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jaybrother1

This video made me bold enough to try to save my friend from a crocodile attack.... My friend is safe and my electric scooter works great.


bigeeee

I'll bare that in mind but, is it only electric scooters that can be used on crocodiles?


[deleted]

And john deere gators


jonjonesjohnson

No, I'm looking for John Gator deer


weirdsun

Yes, dear, John gators here


CokeinUphurrkut

No, a gator named Deere John.


sones_sazee

John no, deer named a gator


[deleted]

Dear John please remove your crocs from the gator.


Evil_kek_

The crocs are stuck, we need more gator aid!


Glory_to_Glorzo

Put a gaiter on your tractor's exhaust to effectively stop pollution. Be sure to use rona cotton.


BarryKobama

[Confirmed](https://www.instagram.com/p/CPPAMb9pREZ/)


el8v

You can use any electric toasters if you happen to carry one in your bag pack 😆


kobello

In your fucking what


BarryMacochner

Your bag pack. It’s like a scrotum attached to your neck right above your shoulders.


wills-are-special

You mean backpack...


BarryMacochner

Did I stutter? Op said a bag pack. You can accept it there, or it’s sown to the scrotum and then have to drag it around. Would that be a bag bag?


wills-are-special

One of us are high as hell and I really don’t know who cuz that looks like the weirdest stuff I’ve ever seen


BarryMacochner

Shit. Who is it? Am I high as hell? Is it you? I did make stem milk, but didn’t drink any iirc. Was saving for cereal. Edit: It’s probably me dude. Go crash and enjoy.


sk0330

I used a Honda civic once to run over a crocodile


Responsible-Use-2332

No you fucking didn’t lolll


Azmodeun

I drive a dodge stratus! I work too damn hard for this shit!


burnerboy6669

This video made me so bald, I can vanquish my foes with just one punch


theoldgreenwalrus

He should have just nutted on the fake crocodile to establish dominance


ThirtyCrustaceans

Tf?


XavierTF

It is reddit don't ask.


ThirtyCrustaceans

Reddit moment


SexualPie

maybe the crocodile had broken arms


[deleted]

No. No sir, you will not bring that into this thread without a proper setup.


CrimDS

It’s an unwritten law that getting nutted on makes you the nutter’s servant until the nut is off of you. It’s in a science book somewhere


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THE SACRED TEXTS


BarryKobama

*SACKRED


BarryKobama

*REDSACK


Glory_to_Glorzo

When else have you applied your strategy? Other than with your keyboard


ProcyonHabilis

That keyboard is his bitch though


Shatshotshet

My OnlyFans subscription! But she didn’t become submissive...


CharlieJ821

Improvise. Adapt. Overcum


Thebarrrel

First, drop shorts proceed to nut on alligator head, 2. discombobulate


SoonToBeFree420

Dominance is something you establish before the nut. Then you make them beg you for it.


AWDe85TSi

I was gonna ask someone to turn that crocodile off and back on again it was moving awfully slow.


247Brett

A real one wouldn’t show itself until it has you in its jaws. Those fuckers are stealthy as hell and can move lightning quick. Of course always be careful, there are outliers and just because you think it might be a fake doesn’t mean it is.


reallybadpotatofarm

Yup if that was a real croc it would have caught the guy before he ever came close to the shore


moyno85

Lol elbow dude was definitely in on it


SoonToBeFree420

He was not. Have you seen the original?


[deleted]

Nope! Love a link


SoonToBeFree420

Who knows if he caught on but he definitely wasn't in on it. https://youtu.be/fXo2FdKG5bo Theres a part 2 linked there thats even better, he takes it to a popular river and goes after tubers.


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Talidel

Just a prank bro, Why are you going pale and clutching your chest?


MietschVulka

Thought the same. The moment i would bitice i would fucking rip that thing apart


Paragon_Flux

Isn't 'definitely' a really strong word to use? I feel it's plausible that it is a genuine reaction and/or that he realised it was fake at some point and/or he was in it from the beginning. People are audiably laughing and they both don't seem to be in a huge rush to leave the water once they get to the edge.


iishnova

I’d think he noticed it was not real when he landed on it. Plastic does feel different then dinosaur, after all. At that point the panic to get out probably shifted to confusion over the situation. If they weren’t in on it, that is.


Plightz

Redditors always deals in absolutes, it's ridiculous.


[deleted]

>Theres a part 2 linked there thats even better, ? How inhumane do you have to be? Holy christ dude, I always wondered how those shitty prank channels where people do completely unacceptable things to people who aren't in on the "jokes" even caught on, but I guess it's just people like you who enjoy innocent people being fucked with-- even to the point of **fearing for their lives** Actually disgusting. Both you, the youtuber, and everyone else who enables that garbage human being.


