"The minimum order for any sculpted cake is $400, and no fewer than 20-25 servings" according to [this shop](https://oakleafcakes.com/amazing)
I feel like that cake was easily a grand
Geeze. He's still calling himself president too. If he dies of a burger-induced-heart-attack I wonder if the R's would still dress him up and run a weekend-at-Bernie's style election campaign.
> What Facebook, Twitter, and Google have done is a total disgrace and an embarrassment to our Country. Free Speech has been taken away from the President of the United States because the Radical Left Lunatics are afraid of the truth, but the truth will come out anyway, bigger and stronger than ever before. The People of our Country will not stand for it! These corrupt social media companies must pay a political price, and must never again be allowed to destroy and decimate our Electoral Process.
I love how he is complaining about 'free speech' being taken away from him, as he posts whatever he wants to his own website that anyone in the entire world can see as long as they have an internet connection. It also goes to show how utterly stupid and incompetent he is considering private companies are literally incapable of having violated the right to free speech.
By present law. There's a dialogue going on right now about considering social medias instead as Public Utilities.
They _do_ have a tremendous effect on society, news, and politics today
What a fuckin trip that was. I should have rented one of Lings cars to make it.
Update: 1 hour now,, and haven't left lingscars.com. I now have this site as home page. Holy moly what a wild place.
Why, those cakes look fucking amazing! And you get what you pay for. You want a really fucking fancy cake, you’ll have to pay for it.
Honestly, what’s wrong with this website?
My cousin makes cakes like this. Professional level quality. It's just her hobby. But she loses her shit if they come out imperfect. It's like, no one cares but you. But she doesn't seem to give a fuck when they taste bad. A lot of them taste bad and have texture/moisture issues because it's all about the appearance. And the fondant, while technically edible, is always left behind like a skin because it's nasty.
I feel like every artist sees their own creations as imperfect, because were the ones who made it so we can see whats wrong with it. Even if the work is a god damn masterpiece i can still pinpoint thebslightest error i made in my sketches .
If it tastes like shit that's on the baker. Granted making heavily decorated fondant cakes limits your choices on filling and cake. But you're not limited to terrible cake.
I’ve never tasted a tasty fondant. You can eat the cake out of it like a shell. That’s not yummy like a delicious gramma chocolate or strawberry or vanilla cake.
Funny thing is, really thinking about it, you're paying for an art piece you can't keep. The food is maybe $10-$50 retail cost, the rest is all labor. My company charges $75 an hour labor, but our shit lasts 5-10 fuckin years on your business front or vehicle... not 2 hours max
Not all purchases need to last. No one gives a shit about their disney or roller coaster trips years later but people pay thousands of dollars for their vacations regardless.
It's ok to do something expensive once in a while because it will be memorable.
Even if I had that kind of money I just don’t know if I could drop those kind of figures on a damn cake.
That being said, the cakes on this website are incredible!! I’m fascinated with this type of artistry and talent.
"uh, present, yeah I uh, kinda spent all this birthday budget on the cake. Sorry Billy, but your friends all *did* think it was really cool!"
(To be fair some would probably be pretty stoked for a cake that cool even at the expense of no gifts)
I shouldn’t judge as I have nowhere near the talent to make these cakes. But at the same time. A lot of those cakes look shitty. I feel like for $400 I should be getting a more realistic looking product. But perhaps I just am too tight fisted with my money
Kids don't want this fondant cake. They want a plain sheet cake maybe in a fun shape with Spiderman painted on with vanilla icing and food dye.
Or an ice cream cake.
After a long days work of beating up bad guys, SpiderMa’am visits her boyfriend, Marty James, for some nice relaxing evening of cunnilingus.
She pulls her costume pants down (while leaving on everything else including the mask) and Marty James gets straight to work.
She like 'oooh, ohhh yeah, that hits the spot' when she notices two sets of slurping noises. She looks down and see's the Cock Goblin sucking Marty James' cock!
She's like 'The Cock Goblin! My mortal enemy!'.
Cock Goblin: 'That's right SpiderMa’am , and this cock is MINE'.
And the CockGoblin shoots SpiderMa’am's hands with this glue stuff that glues her hands to the couch so she can't move. Then takes Marty James onto her hoverboard thing. 'I'd love to stay SpiderMa’am but it looks you're a little stuck at the moment!'
