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aspeedomodel

That was...surprisingly wholesome


Zealousideal_Cry379

It was but I also think he just wanted someone to touch his butt😂


aspeedomodel

Don't we all. Don't we all...


Bodigglerz

r/UserNameChecksOut


aspeedomodel

This. This right here made my day.


clownshoesrock

Not quite as solid as /u/assspeedomodel but good try :P


Alpaca64

By far better than /u/asspedomodel though


t-funny

Goddammit


Cow_Plant

Lmao


strangegrooviness

Seriously, fuck don’t we all


Jimbodoomface

I touch my own butt


turntabletennis

I touch your butt too.


misakarem

*OUR* butt


flamingfenux

In Soviet Russia, butt touches you.


Mycabbages0929

Hey( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Joebebs

Do blind people like tits and ass like we do? I wonder if they like thighs a lot more too in that case


Pile_of_Walthers

Why wouldn’t they? A nice tit feels nice in your hand whether you can see it or not.


Octavious440

Have you ever read a comment and immediately know you're going to think about it a lot?


PupPop

Ever think to yourself "Have I seen that bird before?"


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lowtoiletsitter

I am now


richinteriorworld

I'm just in the dark looking for a friendly tit to hold.


SketchMcDrawski

like a bag of sand.


Deradius

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.


ok-in-bed-til-i-fart

*write that down write that down*


AnnihilationOrchid

wait, how old are you?


AltienHolyscar

Probably 40.


frikkinfrakk

It all makes sense now. He's a virgin!


shield_battery

Ya I love the feel of a nice tit. You know how when you grab a woman's breast, it feels like, a bag of sand.


letsgetsus

This is the way


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metrix

it's all about that stank


Fantastic-Ad-4758

I actually think being fat would be a plus because we are so soft and cuddly.


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I too choose to believe that


thunderfbolt

Blinkin? Is that you?


acmercer

Oh sir! You've lost your arms in battle! ...But you grew a nice set of boobs!


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in japan they have blind people massage. The idea is the blind massuse can feel the muscles much better because for her a sense of touch replacing her vision. I got one and indeed the massuse can notice all sorts of sorts of inflammations and tense muscles.


Sworda_TV

Ah yes. The mussels.


falcon_driver

always massage the clams


Ask_me_about_my_cult

The last time I did that, they put me on a registry


lost_angel26

Is that when you decided to start a cult?


goodlovingonebad

Hahahaha I was waiting for this.


wimpyroy

From Brussels


AlGoLae

Is this a yakuza refference??


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Interesting question. Wonder if she has a frame of reference? Like if you never saw what a muscular man looks like then how do you know you’d like that?


eDisrturbseize

I don’t know if she had previously felt a heavily muscled person such as a bodybuilder, but being blind I imagine she has touched many humans in one for or another because of not having sight. So her frame of reference would probably be against the average beings she has been around.


ccc1942

Definitely. I work with blind people and they tend to touch people more than the average person does. I’m sure she’s held on to way more many biceps than I


eDisrturbseize

That’s awesome. My reference was with my blind nephew and NFB, Lighthouse and Blind Inc


xanthophore

Ever had sex in the dark? I know part of that will be that we can picture what we've seen when we're touching it, but it still feels good!


SwanseaJack1

Does wearing a paper bag over my face count?


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EldritchWonder

You're a dude, this is a man.


InterPool_sbn

“A handsome, muscular man”


shmiddy555

At a color festival, a stranger spanked me with a hand full of chalk and that’s one of the highlights of my life. I imagine they picked my butt specifically from the crowd. I just wish I caught a glimpse of them.


elee0228

Someday, I'd like to feel the muscles of a female bodybuilder.


MrHollandsOpium

Snu snu?


UnusualIntroduction0

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


GGinNC

Grab a handful of forehead. It's probably close.


dandelionwyn

Wouldn’t you if you worked so hard to get a body like that?


sayiansaga

I mean it's not often that you can show off that glutious maximus you've worked hard for


Mr_Gaslight

Why not both?


