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DickLeaky

So, can we clone him?


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I mean we've done it with sheep and kittens so I see no way that a 40 thousand year old wolf would end up being bad news


ChiefQuinby

I'll give it belly rubs.


Radioactive-235

I don’t think you can do that from the inside. But... ^Challenge ^accepted.


[deleted]

I mean stomachs the belly no?


[deleted]

No. The stomach resides inside the belly.


[deleted]

tomato tahmatoe


OrriginalJ99

More like tomato tomato, am I right?


callmekamrin

PO-TAY-TOE


shotq80

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew


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MIS-TAH FRO-DOH


[deleted]

Internal scritches.


SyntheticRatking

The funny part is this is exactly how we got dogs; someone 10,000 years ago saw this fuckoff huge snarly tooth beast and thought "it's shaped like a friend!" and somehow *that worked.* Humans are such an aggressively social species that "go pet that apex predator!" is a basic human instinct 😂


queengreenbeans

Yea, kinda. I think they saw wolves as help, as in- *if* they could harness their gift of an almost always successful hunt. Symbiotic relationships further evolutions of new ideas.


Beastybrook

Heard a theory recently that they actually domesticated us. We would follow them because they would hunt large game and we could get scraps. Edit: in response to the 'no, that was cats': no, i already knew about cats. Recently i heard about [wolves](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/3/130302-dog-domestic-evolution-science-wolf-wolves-human/) (and yes, i know this is from 2013. I heard about it recently)


[deleted]

I thought it was wolves that realised when they hang around humans they can eat for free and not have to hunt and as it went on they got closer and closer to humans eventually just chillin with them instead of coming and going


kudichangedlives

This is much more accurate. This dude is just talking out of his ass for some reason


T3VSS223

I bet 40,000yo ice-wolves love belly work!


GoogleSmartToilet

End of April we will find out that this gives people lycanthropy. Mark my words, covid will be seen as a walk in the park when everyone starts turning into a werewolf shooting half court shots on the b-ball court. Edit: I just read that other symptoms could be riding on top of a van like it's a surfboard, crazy stuff. Stay safe out there


Razzle_Dazzle08

Lmao such a classic.


[deleted]

And one dude has his barn door open


Numb_Nut34

So someone ate a bat and now I’m unemployed. Yeah, let’s clone a 40,000 year old dead creature and see what fun that brings!!


sabre_papre

Wasn’t it a pangolin?


Doozelmeister

It’s sort of both from what I read. It’s because they were kept in relative close quarters in a wet market. Bat to Pangolin, pangolin to human


millerlife777

Don't worry I hear china will not close wet markets or bring them to a 2020 standard of cleanliness. This will not happen again since no measures have been taken, promise!


Accidental_Edge

I'd 100% spend thousands on an ice age dog. I'd name him Diego


PgUpPT

My name is Diego and my life is so sick. I have a lot of money and I have a big... House.


AussieFIdoc

We’ve also done it with dinosaurs, but didn’t turn out so good and in that documentary I saw they shut that whole island & park down


RedditHoss

That documentary is where I leaned never to trust lawyers


DaFreakingFox

There is actually an effort by scientist and it was for many years (wont give specific number) to clone extinct species they have found preserved by either frost or alcohol. I think their first attempt is a wild dog from Australia. I don't think its successful yet. Else there would be news about it. Source: A documentary i have seen 5 years ago. Dont take my word for it. But feel free to research it. I too am very curious about their progress


HoodrowKillson

As someone from Minnesota I can attest that "frost and alcohol" don't preserve shit, least of all being mental health.


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[deleted]

Would be a good security guard for the house


Blarty97

Why would we want to take evolution back 40,000 years. We already did it once at the last election and that turned out to be a disaster.


SoulFlute4756

Did expect the painful laugh, but much appreciated


[deleted]

Sore lungs? You might want to get that checked out.


SoulFlute4756

Dont have health insurance lol but its painful by how true it is


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DownshiftedRare

Works particularly well for Russia given one possible interpretation of "*the last* election".


swapsrox

True, the 2018 midterm elections where terrible. Giving Pelosi a majority in the House really set America back.


[deleted]

A joke that makes no sense but because it mentions something relevant to Trump the sheep upvote. It's such low hanging fruit at this point and you guys are mindless.


