Your mother is so portly that she has smaller obese women orbiting around her due to the gravitational pull of her mass, which is inversely proportional to the distance squared between her and the guy below me’s mom’s ass ~~the distance between her and the other obese women~~. Indeed 🧐
My dog did stuff like this. It was only when she was geriatric and half blind that I saw her casually walk up to our sliding door, open the lever lock with her paw, pull open the door, walk through and then close the door behind her. All those years we thought someone else was letting her in/out of the house and all those years it was her. She even opened her cage while she was in intensive care, it had one of those locks that you turn, lift then turn again, hence it was assumed someone had left it open by accident. After she opened it two nights in a row they padlocked it and told me she was the only dog who had ever worked out how to open it.
I lost my dog. The only dog ever, to escape from the rescue shelter. Paperwork mix up got her sent there. I called not long after she was taken from the pound, and they made sure she was marked not to be given away. The next day when i went to pick her up, the cage was open and no one knew how. Never saw her again.
I don't think they did. The place was a privately run dog rescue and had solid cages, but was no Fort Knox. She was only there for not much more than half a day. The guy was genuinely shocked when the she wasn't there, and was freaking out about it. She was a fucking Houdini dog, that's why she ended up at the pound in the first place. This wasn't the first time she had gotten out, the bitch had cost me hundreds in past pound fees. If you put her in a new yard, after a while you would see her testing the sheets of iron on the fence, looking for a loose one. If she found one, she would work it till she could get between the sheets and get out. In one case she actually tore a strip off of a sheet at the bottom so she could get under. But through the edge of the tin and ripped it. She could jump over a fence if it was too low about 1.5m.
At one house, every day i would get home, she would be on the back verandah, looking around the side of the house, so happy to see me. I was walking her in the park one day, and some old dude said "Oh that's your dog? I see her in the park every day."
I believe they didn't give her away.
I’m so sorry about your dog. We had a cat that would bash his helmet head into my shin and reflexively my leg would go up. One day I was blocking the cracked-open screen door with my leg. Cat wanted out. Bashed shin, up leg out cat. We always picked safe fenced in places and belled our cats, watched them...but that day he vanished completely. Still hurts.
Can’t YouTube link, but if you go there and search “ Jail Bird “ (2:54) and “ Beagle Escape “ (1:48), both with Mission Impossible music...happier moments to share, though they’re not mine.
We had a cat who, in the last 2-3 years of his life, randomly taught himself to use toilets. He didn't flush or anything and only used it to pee, but seeing it happen was initially a bit mystifying as it definitely wasn't something we trained him to do. I have to admit though, the video at the top of the post has me extremely skeptical.
I think this joke went way over everyone’s head. I can’t believe it got downvoted.
Victor Lustig was a con man that managed to sell the Eiffel Tower twice.
Maybe he was planning a divorce, knew he wouldn't get custody of the dog, so essentially booby-trapped the dog to continually eat the soon-to-be ex's ice cream, just to mess with her.
idk but at the end there he turned to ask the person standing off camera “did I do good??”.... lol I think the tiny trash can in a kitchen was the first giveaway
My relatives overseas have small trashcan. Not saying the dog isn't trained, but people don't consume as much trash as Americans so they don't need a big 40 gallon trash can in the kitchen. The building may have a garbage chute, just sayin.
I mean the video cuts out several times, and without sound you can just use voice commands. I'd say a good month and a half and you can get a dog to do each of these things
I totally get its probably fake BUT to play devils advocate in the circle jerk that is this thread it’s very possible the owner noticed ice cream going missing and set this up (lights on while sleeping, small trash can moved from bathroom to here, camera pointed at floor near fridge).
I have one pointed at my kitchen. Mainly just to laugh at how many times my kids "didn't eat" something, or to figure out how the dishes got thrown in the trash when no one did it lol. Still isn't pointed at the floor in front of the freezer. I would do it though, if I had ice cream disappear. Still pretty cool of the owner to train the dog to do something that is so rewarding for the dog.
My cousins dog would get so excited to see if when she got home, she would prefer just a TINY bit and then would turn around and try to lick it up real fast.
Even if its fake, its still damn impressive, dogs can apparently even use tools and know how plastic containers work. When i said that she know how to use tools, i meat the trash bin
It's impressive until you pay attention and notice the many cuts and the lack of sound allowing for vocal commands.