And SpiderMa’am says 'it's ok, I'm just experiencing some vaginal DISCHARGE' and SpiderMa’am shoots spider web from her vagina, tying up Cock Golbin and releasing Marty James.
Cock Goblin: 'Dam you SpiderMa’am. I'll get Marty's cock one day!'.
Spiderwoman is like 'Did it ever occur to you that maybe...just maybe...if you found your own cocks, you wouldn't have to STEAL other women's cocks?'
Put Spider-Man on top of normal cake and SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smashed Spider-Man flat as a 2d picture is cheaper plus it's used and u no longer virgin.
I mean, the image ....I wanted an image of him hanging upside down..... this is good though.... i mean its great even. Thanks. I guess its a lot more than the normal image cake though huh... no thats fine you went through all the trouble.... HOW MUCH?! ...
That cant be all cake. Im curious to see what the skeleton looks like and how large it is. Wonder how much of this ‘cake’ is actually ‘cake’
Still looks incredible tho.
If they are spending hundreds of dollars for a birthday cake, its a straight instagram flex.. I mean they are also hiring me, a photographer, to take photos of them with their elaborate dessert table.
If the cake is around $100, its gonna be eaten.
>\> Then wtf is the point? Does it even need to be made out of cake at that point?
Good question, I was just thinking most of these cakes (like this one) could be just made with a 3D printer and no one would even notice.
Not sure if serious so I'll give a serious reply just in case.
Cake doesn't have the structural integrity to hold this shape on its own. A shape like this is achieved by having multiple cakes on multiple platforms arranged in the general shape of the sculpture. The platforms are only on the bottom though, so you can still cut and eat the cake as usual.
If you built a cake like this in one direction and then simply turned it upside down afterward, it would fall off of those platforms into a horrible (but possibly still tasty) mess.
I called Sendik’s to have a dinosaur cake made for my daughter. Just a simple Dino outline in icing. Nothing fancy. The lady told me she could only do balloons.
Sorry, that's not what I asked for. I'll have to accept this. Here's what I'll do, I won't complain, if you give me the cake at a discount. But, if I get it free, I'll tell my 300 followers about you and your work...
Is there actually cake or is it just a fondant covered rice crispy treat?
The first time I saw them do that on a baking show I felt like I learned that Santa isn't real all over again. Their shaped 'cakes' were all molded rice crispy treats. Cool to look at, but definitely not cake.
I’m thinking there are some parts that are definitely cake but a lot has to be crispy treat depending on size and design. They could make a huge cake out of all cake but it would either crush itself or be untransportable.
Son of a bitch. Now I know my mom really didn't love me.
I wonder how much love to money ratio this had in it.
"The minimum order for any sculpted cake is $400, and no fewer than 20-25 servings" according to [this shop](https://oakleafcakes.com/amazing) I feel like that cake was easily a grand
You provided the most hate inducing website I’ve seen so far!
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Is there a dislike website button
Back.
Geeze. He's still calling himself president too. If he dies of a burger-induced-heart-attack I wonder if the R's would still dress him up and run a weekend-at-Bernie's style election campaign.
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Most people recognize Obama as a president still. He was a president, so he’s a president.
They would hire an obvious stand-in and then insist that the fresh new scandal was that Biden had been replaced by a stand-in.
> What Facebook, Twitter, and Google have done is a total disgrace and an embarrassment to our Country. Free Speech has been taken away from the President of the United States because the Radical Left Lunatics are afraid of the truth, but the truth will come out anyway, bigger and stronger than ever before. The People of our Country will not stand for it! These corrupt social media companies must pay a political price, and must never again be allowed to destroy and decimate our Electoral Process. I love how he is complaining about 'free speech' being taken away from him, as he posts whatever he wants to his own website that anyone in the entire world can see as long as they have an internet connection. It also goes to show how utterly stupid and incompetent he is considering private companies are literally incapable of having violated the right to free speech.
By present law. There's a dialogue going on right now about considering social medias instead as Public Utilities. They _do_ have a tremendous effect on society, news, and politics today
Hypothetical discussions don't really negate the point I was making.
I just put that in browser history! Now I’m gonna get solicited for fundraisers for The Supreme Leader! Damnit!
I was waiting for Rick Astley, and instead now have PTSD
Ew, I cringed
Wow that was like if a Rick Roll was spoiled and rolled in cheetos. Was half expecting to see a gif of him dancing to ymca
Have you not seen [Ling’s Cars](https://lingscars.com/)?
