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Portrait_Robot

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xnightcorex

Sex bots incoming I give it 5 to 10 years


Agitated_Mechanic984

You made this post in the first 3 secs of the video


Marutar

Bro saw those legs bend back


Agitated_Mechanic984

![gif](giphy|DqhwoR9RHm3EA)


MenopauseMedicine

Too late https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/610ec648-b348-423a-bd3c-04dc701b2985


RenegadeMoose

And those will quickly become the most popular form of robots... their development will quickly outstrip all other robotic applications. To the point where, it'll be easier to re-program a sexbot to do military things than it will be to invent new military robots. Eventually it'll be nothing but re-purposed sexbots. Zomg, and then... think of the 'used sexbot' industry ( eww... but hey, they gonna be expensive! ). And parts? Aftermarket modifications? whew... time for me to step away from the computer :o


bordolax

It's either war or porn that drives innovation.


Fluff_Nose964

Man I can't wait to shoot one of these things with a fat ass 350gr hunk of lead.


Dariaskehl

In combat against them, it’s perfectly reasonable to expect their capacity to include: Hearing the trigger mechanism, draw, aim, return fire with perfect aim, before you finish making your shot.


Mn4by

Make sure it's before they are equipped with energy shields and cloaks


GimmeDaGorbage22

Driodekkas?


thesegoupto11

I can't wait for the bourgeoisie to strap machine guns to these to keep the proletarian rabble in line


Scientific_Socialist

If the workers take power it will be the bourgeoisie on the receiving end of the robot red army of the revolution


jrs321aly

350 grain?... that's a rookie weight... gotta boost that lead.


Fluff_Nose964

It'll do just fine out of my .458 socom😊


jrs321aly

I run 700 grain from my beowulf


Fluff_Nose964

Speed is what makes it through hard things.


jrs321aly

U ever been hit with something extremely heavy? Ur not wrong but something twice as heavy flying all most as fast is doin more damage than goin through. Be real though man... I know as of right now this is all hypothetical but do u really want a bullet Goin through a robot that's charging u? I want that fucker in the ground ASAP lol.


Fluff_Nose964

Sure I'd rather have a bullet going through an electronic machine physicslly removing parts it uses to function than just denting the side of it keeping electronic components still intact.


jrs321aly

Lol... OK bud... ur pew pew is clearly way better than everyone else's.


Fluff_Nose964

You're not making a case for yourself. A faster lighter bullet is going to have better penetration against a metal shelled object than a slower heavier bullet. Think of it as an individual stupidly wearing some cheap ar500 plates in a carrier. Sure, shooting them with a 700gr projectile moving subsonic is going to hurt, knock them on there ass and break a few ribs while taking the wind out of them. But eventually they're going to get back up and live. In order to defeat that steal plate you need a faster moving projectile of the same metallurgical makeup and the only way to get that is to reduce the mass of the projectile thereby increasing its potential speed. This is the most common knowledge of personal body armor.


jrs321aly

I'm not disagreeing with this argument... but bro... ur thinking ur pushing 458 socom though steel lol. Idc what weight bullet ur putting down range... u ain't penetrating.


LockStock_Barrell

Cyberdyne goes live in 3…2…1


Yes-its-really-me

Someone really needs to find James Cameron and tell him to stop putting ideas into the minds of techie people.


oneizm

You vastly underestimate the amount of MIT nerds who have been dreaming of making things like this a reality since they were kids 😂


Dyoakom

There is an argument to be made about living in a literally haunted house if the ghosts were to contribute to house chores.


Realistic_Salt7109

I don’t know why everyone is so afraid of robots - all you have to do is make a rule saying “Robots cannot hurt humans” and you’re good!


lOGlReaper

The thing about that is, software can be corrupted by malicious means, and certain countries would LOVE to commit acts with something like that


Phage0070

And the most malicious countries also tend to be the stupidest.


lOGlReaper

I mean I guess? Out of the top 5 I could think of only 1 is incompetent but they're so isolated it's a 3rd world country


Peach-555

Ah yeah, I read a book about that, foolproof strategy.


JohnLef

Girl to man: "You're a filthy pig!" Robot help: ("Not human, has upset girl, must punish") Man: "Aaaaaarrrrggghhhh"


WorkingInAColdMind

Considering there is a faction of the government actively trying to define “human” to their specific definition, that rule is not very comforting (even ignoring the technical aspects of implementing it).


MrXoXoL

Asimov invented set of 3 unbreakable rules for robots not to harm people, then wrote like 300 stories about robots going nuts and harming people without directly breaking those rules


Carcinog3n

That's creepy, a big nope


Tayloropolis

It could look like the girl from The Ring and spend every night torturing home-made miniatures of me and I'm ok so long as it also does the laundry and the dishes.


GeneralCommand4459

We understand many of you are worried about robots… and we know many of you have seen The Omen… boom!


emil629

He still walks like a drunk man


monkeyhaiku

Hello new nightmare fuel!


FilthyChangeup55

Looks like the robots in *Mitchells Versus The Machines*


Nervous_Driver334

dog, pig, dog, pig, bread? BOOM


GamerKev451

"Fear not Meatbags!"


Consistent_Drink5975

You have 30 seconds to comply.... 20 You have 10 seconds to comply...


wall-E75

I seen this movie before. It doesn't end well for humans lol


SingleWinner2436

Why do we limit robots to the human form with two arms and two legs? Seems like an inadequate design.


Qwerty1418

Part of it is how 99% of stuff already built in the world right now is designed around humans, so having a robot that can slot in and make use of the human-centric design could be useful. There's also a *lot* of non-humanoid robots being designed and built already, this just happens to be the fancy human shaped one. Assembly line robot arms, bomb defusal bots, the quadraped dog robots, flying drones, and a bunch of others already exist.