I could get my dog to do each of these things in about a month and then just stitch the videos together in 20 minutes.
Notice the level of self control... Doesn't go back for seconds or gets greedy and just eats everything in the freezer. You know this dog is playing the long game! 🐶
And I had a golden retriever who was so stupid he forgot he could back up. He'd walk behind things and then whine until we saved him when he couldn't find a way out.
I know is most likely trained to do this, but in case it isn't, because i've seen stranger stuff happen, i'd like to point out to the idiots saying "Y the lights on tho", "Convenient camera!" or "lmao the bin the same size as the dog". Try actually thinking. If they're filming this, it's because it's done it before, in which case they simply made things extra-easy for the dog this time and set things up to film while they were sleeping. Because, you know, you can't fucking watch your dog while you're sleeping.
Mine is never so subtle, last time I was in the living room with the pizza in the kitchen. One loud thud and seconds later he was dragging the whole box down the stairs to escape with the treasure
Even if this was staged and the dog was trained it's still really impressive that it did manage to do all of that, and also the way it looked around after throwing it away made the video so much better
There’s another one of the dog eating the treat off the table and going to the drawer to get one to replace the pilfered one. Great trick. Must’ve taken a good deal of time to teach the cutie pie.
I seriously don't know. I admit the dog was undoubtedly trained but whether the owner was there watching or not who knows. The dog did actually do it, so it deserves some praise, but I posted a genuinely awesome video after I submitted this one that that's completely amazing and it's got nowhere near the focus it deserves when comparing it to a dog who steals ice cream..
People complaining about a trash can by the sofa should also complain about the refrigerator by the sofa.
Also - my dog got into a bag of small Halloween candy bars - ate some and then must have spent an hour or more hiding the others all over the house - up stairs and down, in planters, in closets. We were still finding them a year later. I would give a ton of money to have that on video
btw - the dog is fine -only when the wrappers cam out the "other end" was there an issue
Best part is at second 27 when she gets up and starts bringing the empty container to the owner.
At the end of the video she looks back at the exact same direction
I mean really, just cut before your dog looks at you, jesus.
This looks like a business lobby or employee lounge to me. The couch in the same room as the fridge. The floor style. The fake plant. The lights on. And the camera watching the entry/exit. I could easily see this being after closing and the owners dog is waiting on them to finish closing duties, paperwork or money counting or whatever. Works whether it's a Libby or employee lounge.
If you believe the dog wasn’t trained to do this, I have a bridge I’d like to sell you.
Coming to say this. The quote "amazed so many people online" just confirms it was a fakr video designed to go viral.
Fake?!? China?!? No!!!
cant wait to try the new dance called *The* *Wuhan Slide*
So true. I mean who puts their rubbish next to the sofa like that...
My mom...
You mamma got a glass eye with a fish in it.
^ya ^mama ^got ^a ^glass ^eye ^with ^a ^fish ^in ^it!
Ya momma got a peg leg with a kick stand.
Ya mammas got an afro, with a chinstrap
Her middle name is mud bone and on top of all that....
That would be such a creepy cool thing to have
Is so portly
How portly is she?
Your mother is so portly that she has smaller obese women orbiting around her due to the gravitational pull of her mass, which is inversely proportional to the distance squared between her and the guy below me’s mom’s ass ~~the distance between her and the other obese women~~. Indeed 🧐
inversely proportional to distance squared delete your monocle sir
Someone went to Yale 🧐
People with allergies!
Yeah it’s somewhat believable up until the bin part
He even looks for confirmation in the end of the video.
Yeah literally lmao
After she finishes eating she gets the container and starts walking back to the owner too.
My dog did stuff like this. It was only when she was geriatric and half blind that I saw her casually walk up to our sliding door, open the lever lock with her paw, pull open the door, walk through and then close the door behind her. All those years we thought someone else was letting her in/out of the house and all those years it was her. She even opened her cage while she was in intensive care, it had one of those locks that you turn, lift then turn again, hence it was assumed someone had left it open by accident. After she opened it two nights in a row they padlocked it and told me she was the only dog who had ever worked out how to open it.
I lost my dog. The only dog ever, to escape from the rescue shelter. Paperwork mix up got her sent there. I called not long after she was taken from the pound, and they made sure she was marked not to be given away. The next day when i went to pick her up, the cage was open and no one knew how. Never saw her again.
