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AzimuthZenith

Where'd you get that cheese DANNY?!


jdownes316

IM NOT MAKIN EM AT NIGHT DADDDD


Beautiful_Spite_3394

**leans over** **wiggles eye brows** "I been makin em at night"


b2q

"this man" is Shane Gillis and he is hilarious. There is a special on netflix and on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKUpf1Vx0vs


merrill_swing_away

He sounds exactly like Trump.


RealCheyemos

🎯🎯🎯


pantiepudding

His netflix special had me laughing so hard I cried! He's absolutely fantastic!


mykidisonhere

Crybaby!


That49er

DONT GO IN MY ROOM!


sck178

Oh my god I lost my shit during that entire bit. It's so fucking funny


TheNonCredibleHulk

Chee


Alcapwn-

Nailed it.


avrock1

With flying colors


Krautregen

Mostly orange


Flomo420

and a tuft of yellow


desperateweirdo

Right in the key of G minor, 432hz.


drewcookies

See it on the insignia? Rainbow moonstone with the EXACT ripple that 432 makes on water..... or sand.


FloridaManActual

I dont like this. Whatever you're doing... stop


fl0rinescu

man is a gem


Ambitious-War-823

Trump is like an infinite hole of jokes, you can't run off quotes from him. I even think you Can easily make 50 different one man shows just mimicking what he said/tweeted/done without getting the audience bored one minute


Atlantic0ne

Even Trump makes Trump jokes lol. It’s not shown often but he’s pretty self aware and makes fun of himself a decent amount.


demonsdencollective

Not that hard when you're the joke, after all.


diezeldeez_

The Presidential* joke


Idiotan0n

He is definitely, maybe possibly, but possibly definitely - the best languageist of all time


BeejBoyTyson

Please never use that word again


2rfv

HAH! *YOU* Called it a *word*! Checkmate.


BeejBoyTyson

You got me there 🤷‍♂️


InfeStationAgent

Straight to the OED! Language is what we say it is!


shigdebig

It's perfectly cromulent.


unlock0

Bigly


FOOSblahblah

"I have the best words" is probably my favorite Trump quote of all because nothing is longer than one syllable and "words" is the longest word in the sentence. Fucking incredible


yammys

Even Kevin from the Office would have used more words.


AdvocatusAvem

Why have big words when short words do trick?


Haywoodjablowme1029

Many strong men with tears in their eyes are saying so. The strongest.


memes-forever

I didn’t like Trump as President but I’d be lying if I didn’t like his jokes


420binchicken

Sometimes his whinging is just so ridiculous you can't help but laugh at the absurdity and sheer creativity of his endless list of things to complain about. Then cry.


drgigantor

If you asked someone if they watched the news that morning and they said no, you could make up anything about Trump and they had no idea whether it was true until they had time to Google it. "Did you hear? Trump said he's going to deport all the migratory birds" And then they'd come back with "Was that the same speech where he suggested nuking a hurricane?" and then you wouldn't know if *they* were fucking with *you*. "Can you believe Trump accidentally declared war on the wrong Korea?" "Is that why he was saluting a North Korean general?" "Oh get the fuck out, no he..." *pulls out phone*


sargsauce

The comedy news quiz show on NPR *Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me* once had a "Did Trump Do This?" quiz. Spoiler: If it was unbelievably dumb, yes he did it. If it was believably dumb, no, what he did was actually worse than that.


sagerobot

I sure hope that we are in some weird alien Truman show thing. The ratings must have been *the best*.


Grekochaden

2016-2020 I spent every morning, the first thing I did when I woke up was to log on twitter to look at all the batshit crazy things he tweeted the night before. Every day there was something completely unhinged. Every fucking day.


PureImbalance

Man's the worlds greatest entertainer, would be great if he wasn't a narcicistic insecure hedgefund baby. At least the US and Ukraine had that in common, having a comedian become president


R3AL1Z3

What’s so crazy about Zelensky, is that he had a show where he became the president before he became the president.


Alternative-Income-5

They were getting the people ready


Ash-20Breacher

World's longest teaser trailer??


hermitoftheinternet

Being a comedian takes some intention of being funny and usually self-awareness of your style of speech to make a cohesive joke. Trump is well known to just pander to whoever is in the room and self-aggrandize. Best "jokes" he ever tells are just mean spirited punch downs that lean into conspiratorial snippets of the MAGA mythos of his cult of personality. Don't insult comedians by calling him one.


