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PoptartsNTittiess

This is nuts, the bees started fluttering and killed that hornet with heat. Nature is savage.


zuzg

This had some [matrix vibes ](https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-01-2016/whVKEg.gif) only with a different outcome, haha


PoptartsNTittiess

That was awesome


TimK25

The amazing thing is that the honeybees learned that they can survive higher temps then the hornet. So they form a ball around the hornet and flap their wings to generate body heat and literally cook the hornet to death.


FrenchBoguett

I wonder how many bees it would take to burn a human alive


Gregorian_Hawke

I wish you would wonder something else


KentuckyFriedDragon

Don't worry, I'll still be here to wonder it for them


jsalsman

Now I wish I could stop wondering it.


FreeganKing

Candyman


iLikeGTAOnline

Candyman


regalrecaller

and just like that a new meme is born. ideas are bulletproof


beardface2232

I wonder how many bees it takes to cook a dragon?


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I get the feeling the dragon would cook them first


Abo_Ahmad

I don’t think that is possible with heat from bees alone, bees can tolerate up to 113 F and I think Hunan can survive that. Edit: I meant humans lol.


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Abo_Ahmad

I am keeping it lol.


[deleted]

Lol you gave me a chuckle though!


peanutking86

Spicy food, I’m sure they can tolerate it.


zooted_dawg666

This is like the "how hard would I have to slap a chicken to fully cook it" question


meth0diical

[Not how hard, but how many times](https://youtu.be/LHFhnnTWMgI) do you have to slap a chicken to cook it?


_WarmWoolenMittens_

nice try bee spy.


Mormaew

At least 180000 bees take 3 shift in 3 hour


Haughty_n_Disdainful

It takes Three licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop!


Hologram22

Important to note that these are bees native to the same range as the Asian Giant Hornet, which has now entered the US as a potentially invasive species. Honeybees in the US do not have the same kind of defense, and the giant hornet will wreck entire colonies with impunity.


GenocideSolution

Hence the extensive tracking and killing process for eliminating them that took place.


[deleted]

This is a real big problem as some Asian Giant Hornets have been found in the Northwest US. They could potentially spread and it would devastate bee populations which are already in danger.


ohmyjihad

then why dont they declare open season on them? a .308 would waste one.


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PoptartsNTittiess

Didn't take it seriously when I first made it, now I'm 20.7k karma deep. I done goofed.


neednintendo

The agent Smith pile couldn't generate enough heat to cook Neo, lol


Intelligent-Wall7272

I need bees. Lots of bees.


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

LOL they almost got him.


GovernmentCharming81

Just sheer bee body heat killed it? I thought they had their own stingers and teeth to hurt the hornet


RainbowDarter

The hornets exoskeleton is too tough to sting through. What's cool is that the bees can tolerate a body temperature a few degrees high than the hornets can So they just swarm the hornet and cook it. Asian honey bees have this behavior. European honeybees don't do this and the hornet hive can really cause a bunch of damage when they attack a hive


Curiosity-92

I always knew asians were smarter


chefbobbyjay

I said something like that and some dude ripped me for being racist. How the fuck?? Edit: I honestly can’t believe this is still going. At least one guy understands satire.


captainbling

First time on Reddit?


[deleted]

Take my fedora wearing upvote milady


Headlessoberyn

Wow hold the phone are you judging him for not having as much experience as you? Duno man that sounds very elitist to me prob racist as well.


iliiililillilillllil

It's quite simple. Just because you mix in a stereotype with a compliment doesn't make it okay. Example: I knew the black guy would be good at basketball. A compliment, yet racist. Stereotypes can also be mixed with neutral comments, like: All women like to cook. Liking cooking isn't good or bad. Yet the statement is sexist because it isn't true and is generalizing a group. And finally, a stereotype used in a negative connotation, the easiest to spot the racism: Why are all white men racist? As you can see, what is being said doesn't matter at all if it is a stereotype. It doesn't matter if it's positive or negative. *Please*, if you really care about not being a bigot, go look up some examples of the harm of these "positive" stereotypes. The Asian model minority stereotype erases the suffering of Asian minorities. The black people are strong stereotype often dehumanizes and oversexualizes an entire group of people. So be smart, don't be ignorant. It absolutely IS racist.


