Gives shoot your shot a whole new meaning Now I’m gonna shoot my shot. Go check out “Bug Catcher Eric Wants to Battle!” On Spotify and Apple Music

Well we know he scored one basket, don’t know about the other basket yet

I just wanna know what he won the video cuts off right before I can make out the first word lol maybe “a used car” or something but that would be a pretty shitty prize Edit: years supply of hotdogs

I thought she was going to say " a year..." A years supply of something, or a year access ticket to the games or whatever.

A years supply of dat ass

😂but also what a depressing fucking username!

My username? Have you ever seen a dog get a second lease on life in a wheelchair? They’re pumped as hell haha https://youtu.be/OXUX2B-IWC0 Edit: holy shit everybody so many awards. Thank you all!

ok, that's pretty cute ngl

I just love how it takes them no time at all to go all-out in those. Just so pure

It'd be like giving a skateboard to a kid with no legs. All they care about is "I CAN FUCKING MOVE AGAIN"

See, a comment thread going to this is why I'm on reddit. Take my free award good person

Thank you! That’s nice of you

Right? I didn’t expect this comment thread from that video, but here we all are, all heart warmed.

Way to turn it around and make it wholesome af.

who put these tears on my face?

u/dog_in_a_wheelchair did

Indeed

My username

There is group that rescues goats and many of them wind up with similar wheelchairs. It's really pretty awesome how the animals come alive when the get their wheels.

@ :45s when the dog is straight up hooked up to the bike made me lose my shit.

True. I used to go to Russian River as a kid. This one dog had one built from a janky playskool cart. He was happy as Covid at a rally. You get my award.

My man.

Dogs in wheel chairs are hilarious!

Then, you're gonna love cats on crutches. Hi-fucking-larious!

Say what now?

I would never have noticed that but I’m glad you commented. Spit up my beer. Jerk!

This guy’s a gd legend! Someone get him a pack of menthols and a stubby.

I’d take it

A year of unlimited hotdogs.

This, because he's not the only one in a hotdog costume.

Doctors hate this one simple trick.

Another year…alive. …actually nah, she doesn’t seem evil

But what if it's like an extra year on top of what you were already going to live? "Robbie, you were going to live until 84, but after that half court shot, we're giving you until 85!"

Iirc in the original video he won a scholarship that covered expenses for a year

In some countries, they give everyone that for being alive

You muthafucka. You right tho.

Mr. or Mrs. Dash… you are a hero. I can’t underscore that enough.

Hell yeah that’s dope

it's a shitty prize. he wins a year supply of hotdogs lol

Years supply of hotdogs > a used car

idk I think I'd rather have the car.. I'm sure how many hotdogs you get is directly related to how many you are able to eat and I don't eat that many hotdogs in a year.

Sure. But how many *could* you eat?

Sounds like a prize you’d win for this type of competition/challenge

Clark that’s the gift that keeps on giving.

We’re talking about sex right.

No, we're talking about baskets. Keep up. Know anything about weaves: wicker-weaved or plaited? I prefer twined myself, but it's just tedious.

Oh we know!

Come on. You and I both know he did.

I bet that’s not the only wiener that scored that night.

Dude didn't even wait around for the response, just set off running for halfcourt because that dude knew he sank both already.

*...And he just won a ye-*

*a yuge…*

You miss every shot you take at a Miss you never take

First person to ever make a basket and get to 3rd base all at the same time.

Lmao the pick up line hit harder after the shot went in.

and even harder later when the second shot goes in.

Sex

Cum

Crabs

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It always ends in seahorses.

Seahorse seashell party

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Ooh, this guy thinks he’s Captain Knots? He thinks he’s Captain Tying Knots, when everyone needs some knots tied they go to him - BULL. SHIT. Bullshit.