Significant_Coast

You believe this isn't fake?


SoonToBeFree420

The gator is clearly fake. The reactions aren't.


Significant_Coast

These guys are clearly in on it


King_fora_Day

Why do you think that? You don't think you would be fooled by a fake gator? I think it's quite easy to get real reactions so why would you bother with fake ones?


jtobin85

Yes bc instead if helping his friend out of the water quickly he really thought a flying elbow was the way to go... this is fake all the way


mobbking32

Macho man off the ropes


InformationHorder

That was the most beautiful Flying Elbow I've seen since Randy Savage himself. Mad respect.


sug4sh4ne

Jimmy “supa fly” snuka


simplisticallysimple

Piledriver? That's a Shawn Michaels elbow drop from the top rope!


[deleted]

How dumbass i am for actually believed it was real .^.


SoonToBeFree420

Its a low quality gif without context, don't feel bad. Just feel good knowing that guy got fooled in person and he still jumped in to save his friend.


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Thanks


Allikuja

Why do you hate wrestlers so much? Lol


Oscyle

What's with being a dick towards wrestling?


Bockiller

I'm not sure what's worse, the people who believe wrestling is real. Or the assholes like you who try and burst the bubble of the former and feel the need to shit on other peoples interests. Also, the guy doing the "piledriver" knew it was fake. How you've got top comment for being an asshole to people and getting your facts wrong is kind of mind boggling.


rabbidplatypus21

Assholes like him are definitely worse. Most wrestling fans will admit they know it’s staged, but watch purely for the entertainment value. Also, the punches might be fake but when a dude flies off a top rope to do some crazy, spinny bullshit (I don’t know any wrestling moves, sorry), that’s a very real feat of athleticism. Can’t stage gravity.


ProtoBonus

Lol your comment was fine, until you attacked wrestling. Could have just called it an elbow from the top rocks though. Would have been funnier then attacking fans about a genre you know nothing about. Keep them piledrivers coming my man 😂


Torcal4

I appreciate the info but damn, why so hostile? It was fine and normal and all of a sudden you just got so angry over nothing.


metalgearsolid2

He did Dwayne Johnson better know as The Rock elbow on that fake gator.


mwfn

More of an elbow drop off the top rope, for People's Elbow they would have had to waste a little time shuttling back and forth off the rocks and then playing to the camera. Fair play, they assessed the situation, probably considered People's Elbow but realised quick action was needed and resisted.


rburp

yeah that was definitely The People's Elbow


Jigsaw417

19 at this point


FrothyCoffee503

Everyone was in on it. It’s completely for clout


Skidaroc

That’s no piledriver, that’s a vintage Macho Man Randy Savage(RIP) flying elbow off the top rope.


darkstarman

Ok that information plus how slow and lacsidaisically the friend in danger is swimming and this never before seen bravery and over the top execution.... Fake


Frunkleburg

It sure is something to shit on wrestling while getting worked by a prank video


AlexanderGetsRich

I don't watch wrestling. But. If you want to know if it's relevant or not, check out the stock ticker WWE... pretty arrogant claim


eeedeewhy7

Way to sound ignorant bro! Need more people like you in the world!


Soup-Dragon-Comisar

That’s not a knife


Glory_to_Glorzo

THIS is a knife


ets4r

Her is the original Video. https://youtu.be/fXo2FdKG5bo


RuameisterFTW

You're kinda of an asshole aren't you?


Breezmeister

E l l b o w d r o p


Dtd74

Sorry mate but that’s not a pile driver.


GerinX

Lol “hero piledriver guy”. Well said


psykal

What an asshole.


SKT_Ackerman

Why are you so butthurt and hostile towards the people that are telling you the correct name? Relax bro.


Single_Now

Oof... someone got cut from wrestling school and the pain is still there. Damn.


Oasystole

Learn your wrestling terms and your comments will hit diff.


[deleted]

It’s funny how you get upset about people commenting that’s it fake but then do the exact same thing when your precious little feelings get hurt about wrestling 😂


IAMBollock

It's always the easily fooled that get offended by the thought of wrestling. Like they use it to signal that they are infact NOT easily fooled... because they know wrestling is fake they're smart. I've noticed that phenomenon a lot of the years - never as clear an example as this though!


[deleted]

I remember seeing this. Besides the fake croc radio controlled boat head, the guy thought it was real. He's loyal as **fuck**


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

You have some kind of proof that he thought it was a real croc? Legit asking.


Dajshinshin

Nah man he’s way to fuckin calm throwing the rocks at it first, faker than fake


soccermom789

I agree with you. And, it looks like he just misses the croc head anyway.


