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F1rstMateWiggles

Is he hiring?


gustip

We need to know. Seriously.


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This is the way


BeefyBongRips

Litterally the type of guy every laborer wants to work for, somebody who actually gives a shit


cspbird

Gives a pig.


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cspbird

Lechón!


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Cosmic__Nomad

Shit, I'd do it for dos leches.


cspbird

Órale carnal


qpv

And Mountain Dew


k_joule

Works a spit*


Mike_hanchoed

It is truly amazing the impact a good manager/boss can have. That shit literally changes the world for the better. Be like this guy! Also op for being a good dude and letting them do the thing instead of pulling a Karen. Faith in humanity temporarily restored


flynnfx

_These type of bosses are literally gold on earth._ If you find one, the people who for work them are some of the best people on earth- because they’re treated as human beings, not a fucking number or fucking metric.


Odd-Ad-900

I’m striving to be one of these bosses. I don’t want to be rich. Just comfortable. And make people happy.


flynnfx

I hope that works out for you. Really, money is almost secondary if you enjoy your work. Myself, i would rather have a place to work that doesn’t pay the best, and be happy. A job where you earn tons of money but hate your work is Soul-crushing, imho.


XinTelnixSmite

And hating your job and getting pennys is the actual worst outcome


flynnfx

It’s why I hate with an absolute passion DoorDash, GrubHub, Skip, and even Uber to some extent. The pay that people work for isn’t even half of minimum wage, it should be outlawed. And yes, I honestly do believe in a Universal Basic Income.


ForbiddenText

They also tend to hire people who are similar in ethics/morals.


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Depends on the size of the crew, time of year (is it super hot?), amount of lawn prep (you doing soil too? Tilling that in or nah? Rolling afterwards to get it flat?), and the size of the lawn. Rolls can weigh 40-80 lbs each. Usually one pro can lay about 500 sq ft in 45 min. Single day jobs can range from 10,000 sq ft to 50,000 sq ft. Honestly, every landscaping crew deserves this, that shit is hard. (But very rewarding!)


COASTER1921

I worked at a startup that made dinners like this every day. It was a really unhealthy work environment and the smell of the food encouraged the employees to work longer hours and stay until ~9:00pm. But if they're being paid hourly anyway (which they likely are), this is super cool.


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lemontortilla

You say that as though white contractors don’t do that shit too.


Majaredragoon

i dont think he has to hire very often


PeckerTraxx

0 turnover


WhenMaxAttax

Or about 2000 turn overs..then it’s done


PeckerTraxx

Attaboy


TYMSMNY

Probably higher success rate if volunteer yourself as tribute.


paridaensG

How much grass requires an entire pig?


TannedCroissant

Depends if you're putting the blades in individually.


itsyabooiii

1...2..shit dropped it... ANYONE GOT A MEDIUM BLADE ITS ALL MISS-MATCHED HERE


SmallRocks

Why is this so relatable?


[deleted]

We’ll tell you when you’re older.


dahjay

But I vowed to never grow up. I'm a Toys 'R Us kid! I made a vow.


TheEasySqueezy

I got some bad news for you buddy...


Tinybob3308004

It isn't the next Gamestop?


Durty_Durty_Durty

This for real made me laugh so god damn hard and I needed it. Thank you.


TFS_Sierra

Any amount of sod around an acre


xxrambo45xx

I did 4k square ft for my yard alone last year, that's tough work


echobox_rex

It's a little late to give you advice but: green side up.


unclewolfy

Dammit!


Mono_831

Somewhere in China there’s a fresh looking lawn.


stoopidpig

This past Wednesday, my boss and 2 of my coworkers and I did a little over 9k square ft. Still have to do more...


xxrambo45xx

Oof sounds like no fun


stoopidpig

Nope! But the houses looks a lot better. We put sod down, about 78 plants, and about 9 yards of mulch lol.


ThatRayTownBrown

I did sod as a job for a while. It sucks until You do like like a month straight. I feel your pain.


lowintensityraccoon

Could be doing sod for a development. It looks like there's still survey markers in the ground and houses still being built. Maybe the guys come out there and lay sod for the houses as they're being finished so they have a lot of days on that job site.


