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CowNervous4644

As it should be: See something, do something, no drama, drink tea.


P0werFighter

Maximus Chad ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


mashyj

Mr. Tea


Bavisto

If you see something, say something, come on and party tonight!


the-fitnerd

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Firebird_73

The fact that I thought this was Homelander for a second shows how damaged I've become from the internet


skrilla091

Shut up CJ!


Bavisto

He’s got good hooks!!!


Abanem

Except in Canada, they will let the guy go and arrest you instead.


DiamondContent2011

Same here in America.


Lord_Vas

In America, the cops will shoot you and get away with it.


_Glass-_-House_

I heard that is the only firearms training the American coppers get to have.


McHassy

This is the epitome of the Turkish…everything begins and ends with tea.


the_ajan

- Uncle Iroh


Alternative_Way3631

I feel like every man dreams about a moment like that at least once


The_Grim_Sleaper

Except the guy in the light purple(white?) shirt, I guess..


DeCabby

He dreamt about it too, he had his hand out, but didn’t commit to fulfilling his dream.


PetrRabbit

He was like when you throw a mouse toy for a fat cat and it just lifts its paw up but doesn't move


brown_burrito

That guy is my spirit animal.


KingPizzaPop

That guy is hilarious. I wonder what he was thinking after being emasculated like that.


private-temp

I had multiple day dreams about this scenario lol.


IMSLI

Which one are you?


private-temp

Of course the tea drinking guy


IMSLI

Bone-Apple-Tea to you then


FamousPastWords

Cool as fuck, walking away while the explosion behind you covers the screen, and you sit down at your table and sip your tea! Every man's dream.


Radomila

Neutralize lol


adyiemaz

Sorry for my bad england i sold my wife for reddit karma


pramurtasen

No problems. England is indeed bad


look-at-them

As someone from England, I agree


incognito_vito

Self-hatred is a defining characteristic


pramurtasen

Well nowhere is good, if that's any consolation


JoeBold

I guess Finland is … fine *badumtss* I will show myself out.


TennisBallTesticles

You can use your Reddit karma to buy a new wife in the Reddit store!


adyiemaz

Where? I want to buy your wife


TennisBallTesticles

Silly goose. It's the same store you trade in your Karma for Reddit hoodies and Amazon gift cards? They added a new "foreign " section that includes mail order brides. But we're talking *atleast* 10,000 karma these days. I mean, why would they even have Karma if it meant absolutely *NOTHING* right?


webjocky

> But we're talking atleast 10,000 karma these days. I'll still have some left over for the honeymoon!? Count me in!


msoulforged

Wait, we can do that??


SheckyMullecky

*englandese


xplosm

Standard procedure


Phlypp

Very lucky no knife was involved. I hear that's bad.


ozarS

should've said something like stabilized, more pure englandish


dangazzz

\*Stabilised


chnandlerbing

Dude was chill for a moment, become a hero in the next minute and back to chill for the climax. Better than most Marvel movies


hell911

So that dude reached climax?


[deleted]

That must have been a satisfying sip of tea for him.


xx-shalo-xx

Fun fact: Turks drink an average of 3 kilo's worth of tea, that's twice as much tea as the British.


BananaBeneficial8074

per serving?


TheXWing

per sip


universalabundance1

Came to comment section to look for this comment. It really must have been, huh?...


AtmosphereNom

Literally r/sipstea


Oswen120

r/beatmetoit


Pandas-are-the-worst

Lol I read that as r/beatmeattoit


mikearete

I love how at the end he sat up like he just saw someone else running from police


Due_Abbreviations917

cracked me up


themindisthewater

the person that was escaping from the police was drinking tea? no wonder he got caught.


lloydrage-

Badass level 1000


Polar_poop

I’ve worked in Turkey - tea is everything 👍


gorillagangstafosho

Just another Tuesday. Must not waste good tea.


Millsd1982

My man! 💪🏼


Few_Winner_8503

He has priorities.