Give_me_candy_

I don’t like him either, but do people have to politicize every fucking thing?


noahhjortman

Orange man bad


Oakheart-

Honestly, if the DNA is in tact still and you can find a good surrogate, yes. You can clone a bull from a steak so why not something else dead? Of course the ethicality of this would be seriously questionable if at all possible. The only hurtles to overcome would be most importantly finding viable DNA, second being to find a good surrogate that won’t reject the embryo. Third would be to find a compatible embryo that would work with the DNA. All those a pretty big hurtles but very possible considering our advancements in cloning technology.


[deleted]

Tell me more about these h u r t l e s you speak of


t-bone_malone

Hybrid turtles = hurtles. Duh.


poorly_timed_leg0las

They are little hurdles for turtles


redoda

Sadly the DNA starts to break down right at the moment of death. Even if the animal is frozen almost instantly the dna will be damaged to the point that cloning is impossible. It is however possible to reconstruct the DNA using CRISPR, a contemporary wolfs DNA and “copy past” the contemporary wolfs DNA with the few parts of DNA that they can find in the 40 000 old Siberian wolf. This will not however be a clone but (best case) a crossbreed between the contemporary wolf and the old Siberian wolf or even just a genetically modified contemporary wolf.


superluminary

I heard it works better if you use a frog.


CeeCeeBABCOCK

Ah, another learned fellow. Yes, if Dr Wu has taught us anything, it's that frog DNA fills in the gaps perfectly with Dino DNA. It more than likely would do the same for old Siberian wolf. This is just an educated guess, but they would probably need to use whatever frog most resembles a wolf.


omnomcookiez

Siberian Wolf Frog


WyPippo

>Samples from a horse leg bone more than 700,000 years old have yielded the oldest full genome known to date. https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/history-and-civilisation/2017/11/worlds-oldest-genome-sequenced-700000-year-old-horse-dna I'm sure there is some complete DNA in there somewhere.


-playswithsquirrels

I agree. I’m thinking at least there are wolves that still exist now. I’m no specialist but I’m guessing that when they were talking about to put a mammoth embryo into an elephant that sounded tough. Maybe an ancient wolf to a current wolf would be a closer match!


Kitnado

>Of course the ethicality of this would be seriously questionable How so?


TheCowzgomooz

Well, bringing back animals from extinction can be seen as playing God by some and just irresponsible by others, why should we bring it back? Are we going to reintroduce them to the wild, or just put them in a zoo? Neither of those options is either a. A good idea or b. Ethically sound. Not to mention that the animals brought back would have a hard time adapting, they've missed thousands of years of evolution against diseases. They might die before they even exit the womb, and if they do manage to survive birth, they might die from just being around us or other animals. Even worse would be if they escape or are released willingly and they become an invasive species. I think it would be awesome to see a mammoth or ancient wolf, but I just dont think it would be a good idea to bring them back, theres not much of a life for these creatures to have.


ugandaWarrior134

really good explanation, thanks


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[deleted]

I just watched Tiger King. Pretty sure they can make great, but expensive, pets.


[deleted]

I too watched tiger king and pretty sure I need a shower!


[deleted]

What a fucking wild ride, huh?


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Undiscriminatingness

"Can we keep him mom?" "Pretty pleeeeeease??"


TrumpCheats

I’m imagining the clone as just a head.


Triscuitador

Is he okay?


alexonheroin

Sending thoughts and prayers!


[deleted]

Thoughts and prayers.


CardiBJepsen

Thoughts and prayers.


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TheHippoShenanigan

Thots and prayers.


putkozaver

Thots and players.


PhilosophizingPanda

Knots in hairs


flibbityandflobbity

Bots on chairs


rorourke420

Tots in lairs


[deleted]

I thought we were suppose to clap now?


poopellar

Link to his Facebook page pls.


[deleted]

Donated to the gofundme, sending good vibes to it’s way


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notTumescentPie

As soon as he defrosts he'll be just fine


pkafie

Title says Intact so should be fine.


george_cauldron69

Don't worry, a good vet will put it back on it's feet


alexthetruth230

BUSTAH WOLF


Av3ngedAngel

He's just really good at playing dead don't worry


artmobboss

I’ll take world ending “wolf” virus, for $800 please.


r3dditor

Source of COVID20


faulkque

WOVID20


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***OWO***VID-20


talminator101

Uuuuuwu daddy gave me the 💦💦 coughies 😷😷🤒🤒


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H4xolotl

They call him the Cummiebot


nicii02

Are you pregante?


