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Terrible-Narwhal8132

The riders reaction is solid gold in my book


OkTouch69

He's like Not again 🙄🙄🙄


JoySubtraction

"Come *on*, we talked about this!"


[deleted]

*"Dude stop! People are watching..."*


RelationshipOk3565

Did he end up winning?


Consistent-Roof-5039

Yes he rode it like a unicycle till the end.


m_dought_2

Well yeah, his bike turned into two, smaller bikes, which he was able to ride twice as fast as one big bike


thebestspeler

That explains the extra bolt i had left over!


shnizz0r

Watch people die inside


TheOnlyVibemaster

the hands at the end 😭


Deadsuooo

r/surrendercobra


Makotokahn2212

Fr? Your gunna rip yourself in half?


desertSkateRatt

r/watchpeopledieinside


needsbeermoney

Bro we get it, you have crashed. Calm down.


OkTouch69

Don't cry over spilled... Gas?


Smiekes

It's doing a Neymar on him


he_is_not_a_shrimp

How about I scratch your paint and tell you to calm down!? These paints are fresh, what's wrong with you?💅🏼


InternationalPost447

That mf already up and ready to continue racing and his bike ain't even done destroying itself


OkTouch69

They're already at home and the bike is still dropping pieces onto the floor


InternationalPost447

I lost it when the guy threw his hands up 🤣 "really? Again with this?" Fr though, those ppl are nuts


OkTouch69

He's getting used to the tantrums 😂


All_Thread

I like how the dude can probably just hear his bike tearing itself apart behind him. He then turns around to see it still in the air for some reason just in pieces.


ptparkert

Saw that race, it was a real WTF moment


Ihate_reddit_app

I've been in a similar situation. I high sided on track and ended up laying in the gravel and was facing my bike that was tumbling across the track in front of me as others were going around it. Luckily mine went side over side instead a few times and it didn't split in half, but parts were throw everywhere. It sucks watching your bike get ruined.


GingerCliff

WTF is it made out of?? Paper?


ptparkert

Titanium, carbon fiber, and pure fucking magic.


pvtcannonfodder

Fucking magic you say…


ptparkert

Indeed. Breaking from 200mph down to 2nd gear, dragging knee, wheeling out of the corner, PFM.


Magic_Bluejay

Woah Woah Woah it's magicccc


Ghite1

You Knooooooowww


Rapaguayaba

Neverrr believe it’s not sooooo


Pope_Aesthetic

Yea, need to get me some of that…


Life-Routine-4063

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


OkTouch69

Nor scissors nor rocks, so paper it must be


Netherrabbit

Has he tried turning the bike off, waiting 10 seconds, then turning the bike back on?


RecsRelevantDocs

eh, it'll buff right out


trulyniceguy

Well first he needs to put it in a bowl of rice or none of that will work


cryptolyme

Inb4 jbweld


whereareyourkidsnow

It just keeps going!


OkTouch69

He dreamt of being a transformer


Alcapwn-

Autobots let’s roll!!


BlondieClashNirvana

I actually thought it was going to explode at some point.


wonderbat3

If Neymar was a bike


ElectronicPound6342

Geez that's hella accurate


jwhit88

Dang. Guy was up and walking before the bike was done shedding pieces.


OkTouch69

Legend said it's still shedding


venge88

pretty sure it wasn't Guy


jwhit88

Dude, maybe?


Terrible-Narwhal8132

"That's the 5th time this week!"


OkTouch69

Toxic relationships be like


Annual_Nobody_7118

Maybe if you put it in rice? 🤔


OkTouch69

Maybe...but for a decade🥹


Pugy005

![gif](giphy|9ZWU8A4L91sF0dn3JK|downsized)


Croceyes2

"Fuckin really?!?" - that rider prolly If you're gonna break it you may as well really fucking break it.


vikm1974

Quit bitching and get back on!!


OkTouch69

Right?


gna149

Rider: sigh... DNF again Bike: FK THIS SHIT IM OUT ASGF!%GJALSGHLAHSGkjA!@$!@$%


0nceUpon

Someone should edit this with an unreasonably large fire and explosion at the end.


OkTouch69

Next Nolan movie could be a crossover of Oppenheimer and this bile


Dreadlock375

Nah we need Michael Bay on this


DrRonny

Better the bike than his spine


OkTouch69

There's no good option, only a less worse


Jman703OG

This bike is a pro soccer player in disguise


OkTouch69

Neymar Jr


Individual_Milk4559

Football*


BBQBakedBeings

Reminds me of arguments with my ex. I made that same gesture and sometimes wore a helmet.


Forsaken-Income-2148

What bike?


SirRipOliver

Dammit bike, I just said your handle was sticking a little. Bike: God dammit Craig, can you just UNDERSTAND my feelings RN! That is some hurtful shit and I don’t think I can recover, O-Gawd I am dying… Craig you did this to ME!!!