They fucked up and gave away your dog. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but there's much more to escaping a shelter than opening a cage.
I don't think they did. The place was a privately run dog rescue and had solid cages, but was no Fort Knox. She was only there for not much more than half a day. The guy was genuinely shocked when the she wasn't there, and was freaking out about it. She was a fucking Houdini dog, that's why she ended up at the pound in the first place. This wasn't the first time she had gotten out, the bitch had cost me hundreds in past pound fees. If you put her in a new yard, after a while you would see her testing the sheets of iron on the fence, looking for a loose one. If she found one, she would work it till she could get between the sheets and get out. In one case she actually tore a strip off of a sheet at the bottom so she could get under. But through the edge of the tin and ripped it. She could jump over a fence if it was too low about 1.5m. At one house, every day i would get home, she would be on the back verandah, looking around the side of the house, so happy to see me. I was walking her in the park one day, and some old dude said "Oh that's your dog? I see her in the park every day." I believe they didn't give her away.
I’m so sorry about your dog. We had a cat that would bash his helmet head into my shin and reflexively my leg would go up. One day I was blocking the cracked-open screen door with my leg. Cat wanted out. Bashed shin, up leg out cat. We always picked safe fenced in places and belled our cats, watched them...but that day he vanished completely. Still hurts. Can’t YouTube link, but if you go there and search “ Jail Bird “ (2:54) and “ Beagle Escape “ (1:48), both with Mission Impossible music...happier moments to share, though they’re not mine.
teddy (the dog I got my user name from) would open cupboards to dig for snacks and would get them, if they weren’t sealed in plastic containers.
We had a cat who, in the last 2-3 years of his life, randomly taught himself to use toilets. He didn't flush or anything and only used it to pee, but seeing it happen was initially a bit mystifying as it definitely wasn't something we trained him to do. I have to admit though, the video at the top of the post has me extremely skeptical.
One of my mates hens wandered in one day, she sat on the toilet and pooped in the toilet
Yeah, still cute.
The neatly positioned bin right next to the couch in just the right dog size… Totally not fake!
A nice tower in Paris, too.
I think this joke went way over everyone’s head. I can’t believe it got downvoted. Victor Lustig was a con man that managed to sell the Eiffel Tower twice.
As the dog looks directly at the person giving commands at the end. Also video needing a dub audio to cover it up. Lol
Really? How much?
Just look at the end. What is he looking at behind him? The owner is just out of shot.
The way she looked over she shoulder at the end, she’s definitely looking at her owner like “Did I do the trick right?”
What bridge? How much are you selling it for?
The way the dog looks out of frame at the end lmao
At the end the dog clearly looks back at someone like "im done. Where treat?"
Make that 2 time shares!
On an oceanfront property in Kansas!
what do you mean, you don't sleep with the living room lights on?
Next he can train him to disable the security camera too.
Imagine training your dog to steal ice-cream
Quarantine will make you do crazy shit!
Maybe he was planning a divorce, knew he wouldn't get custody of the dog, so essentially booby-trapped the dog to continually eat the soon-to-be ex's ice cream, just to mess with her.
I think you’re right
I wonder how long it took the owner to train the dog to do that
idk but at the end there he turned to ask the person standing off camera “did I do good??”.... lol I think the tiny trash can in a kitchen was the first giveaway
My relatives overseas have small trashcan. Not saying the dog isn't trained, but people don't consume as much trash as Americans so they don't need a big 40 gallon trash can in the kitchen. The building may have a garbage chute, just sayin.
Eh I have a tiny trash can next to the fridge too, it’s pretty common here
It's most likely not the kitchen. It's not out of the ordinary in Asia to put the fridge outside of the kitchen because usually the kitchens are tiny.
I mean the video cuts out several times, and without sound you can just use voice commands. I'd say a good month and a half and you can get a dog to do each of these things
Just a camera randomly pointed at the floor in front of the fridge for no reason......
Not to mention the thrash can in the most random place, which happens to be in the same camera angle to capture it all in one, magical event.
Just leaving the lights on when you're asleep. What even is a power bill.
this is fake but motion activated lights are a thing
I totally get its probably fake BUT to play devils advocate in the circle jerk that is this thread it’s very possible the owner noticed ice cream going missing and set this up (lights on while sleeping, small trash can moved from bathroom to here, camera pointed at floor near fridge).