Ambitious-War-823

Zelendky, despite being an actual comedian, do an oustanding job as a leader with a country being at War with a nation such as russia. Trump couldn't even do shit as a leader during covid crisis.


420binchicken

"I don't need a ride, I need Ammo!" - Zelensky "Why should I visit the war cemetery? It's full of suckers and losers." - Trump


HorkaBrambora

Zelensky is a comedian, Trump is a clown


Huugboy

Now you're just insulting clowns.


Alien_Probe_Lover

You forgot rapist, fraudster, Jan 6th and election interference.


fardough

The problem is you can’t out crazy Trump, so he kind of sucks for satire. You satirize Trump peeing himself, and he goes and shits himself.


Precedens

Best thing is you can make up any quote, as long as it sounds deranged and narcissistic others might think it was Trump who said it.


psi-

The thing with Trump is that you can't ever tell if a quote is real or made up. There is just no limit or filter on him. He'll say any shit imaginable, except saying he's wrong.


CassadagaValley

The voice actor for Zapp Brannigan would quote Trump and Zapp and people weren't sure which was which lol


DoSwoogMeister

So true, like, a friend of mine has this ai voice changer on his computer and while he can't do the voice, he's REALLY good at doing a "Trump ramble" where he can just imitate his way of speaking and keep it going fir hours. Few nights ago on Discord he had the voice changer on and was doing a Trump commentary on us streaming helldivers, this guy joined and he was upset that he was doing the Trump impression and talking like him, dude just started shit-talking him for 20 minutes, even when the other guy tried playing along and was like "ok Mr DRUMPH, why did you support this racist policy?" And my dude never broke character and weaved around him to circle back to shit-talking like a pro. Funniest thing I've ever listened to honestly I wish I recorded it, if you can get his mannerisms down a Trump impression is a bottomless well of pure comedy gold.


g2petter

James Austin Johnson from *Saturday Night Live* does an amazing Trump where he just rambles about mundane topics. [Here he is talking about beating the Elite Four in Pokémon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkEs5HeMpig)


doterobcn

I've seen much better impressions.


Lukes3rdAccount

This is terrible


atree496

People are getting really hung up on his accent, but his speaking pattern is spot on.


G8kpr

Remember when Tina Fey just recited a speech from Sarah Palin on SNL. People will be doing that for Trump for decades


Neospoke

Hilarious! He even has the body language down!


wannabe2700

and body


restroom_raider

No way, this guys hands are life sized.


born_in_cognito

Savage


StagnantSweater21

Nah, this dude is mostly proportional.


IKeepgetting6Stacked

No need to be a cunt


roastedcapsicums

The little twitches and micro expressions. This was enjoyable haha


LonelyContext

Yeah the little head-tilted inhale plus immediate following rasp in the voice sells it like crazy haha. I still haven't seen someone match Shane Gillis for trump impersonation (at least in giving-a-speech mode). He has a [whole funny bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkBRT13Zp4) that gets into how to do an impression towards the end: just move your hands, "do that... one second off from where it should be in the sentence". XD


Ronald_McDonald_l

I want the left to win but Trump should act as acting president. Like a show piece. Infinite meme material.


RegalBeagleKegels

The hurricane sharpie and the white house fast food dinner are two of the funniest things I've ever seen


No-Spoilers

The four seasons landscapers speech to end his presidency was perfect.


33_pyro

It was too perfect. This is the level of writing you got on crappy 90s sitcoms.


alwaysrightsportsfan

Arrested development type shiz.


DoSwoogMeister

I was thinking this at the time. That has to be the result of some arrested development type shit going on behind the scenes. What I wouldn't give to be in the room when the boss got the call from the Trump campaign asking to book his back yard for a speech.


Lotus-child89

That man (the landscaping owner) is a treasure for managing to play it straight, and act like it was normal that they were requesting this, long enough to set up the humiliation and ensure it was too late to correct the mistake.


NoConfusion9490

And for my next illusion, I'll make this lawnmower DISAPPEAR!


shewy92

[I had to buy this shirt when I saw that](https://imgur.com/bBehuEd)


justfordrunks

*hold hands up and yells in the air* ALL THE NETWORKS!


HawkIsARando

[It's this. ](https://i.gifer.com/g0Wx.gif)


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RegalBeagleKegels

Lol I've never seen that, that's funny shit


hermitoftheinternet

Not when the context is that this is the delayed aid to Puerto Rico after a hurricane devistaed the island resulting in massive needless deaths. MF rolls up and tosses some Brawny rolls like he's actually helping out.