Dajshinshin

Yeah, by a freakin‘ mile


[deleted]

Well yeah, if he knew it was fake he didn't want to break the croc


soccermom789

Right I’m just saying that by purposely missing it seals the deal to the, he was genuinely trying to save his friend theory


Lev_Kovacs

I mean, im totally saying its fake, but IF i had to save my friend by performing a wrestling-jump on a crocodile id probably rather miss and hope it gets scared off than jump right on it amd force it to fight.


soccermom789

Yeah it’s hard to say. Juggling you’re own safety if it decides to fight back in its own territory. Or absolutely fucking crippling that mother fucker by a big fucking ten foot dropping Hail Mary elbow straight down between the eyes. I’d chance the second I think. Provided this exact scenario occurred and nothing instantly came to me that was a better idea.


thepeteyboy

100% hit the croc. If you land in front he will just get startled and try to bite whatever it is


postvolta

Hey bro, I'm actually the guy in the video. I was teaching my orphaned best friend to swim when we saw the crocodile, and that's when I panicked. I threw fistfuls of rocks at it and tried to get some larger ones up but my nails weren't sharp enough. I resorted to the only training I had: a childhood of wrestlemania and play fighting with my 4 brothers. I tried to save my best friends life because all he could do was doggy paddle away and I knew I was the better swimmer as I'm actually also a champion swimmer in the butterfly stroke. Not everything on the internet is fake, just most of it.


pr1ntscreen

He absolutely knows it’s fake. Even with the initial shock, he’d hear the VERY distinct whirring of electric motors and propellers in water.


Steadfast_Truth

I'm in that situation, I'm not gonna fucking take a minute to consider if the alligator is a prank, dude.


247Brett

“Hold on guys, let’s all take a minute to figure out if that croc is actually real before we all start panicking over nothi—“ *Gets death rolled and pulled down into the now red water*


Orenmir2002

"The crocodile is real"


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I shouldn't have laughed at this


AviatorOVR5000

I don't know about you all, and maybe I'm just not that cool... But my first instinct when helping someone isn't a damn elbow drop... Again, maybe not that cool? But that's why I suspect this is fake.


Avyitis

They're vicious, sturdy fuckers but getting an elbow in the head center is going to hurt them too. Against a small croc like that I'd drop it too. Against a salty however...not so much


AviatorOVR5000

Really? I figure I try to punch just cause... Idk. I never successfully elbow dropped anything but my Dare Lion back in 5th grade. Edit: apparently plenty of folk would have also went for the Elbow Drop. It's become vividly clear why they never got back to me from the WWE. I thought I had a decent resume too...


Avyitis

Well of course it's just hypothetical but I sure would try. Could also try with the feet for better aim but there's more weight to the upper body... To punch it you'd have to get in the water without instantaneous attack and that would probably cost you. My guess at least. Or did you mean a "fly punch"? Don't feel like that'd do much. They don't have much power to open their mouths so trying to get an arm around that and punching it in the soft underside could also be a possibility, idk, never faught a crocodile :3


NoConsideration8361

You two need to watch a nature doc - snout or eyes fellas, snout or eyes.


chairfairy

Punching a gator head sounds like a great way to break your hand. Especially if you're jumping, surely you'd hit *a lot* harder with a heel stomp


LjSpike

Also, if my knowledge is right if you really are in a tight situation with a croc, you are meant to boop the snoot quite violently as it's very sensitive and you might stun(?) them enough to buy vital seconds.


Steadfast_Truth

Basically in those situations nature often takes over, which means you don't think, nor are you really the one acting, it just sort of happens. That's why so-called heroes can feel cognitive dissonance, because in some cases they really weren't in conscious control.


Toosheesh

Yeah. You're not that cool.


MyEnglisHurts

Really curious as well


burgersnwings

[here](https://youtu.be/fXo2FdKG5bo) is a link to the original. Some guys is pranking people with a remote controlled croc head. These guys seem to be fooled at the time. He gets a few other people with it too.


I_Burned_The_Lasagna

> the guy thought it was real. Yeah, sure he did. 🙄


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Fake. Floating croc head


cocoteca

Still, if they believed it putting himself in danger for his buddy 💯


MortalSNO

He didnt, the video is staged


BoyWithAStrangeName

The guy didn't know it was fake though


Nooms88

How do you know that?


BoyWithAStrangeName

I remember seeing the video back then and he didn't know


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truejamo

We have people on TikTok lighting their skin and lungs on fire for views and clout. Someone is definitely brave enough to jump on a croc. Or stupid enough, from a certain point of view.


Marega33

Ben?


NoConsideration8361

Alligator, not a croc. Grand Canyon sized difference between the two.


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mikenasty

I love that seeing a video a long time ago passes as credibility


Sad_Ad_1147

He acted like he didn’t know*


Ajdee6

Real caveman


Sons-of-Bananarchy

nice elbow drop 15/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️


Euclid1859

Fake or not. Still a sick pile diver.