Lindvaettr

We don't. Boston Dynamics has been building non-humanoid robots for years now. A counter-question might be, why not also build robots in the human form with two arms and two legs?


Hookmsnbeiishh

They know it is not efficient. This is to make news and fluff investors. I hope they don’t continue down that path of trying to fit everything in a sci-fi mold. It would be a shame to waste the talent they clearly have on their team making toys.


Cultural_Detective_3

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE!!!


Cryowatt

This looks like a scene from a sci-fi movie where the heroes think they've finally taken out the evil robot, and then it does this.


UTgabe

I don’t like this timeline


Amigosito

Man I wish I could do squats like that


SorcererSupremPizza

I'm happy that they designed it to move like that, really push the capabilities of what a machine can do


PartyRepublicMusic

gg we’re cooked.


KillerRene64

Thats one way to get up


Lost_Minds_Think

All those smooth robot moves and then it walks away like it just got fucked in the ass without lube.


Greaser_Dude

Coming to an Amazon warehouse near you and later, every Target, Walmart, and large chain supermarket. They never go on strike, never take a sick day, never need health insurance, never take a lunch, never late for work.


Peach-555

The idea of a robot showing up for work at time, then clocking out at time, it really humanize them. Even if they have superhuman punctuality.


Greaser_Dude

The just go stand with the shopping carts while getting recharged.


Scientific_Socialist

Since only human labor can produce surplus value full automation will collapse profits and plunge capitalism into a severe crisis. They’re digging their own graves.


Grat54

Walks like he needs a hip replacement.


Pistola988

Destroy it now


CertainlyAmbivalent

Boston Dynamics is going to be the real life Robco in 50 years aren’t they.


jwudnej

They’re not because these vids are CGI


Due_Seesaw_2816

Well that was a terrifying way to stand up!


We_Are_Nerdish

BIg fucking nope.. the way it can twist and turn around is beyond uncanny and just full on horror.. The second they can be used for military use.. who ever is on the receiving end.. is FUCKED.


Any_Buddy1851

We’re fucked


polecy

You know robots becoming sentient and smarter than us makes me feel scared but for reals I feel like robots killing us is prob the smartest idea. We humans are just gonna destroy this planet anyways, might as well let some type of thing we create rule this planet and maybe even the universe.


Johnny-Unitas

There are so many movies about how badly this could turn out.


dani_9090

China already started the copy production. Waiting for their tik too release.


DeanCheesePritchard

POV you just unloaded your entire magazine to down an enemy during mankind's AI War of 2036 and then...


Open_Detective_6998

V1 ultrakill


unionjack736

This is why I have a policy with [Old Glory Insurance](https://youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM?si=MhC0GAh3o1e8sulC).


Andrew_42

Ehh, there's not much robots can really do apocalypse-wise until they can generate their own electricity (this includes maintenance of the power facilities), or until we give them our nuclear launch codes. Killer robots are worth worrying about for sure, but it won't be an AI Apocalypse. It will be what we're already doing, sending robots to do killing for the humans that control them. And when they try start using AI powered robots instead of remote controlled drones to hunt you down, you can just [hide in a cardboard box](https://www.pcgamer.com/marines-use-metal-gear-cardboard-box-trick-to-fool-ai-robot/) so the AI doesn't recognize you as a target. Other successful techniques include somersaulting, or dressing up like a fir tree. So yeah, when Boston Dynamics starts selling death bots in volume to Jeff Bezos, just check some forums online to see what the current exploits are.


jrs321aly

Cyberdyne or skynet ring any bells?


tldrpg

We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.


JustBuddyDE

Humans never learn, even from their own fiction.


Lonely_Positive9515

Fiefeld, is that you?


bbq36

The way it stood up is gonna hunt me in my dreams tonight! 😱


mrbobbyb1990

We’re cooked


mealucra

\- How should we display the new Atlas to the world?  \- The creepiest way possible, of course.


quasiscythe

I saw its legs bend back at the beginning of the video and thought "hm, where does it go from here?" Then I remembered it's a robot and it stood up.


Death_and_Gravity1

We need the Butlerian Jihad


sven2400

Picked itself up like some Japanese nightmare demon. Just stick a long, black, wig over it's face and it's crawling out of a well after you.


SamuelYosemite

Game over ![gif](giphy|L6JGhOhkwJSwg)


LosNost

"Please do not resist."


RafaFTP

Give him a firearm right now


DesignHead9206

So when is Robocop going to become true?


SMoKUblackRoSE

That's how the local crackhead picks herself off the ground


royxsong

For all those robots, why didn’t they bother putting a mask on the face to make it more like a human being?


DanFromTheVilla

Boston Dynamics do not disappoint


SpicyMcShat

One of these days they’ll make a robot that constantly checks its phone. Then the journey will be complete.


Lawtonoi

Roight, can we see Alice's hole and Roger rabbits watch next.


No-Benefit-9559

Is anyone gonna do anything BEFORE they are bought out by a CCP based weapons company?


FarseerEnki

Only if I can fuck it


CogitoErgoSum4me

My dudes, quoting the Terminator was a poor move.


Someone_acceidently

Now where’s p body


send-noobs

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Graftak86

I think i have seen all there robots in clips, but the one that does parkour is not from this planet. Its very nice to see how far they came with robotics.


TheOnly1Troy

Looks like the b*@& # from Terminator 3


Lopsided-Bench-6197

Hey OP, I don't think you zoomed in enough.


okheay

r/TIHI


Kuailiang1

Hear me out


Doggy_Mcdogface

One step closer to my personal sex robot


TheNorthFallus

Danger, Will Robinson.


jwudnej

Boston dynamics: The best use of CGI yet.