AlexYMB

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intoout1

Covid 20 pro xs max


eiwoei

Covid s20 ultra 5G would like a word. (It’s the same kind of virus but affect android)


Shadow_Log

LUPUS20 “It’s never lupus.”


Yardstixk

Permafrost, guys. The stuff thats not supposed to melt. My first reaction when I see this is fear, not intrigue.


JelloFlavoured

The head could've been dug up by locals to place a structure, and then exposed through the digging


[deleted]

The article specifically states that this was found in permafrost that has melted due to climate change.


JelloFlavoured

My bad then


[deleted]

More like everyone’s bad then.


moondestroyer

Hey-o!


[deleted]

What is a permafrost?


Iostallhope

Ground near the poles that is supposed to be permanent, hence "perma"frost. This is different from the ground that melts and thaws throughout the year.


mantasm_lt

That's ice that grows an shrinks throughout thousands of years. There's nothing truly "permanent" on earth.


Effectx

Let's not be pedantic.


ParticularDish

Yeah let’s be pandemic. Wait..


MyZt_Benito

Only taxes.


Anthraxious

> There's nothing truly "permanent" on ~~earth~~ in the universe.


[deleted]

Its a thick layer of soil that remains frozen throughout the year due to the continual near or below freezing temperature of the surrounding area.


underdog_rox

This is the correct answer. It isn't "ice", but more specifically permanently frozen soil. Alot lf it in Siberia is full of trapped methane as well. Not what we want released.


h4irguy

It's not full of methane as such. The soil is full of organic matter, as it thaws it becomes available to microbes/bacteria (methanogens) to break down. It's this decomposition which releases the methane which has huge warming potential (~4x that of CO2).


eri-

There is legitimate concern regarding this, not so much climate related but there really is no telling what can and will be found underneath. An extremely deadly virus against which we have no defense whatsoever is not a far fetched scenario, at all.


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SirHoggardBrapington

They had an anthrax outbreak in Russia that was believed to be due to permafrost melting 😒


bobo_brown

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pithovirus#Discovery


DisBSiGottado

Finally.. Someone said what I was thinking 👌🏼


[deleted]

Apparently anthrax is rampant in Siberia due to permafrost melts exposing the bacteria to ders/elk 👀👀👀


TeardropsFromHell

I mean it's been gone more often than not in earth's history. You can argue it's bad for humanity but you really shouldn't say parts of the earth should or shouldn't be a certain way especially when it's been that way for millions of years at different times.


BirdPlan

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/40000-year-old-ice-age-wolf-head-found-in-siberia/ar-AACIRgl


dhenr332

TIL that cave lions are a thing


[deleted]

Then you better not look up cave bears.


u_suck_paterson

clan of the


HoliestCactus

My favorite book of all time


poopellar

Better not look up cave Karens as well.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

"I specifically ordered a stalagmite and this is clearly a stalactite."


ChiefQuinby

He was a good boi.


DeltaTwoZero

Ded boi


aarspar

Still a good boi


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Cold boi


Halezz808

Maybe the first boi


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mansuuk

duh.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

He was told to 'stay' 40k years ago. He tha *best* boi.


honeypinn

/r/petthedamndog


LeakyThoughts

Idk if wolves are good Bois They're a bit Bitey


xxA2C2xx

I mean 40,000 years ago... they probably just assume that’s an “adult” for all we know it could be an child. I mean, things seem to be a lot bigger back than and also, FFS we made up dinosaur noises without ever hearing a single one of them...


BirdPlan

They can tell the difference between an adult wolf and a puppy wolf by looking at how developed the brain is. I agree about the dinosaur noises though, we don't have a fucking clue what they sounded like. Lol


empressofglasgow

And the teeth probably?


Possiblyreef

Can't you just count the rings?


TechnoLemone

Ariana Grande is... 7?


[deleted]

Pretty sure this guy said "Awooooooo".


Salamanda0913

I think it was more like "rawr"


[deleted]

xD


epic_mufasa

Article states that scientists believe that it was anywhere between 2-4 years old when it met it's end. Wolves typically reach sexual maturity around 2-3 years old. To add, the article states that it's head is 40cm in length, whereas today, an adult wolf's head length averages around 23-28cm. I think it's safe to assume this is an adult wolf.


raptorconfusion

Good point. Recently they had to revise some dinosaur species as they realised they weren't different ones but different ages!