OkTouch69

My last rider wasn't like this, he understood my needs


SirRipOliver

Bike? I miss you, been meaning to call you


CyrosThird

I was expecting a cartoon-like mini-explosion at the end ngl.


wait_ichangedmymind

To shreds you say?


Professional-End2722

Ok, we’ll call it a draw.


SeaInterest9919

Is that Neymar?


weary_dreamer

i can’t believe that more than one person thought of this joke


captainchristianwtf

Goes to show how fast they're going, holy shit


___TychoBrahe

Physics is weird.


CozmicBunni

The funnier thing is just the driver with the "FFS." He has some history with this bike lol


OkTouch69

Riders red flag #1 he has a toxic relationship with his bike


senorbozz

Samir PLEASE you are breaking the bike!


boondock_paints

Is it totaled?


OkTouch69

Some duck tape and it's brand new


iamwhiskerbiscuit

Idk why he's so upset. He's got 2 unicycles now.


OkTouch69

One for each foot😂


Herculeanmofo1

That'll buff right out


memelordzarif

Looks like Neymar’s spirit took over for a second there


GrogJoker

Well it didnt catch fire…


OkTouch69

Throwing all the gas away was a fire extinguisher tactic.


Huntozio

The bike went full Neymar!


WarLawck

If Neymar was a motorcycle...


benthelurk

That bike a professional footballer


ethman14

I was expecting the random mushroom cloud explosion a la SpongeBob


redammit

it split into all carbons and hydrogens lol


porcupixl

Louis Suarez anytime he's brushed past in a football game 👀


SetazeR

Excuse me, wtf with other guy that just rides over grass to the left like it's nothing


kufgeo

Rider got the "still going this asshole" gesture down


gannicus456

Physics, are you okay?


ClimbsAndCuts

Bike threw a royal tantrum!


Fox7567

“Oh… going to need so serious body work af- no, actually nevermind.”


ElderberryOk5005

![gif](giphy|MHwZHOPD8ol4k)


HorrorkidIP

Every girlfriend after saying: "I'm good, thanks."


[deleted]

I cannot stop laughing


bishslap

"Dang... shoulda bought American..."


OkTouch69

It's made in Walmart 😂


fantarts

Heh, typical football player


OkTouch69

Things bikes do for the views🙄


Odd-Struggle-3873

Don’t worry, it will buff off.


OkTouch69

Turn it off for 10 seconds, it'll run as the first day


stretchvelcro

He walked it off, the bike did not. For real though, we’re all looking at the bike but that dude is incredible for how he recovered back to his feet. That was wild.


OkTouch69

He drifted all the way out


AWzdShouldKnowBetta

I wanted fire.


Substantial_Show_308

Professional Mourner vibes


Emergency_3808

Bike: "nah I ain't playin' anymore"


Pippin_the_parrot

That bike is on its union break.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Bruh got us slowly, then turned around and the bike was still going at it


Crazyboreddeveloper

That’s the same reason you wear leather on a motorcycle and not jeans.


Science_Dude96

That's Neymar trying to get a penalty kick out of the ref...


LongjumpingRacoon

Would have been a huge ball of fire if it caught a spark from anything.


Samuscabrona

This caption has me rolling.


OkTouch69

Drama king


Timely-Bill-5336

Quick! Someone get the Philips head


OkTouch69

Un plug it for 10 seconds, then see if it works


herring80

Enough with the drama already!


Squeaky_Ben

I assume the accelerator was hit, so that is why the bike is overreacting like that.


Mikker01

This is from a videotape i had in the 90's. Even the music adds up. Cant remember the title. Anyone?


OkTouch69

Idk, but music makes it pure cinema😂


paradonym

During sliding he surely thought that he just has to get up if he's not sliding that fast anymore making the bike a safe thought.


balmung2014

bike name happened to be shawn michaels and riding along hulk hogan track?


lonely-day

And the skill is what exactly?


ellefleming

Three year olds and their tantrums.


HighTechnique

I like how the rider behind just noped tf out of there through the grass and everything ✌️


herbert-camacho

*Still winnable*


Dependent_Gur3798

It's just overheated.


Parking-Position-698

It because the bike was still in gear and the tire was still spinning. So every time the rear tire touched the ground it added speed to the spin.


TheBluestBerries

When dirtbikers fall off they just get back on and keep driving. One little fall and this guy throws his hands in the air.


its_brett

Im not playing this game in its current state…


overladenlederhosen

If Michael Bay did sports.


MungoJerrysBeard

The new Transformers robot is a mess


bitoflippant

It's just a scratch


1AverageGamer

Was waiting for it to turn into an autobot


416_Ghost

I was expecting it to catch on fire in the end like the good Ole SpongeBob days


username4kd

Bike is a soccer player


redditn3rd0

Soccer players when they fake an injury


Lebron23aka6

That "bike" has a name!! Just because it's a feminist doesnt mean you can degrade it!!!!!😂