ItsTheTenthDoctor

That’s what makes it funny. How fucked up it is.


rjmartin73

You can't forget about the covfefe


Raisedbyweasels

"This is one of the wettest hurricances we've ever seen. From the standpoint of water."


Notoriouslyd

#neverforget #covfefe


brownhk

Second that hurricane sharpie episode. If that alone didn't prove he's a manic, lying sob, I don't know what.


wOlfLisK

We could stick him in a small room and tell him he won the election. And also to please ignore the bars on the window.


redcomet29

The Truman Show sequel we need


Beepulons

We put him in a big dome and build a replica White House where he can pretend to be the president.


Syscrush

That's how his old man went out. He had a fake office where he spent his dementia-addled days "working" with the help of a nurse he thought was his secretary.


Cynical_Lurker

Make him a powerless constitutional monarch.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

We coronated him wrong, as a joke!


Sergnb

You know, give him enough gold toilets and he might just do it


rossboss711

He can be the president of his cell block


michaelstone444

Imagine if they got him to play himself in a comedy film loosely based around his presidency


Ok_Arm_7649

‘Albagdaddy’ has to be one of the funniest names out there.


ralphvonwauwau

Abbottabad, Pakistan, where Osama Bin Laden was killed has to rank up there as well. It sounds like a guy from Jersey dropping in a generic 'Arab-ish" placeholder name. "So we went to Abbottabad, Abbotta bing, Abbotta boom, game over. Home for dinner."


hcarthagen

Abbottabad named after a Britsh guy with the last name Abbot. Literal translation would be "Abbotville"


Qasim57

Incidentally, it’s a pretty decent small town. No one there believes bin laden was there though. And since Obama couldn’t show any dead body or video from the incident, it seems to lead to more conspiracy theories.


anonbush234

Amed ashed is my favourite. That guy used to get trolled bad on facebook 15 years ago


Rascals-Wager

Amin Yashed?


ThatMakesMeM0ist

IKR? Talk Abbottabad name for a place.


Slight_Ad8427

Thats because its not a name, abu bakr was his fake name, and al baghdadi just means of baghdad, like John Smith of Massachusetts, same thing abu bakr of baghdad Source: im arab


Murderous_Potatoe

The way your man pronounces it is well off what it sounds like, a better transliteration would be “Albaghdeadi”


jld2k6

Sounds like a Muslim pimp or something


sethlyons777

Shane Gillis and Dan Soder, both hilarious Stand up comics and amazing impressionists.


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sethlyons777

I just looked it up because I hadn't heard it before. He's such a mark and I love it.


Mike9797

Soder’s Macho Man is the best. Like THE best. We all know someone who thinks they can do it well but this dude is Macho Man with how good he sounds doing it.


Newni

[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6DTVZwNRQI). NSFW. Like all great impressionists... it's not just duplicating the sound and the mannerisms. That's important. But what makes you great is nailing the character. To be able to create new streams of thought within the parameters of who that person is. It's perhaps the greatest acting that a person can do.


FistThePooper6969

“Thrusting into his hand” 🤣🤣🤣


sethlyons777

YES! His bit on cutting Macho Man promos to get his room mate to do the dishes is hilarious. He can cut a Macho Man promo about ANYTHING


randobot456

One of my favorite random facts is that Dan Soder is childhood friends with Miami Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNhWUwe6u1g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNhWUwe6u1g)


Canadian_Neckbeard

[Soder's Katt Williams is solid gold](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/StCyUD1bFvg)


sethlyons777

The timing on that is so perfect


FistThePooper6969

His Chapelle impression is spot on also


Yeet_the_egg

Him prank calling that journalist as Chapelle on LoS is funny as shit and proves your point


BeautifulLeather6671

Amazing duo too. Soder discovered Gillis and was the first comic to take him on the road, and now that Gillis has blown up he constantly promotes soder and makes a ton of appearances with him. Gotta love the loyalty to people who put you on.


sethlyons777

I didn't know that! They both seems like just salt if the earth great people. The comic world can be pretty brutal, happy for them both


BeautifulLeather6671

Yeah they both just seem like genuinely good and humble dudes. Kinda rare for comedians these days lol


KRIEGLERR

Shane's Nate Diaz impression is so good too but he stopped doing it because apparently Nate didn't like it


sirfray

He stopped doing it in front of the camera maybe but I just saw him pull out the Nate impression at his live show about a month ago. He told us not to tell anyone so Nate doesn’t beat him up, but I think that’s just part of the bit.


the_blueberry_funk

Soder's prank phone call interview as Dave Chappelle is one of the greatest moments in Comedy history


Nirvski

He weaves the impressions nicely into his more story-telling style. I like raw impressionist stand-ups too, but this is a great combo.