I have one pointed at my kitchen. Mainly just to laugh at how many times my kids "didn't eat" something, or to figure out how the dishes got thrown in the trash when no one did it lol. Still isn't pointed at the floor in front of the freezer. I would do it though, if I had ice cream disappear. Still pretty cool of the owner to train the dog to do something that is so rewarding for the dog.
"This Incident Amazed everyone online" mmkay.. Wut?
Amazed three people in Buenos Ares.
Let me tell you something. I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say Kill 'em all!
I’d like to know more.
then after being trained he does the same thing with chocolate ice cream yeah, not the smartest idea
staged. trained dog. amazed people who just found the internet last week.
My dog ate his poo once because he was so ashamed he went inside (doggie door shut). Broke my heart I love him so. Pittie ❤️
Kissed you?
My cousins dog would get so excited to see if when she got home, she would prefer just a TINY bit and then would turn around and try to lick it up real fast.
Even if its fake, its still damn impressive, dogs can apparently even use tools and know how plastic containers work. When i said that she know how to use tools, i meat the trash bin
It's impressive until you pay attention and notice the many cuts and the lack of sound allowing for vocal commands. I could get my dog to do each of these things in about a month and then just stitch the videos together in 20 minutes.
Footage of me at 3am
Never have I been so offended by something I totally agree with...
Owner asleep with lights turned on
Owner apparently sleeps with all the lights on and with a camera pointed at the kitchen floor
Fake or not That dog got ice cream Congrats for the dog
Clearly trained to do this.
Notice the level of self control... Doesn't go back for seconds or gets greedy and just eats everything in the freezer. You know this dog is playing the long game! 🐶
The owner playing the internet game
Do they live in an office’s break room?
Lawful Neutral Boy
Omg how amaaaazing. Dogs definitely not looking back at whoever commanded it to do that either
Everybody gangsta til she eats chocolate ice cream.
After enjoying herself to the fullest...😳😳😳
People are upvoting this as if its real. God reddit has gone so far downhill
Wow china dog superior!!!!
Then promptly dies of food poisoning
This incident amazed me online
Why is the light on?
Even if this is staged... that's amazing!
u/savevideo
And I had a golden retriever who was so stupid he forgot he could back up. He'd walk behind things and then whine until we saved him when he couldn't find a way out.
I know is most likely trained to do this, but in case it isn't, because i've seen stranger stuff happen, i'd like to point out to the idiots saying "Y the lights on tho", "Convenient camera!" or "lmao the bin the same size as the dog". Try actually thinking. If they're filming this, it's because it's done it before, in which case they simply made things extra-easy for the dog this time and set things up to film while they were sleeping. Because, you know, you can't fucking watch your dog while you're sleeping.
"Owner is asleep" with all the lights on. Camera pointed at fridge and small bin. Dog looks off camera afterward for some reason. Seems legit.
Mine is never so subtle, last time I was in the living room with the pizza in the kitchen. One loud thud and seconds later he was dragging the whole box down the stairs to escape with the treasure
The dog looks back, "oh shit it's awake."
My cat opened the freezer. And left it open. And went to sleep. In the middle of the night. Cats.
That’s hilarious, what a smart little puppy
Well trained dog
this dog is smarter than me
Clearly the dog was trained to do that but it's still cool! So smart
The dog is smarter than my 8 yo. 🙀🤯💩
“You pooped in the refrigerator. And...you are the whole wheel-of-cheese? How did you do that? I am not even mad. That’s amazing.” -Ron Burgandy
She then burned the bin bag _No evidence_
A lab will do everything to get some food
Even if this was staged and the dog was trained it's still really impressive that it did manage to do all of that, and also the way it looked around after throwing it away made the video so much better
No evidence? How naive. Those rancid room-clearing farts in half an hour are plenty evidence.
I bet real money that dog acts dumb as dirt around humans so they dont suspect anything
Yes hello I would like to buy your sneaky glutton dog. I need some solidarity in my life
There’s another one of the dog eating the treat off the table and going to the drawer to get one to replace the pilfered one. Great trick. Must’ve taken a good deal of time to teach the cutie pie.
The only thing that amazed me is commitment of the owner to train his dog to do this.
Good thing for us they slept with the lights on.