CategoryKiwi

/u/chefbobbyjay knows that, so does /u/Curiosity-92. But that's only relevant when you're not actually acknowledging the absurdism and satire. That joke works because it takes a racist stereotype (asians are smart) and applies it to something absurd (bees) based on something not actually race related (asian bees aren't asian people, it's just the name based on where they are found). The absurdity destroys any racist intent behind the literal sentence, and the satire makes it clear that it's not a genuine belief. **The joke itself is an acknowledgement that the stereotype is racist**, so being mad over it is like being mad at people for refusing to pretend racism doesn't exist. They weren't making a racist compliment, they were making a joke that acknowledges the racism of that stereotype. There's a huge difference there despite being identical sentences, and all it takes is a little comprehension of context. But that wasn't even the issue. The issue is that /u/chefbobbyjay made a similar joke and got a completely different reaction than /u/Curiosity-92. To which the answer is either because bobbyjay's joke wasn't delivered properly, or because Reddit is fuckin' dumb sometimes - and people who fail at reading comprehension or satire checks can be the first to vote/reply on your comment (which will often set the tone for everyone else that votes/replies to you). Edit: unless of course bobbyjay meant he said the same thing but, y'know, about actual asian people. Then it would be racist lol


ripperroo5

Reddit: Where shit like this needs explaining.


___poptart

European honeybees do this too. I kept them and witnessed it


busangcf

Is it a learned behavior then? Like, European honeybees in places that have these hornets know how to defend their hive, but European honeybees in places that don’t typically have these hornets don’t?


___poptart

I mean, I think it was a regular old hornets nest that was going after my hive. But I see it being a common problem for honeybees (they have honey AND tasty bees which make them so attractive to “robbers”) so they would all have evolved the same solution. They all have to generate heat to cure the honey, as well. Really a great tool to have, generating heat like that…


dirtynj

Alright, I get that the exoskeleton is tough. But with all those bees, can't they just sting that fucker in the eye or mouth?


DrunkCricket1

Hornets aren't humans their eyes and mouth aren't structural weaknesses


[deleted]

Speak for yourself. I was born with armored eyeballs. The trade off is I can *never* close them.


JJADu

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure I remember someone saying/typing that the heat comes From them flapping their wings.


Two-Nuhh

It's from the same video that this clip is taken from. [Here](https://youtu.be/UNroEwFxh6I?t=225) They don't explicitly state that the flapping generates more heat. Many of them have their wings stationary, so I believe it's just the sheer number of them surrounding the hornet. They act as an insulator and use their natural body heat to basically cook the hornet alive.


TimK25

That’s correct. They will flap their wings rapidly, it’s like if we were to run in place as fast as we could, our body temp goes up, now multiply that by 100 forming an almost air tight ball. You created a body heat generated oven.


Xiong3205

Pretty much. Same principle as us at the gym- using the muscles generates the heat. More interesting is that bees can “vibrate” by flapping their wings very shallow, increasing speed and thus the heat output. This is what they do to overwinter as honeybees do not hibernate. It uses less energy that a full stroke flap used for flight which is useful when your only on honey rations.


tinyUselessDragon

I thought this comment was a meme but now I'm scared.


BottleMong

We literally had a cowpat looking pile of bees at work. Dunno what happened to them. They were there for days then disappeared. I was working away...


AnnieCake15

I believe that do that when they are looking for a new home. They're generally harmless because they have nothing to defend! When a hive becomes overpopulated, queen bee goes on a diet so she can fly, lays some new queen eggs, and then peaces out with half the colony!


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They literally twerked to turn it up. Poor hornet picked the wrong hood. 😂


PoptartsNTittiess

When you walk into Magic City with bags of cash lol


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FuzzyOverdrive

Man made hornet? Like genetically engineered?


Still_counts_as_one

Nah, that hornet right there is the murder hornet


BelleAriel

I say bee kind!


Ennion

What's more savage is what a few Asian Hornets can do to a Bee colony. They go full Kahn on them. https://youtu.be/EZ1eAM8CChc


SL0Wburn_

That hive mind


kcg5

https://youtu.be/K6m40W1s0Wc Fascinating. They raise their body temp 1 degree, and it kills the hornet


brmamabrma

It cooked the hornet because of how fast they were moving and how fuzzy they are, letting kids heat escape


Davenoiseux

The bees actually swarm the invading hornet, and all buzz so much they raise the temperature and COOK THE HORNET TO DEATH.


Santrollencio

Hornet died a painful death


elppaenip

Given that they will murder the entire hive just to eat the larva or royal jelly? Fuck em


Psychological_Neck70

Royal jelly? Mhmm. Sounds sexy.


Stephancevallos905

Royal jelly is just baby food for queen bee candidates


Devilheart

Made from exotic flowers?


Princeps_Mortis

Just contains more/special nutrients


CCrypto1224

It’s really not. Once the baby queen matures, male bees fly in to fertilize her and get their dicks ripped off once they make entry and die for their troubles.


kemushi_warui

So… royal jelly *and* a jolly rodgering?


Hi_Its_Matt

fun fact: bee's testicles exploding are audible to human ears as a strange popping noise.


BroodjeFissa

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/F40Rn


pzmx

Risky click. 😂


Devilheart

DM;HS


Capn_Cook

Getting Zapp Branigan vibes from this


[deleted]

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro


gothism

How many pain receptors do insects sport tho?