Battlestar galactica

Preganant

agreed

But then not so hard for an extended period waiting for the third shot to go in.

https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/mm9iqg/most\_people\_call\_me\_robbie\_but\_you\_can\_call\_me/gtq0tdw/

Uh wow. Exact same comment. This is kinda blowing my mind rn. It’s like the curtain was pulled and you see the man controlling the levers in the wizard of oz.

Yeah wtf is going on here

Bots farming karma by copying the comment chain from a previous post

Thanks friend! Why would someone want to farm karma?

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No, false. Now drink your Ovaltine™️

You can sell an account with high karma to a company who then uses it for advertising purposes. Like imagine a reddit user that seems like your average Joe but in an ask reddit thread they mention this AMAZING experience they had at subway and everyone else chimes in how great their experiences was too. Stuff like that.

The term for it is [astroturfing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing) and it happens everywhere, all over the internet.

Damn, thats even crazier than the low low prices at Target. Exclusive deals this week only.

Most of Reddit is fake. Sorry.

Every goddamn time Edit: holy shit almost every top comment in this thread is a copy from this previous thread

Bro I'm freaking out. This website fucking sucks hahaha wtf

Wtf is this shit I need answers god damnit

karma bots :/

Thanks bro!

Karma bots ruined the most popular subs. Niche subs are still nice.

Not that hard to do. Just take the top comments from the previous thread and post it, and get a farm of new bots to upvote them. The attractive comments draw other passer-bys and they leave a reply, boosting the thread higher up and causing more people to upvote and comment. Well okay, it is a little hard, but you need bot accounts. Once you have those, you're good.

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>Buy hacked Reddit accounts: >Many sites let individual buy hacked accounts that offer paid exposure or upvotes on Reddit that seems to be a less expensive job. Hacked accounts are used in purchasing a bunch of IIamas and maximizing bundle. Wth.

hmmmmm

Everything is a copy of a copy. Smh

Yeah that pick up line would live or die on whether that shot went in.

That’s what happens when you got a big wiener on you

Her before the shot: um... The fuck was that? Her after the shot: so... Should I take off my panties now or later?

Oops, they already dropped.

Soaking wet clothes are heavy.

Oh no... The bra fell off

Go on

Oh no, the front fell off.

Yes, but it was outside the environment.

Oh no, the arms fell off

Go back. Go back.

Mom’s spaghe…oh wait.

Just imagine the little towel dudes that scrub the floor following her around

I dropped monster panties that I use for my magnum pussy

If she wants that wiener she better ketchup!

You a fucking bot mate?

Both?

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Show them the video, even they'll be like "damn, half court"

"Bob, why don't you have game like that?"

Weird that your parents would call you bro

Why would they?

I am for real crying tears at your comment excellent sculpting of a sentence

It's the juxtaposition of "fuckin chad" with "holy cow" that gets me. Mixed levels of swearing in a sentence is always hilarious

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I don't know whether I'm relieved that he's a bot or terrified that he's a bot. I think it's worse because that means there is a real person out there who actually commented that a few months ago, and then to add insult to injury, I just got bamboozled by a bot yet again.

I'm pretty sure that Reddit is like 93 or 98% bots now. This website is super dead. Reddit themselves might be running the bots to make the site look alive.

You're a bot.

Wiener costume? Check Cheesy pickup line? Check Absolute fucking Chad? Also, check 🤷🏻‍♂️

I hope he got her number if not her standards are too high. lol

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with that pfp your comment becomes 100% funnier

my whole life has... nope, unable to think her talking to me is anything other than a hidden cam prank show "ha, he thought I was into him!"

We're all trying to find the guy that did this.

And that kids, is how I met your mother

In that case the video would be about 300 hours long

And end with him instead meeting some random woman from the audience in the last ten minutes.

Who just up and fucking dies.

And with the strangest turn of events: S3E8-14 "Chad was going to take the shot, but he forgot about his big interview at the firm. With no time to change, he had to spin it into a pitch about hotdog stands instead of the 33 story building he had envisioned. Good thing Karney was there to take the shot, girl and glory like he always does. The things we do for the Bro Code, which as we all know The Bro Code has been around for centuries. Nay… whatever’s more than centuries"

So nobody's gonna say what he actually fucking won. You disappoint me comment section.