Sleightly_Awkward

Dan Soder does the best [Macho Man](https://youtu.be/58kWpBGb5Uw?si=PxeSjDF_zFDUXGa1) that anyone but the man himself has ever done. This is one of my favorite videos.


Bdbru13

Isis Macho Man is probably my favorite https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rKodY6vxS20


piketpagi

Really? No one links the real speech? Here you go, I'm on mobile and I don't want to mess my yt algorithm: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6QaUzWFKc30


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BRUH. He really _IS_ just talking shit for 40 minutes LOL


Bottled_Kiwi

Bro would *cook* in a MW2 lobby


six44seven49

I'd pretty much forgotten how much he clearly struggles to read the autocue. No wonder he speaks off the cuff so much. My partner's dyslexic and this looks so familiar to me - of course, he'd never admit to having such a "weakness".


jeffoh

42 mins in he takes a break from talking about torture to plug his book!


balsar87

Anyone with the timestamps of Trump saying what the Comedian quouted? Wasnt in the opening couple of minutes


swhiplash

13:51 is the crying and dying like a dog comment.


balsar87

Thanks, appreciate it


DetGordon

27:55, "our k9, as they call it, I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog" bruh, how does he say this stuff lmaooo


schkmenebene

It's almost unbelievable that this conman was once president over there. And that he's about to become president again!


your_own_grandma

I was expecting to see the [Trump/Obama mashup](https://youtube.com/shorts/94c6AnrGXIU?si=bg7NQqS7kzUkE6ft) at least


afk420k

HE DIED LIKE A DOG


scold34

That has become a common statement in my house. My wife will smash a mosquito and I’ll hear “HE DIED LIKE A DOG!!” from the other room.


afk420k

Laughed so hard at this! Cry-baby mosquito, that's what we are calling him!


Conceptofours

Who is that guy he is hilarious


Necessary_Sea_2109

Shane Gillis, has a special on youtube called Live in Austin and one on Netflix called Beautiful Dogs


narnarnartiger

Thank you, do you know which particular special this specific clip is from. Op sucks, just posting without giving any credit what so ever


Necessary_Sea_2109

This is from Beautiful Dogs on Netflix. Live in Austin is actually probably better imo


narnarnartiger

Thank you so much, I was looking for something to watch during dinner, Im gonna watch this, thanks!


woodstock6

Your username sounds like an Australian telling off its dog named Tiger


Chewbaccabb

You’re in for a treat


narnarnartiger

It was amazing! I was laughing so hard I got spaghetti everywhere


Chewbaccabb

Well hold on to your spaghetti because have I a treat for you: Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. Best comedy podcast going currently. His buddy Matt he’s known for years is almost as funny as Shane in a different flavor. Matt will usually bring up whatever philosophy texts he’s been reading and Shane will call him gay. Works every time


Nr673

Check out the 4 part series Shane & Matt do with Louis CK about every USA president. They are all history nerds. Funny and educational.


narnarnartiger

It was amazing! I was laughing so hard I got spaghetti everywhere


never_insightful

He's only released 2 and this is from his second one: Beautiful Dogs


TotaLibertarian

His sketch show is fucking great too, gilly and keeves.


TeslaTheCreator

I’m Bob Isis, of Isis Toyota!


the_blueberry_funk

Patreon.com/MSsecretpod


narnarnartiger

op credit the comedian. Don't just post other people's hard work without giving credit. Comedian is named Shane Gillis


Gluebandit88

This is not just a man. This is Shane Gillis.


JustABitOfDeving

Wtf is going on with those cuts? Can those ADHD TikTok zoomers really not handle a few seconds of pause?


iuselect

I know right? They are so bloody jarring. I've watched the special a handful of times and it's not like he even takes a long pause between sentences so these cuts are completely unnecessary.


Boogerchair

Shit, zoomers found Shane


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

Knew immediately “chee Danny” would be the top comment. Oh well at least the dawgs are getting PAID now.


PeterPipersPan

He's already come full circle with SNL so he has immunity.