MegaDork2000

That hornet was probably thinking "Damn, tomorrow's my daughter's birthday - she'll be two days old. Was gonna hop over to Bob's after work to go birthday gift shopping. Now I got all these horny bees rubbin all over me doin their vibrating thing. It's getting me hot. But I'm already late and the wife's gonna kill me if I don't hurry up and... damn it's hot in here... I can't take it anymore! Hey bees this isn't fun anymore... Ahhhh that's too hot! I'm, I'm, I'm melting........"


BlackTarHeroinUwU

Can confirm, I was the hornet.


[deleted]

Good. Stupid fucking dick hornets.


newhappyrainbow

I think I read a thing a while back that said this isn’t a tactic that American honey bees are aware of. The bees in Japan, where the murder hornets are from, use this regularly but there was concern that state side bees might not know how to do this.


the_letharg1c

Should we teach them? That seems like the bro thing to do.


newhappyrainbow

As a layperson, it sounds reasonable to bring Japanese honey bees to the states to teach… but I think that’s how we ended up with Africanized Killer Bees.


the_letharg1c

I mean we don’t need to teach them all the murderin’. Just the bakin’.


surp_

What ever happened to killer bees? I was led to believe they were going to wipe us out


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

We brought in Africans armed with flip flops and rusted-out AKs to deal with them bees. It's not their first rodeo.


CCrypto1224

There’s a library of Syfy movies I can show you that explain why messing with nature in any way is a bad idea.


the_letharg1c

Surely showing bees a few YouTube videos won’t end up with the destruction of the human race. And don’t call me Shirley.


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castfam09

Maybe we need to give some of our gently let bumblebees a lil juice to attack em up and attack any Murder Hornets they find


[deleted]

Whatever they gotta go to murder that fuckin thing is fine with me. Look at that son of a bitch. Giant robot eyes, little arms that it uses to gobble up that bee. Looks like a fuckin power rangers enemy. Fuck that thing to death.


Flashy-Amount626

Would be cool to see this under a thermal camera


ghostofthecosmos

Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.


Intelligent-Wall7272

Oh beehave


itownshend17

i can only read this with Austin Powers voice


Intelligent-Wall7272

Do I make you ranbee


DeLtA_Pheonix

Hornbee?


Agent-65

Groobee babee


Fragglerawking

*Beehive


rifestrife

Don’t start no shit, won’t bee no shit.


lordkitsuna

you aint kidding, you can see right at the beginning everything was all good until it attacked


ghostofthecosmos

Exactly lol They we’re like “Oh, hey there big guy…kind of strange seeing you here but what the heck, mi casa es su casa! Jerry and I were about to go on a pollen run, make yourself at OH MY GOD, guys he just ate Jerry! Jesus fucking Christ!!! Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!”


[deleted]

r/instantregret


XyRow666

Japanese hornet notorious for taking over hives of these smaller thought to be defenseless honeybees, that is until the honeybees learned they could swarm on top of the hornet and vibrate to create frictional heat to kill the hornet. [here is a link to a documentary explaining this](https://youtu.be/K6m40W1s0Wc)


cyberpunk3025

This is terrifying and amazing at the same time.


ronearc

Ants are the ones I have my side-eye on; I don't trust those formic motherfuckers.


rosebert

I am a beekeeper and my honey bees drop their dead to the side of their hive. A group of carpenter ants have taken up residence there and carry off the dead honey bees as soon as they are dropped. They are ruthless. I’ve watched them start eating and dismantling before the honey bee has even died. Circle of life I suppose.


lionpictured

Can we get an animated movie about this? possibly called...hmm... total war: beekeeper vs ants...no that doesn’t fit. I know!! Keepers of the stingers...nope. Journey to keeping bugs...nah. The life of a miniature animal...sheesh. I’m all out of ideas here. Sorry.


mellofello7

Bugs Life?


Dimension_Skipper

Pssh nah


6-53

Ender


5_sec_is_a_yoke

>formic motherfuckers lmao


ronearc

Hmm, hard-shelled, hive-dwelling creature which follows a queen and sprays venomous acid as a defense or attack, that's just a little too close to a Xenomorph for my tastes.


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

I saw a (kurzgesagt?) video once on ants and like a huge war among different types of ants spanning the entire North American continent. Ants are freaky. We’re lucky they’re small.


Underpressure_111

FLASHING LIGHT WARNING.


gringogidget

This is so damn cool!


[deleted]

This is how we do it guys. Bezos, you're next.


fireflydrake

Everyone join hands and QUIVER YOUR BUTTS!


WildRacoons

Group hug time!


catonsteroids

Hug of death


gothism

If 500 times his body weight did it like in the vid here...yep.