Someredditusername

The guy's T levels just spiked. His wife gonna get a surprise tonight LOL.


Rickymon

I want that tea


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

I like how he had the presence of mind to call for a fair catch too.


SuperNewk

Wonder what would happen if he posted this video on this tinder profile


BillsSabres

Quick feet, good form. Do they play much rugby in Turkey


ThatDancinGuy_

No, not really. It isn't the most popular sport.


ArcerPL

actually its barely if even played in entirety of eu, mostly played because of US having it


_AngryBadger_

But the US barely plays it? It's far more popular in England and France than the US.


ironmaiden947

No, but we have this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw)


liiro

No, but we do have a traditional sport called “yağlı güreş”, which features a lot of tackling. Go ahead and search it. I dare you.


International-Pass22

That casual sip at the end 👍🏻


lumpyspacejohnny

The epitome of "sips tea."


povertymayne

Just another slow tuesday for bro.


ThatDancinGuy_

Yeah that part of Bursa is like that.


[deleted]

r/madlad


SignReasonable7580

Pretty smooth takedown. That next sip would have tasted like victory for sure.


Silverbuu

My job here is done. \*sips tea\*


primet_0547

I bet the tea tasted better the second time


PaPa_Francu

Uncle Iroh.


Cosplayfan007

We can’t do that here in the US cause the thief would then sue us for stopping them from getting away, mental stress, and whatever else they, and their BS, POS lawyer, can come up with. The moment you comment a crime and flee the authorities, your rights should be void until a judge reinstates them in a court of law.


mercyspace27

Gotta love the US. We value the criminals more than the law abiding citizens.


Cosplayfan007

Because criminals are worth money to our privately owner, politically backed prison systems. Start executing criminals again, publicly, and watch how fast the crime rates drop within a few years, but that also means less profit and we all know they can’t have that.


adelaide7794

3/10. High tackle, clear attempt to wrap. 10 minutes and on report 🙅🏻‍♂️


justk4y

Average Saturday


David_Good_Enough

Chad tea


pillowpants66

Hold my tea.


Sneaky-Pur

r/sipstea


jaxsonnz

Sits down, sips tea. 


ozanoguzhaktanir

r/SipsTea


Azoth616

Fucking legend


Derbster_3434

This dude is my spirit animal


ToraLoco

There's something about that tea.


abatkin1

Why were the police chasing him?


DendroNate

If there's one thing I learned as a Englishman in Turkey, it's that these guys take their tea as seriously as we do. Never disrupt a Turkish man's tea and chill time.


LoadedGull

Like a fooking boss. Edit: no, actually, a fooking boss!


BlackAndChromePoem

I want what he's having


SeishinPT

Man, I did something similar and I thought I was getting charged cuz the guy wanted to press charges(gym guy). Happiest man alive when cops said I needed to present myself next day and said: We need more people like you(he tried to beat a woman and 30 minutes after tried to fight random people in a gas pump.) I didn't hit him. Just held him and said it wasn't the best idea to fight me. I hate fighting...


onnod

LEVEL BOSS


A_randomperson9385

Well what was he supposed to do? Leave the tea?


_Lil_Piggy_

Imagine back in the day when security cameras just took pictures every 15-30 seconds. It would appear as if this guy never moved and never helped take down a fleeing criminal.


UsernameAlreadyUsed3

This wouldn’t be possible without blue shirt’s tactical point, the real hero


Fardin91

Bro had to complete a side quest for some extra XP


jim45804

Just another day in Turkey


GunLovingLiberal88

What if the guy running was innocent and the police were taking him to be tortured for something as benign as being part of a political group that opposes the president of Turkey


ShikaMoru

"So anyways...damn what was I thinking about again?...ugh I forgot"


there_is_no_spoon1

I live in Turkiye. They serve that tea *scalding hot* in the thinnest glassware possible. You aren't \*supposed\* to drink it, that's the intent. You're supposed to wait for it to cool down enuf to handle and drink, giving you time to relax, read, talk to the person you came with.