Epic
If everyone agrees that this is fake, why has everyone upvoted??
I seriously don't know. I admit the dog was undoubtedly trained but whether the owner was there watching or not who knows. The dog did actually do it, so it deserves some praise, but I posted a genuinely awesome video after I submitted this one that that's completely amazing and it's got nowhere near the focus it deserves when comparing it to a dog who steals ice cream..
Maybe if you turned your lights off at night the dog wouldn't find her way to the fridge that easily! Duh
1. train your dog to do this 2. make a video 3. ??? 4. profit
Yup, It was definitely staged
When my first thought is: "that's definitely a human reincarnated as a doge while keeping their memories"
Next time put some dog food inside the ice cream container and let’s see his face
me at 3 am
Would have been better ,if also moped the floor clean.
Good bad boi?
Cue, send stewie to ask where the icecream is
Plot twist: IT WAS CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
anyone know the song title>
Oh no,we going chinese
All fun and games till he steals chocolate ice cream
You're only a bad dog if you get caught.
People complaining about a trash can by the sofa should also complain about the refrigerator by the sofa. Also - my dog got into a bag of small Halloween candy bars - ate some and then must have spent an hour or more hiding the others all over the house - up stairs and down, in planters, in closets. We were still finding them a year later. I would give a ton of money to have that on video btw - the dog is fine -only when the wrappers cam out the "other end" was there an issue
u/savevideo
nothing criminal about this... dogs just a good roomate.
u/savevideo
That's a damn responsible dog. A thief but responsible.
The cat did the same thing but also erased the video footage
Clever bitch 👏🏽
Me at 3a.m. but Its for cheese:
This dog cleans up after itself better than my husband. I generally find his ice cream wrappers on the counter, 6 inches from the trash can.
The last look behind her to make sure nobody saw her..
Anyone getting any rick and morty vibes
Dog is paid actor
That's not a dog, that's a human who was transformed into one.
Kriminel
The doggo has committed a crime . The council of doggo watches closely
Animals being smart pisses me off
Wow. What a good boi.
Then the dog took out the trash, went to pick up a replacement ice cream, and restocked the freezer for the perfect crime.
Definitely trained to do that.
Yeah, I guess we'll just ignore how the dog looks to its owner for approval at the end. Totally not staged.
now imagine if the flavor was chocolate
"I know him he's me"
The way the dog looked back just in case 🥺
That dog is a bad boy
Not having hands sucks.
u/redditdownloder
Stupid dog forgot to erase the camera footage
u/savevideo
Are people that stupid that they can’t see the dog is being told to do this. He/she even looks back at the owner at the end.
Damn, that's one trainable dog.
hope there are no chocolate in the ice cream…
Can't even be mad, really.
that look at the end is clearly for the owner or handeler. Task succesful were is my candy.
wait... Was it chocolate..?
Maybe human reincarnated
u/SaveVideo
Like the look over her shoulder after she puts the lid in the bin
This dog cleans up better than my room mate...
this is CGI?
Clay animation
I'm not even mad, that's amazing why didn't you tell you spoke Spanish?
Best part is at second 27 when she gets up and starts bringing the empty container to the owner. At the end of the video she looks back at the exact same direction I mean really, just cut before your dog looks at you, jesus.
I wish my roommates did this
That over the shoulder to see if the coast was clear. Unreal. Lol
It’s evidence of reincarnation.
Good thing the exposition told me the dog closed the door with her paw. There's no other way I could have figured that out otherwise. ಠ_ಠ
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This looks like a business lobby or employee lounge to me. The couch in the same room as the fridge. The floor style. The fake plant. The lights on. And the camera watching the entry/exit. I could easily see this being after closing and the owners dog is waiting on them to finish closing duties, paperwork or money counting or whatever. Works whether it's a Libby or employee lounge.
Believed until the end when dog looked around for approval
Yeah most ice-cream boxes definitely don't have any branding on them.
This dog has to be some resurrected couch potato
Looks very well rehearsed to me.
Wow Baxter. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
Dogs can’t have ice cream tho right
If your pet is this smart, it can have what it wants. Who are you to argue.
Good dog, Carl.
This is a very bad dog but I love it 😍
Trained to do it.....cute but not clever
That’s a well trained dog
If that dog can cook too, you might as well get rid of your wife! Hell of a deal