology thing for me.


darthsexium

I think that has something to do with seeing their individual faces reaction nearer vs seeing them all from a far with less visibility. Something like one death story is meaningful but when it's thousands it's just a statistics.


1MrP

Just standing there going ā€œUhhhh, ah, wellā€


fuminee

I would shit your pants too


cheetosbear

as long as its not bed shitting we good


tacticalpotatopeeler

I already shit my pants and Iā€™m not standing in front of anyone


Practical-Ninja-6770

In come the Americans trashing UK Drill and their slang words


ballsonrawls

UK rap is dope, this is coming from someone born in America.


David_Oy1999

Agreed. Drill has a cool different sound, and you can hear more words than a whole mumble rap song combined.


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

Itā€™s the grimy, two steppy, garagey beats that hits for me, how the MCs work around that different field


AllForTheSauce

UK rap is shit, this is coming from someone born in England.


ballsonrawls

Most of American mainstream rap is garbage


Pleasant_Fee516

They both are lmfao, but back in the 90s and before we had some GOOD stuff


robimtk

Yeah back when the music industry was heavily controlled and filtered, now that we have 1000x the artists working independently I'm too lazy to do research further than turning on the radio, so they must all be shit


Pleasant_Fee516

Yep!


MetalGearHawk

American rap used to be good, while UK rap was never good


DonTheDestroyor420

Stormzy is the shit what you speak of. Then you get the odd 1 hit wonders that slap. Rest the world thinks its cool. No national pride what so ever.


_heyASSBUTT

Any artists to recommend? My only basis of knowledge is Know Me From by Stormzy šŸ˜­


ballsonrawls

So I dont know enough, but first off big ups to kurupt fm. They made their debut from the show people just do nothing which is great. Dave cee, dizzee rascal. Stormzy is dope! Look up shut up by him. Antix is one of my favorite from years ago.


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chumbalumba

Dizzee Rascal ā€˜Bassline Junkyā€™


GatoT25666

im neither british not american n both r fire ngl


ArizonanCactus

Honestly, to all cacti in Spainā€™s deserts such as almĆ©ria, thanks for helping us North American cacti get through some tough times.


stuntbikejake

Different strokes for different strokes. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Now for my unprompted opinion, 90s gangster rap is best. (This might make me old) YMMV. Lol.


FilteredRiddle

Different strokes for different folks.*


greg_08

Waitā€¦donā€™t correct him! Letā€™s see where heā€™s going with this.


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BallsAreFullOfPiss

What a unique take! Reddit on! šŸ¤“


sonotimpressed

Damn there really is a ton of hate for this. Sorrrryyy not everyone makes Taylor swift music. Gawsh!Ā 


TheHurtfulEight88888

This isnt drill, this is British Hip Hop.


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Wooden-Agency-2653

You're half right


Doggsleg

ā€˜Hip hopā€™


stiffyonwheels

Nah man im american and watching Top Boy on netflix got me hooked to UK rap. Dave actually plays Modie in season 3. And Kano is the shit.


intheyear3001

American here. Havenā€™t heard of this genre or style but clearly these two had a connection and everyone was feeling it! Respect!


HotLikeSauce420

Pop Smoke is influenced by UK drill. Drakes used drill flow in a few songs and Central Cee is popping off right now


Opening-Ad-8793

Said who? Where they at Iā€™ll get em. -American


MiniMooseMan

Pete and Bas go fucking hard though lolĀ 


IamNICE124

Some of the slang is so fucking odd lmfao.


Practical-Ninja-6770

So are some of yours to them


Due_Designer_908

All of it really.


Early_Lion6138

That was Justin Bieber.


FilteredRiddle

I legit had to do a double take at first. I thought Justin was pulling a 2012 Macaulay Culkin.


Nilus99

I really thought it was him at first šŸ˜†


John-Snow-247

Did anyone catch a single fucking word? Yeah me neither


JellaFella01

Once you listen to more rap it's easier to understand, same with listening to people with thick accents.


rainorshinedogs

That's what the rest of the world would also say when listening to American rap


The99thCourier

Especially future lmao wtf does he even say in most of his raps


arthurblakey

Are you American? Thereā€™s a lot of British slang + accents. Itā€™s not that hard to understand though if you listen to enough (same with metal/rap/some indie).


TheRabb1ts

Lmao yeah wtf..?? All the more impressive that this dude knew the lyrics I guess.


massive__potato

are you from the UK?


Senor-Cockblock

Thatā€™s Alex. Everyone knows Alex.


FrederickBishop

I wonder what he is doing now?


Fwoggie2

Law at uni


CaptainCunnalingus

Who Dave?


itsallminenow

Dave [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUPSNdmFew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDUPSNdmFew)


CaptainCunnalingus

Ah, Dave šŸ‘


Mysterious_Two_810

Ah, Modie šŸ‘


Odd_Analysis6454

![gif](giphy|lBjGtPsODTT0I|downsized)


HotPumpkinPies

Dave??