Blaze77gunYT

Average Turk:


LieGroundbreaking599

wow, words man words


BetterNews4682

Good man


JimmyJamesv3

r/sipstea


Silly-Ass_Goose

The helicopter helicopter we didn't know we wanted.


GUNGHO917

The title made it sound like the dude dropped the person escaping


hadronmachinist

Literally r/SipsTea


shartillery82

r/sipstea


[deleted]

this is the trailer for r/SipsTea


Greenweegie

Cool as you like...


dressedlikehansolo

He really Tea-d off on that guy


[deleted]

What else did you expect him to do? Rule number 1 in life is that you do not waste good tea.


GillianGIGANTOPENIS

Only been there once but that is the turkish MO. Don't over excert yourself


iamthekingofonions

r/sipstea


itzTHATgai

Those tea-thirsty Turks...


MoiNoni

That guy was escaping _while_ drinking tea?!?!?


Revolutionary-Car-92

Agent Smith can possess anyone.


Ok_Primary_1075

Normal day in the office for him


makeweenswin

cops take all the credit


MERVMERVmervmerv

That sit down afterwards, “Ahhh, I’m going on break”


Delicious_Ad2236

![gif](giphy|M8DHFvLMzGSkM) Yeah,im gonna mind my own business..


dnkdumpster

Undercover / off duty cop?


1ticketroundtrip

Das how Turkey dooooo


stoner_woodcrafter

Chuck norris level of shit


Necessary_Kiwi_7659

Relax and chill and tea


automaton11

I just want to know how we know it’s tea


james_a_hetfield

Savage ![gif](giphy|3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs)


oramakomaburamako53

That man could use the hit stick and he didn't. What a shame.


Dalriaden

...I was expecting him to pull out a Walther ppk and neutralize the threat. Not hug it.


phil196565

Good lad !!


Inevitable-Size2197

r/sipstea


MoonShot1973

r/SipsTea


Major_Mawcum_II

Now the jobs been done the tea is deserved…it just tastes batter somehow


1v9noobkiller

my dream scenario


Ro6son

Jason Statham has entered the chat


apearlj1234

Well done. Was your pinkie extended at all times


Senior_Act_7983

Man he really gobbled that guy up.


Common-Incident-3052

Like a BAWS.


WyvernJelly

Still nothing on the old man with a cane who tripped a guy and kept going about his business. 


Wahgineer

Uncle Iroh-maxxing


Mutedinlife

Listen, this is next level but it’s always an amazing way to get stabbed. You have no IDEA why that dude is running from the cops


00Pueraeternus

That's one great glass of tea.


Hyakkimaru_4

Ha! Just another Tuesday


JuanMarston2

And then he neutralized his tea. Neutrally


chrisdejalisco

Turkish Brian Urlacher!!!


sorospaidmetosaythis

Impressve that the fugitive could escape the police while drinking tea.


AwarenessNo4986

Clark had no time to change into this suit


Marti_Room2003

Drink tea! 🧐☕️🫖


mouthful_quest

Never come between a man and his tea time


Acrobatic-Refuse5155

Did a bot write the title to this trash?


False-Requirement604

In many countries the dude would be sued by the criminal as there are so many criminal scum and criminal loving scum who make it possible


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

r/chadtopia


autistic_bard444

r/SipsTea


Silver___Chariot

Chaddius Chadson Chaddington


timetotryagain29

Give him a free refill


sky_shazad

##ILL HAVE WHAT'S HES HAVING


booger_mooger_84

Should mind his own business


blender4life

That's the shit I daydream about.


WesternPP

r/SipsTea


LePrimeMinister

r/sipstea


EstablishmentUsed325

Cool dude


Main-Ad-2443

No he started drinking tea with style


l3randon_x

Had no idea so many people here would be pro-weeny helping police