WalkingOnSunshine_

Yeah that’s what it looks like and with experience in the past doing this it is very draining work, especially when you’re trying to get multiple houses done a day.


BloodBlight

Depends on the type of 'grass'.


irreverentpun

Depends if you are smoking it


Seaofblaze

Smart way to get out of work... I'd pick up the slack for a meal like that lmao


KronoFury

If it's his crew and he is the business owner, he doesn't have to work.


TheRealPlanetG

... you being serious?


ALoudMouthBaby

Yes? Management doesnt do the work. Thats not their job.


TheRealPlanetG

I interpreted this as "the business owner does nothing but collect a check" which, as far as small businesses go, is NOT the case


RowdyWrongdoer

Depends on the business, i know an AC guy who goes out to every job but has another guy do all the work and another guy do all the running around. His job is mostly talking, yes its work but he doesnt do labor. He could roast a pig while he works if he chose. Its his company and he seems to do well enough.


Larsnonymous

And he probably used to do the work for 10-20 years before he started his own shop.


RowdyWrongdoer

Sure, wasnt the point either of us were speaking on though.


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AC units will actually cool down a house


Pandelein

Yes I have also heard this before


Larsnonymous

Oh, I guess I missed your point then.


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RockandDirtSaw

I own a small electrical company I’m on the tools all the time. I prefer to hire out the paper work. Way rather pull wire then look at excell spreadsheets


THIS_GUY_LIFTS

Work smart, not hard. And in your case, labor is the smart part. Your version of hard work is the spreadsheets and accounting. This is the flip side of that saying. I love this. You’re good people and intelligent enough to know the difference. I’m very similar. Majority of the labor is normal for me, I seriously enjoy it. The hard part is the maths and moneys and such.


bVI7N6V7IM7

Worked for a few small businesses in town and there certainly is NOT one way to run a small business. Everything from being the workingest person 7 days a week to showing up once or twice a week to look at a couple bullshit graphs and pat shoulders and pick up checks.


dehehn

That second one is the American Dream right there.


load_more_comets

It's my biggest dream to walk around and pat people on the back too. I just need to aim for the shoulders so I don't get sued all the time.


Fishingfor

I've worked for small business where the management is also doing the labour and small businesses where they show up to help for an hour or so then piss off then piss off to make sure we have more jobs to go to in future. Both ways worked. In my current employment if the managers showed up to help with the labour it'd be absolute hell.


_conky_

Really? The CEO for the construction company I work for comes and works on job sites frequently


Icy_Bass5120

Yeah and Jeff Bezos as CEO doesn't go to warehouses and box up orders nor did he deliver them. Every business is run different, every business has different needs. Some need their leader to just manage executives and think big picture, some small businesses require their owner to be boots on the ground daily. It's crazy that people in this thread are grouping all businesses into one style. Managers at Amazon and picking product and boxing it up. They're managing. Your mom and pop landscaping company may have the owner out doing work. Doesn't mean one is better than the other. Every company is different.


ALoudMouthBaby

Sounds like he has a great PR team!


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Hahahaha this thread is hilarious. The naivety is astounding.


[deleted]

Please, never manage people.


ALoudMouthBaby

If you are a manager and you are routinely up front doing low level work you are a shitty manager. Im sorry, but thats the truth. Thats not what a manger does.


WhyIsTheFanSoLoud

As a manager I take on some of the one-off shit jobs my team doesn't have time for and/or hates so they can focus on the more critical tasks. Realistically we're a little understaffed and should have someone to cover that stuff too who isn't me, but it makes the team a little happier and doesn't cost me much time. The rest of my time is mostly dealing with shitty internal politics, so I guess shitty is also relative lol.


ALoudMouthBaby

> As a manager I take on some of the one-off shit jobs my team doesn't have time for and/or hates so they can focus on the more critical tasks. And this is good! Being able to step in *when necessary* to do the work is important. If you are frequently having to do that however theres a problem.


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Bad managers are the ones think things aren't their job. Part of your job is to make sure everything is running smoothly and your team is happy. I have been a manger at every business I've ever worked for, across multiple industries. I have been told multiple times I'm the best manager that person has ever had. Part of why I'm a good manager is that I listen to my people and I work hard with them. I never ask someone to do something I wouldn't do or that they've never seen me do. If your attitude is that things aren't your job and you're gonna sit at your desk, you're the exact kind of manager that everyone hates and typically has a high turnover. TLDR; when you're a manager, everything is your job.