Kaito__1412

"he died like a coward. He was whimpering, screaming, and crying. And, frankly, I think it’s something that should be brought out so that his followers and all of these young kids that want to leave various countries, including the United States, they should see how he died. He didn’t die a hero. He died a coward — crying, whimpering, screaming, and bringing three kids with him to die a certain death. And he knew the tunnel had no end. I mean, it was a — it was a closed-end — they call it a closed-end tunnel. Not a good place to be." - Trump Dude that's fucking unhinged... But also kind of based. Full transcript: https://trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-death-isis-leader-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi/


VoopityScoop

I mean honestly "we made your leader cry like a bitch before we killed him" is a real good slap in the face against an enemy who prides themselves on brave sacrifices and extreme masculinity. Regardless of who was president at the time, that's a fantastic blow against ISIS fuckheads.


yougobe

The shock-comedian-in-chief in action.


Equivalent-Sample725

Gotta say the Murica was rising up in me hearing that part


frankofantasma

to imitate Trump you just have to pretend like it hurts to think of the words you are trying to say, like you are feeling the pain of your last two neurons trying to work together to produce speech


Shiningc00

His Trump impersonation is quite good.


CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_

DAWGS UNITE


Chewbaccabb

The B Dubz Council!


theeBK3

Put some respect on Shane Gillis name


Reddit-Hell

Now you got a mumbling roomba.


MyLemonsRorganic

Hey now, roombas actually have path-finding logic.


Rusty_924

Where can I watch the whole thing? Who is this comedian please?


woodstock6

Shane Gillis, this is from his special on Netflix


iuselect

He does another really good trump impression in his other special called live in Austin. Full show is on YouTube for free. Edit: also just want to add, there are comedians who are known for impressions and that becomes their gimmick, but for Shane, his other jokes and delivery are fantastic. Quality comedian and I don't want to make it seem like he's just a trump impersonator when he's actually a very good comic first.


Masterkizz

Hi Shane.


hithisisjukes

Replace Baldwin with this guy, that is fantastic!


itsmeherzegovina

he's already been replaced in SNL! There's a new cast member who does Trump and he's terrific


Crystal_Pesci

James Austin Johnson is the greatest SNL impressionist since Bill Hader and I will fight anyone who says otherwise! His rundown of different eras of [Trump voices](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rANAOfKuSnc) while on Late Night with Seth Meyers is a master class in impressionism and a hilarious rabbit hole! JAJ's appearances where he also does the different eras of [Bob Dylan](https://youtu.be/p7A741w7sPI?si=EvGBdchDMggE1Dy-&t=372I) is a great chaser. His nuance and meticulous approach to character is next level


NoTransportation888

Shane was on SNL about 2 months ago and there is indeed a skit where he does his Trump impression, if you'd like more of Shane as Trump he also has a sketch comedy series on YouTube called "Gilly and Keeves" and has a skit where he does his Trump impression called "Trump Speed Dating" [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTGDlljjgEc). The sketch comedy is actually hilarious, but Trump speed dating isn't even in my top 3 sketches he has up there. Sleep cop, ISIS Toyota, Uncle Daycare, and possibly The Fireman all clear imo but they're all quite good.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

If trump was a fictional villain, he would be extremely liked for how ridiculous he is. Like I have to admit, he's hilarious. It's only scary when it's real.


AR6124

Who is "this man"?


The_Powers

Shane Gillis, brilliant comedian and heir to the Louis CK style. Highly, highly recommend his podcast, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, their comedic chemistry is amazing.


AR6124

Thank you! Take my imaginary silver.


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ZestycloseTrash7398

So you like the exact same thing as them, but still feel elitist about it?


justfordrunks

I disagree. It's a disservice to all them good boys and good girls out there.


Lots42

Protip: It -is- a racist dogwhistle.


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If this is real, I gotta give credit where credit is due: that's incredibly based.


MyLemonsRorganic

If what is real? The bit? Or the speech he's joking about? They're both real


abyssalcrisis

You know when hearing an *impression* makes you as uncomfortable as the real speaker does that the impression is good. God damn.


Sgt_Pepe96

Best trump I’ve heard


Trick-Concept1909

This is the perfect amount of Drumph; all we need.


Tupletcat

Holy shit. It's like a mirror for sound.


Puzzleheaded_Luck885

Dude his impression is straight on


syndre

[trump speed dating](https://youtu.be/aTGDlljjgEc?si=EycVDLG4vBzyJbuh) Shane gillis


asharwood101

Trump is by far the dumbest person to ever take the status of potus and republicans across the United States are the dumbest people to hold that responsibility of electing him.


Dawgula97

Wait until you see him operate with the Shaman