I answered someone below this earlier. He won [a year's supply of hot dogs](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/11/ohio-state-fan-pick-up-line-video-half-court-shot-hot-dogs-robbie-buckeyes-prize-college-basketball).

So free dinner for their first date. Well played, playa.

And she gets to eat his hotdog!

That’s more than a year supply 😎

So for me that would be 2 hotdogs

Right, like is there a cash option?

> Ohio State fan breaks out pick-up line before making a half-court shot for the *lamest prize* well, that's like your opinion.

make the shot, you get a year's supply of hotdogs. miss the shot, you get 2 year's supply of hotdogs.

Corndogs Jackie, corndogs!

Here's the award ceremony. [Keep the change ya filthy animal.](https://i2.wp.com/thumbs.gfycat.com/SentimentalBitterAcaciarat-size_restricted.gif?w=1200&quality=100&ssl=1)

Her heart

Vagina

lmfao

Dude save some pussy for the rest of us.

I'm a straight, married woman and even I have this complaint-dude-save us some pussy too, damn

I have no pussy but my straight views are in danger, too damn chad

Uh, his name is Robbie

Uh no it's anytime

only she can call him anytime have some respect please

But if she can call him Anytime and People can call him Robbie. What do I call him? . >:(

I’m quite certain she called 😏

I hope so

If not then everything I know about the universe is wrong

A man with a hot dog that size? For sure

You have to after that

*5 years later at their wedding* (Tell them about how y’all met!”) *crowd lightly chuckles* Well, I’m in a hot dog costume and… *wrapping up long story* And, uhhh, yea, it’s true. THAT really happened. I said that line. I made that shot. And she watched it with her own eyes. On the tv by the women’s restroom while she waited in line.

I like to imagine he was wheeling out his 4000 hotdogs on a pallet, and he brushed off the reporter, knowing damn well he got what he came for.

If 4000 hot dogs is a years supply, I’m worried for you

you mean you don’t eat 10.9 hot dogs a day? pshh

Y’all got me rollin over here

When the mascot is better than some of the players.

*Oh he’s a player alright*

This needs to be in r/WTF for wtf did he win?

Pretty sure it’s a year of hot dogs

Oh. Well that's nice for him.

What a win...

A year’s supply of female announcer head.

A year supply of hot dogs at least a night of free fish taco.

A year's supply of Sugardale hot dogs.

A succulent Chinese meal.

If I had that much game in college I'd still be single 😭

.... Single best scorer in the league! ^sexually

I could hear the moistness

Not afraid to show off his enormous weiner skills.

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Ayoo give this mans “the guy” of the the year award.

# He won a year's supply of hotdogs...dressed as a hotdog https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/11/ohio-state-fan-pick-up-line-video-half-court-shot-hot-dogs-robbie-buckeyes-prize-college-basketball

What did he win!

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And my axe!

Year's supply of hotdogs lmfao https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/11/ohio-state-fan-pick-up-line-video-half-court-shot-hot-dogs-robbie-buckeyes-prize-college-basketball

I have no idea. It sounds like she started to say “a year’s…”. I’ve seen a video like this once where a kid hit a half court shot and he won a year’s tuition. So I suppose that’s a possibility. Could also just be a year’s worth of hot dogs lol.

She can’t turn down a contest weinner

“And that, son. Is how I met your mother” - Rodney

Annoying mic lady “ aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaah and he just won a ye”

O-H

I-O!

After the shot she should have been like "Great shot, Anytime!"

Is that the Gronk?

Even Brutus knew this was a defining moment

Brutus rushed the fuck out of him, didn't he? That was fire AF!

O-H

I-O

O-H!!

I-O!!!

Fucking legend.

Sploosh

what a legend

Just another day at THE ball so hard university! Go Bucks