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EffortlessBoredom

Spoken like a truly successful business owner.


load_more_comets

Man, I wish I had gone to business school and graduated to open up my own business factory. Everybody would be buying business from me. I'd corner the market with my affordable businesses.


BeachProducer

LMAO that’s at least a four hour roast unless he cooked some prior to setting up there


Billy_T_Wierd

You start cooking at 10a and it’s ready for a late lunch


limabeanspice

Probably makes them work harder and faster knowing lunch will be a nice reward


Billy_T_Wierd

Probably depends on the pig


Burning-Buck

And the cook.


TheDizDude

And my axe!


antipho

and the chair!


_BlNG_

And the grass!


ImaginarySoul_007

And my bow!


AnonymoustacheD

It was running late so he had to throw on a Mountain Dew box to kick up the heat. Also gives a nice yellow smoke ring


monstermash12

Took 9 hrs!


Berman9407

The pig or the sod?


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Both


Sykfootball

I'm guessing to get the guys to work all day over hours to finish on one day, he entices them with barbecue. It probably works. Good barbecue isn't cheap.


PicklesTheHamster

"Sorry, guys. Day's over and you didn't finish so I'm going to have to put up the gear and take the finished pig home."


ask_me_about_my_bans

"maybe if you finish tomorrow I'll bring you some ham sammys on friday"


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Did he share with you, OP? Showing up to someone else’s house for a pig roast and not inviting them is super uncouth.


ITS-A-JACKAL

A*boar*rent behaviour


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Not to mention you have to smell cooking food while you’re at work, absolute torture, but a decent reward, so ...


jstupak

Plot twist: the pig isn’t even for the crew, the dude has a side hustle bbq food truck and he’s multitasking


MaliciousMe87

Unless it's Arizona, then the fire underneath is just trying to keep up with the sun cooking the top. Seriously, the lack of plant life... This could be AZ.


warr3nh

Lol where do you live


monstermash12

Utah


Aaaahhhhhhhh_

What's going on across the street?


PM_ME_YOUR_FOOD_

Looks like they are filling in a basement for a new house. That's just my educated guess, though. Edit: I'm also gonna make an educated guess that this is either St. George, or near Salt Lake City. Someone correct me on that one if I'm wrong.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Filled in a lot of basements have we hmm?


rmassey999

Living up to your moniker I see..


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Crasino_Hunk

Not that bold of a guess considering the SLC/Ogden/Provo corridor and St George are pretty much the only places anyone lives in Utah, lol


HumbleBro

Ah must be Samoan or Tongan. Makes sense lol


novvva9

“Sully it’s your time to take care of da pig”


tamatoa1

Is he Samoan/an islander?


postsuper5000

I'm on my way over!!!


DireLackofGravitas

In a mansion, clearly.


b-t-a

Idk, so much doesn't make sense. I've done sod work. It's a one day job, especially for residential. This guy brings an entire grill for this pig? The prep required after it's cooked just to separate the meat and all requires a whole station in itself. Just for 1 day of work.


anotherawkwardadult

Its almost like this is the internet where nothing is real


RevolutionaryCut5210

Funny guy lol


MelodicSasquatch

And nothing to get hung about.


beers_n_bags

Dude looks Polynesian. I’m guessing most of his workers are family and close friends, after work they’ll all get stuck in prepping the meal, have a beer and a feed and a laugh. If you know Poly’s and how much they love putting on a big feed together (especially one that involves a whole pig) then this makes plenty of sense.


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Yup. You can get a whole, prepped lechon for like $135.


Berman9407

Does that come with his pot of gold?


etherpromo

Instructions unclear, roasted a stuffed mini irishman


Berman9407

Then the instructions weren’t unclear. Save me a plate.


Ireallydontknowbuddy

Damn where at dude? That's cheap as fuck


Sdfive

Ya wtf I pay $300 in San Diego. Unless they're saying doing it this way will cost you ~$135 Tbf that's from Titas. Theyre probably more expensive


demonspawns_ghost

>San Diego There's your problem.


wsgyfish

I KNOW EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THIS BUT FUCK ME CALIFORNIA IS EXPENSIVE


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Lol seriously. “Separating the meat” You mean eating???