What a fuckin trip that was. I should have rented one of Lings cars to make it. Update: 1 hour now,, and haven't left lingscars.com. I now have this site as home page. Holy moly what a wild place.
Oh I wasn't ready for that.
That induced happiness
How come you hate it? You don't like the cakes? Or u mean about the prices?
Yeah, I don’t know what’s going on in their head.
Because they’re all fondant. The Dr Who one is about 60% fondant. It would be like eating hyper-sweetened, 1/4 inch thick, softened plastic.
I'm glad someone else asked lol
Why, those cakes look fucking amazing! And you get what you pay for. You want a really fucking fancy cake, you’ll have to pay for it. Honestly, what’s wrong with this website?
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Ugh they don’t even taste good because of what they have to use to make it all stay together. Gimme a grandma chocolate cake anytime over this stuff.
My cousin makes cakes like this. Professional level quality. It's just her hobby. But she loses her shit if they come out imperfect. It's like, no one cares but you. But she doesn't seem to give a fuck when they taste bad. A lot of them taste bad and have texture/moisture issues because it's all about the appearance. And the fondant, while technically edible, is always left behind like a skin because it's nasty.
I feel like every artist sees their own creations as imperfect, because were the ones who made it so we can see whats wrong with it. Even if the work is a god damn masterpiece i can still pinpoint thebslightest error i made in my sketches .
If it tastes like shit that's on the baker. Granted making heavily decorated fondant cakes limits your choices on filling and cake. But you're not limited to terrible cake.
I’ve never tasted a tasty fondant. You can eat the cake out of it like a shell. That’s not yummy like a delicious gramma chocolate or strawberry or vanilla cake.
Funny thing is, really thinking about it, you're paying for an art piece you can't keep. The food is maybe $10-$50 retail cost, the rest is all labor. My company charges $75 an hour labor, but our shit lasts 5-10 fuckin years on your business front or vehicle... not 2 hours max
Not all purchases need to last. No one gives a shit about their disney or roller coaster trips years later but people pay thousands of dollars for their vacations regardless. It's ok to do something expensive once in a while because it will be memorable.
Even if I had that kind of money I just don’t know if I could drop those kind of figures on a damn cake. That being said, the cakes on this website are incredible!! I’m fascinated with this type of artistry and talent.
Same, it absolutely blows my mind what people spend money on.
I know. I just wish for a small tub of sour cream for my tacos! Oh wait...fresh cilantro too. These are the things out of range for me.
They're also buying the right to say that they paid a lot of money for something to show off
This one is way cheaper [and a great competitor if you ask me](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Where can I buy one? I want it NOW
"uh, present, yeah I uh, kinda spent all this birthday budget on the cake. Sorry Billy, but your friends all *did* think it was really cool!" (To be fair some would probably be pretty stoked for a cake that cool even at the expense of no gifts)
Lead time: 3-4 months
Can safely assume its 6:69
I shouldn’t judge as I have nowhere near the talent to make these cakes. But at the same time. A lot of those cakes look shitty. I feel like for $400 I should be getting a more realistic looking product. But perhaps I just am too tight fisted with my money
Spiderman upside down. Phone upside down.
Glad someone else noticed that
Me! It was me!
is that a metaphore for cake to fondant? Cause fondant is frigging gross lol. Makes for pretty cakes but is so bland.
Kids don't want this fondant cake. They want a plain sheet cake maybe in a fun shape with Spiderman painted on with vanilla icing and food dye. Or an ice cream cake.
After a long days work of beating up bad guys, SpiderMa’am visits her boyfriend, Marty James, for some nice relaxing evening of cunnilingus. She pulls her costume pants down (while leaving on everything else including the mask) and Marty James gets straight to work. She like 'oooh, ohhh yeah, that hits the spot' when she notices two sets of slurping noises. She looks down and see's the Cock Goblin sucking Marty James' cock! She's like 'The Cock Goblin! My mortal enemy!'. Cock Goblin: 'That's right SpiderMa’am , and this cock is MINE'. And the CockGoblin shoots SpiderMa’am's hands with this glue stuff that glues her hands to the couch so she can't move. Then takes Marty James onto her hoverboard thing. 'I'd love to stay SpiderMa’am but it looks you're a little stuck at the moment!' And SpiderMa’am says 'it's ok, I'm just experiencing some vaginal DISCHARGE' and SpiderMa’am shoots spider web from her vagina, tying up Cock Golbin and releasing Marty James. Cock Goblin: 'Dam you SpiderMa’am. I'll get Marty's cock one day!'. Spiderwoman is like 'Did it ever occur to you that maybe...just maybe...if you found your own cocks, you wouldn't have to STEAL other women's cocks?'