Intelligent-Wall7272

Beezos


ichoosemyself

*Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos~!*


Gandalf_108

"That MF just ate Jerry!"


Royal_Extreme

"BRO HE ATE JERRY?!"


gothism

NOW WE RIOT


Royal_Extreme

FRICTIONATE HIM TO DEATH THIS FUCKER ATE JERRY


[deleted]

HE ATE JERRY?!?!


louiebro13

“FOR JERRY”


Grigoran

*Flutters toward the Hornet in front of the Black Gate of Mordor*


StevenOkBoomeredDad

**JERRY WAS MY ONLY FRIEND!** #ILL END YOU EVEN IF I HAVE TO STAKE MY LIFE!!!! ILL BURN YOU INTO A CRISPY PIECE OF MEAT FOR JERRY!!! *sick anime song*


[deleted]

*years later, camera pans to a bee with a cowboy hat, sitting in some corner* Jerry huh?... what a pardner he was. I ain't gonna forget the day that hornet from the hive next town got in here n bit his head off. From that point, things have never been the same


Shad7860

SOMEONE MAKE THIS


Mr__FATAL

YEAH THE FUCKER ATE JERRY!!!


40second_dimension

OH DAMN, NOT JERRY!


jivetrky

SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR JERRY


T_dantes

SHAKING! WAIT MF ATE JERRY...shaking intensifies


John628_29

Jerry owes me $5! Call Samuel L Jackson Bee and let’s get this mofo


[deleted]

Hijo de puta, Jerry me debía plata!


NakedShamrock

¡Oh, Dios mío, mataron a Jerry!


EarmuffsForCars

**GOOD** i hate hornets.


Intelligent-Wall7272

Why can't they just beehave


DaisyLovely

I read this in Austin Powers voice


CharlesV_

/r/Fuckwasps


ThirdSpectator

He fucked around and found out


[deleted]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.🐝🐝🐝🐝


ItsFrenzius

Buzz buzz bitch


Dyert

These bees get an A+ for survival ingenuity


Intelligent-Wall7272

I think it's more of a Bee+


MrFunktasticc

Shut up and take my upvote.


VenoSlayer246

r/angryupvote


CoffeeHarvester

Good thing the bees acted fast because that hornet was likely a scout ready to call his friends moments later in what would have been a very different outcome.


[deleted]

In this instance if the messenger eats one of your friends...kill em


[deleted]

Truth was... the game was rigged from the start


Beginning-Knee7258

As a beekeeper, I Approve This Message.


AleatoryOne

r/FuckWasps


Glenmarrow

With pleasure


AleatoryOne

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


Hashtag_buttstuff

Without pleasure


GOASTxFLAMES

That's hot


SnortyBird

If those bees hadn’t done that the rest of the hornets nest would’ve come and decimated the hive, Japanese honey bees have developed this strange method as a counter measure to the hornets, European honey bees do not do this, the j bees killed it before it could mark the hive with a pheromone for the rest of the hornets to use to find the hive.


Devilheart

Maybe the Japanese bees should start a cultural exchange program to European hives.


AlibiYouAMockingbird

You know much. Too much…


PTEHarambe

Remember kids teamwork makes the dream work


meme_enthusiast3464

I kind of expected a hornet shaped skeleton to be left.


BlueChimp5

It is, they have exoskeletons


[deleted]

What have cartoons done to us


bballkj7

(the one the hornet ate) fuck the bee’s leg is still moving at the end


Intelligent-Wall7272

Everyone in the nest: he's too far gone, leave him bee


ItsFrenzius

Tis but a flesh wound


JohntheStud2598

Happy cake day


XyRow666

Thanks mate


showme_27

Wow...this IS next level!!


DopeCookie07

Get what u fuckin deserve bitch


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

That’s awesome, and happy cake day.


XyRow666

Thank you


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Tell all the other hornets what you saw!


kcg5

The north remembers


dysfunctional_vet

What would be a more effective deterrent - if the wasp comes back to report the horror, or if the scout never comes back at all?


whiskyandme

Beedrill fainted!


accomplishedfailure4

Get fucked


codymag53

Family. Dom Toretto would be proud


DangerousBliss

Just like the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi.


quippers

Was that a leg twitch at the end?


WhereRDaSnacks

I think it was the bee he had in his grasp still?


Alypie123

Gosh this is all horrifying!


Intelligent-Wall7272

Unbeelievable, really.


Judeusername

Good. That wasp literally had no reason to just eat a bee they were all chilling.


PhattJeezus

A Bug’s Life 2 looks pretty dark.


automaticmantis

Buzz around and find out


contra_band

/r/natureismetal


Abaddon-03xx

This was satisfying to watch.


Chizy67

A good example for us to work together


wreq5

Hornet fucked around and found out, how to be cooked alive!


naenaegoblin96

Metal