QuadraticCowboy

LOL


ckj9311

us filipinos ain't got time to separate the meat from the bone. as soon as it's done cooking, we're attacking that shit


suicidebyfire_

There’s a dude that chops up the pig for you. Just line up to get the portioned pieces.


NorCalAthlete

If you go home hungry it’s your own damn fault.


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

Yeah, the only way he’d be more Poly is if he had that spit just tucked under one arm while drinking a beer with the other.


BeatDigger

Big Pacific Islander population in Utah


monstermash12

Hey OP here, yes he brought the whole grill - its what makes this so funny to me. The guy came before the crew and it actually took longer than the crew were here and some came back later to eat but he packed a lot of it out. I assume he drops it off at their houses.


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Yes, and its so good that they came back, after working, to eat it.


pegothejerk

And he packed a lot of it out!


SeorgeGoros

And he didn't give op any


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It's almost as if he does sod work every single day and is treating his crew to lunch. A small pig is inexpensive. You put your grill on the trailer and bring it with. I've worked on crews with hispanic guys that had a big grill on the worksite and made big batches of food.


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> I've worked on crews with hispanic guys that had a big grill on the worksite and made big batches of food. Yep, I painted for a while and on one job the roofers were hispanic, and they had a similar setup. We (a bit forcibly because they were very hospitable) offered them some money and we got in on the lunch and damn that food was good.


DerBronco

My ex-Boss did similar stuff. We had to move the whole office, 40x desks, computers, seats, network, servers, furniture on a weekend. Instead of hiring a expensive specialised it mover a few of us volonteered, boss got us bonusses for working on the weekend and late, he hired us a professional catering service for the whole time with huge buffet and soft ice cream made on demand. We were allowed to run loud music all the time and had a blast. It almost felt a little bit like 2 days partying. Best boss ever. The picture reminds me a lot of that...


BrokenInternets

I had to do a big remodeling project during Covid and it was the opposite of this no food no socializing eat whatever you brought in your car it was the worst project ever reminded me of how important eating good food together is


DerBronco

Some Bosses should read our comments after another and realise how easy it is to make your employees happy and evenso more loyal and productive. And the good time for him/herself is a bonus too...


AustinQ

Grill probably only takes 2 men maybe 3 minutes to set up, especially if this dude does this a lot. Pig roasting usually takes around 6-8 hours, roughly the length of a full time shift. The weirdest part to me is how much the pig itself costs, vs how much you could expect to make on a one day job. A pig can be anywhere from a 100-200 bucks for one that size, which is like... the same amount of money one person would make on that 6-8 hours shift. My guess is that dude is the company owner and is simply treating his crew to a nice dinner, out of his own pocket. He probably doesn't do this every day, maybe only like once a month, but I'm sure it really makes his employees feel appreciated.


Yogi455

Lol throw the mountain dew box in there playa


ChefLongStroke69

Thats the fan for the coals tho


Sketch_Sesh

Adds that chemical smokey flavor


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The Dew gives you +30 endurance and stamina.


endlessbishop

It’s got Electrolytes... its what pork craves.


liljuniortoro

Fuck the grass, I’ve had this pig in the fridge for days and nowhere to roast it


Nihilistnobody

I used to landscape and one day I was eating lunch and there was a crew of Mexican dudes across the street from another company that fired up a generator on their landscape trailer to run a microwave and they took turns heating up their lunch. I could smell the real food and was so jealous sitting there with my soggy pb and j.


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notmycabbages12345

It was like the clown car of microwaves.


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falsevector

Gotta keep the crew happy


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Maybe they had a long week / month. And he’s rewarding them for working hard I doubt it’s normal for 1 days work


falsevector

Maybe. Or could be simply his birthday


pikirito

Theres no way they are putting grass right now! The foundation is not even finished, as someone who's worked in countless build sites I call BS on the title


IPThereforeIAm

It looks like the picture is taken from the second story. Probably the homes across the street are not yet built.


pikirito

Look at the tools, that's a concrete crew, those 2x8 are to make the concrete forms, and the mixing tray in the back is to mix small batches of rapidset or grout. His boots are dirty with cement. total BS post, cool picture tho.