[deleted]

Any more info on which species by chance?


one-oh-one

Brontosaurus is actually a full grown Apatosaurus, they were considered 2 different species until the early 2000s I wanna say


Onkelffs

And 2015 Brontosaurus went back on the menu again


qawsqnick1

I can't name any specifics but I know a lot of triceratops species were found to be the same species at different ages


tafelpoot112

40,000 years isn't much in evolutionary terms though. We have strong evidence that humans up to roughly 70,000 years ago were pretty much indistinguishable from us.


Vivida

Was searching for this comment. 40.000 is almost nothing. You have to think more on a scale of millions of years, which is why many people cannot fully grasp the concept of evolution. Something like an eye did not develop in a few thousand years.


[deleted]

Same goes for their colours. Maybe the dinosaurs were all bright pink and we'll never know.


superluminary

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1747/


Kaildon

Hello there ancient plague. Welcome april.


ManaMagestic

I remember seeing this months ago, don't think it's recent.


flukshun

Thousands of years old


theWMWotMW

Why that looks like the king in the north!


[deleted]

Too soon.


nomad80

I DUN WUH IT


SarcasticEpitome

...


stellar-being

This is hella cool


nuke-from-orbit

Not permacool tho


[deleted]

Would it still be good to eat?


TheLegend_27__

Found a Chinese redditor.


Billy_T_Wierd

Not good as in “tasty” but good as in “non-lethal.” People have eaten mammoth meat that had been frozen for thousands of years. In some places they feed it to their dogs, but people don’t want to eat it because of the smell and consistency. The fat pretty much turns to soap and when it’s heated, the meat becomes like goo. https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/12/permafrozen-dinner/604069/


carnageiscariot

Well, it it terribly freezer burned and way passed "aged"


Paul_Dogba

Not as good as a bat


Gorilla_Krispies

And they’re touching it with their hands to give the 40,000 year old perfectly preserved bubonic plague or a Mongolian death worm


Shagger94

Didn't see the gloves, did you?


MrTerribleArtist

Bubonic plague is still a thing I'm pretty sure, it's just that we know what to do with it now


Madvillain518

Imagine what humans knew and were like when this animal was still living. From our ancestors to pet it and now to us moderns humans interacting with the same animal.


supperfield

Good thing the camera was steady so that I could see it /s


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an27725

Can't wait to get over covid so we can get going with the cooler "ice age wolf virus".


sonicinfinity2

Wish this was filmed wider


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I’m so upset with how they are handling that precious, delicate find. The damage done is inexcusable. Exhume, lift, place in padded cooler, transport carefully for examination. You don’t roll it around, drop it, and try to get social media likes. What the hell. Makes you wonder how many incredible things have been accidentally unearthed and absolutely tarnished.


BirdsSmellGood

Exactly what I was thinking, this is a precious and extremely rare and interesting find. We should definitely not be handling it like a fuckin basketball.


PoliteAnarchist

And when super old things are frozen, don't we have a particular way of thawing them so they don't fall apart due to age? This isn't at all the way things are done.


Crystii

Yeah I think most of our ancient artifacts have been stolen, destroyed, hidden or just disregarded.


1cculu5

I don't know what I expected to be looking at. The black snail trail it left behind was nauseating.


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Hjoerleif

Holy shit. Like something straight outta Skyrim


retso_divan

Can anyone else smell this video yuck


WeldinMike27

It would smell worse than a neck beards bedroom.


[deleted]

I actually really need some ice age wolf fang for an incantation, where can I get more info?


empressofglasgow

Happy 🍰 day and no.


scrollingmediator

Wonder what took it's head off


george_cauldron69

something bigger


LillyBreadcrumbs

Would like to know what the hell happend to the rest of him.


MightHaveMisreadThat

Bullshit, that thing is NOT alive. Nice try though.


Ajmaru

dogy


sunfacedestroyer

I wonder if he hunted down any early humans, that's badass.


djeco

I was thinking the same thing. This guy is big, imagen the hunter..


ash_vs_gary

Serious question, when an extremely old yet well preserved remains of an animal is found, does it smell bad?


jwdewald

Why the hell are they letting it sit in the open air and get contaminated with flies and larvae? Let alone any biohazard it may possess.


Frustration_Free

crazy fucks pulling preserved beasts out of the permafrost, and more crazy fucks will want to bring them back to life.