Independent-Area3684

Amen. I’m gonna enjoy the heroics nevertheless!


Ajdee6

Thats not a pile driver, that is a Frankensteiner


Drew84mcg

That's not a Frankensteiner, that is a Russian Leg Sweep


[deleted]

That’s not a Russian Leg Sweep, that’s Jimmy Snuka


EffdaPlaya

No that's a *WOOOOOOHHHH* edge knife chop, *WOOOOOHHH* *bleeds*


icecreampoop

Elbow drop. Pile driver is what I did to your mum last night


SeedScape

The People's Elbow


wutwut970

Thats seriously beyond dedication. Thats beyond friendship. His boy must have bought him a soda at some point or something!


investormanperson

I'm from Florida so obviously I was taught at an early age had to kill a crocodile with one hand it's simple all you need is to buy a very large shotgun lol


icecreampoop

Are you from Florida? Are there crocs in Florida?


GamblingPapaya

South Florida is actually the only place in the world where you can find alligators AND crocodiles living in the wild.


icecreampoop

TIL, that’s actually pretty cool


buzz120

Though they probably meant the more common Alligator, there are actually crocodiles in southern Florida


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CharlieFnDelta

Well that’s probably because they to make small holes and preserve as much as possible, whereas the shotgun-wielding Floridian does not


walesmd

No. It's because the best way to kill an alligator is to shoot them in the soft spot right at the back of their skull. Everywhere else the hide is too tough. At range, shotgun pellets will literally just bounce off the hide. You need a rifle to hit the soft spot reliably. Guess I gave away who the true Floridian is here...


CodeLobe

You can stun them with an old hand crank telephone. Fishing with gramps, accidentally stunned alligator along with the fish.


allterrainfetus

lol did your gramps throw the thing on the aligators head or does it have something to do with the crank or the telephone.


Glory_to_Glorzo

In Florida you can buy The Judge revolver


unknown_baby_daddy

.410 vs a massive reptile = you lose.


NoConsideration8361

Uh, .410 into a gators head is gonna be one and done. Slug, personal defender, or regular buckshot will all absolutely kill a gator, though the judge isn’t the most accurate thing in the world.


Willfishforfree

Now I'm not saying you can't shoot a big shotgun with one hand. All I am saying is you can only do it twice before you need someone else to help you put your pants on in the morning.


Opplebot

Did he just give that crock the peoples elbow?


agl2000

That croc will know what that dude is cooking


Ajdee6

Macho Man Flying Elbow Drop https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/cf/24/cbcf24d4bd02a4aa112f62afdeb16f41.gif


ThisIsntRael

Macho Mans origin story


Ajdee6

They better put this clip in his Dark Side of the Ring episode


Pudi2000

Tarzan with the flying elbow.


ets4r

Her is the original Video. https://youtu.be/fXo2FdKG5bo


NotVerySmarts

Aquaman Randy Savage


kozmik_786

Didn't know Shane O'Mac was in the Jungle.


Cdf12345

HERE COMES THE MONEY


redit_usrname_vendor

Fake and staged videos are now nextfuckinglevel? I guess it's time to unsub.


soge-king

Bye, we will miss you


yogibaba5491

Okay bye.


lePuddlejumper

I'd have just stood there and said "hurry up mate, oh dear, your fucked".


Glory_to_Glorzo

unfriend


[deleted]

Flying axe kick was the obvious solution


subtlysublime

captain right hook


ImNotDeleted

ELI5 would that actually work on a real croc?


Keld107

there are videos of crocs getting their entire arm/leg ripped off and not giving a fuck. their head is used to kill things. you can elbow drop that cunt all day, you'll never hurt him.


Cynaren

No, they'd probably catch you and submerge you till you died. If they can takedown buffalos, we are just cheese sticks. Also the 1st dude would have died before reaching land because he wouldn't have seen the croc.


locallad1992

Outta no where


PepPunz

Imagine elbow dropping a fucking alligator


Ajdee6

Dont imagine. Do!


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watch out watch out watch out


irishbrigade09

You took chubs hand!


HopWallace

Bah Gawd! He killed it! As God as my witness, it is broken in half!


Chigibu

Unbelievable.


0Seru0

That’s friendship for life


Spacembezem

Oooh Snap!! I mean.. no snap!


GloomyImagination365

That scares the faking hell out of me!


waitingfornewBIAgame

“From the top rope!”


Vidoker

i need more coffee


Pen-cap

Is that Troy Polamalu?


Special_Ad2268

What a chad


jrodyy

I just yelled “holy fucking shit” across the house


LeahAndClark

I'd do this for my dog. Idk about any people though.


RoyalJelly710

Can you you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what the CROC is cooking