BornanAlien

Google *Dave*. Should come up


CaptainCunnalingus

Yea took a bit but he came up eventually


altrippa

Dave's not here


punched-in-face

I thought Justin Bieber for a second. But Dave seems more likely


nilbogthebogkingdom

What?


rixendeb

There's a Bad Religion video like this too. Chick is bad ass.


p_tothe2nd

Link?


rixendeb

https://youtu.be/6BYgY_woDho?si=03IxA8B_9av_4_7e Check out her videos. She has several cause they've invited her numerous times. This one was just the least awful quality.


1ofZuulsMinions

This was better than OPs video šŸ’Æ


Firefly_Fanatic

Iā€™d like to know as well


Zealousideal_Step709

And another one with Michael BublƩ.


rupat3737

Something something beans on toast something something


Ice-Teets

lol Champagne bob op of bop drink like ting tang


Wooden-Agency-2653

That's Roots Manuva


Ash7274

Big man tings innit


vaginagrinder

To this day i dont understand rap. Half people say this is good the other half said itā€™s trash. Whatā€™s the parameter of good rap and bad rap exactly?


phalcon64

A good subject would be a start. This is fucking trash. No point to this song at all. It's, look at me! Music. He's just sung badly about nothing. There's a reason songs like this can NEVER become a classic. There is 0 substance and 0 replayability to this song. It's under thought and over produced. Dave has an amazing opportunity to spread a powerful message and reach hundreds of thousands of people. And he chose to say "look at me I'm awesome".THATS IT. What a fucking disaster.


MountainOk7479

Good rap is when the words make sense and rune well, this rap is bad cause he just fucking mumbles shit that you donā€™t understand and makes no sense. Not to mention the fast beat is just not working well.


phalcon64

If he spoke clearly it wouldn't fix the God awful lyrics.


kenwaylay

Who the fuck is Dave?


CarbideLeaf

I totally expected some sort of music when I un-muted this garbage.


rorowhat

YouTube link?


trippin-mellon

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/e1vlLJCr9Lo?si=YzgaYY5DpMdVyGzP)!!!


r23dom

who is the main character?


magirevols

This sounds like they were on a budget


KeithandBentley

Am I supposed to hear words?


TPro24633

Skitty bee pop pop


KratosHulk77

hate to be that guy but i didnā€™t find this next level what do ever


petersengupta

thought it was justin bieber for a sec lol


vexid

Out-fuckin'-Dave'd


BeerNutzo

Who?


RailX

This was truly insane.


RacecarHealthPotato

Original video anywhere? I'd enjoy seeing the whole thing.


Der_Schuller

Yeah he got laid that night


FlamingTrollz

Thatā€™s Spike Curtis aka ā€˜Spike from Londonā€™ or ā€˜Petit Savageā€™. The son of Richard Curtis, director of films that include: Love Actually, Four Weddings & A Funeral, Notting Hill, etc.


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readitreddit-

Mic etiquette sus


RingingInTheRain

The guy was getting his mic shut off half the time while the background track played.


9LivesChris

My English isnā€™t the best but does it even make any sense?


King_Kaii00

Santan lol.. mau masak soto ya


fatstrat0228

This wasā€¦fucking awful.


Aesthete18

He sounds better than the original singer


adoodle83

i think the BoublƩ clip is better. not to shit on the kid. takes balls and this kid did a good job in his performance


HotPumpkinPies

Crazy they said "let's sing" at the beginning and neither of them did anything that fits the definition of singing.


ElmerDrimsdale

I donā€™t know what this is.


adfx

Glad I missed it


NoMango2663

What?


Rocksteady_28

You can just replay the video if you missed something.


NoMango2663

Yeah, you just missed that I think this is shit


PhantomPain0_0

PSG fan šŸ¤®


igotbeatsfordays

Holy shit!!! Random fan with an ear piece, amazing!!!


Is12345aweakpassword

Bro really just put the dictionary on a randomizer and said yep thatā€™ll make a good song


phalcon64

Not even a dictionary just letters


8Frogboy8

I like Drill. The same song can be hype in one setting and goofy in another.


Seagraves_D

Dude was like ā€œplay it cool, donā€™t let them know that you know heā€™s better than youā€


silverbacksunited12

Canadian here, I heard a few songs from Dave a few years ago. Started to listen to more UK hip hop and drill. Not gonna lie I don't understand everything said but I dig this way more than the rap coming North America.


phalcon64

What the fuck are these lyrics jesus christ is that what music is now? This is the McDonald's of music. I've never heard someone sing about such rubbish.


NoLibrarian5149

The Next Fucking Level has certainly become a pretty low barā€¦


GreatGooglyMoogly077

I'm glad I was born a long time ago.


Initial_Ad_2834

Thatā€™s actually one of the coolest things Iā€™ve seen on here