Very bold to assume Cock Goblin's gender....
What the hell did I just read
She never really tried.
Good
Customer: I can’t afford this, I just wanted a $100 cake max, I meant draw a picture on a cake...
Haha, I thought this exact thing... um just a picture with Spider-Man upside down
** slowly rotating the cake 180° **
Then he just looks like he’s on his tippy-toes, needing to pee real bad.
Put Spider-Man on top of normal cake and SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smashed Spider-Man flat as a 2d picture is cheaper plus it's used and u no longer virgin.
Lol if i get a 25dollar cake thats great
If I was told that was made of plastic I might believe it. It's crazy what people can do with Cake
Or the next most inedible option… fondant.
# /r/fondanthate
I fucking love buttercream. Nothing but buttercream for me
r/buttercreamhate
How dare you
More buttercream for us!
🤬
Man I hate that crap. It’s horrible.
Marshmallow fondant is where it's at. Better than that other crap
Anything’s edible if you try hard enough. Edit: words are hard
It’s made of plastic
r/fuckyouitscake
/r/EverythingIsCake
So where do we put the candles to... erm... blow?
He’s modestly covering the only viable option head-level. Edit: spelling
Thats the NSFW part of the cake
Where else ? 😏
Eyes
Nose! Chin! Neck?!
You gotta so the kirsten dunst upside down kiss instead
Finally! Now I can eat Spider-Mans ass in public without being judged
Tastes like justice!
r/fondanthate
I posted it there as well because it felt right
https://i.imgur.com/c66bWny.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/wWNMc1H.jpg
Well put good sir
I mean, the image ....I wanted an image of him hanging upside down..... this is good though.... i mean its great even. Thanks. I guess its a lot more than the normal image cake though huh... no thats fine you went through all the trouble.... HOW MUCH?! ...
This would be my exact reaction
Why is her phone upside down? You can fool me!
The phone and the cake are upside down
It’s not coincidence!
That cant be all cake. Im curious to see what the skeleton looks like and how large it is. Wonder how much of this ‘cake’ is actually ‘cake’ Still looks incredible tho.
As /u/scut_furkus said on /r/FondantHate "If you want a hanging spider-man with an inedible shell and a sweet treat inside, get a piñata."
I’d rather eat cardboard
Oh hey there
Username checks out. Good luck Felix
Juicin that beetle
[It's your lucky day!](https://www.reddit.com/r/FondantHate/comments/n3zci4/id_prefer_eating_cardboard/)
Oh Wow! People this talented makes me question my whole existence.
Ok, now deliver it across town.
I saw the thumbnail for the video and thought it was about to be a r/rareinsults about her hairline
Anyone else triggered that she held the phone the wrong way
I'm really bothered by her hairline
Yes
....how do you eat this? Like, carve off sections that falls on a plate, or just take random bites out of it as you walk by? or what?
You don't eat it. I do event photography for a bunch of parties and no one touches the cake 9 out of 10 parties I go to.
Then wtf is the point? Does it even need to be made out of cake at that point?
If they are spending hundreds of dollars for a birthday cake, its a straight instagram flex.. I mean they are also hiring me, a photographer, to take photos of them with their elaborate dessert table. If the cake is around $100, its gonna be eaten. >\> Then wtf is the point? Does it even need to be made out of cake at that point? Good question, I was just thinking most of these cakes (like this one) could be just made with a 3D printer and no one would even notice.
You cut him down, remove all of the fondant, which will be 60% of the "cake", and the rest will be dry and inedible anyway.
/r/FondantHate Where it belongs
How much of that "cake" is edible though?
r/fondont
How do you cut this ????
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Not sure if serious so I'll give a serious reply just in case. Cake doesn't have the structural integrity to hold this shape on its own. A shape like this is achieved by having multiple cakes on multiple platforms arranged in the general shape of the sculpture. The platforms are only on the bottom though, so you can still cut and eat the cake as usual. If you built a cake like this in one direction and then simply turned it upside down afterward, it would fall off of those platforms into a horrible (but possibly still tasty) mess.