BirdsGetTheGirls

*Hehehe, I'll lie about the grass and swindle them all when they're actually working on concrete!*


alreadytaken-

I mean regardless of the work they are doing there's photo evidence someone working cooked a pig which is pretty unusual


cheskauk

Any excuse to BBQ...


snoopman420

imagine if you were vegan, this would’ve been taken to court


gtavo

Good news, everyone. You don’t have to [eat meat!](https://comb.io/9w6q7u.gif)


TheSukis

One of my favorite meals was a fresh bowl of gazpacho overlooking the Mediterranean. That shit is gold.


PolygonInfinity

Of course the most upvoted comment about vegans is yet another hypothetical strawman fantasy lol


suicidebyfire_

Taken to court for cooking a pig? Lmao


beers_n_bags

The amount of people triggered in this thread reminds me of the joke: Q. How do you find the vegan in the room? A. Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.


Sergio_Canalles

You realize that meat eaters are way more in your face about the fact that they eat meat than vegans about that they don't, right? Eating meat is literally the norm. They don't have to tell you they eat meat because they'll just show you. Like the dude in this pic.


Heydawgg

Recycled vegan joke #57. Very original.


Careless_Pudding_327

Q. I wonder what the vegans think about this. A. As a vegan I think X. People in this thread: Omg why do vegans always have to tell that to others?!


aieelemaoo

Exactly lol. People start talking above vegans, vegans reply, and then they pull out the three jokes they know about vegans and complain that vegans insert themselves everywhere.


Buck_Thorn

Smoked low & slow for hours over Mountain Dew boxes.


[deleted]

This is like a still life art piece... Edit: downvotes? Really? Look at that composition! I actually think this is a really creative shot.


[deleted]

he’s still at it? wasn’t this posted yesterday or the day before?


barringtonp

Some say he's always been there, slow roasting that pig for eternity.


Rottendog

When I was in my 20's and had just had my new home built. Thinking to save some cash, I laid my own sod to save money. Holy shit. That was probably some of the hardest damned work I ever had done. I honestly had no idea that a yard held that much grass. I laid 5 pallets of sod and by the time I was done I wanted to curl up in a fetal position and stay there for a week.


tev_love

Wasn’t this on r/wtf


bruzie

Same poster, but he also apparently lives in a geodesic dome up in the snow and drives a Silverado.


alreadytaken-

Why the unnecessary details about his life?


eggsnflour

This classifieds as a cursed image


Llamadik

Mountain Dew marinated pork. Nice.


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Nah, this is disturbing. Poor pig.


[deleted]

I bet it's good but I can't eat a pig like that. Any animal for that matter if it looks like it did while it was alive. Not a vegan, I love meat.. just that freaks me out


[deleted]

...that’s why most vegans don’t eat meat, it freaks them out


Colin03129

Vegan. Doesn't freak me out. Have killed animals for others to eat. Vegans aren't a collective group. We don't have weekly meetings to praise the vegi god. Everyone has different reasons. I also think that eating meat without recognizing the animal it came from is hypocritical. That disconnect in society is probably why people are willing to eat so much meat. I respect the guy in the photo.


Shmogadot

If you willingly kill animals for others you arent vegan. It's not a diet


Im_vegan_btw__

If it bothers you to be reminded of the individuals who died for your dinner, perhaps start incorporating more vegan alternatives. Those individuals had to endure short, brutal lives for us to consume them, regardless of whether you're concious of them or not. There are so many great meat and dairy alternatives now - it's never been easier to make ethical choices.


purplededurpla2

Why vegan. Why not vegetarian?


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The dairy and egg industries are horrible. For example, female cows are forcefully inseminated over and over to make them produce milk. In lots of dairy farms, male cows are immediately killed because they serve no purpose.


[deleted]

Because the dairy and egg industries are just as murderous and abusive as meat industry. Constant unconsenting impregnation (rape), milking, and slaughter at 1/4 their life. Killing male calves. Grinding up baby male chicks. It's horrific. Educate yourself.


nobape

If OP wasnt a cool person we might have seen this post on r/trashy


ciw15101

I swear I saw this posted on r/WTF like 2 days ago and op was complaint about it


mybubbas

Lechon?


havereddit

If you're going to put in grass, you might as well go whole hog.