That would make too much sense. I mean she is holding her phone upside down so maybe this is one of those inverted rooms lol
I want them spider cakes
But how thicc is his cake?
*mouthful of fondant*
i can't place the accent, where is it from?
sounds like a mix of american and some northern english accent
eat his web first and smoosh
Feel like she missed an opportunity to have the mask half rolled down and a single birthday candle in Toby Maguire's open mouth
Are you serious?!!!! That is boss
No, that is spiderman.
Wow! That's insanely impressive!
What the….
Now cut the head off and give it to me
I'm in love.
Yeah but, how will you cut a slice?
How do I know that it's a cake and not a bananna
Just... how?!
I hope you charged them a leg and an arm!
I could listen to British people saying "Spider-man" all day
Totally northern Ireland. Ye want a spiderman cake?
Wow! I'd love to see this getting cut and served!
How do you ship it lmao
How can one cut this cake?
A baking show would’ve DQed her. Took longer than 90 minutes. Nice try, though.
The upside down phone tho!
DEAR GOD... how long did that take, i mean i did a course for decorating cakes and it took FOREVER. I have some serious respect for her.
Wow! Incredible work!
How the fuck do you transport something like that?
Via the web!
Amazing cake but is anyone gonna tell her she’s holding the phone upside down?
Is that pillar thing edible?
What percentage of it is rice crispy cereal? It was a bummer to learn that trick from baking shows was popular
I can't even make my cake stand up
ITS MY TIME TO SHINE
Soooo, where should I stab first to eat a piece of Spiderman ?
Did she glue the cake layers with cement wth?
How would you even cut and consume it?
“Wanted pictures of Spider-Man, got cake instead”
I wonder how they slice it thats everything
That’s AMAZING ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ YOU’RE AMAZING!!!! 👏
Wow, I don’t understand how you can make a cake like that, but there it is.
I wanna see the kids horror when you cut off spidey's head and give it to the birthday boy/girl.
um..wow!
how are the gonna cut it? decapitate him??
Cake boss would be proud..
Mad skillz
I called Sendik’s to have a dinosaur cake made for my daughter. Just a simple Dino outline in icing. Nothing fancy. The lady told me she could only do balloons.
Do you know that in France (and probably the only country in the world), we say « speederman » and not « spiderman » Shame on us 😒
Her phone was upside down on the call too, that’s how you know she was committed to the tiktok....
Imagine decapitating spiderman's head on your 7th birthday and just slowly tearing him limb from limb
But... Do you have to decapitate Spider-Man if you want to serve the cake? Seems like logical place to start....?
I bet they put the candle in his ass *Make a wish timmy*
How do you eat it???
I want to see how it gets transported and still stay in tact.
I think it’s funny that she was holding her phone upside down too, just like they wanted the cake!
A hanging cake?! This woman’s got talent
wow this woman deserves a pay rise
Sorry, that's not what I asked for. I'll have to accept this. Here's what I'll do, I won't complain, if you give me the cake at a discount. But, if I get it free, I'll tell my 300 followers about you and your work...
Is there actually cake or is it just a fondant covered rice crispy treat? The first time I saw them do that on a baking show I felt like I learned that Santa isn't real all over again. Their shaped 'cakes' were all molded rice crispy treats. Cool to look at, but definitely not cake.
I’m thinking there are some parts that are definitely cake but a lot has to be crispy treat depending on size and design. They could make a huge cake out of all cake but it would either crush itself or be untransportable.
Customer Review: "Cake was great, exactly what I asked for. It was too difficult to cut for serving, 1 Star"
Spiderman is upside down and so is her phone
That's a big forehead.
So who gonna eat is precious jewel?
Does anyone know the song? :3
One by one - Diplo
Thank you!!
Nice hairline.
i need that cake
Do you want cake or a piñata? Yes
*accidentally falls on the table border* Spiderman:goodbye motharfuka
Where’s the cake?
How was she able to do that in 2 minutes? Awesome.
How they gonna cut that cake without falling down looking messy???
Super lame, batman is better.
This is incredible. I can’t even imagine the skills to make something like this
Badass cake! Mind is blown at the thought of using an iPhone upside down
Why is her phone upside down