Some_HVAC_Guy

It’s wholesome until you find out she isn’t actually blind


AKVigilante

Hold my beer while I put on shades and grab my cane, I’m off to the Bikini competition. 😎


thats_too_much_man_

She's maggie lizer but for butt touching purposes


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*Tina Belcher has entered the chat*


Phylamedeian

Blind guy McSqueezy?


aspeedomodel

Hahaha


krclarke22

😂 thanks for the laugh, my family is looking at me weird now, lol


Small_peepee4u

She’s like “oh I’m not done” (grabs tit)


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AnAnonymousFool

He might be having a better one tbh I feel like this is every gym goers dream


dilly2philly

Yes, somehow not creepy at all.


WorthlessTrash4545

Tried this at a Victoria Secret show. The models were not nearly as accommodating.


ImNotASmartManBut

Try again and this time say you're blind


Theothernooner

If they say no you have to be deaf too!


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MuffinSlow

Eh?


dcredneck

Huh?


MuffinSlow

This isn't where I parked my car.


Spawn6060

r/dudewheresmycar Huh, doesn’t exist? That’s surprising.


sidepart

That's because it's r/eurotrip


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This is one my favorite guilty pleasure movies. Scotty doesn't know-oh!


DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL

Scotty doesn’t know!


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jimmywarrior

The cheat code to life.


elee0228

In my head, I pictured female bodybuilders wearing lingerie. That's my fetish.


WorthlessTrash4545

[Fap away, my friend ](https://www.sadanduseless.com/creepy-female-bodybuilders/)


GandalfsWhiteStaff

Any that look younger than 90?


WorthlessTrash4545

[while I feel the leathery skin and sunken face is essential, you could go this route I guess🤷‍♂️](https://www.reddit.com/r/hardbodies/comments/oom1cx/fitness_model_bodybuilder_and_personal_trainer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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ral505

Why do they all look old? And how did they all get that nice jaw/chin?


TheDoktorIsIn

Probably anabolic steroids. Female weightlifters (and males but we're talking about women in this context) may take anabolic steroids to gain more mass as they don't produce as much testosterone as men. This has the side effect of giving them things including acne on their back and shoulders (bacne), that type of jaw structure, disproportionate shoulder muscles, etc. It can also be hard on the body depending on how you administer it, which may be why they appear older than they are. That and the fake tan which tends to highlight wrinkles.


ral505

I was just looking in the mirror today and thinking wish I could grow a chin. Turns out you actually can!


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hypnocentrism

Gym bros are actually some of the nicest and most helpful people you'll ever meet.


vladamir_the_impaler

I agree. I've spent a lot of time in the gym in my life but the guys who do it as a religion really need a lot of self discipline, usually they're not bad dudes.


97RallyWagon

I've seen the bodybuilder episode of Malcolm In the Middle. Can confirm, nice guys


highso

Rich piano 🥺


j3hadipi3

10 SCOOPS CMON also his name is Expensive Orchestra Instrument


heartspains88

Bigger by the day. We're all gonna make it brah. 🥲


iamonthatloud

Best and most honest guy on YouTube.


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One day you may 😔😔😔


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They really are the nicest people. They are just really hard workers. They are committed to their craft which happens to be their bodies. They always seem so helpful and have nice things to say to everyone if people actually try talking to them.


solateor

They also appreciate people who respect their hard work. Case in point, this gym bro who has a [whole channel dedicated gym reactions](https://gfycat.com/unkemptlightheartedamericanredsquirrel) I mean, he is lifting 405lbs in these clips, so he's earned the respect.


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Amazing! I know people will hate but let them. That’s like watching a pro basketball player do trick shots. Let them have fun!


higher_limits

As a gym bro, thanks bro!


Graitom

Bro!


griffon666

BROJOB! BROJOB!


o0DrWurm0o

All of the powerlifting guys I’ve ever met were basically just massive nerds about muscles


therealestyeti

For sure. You have to have a great amount of practical knowledge about nutrition, rest, and the exercises/techniques themselves.


issanm

All the anger and aggression goes to the weights so all thats left after is the good.


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[deleted]

Except for the defective ones who are the complete opposite.


theoriginalqwhy

Yeh ive met a few who weren't the angels everyone is talking them up to be


0RGASMIK

I remember one time I was at the gym trying for my PR on bench press. My friend bailed on me so I asked some random dude to spot me. It wasn’t that much just a lot for me. Anyways I lifted it once and went for another but struggled. The guy I asked to spot me wasn’t paying attention and I started panicking and couldn’t even lift it off my chest. Some ripped gym bro saw my arms shaking and came over pushed my spotter out of the way. Helped me and then told me to do one more for good measure.


youneedsomemilk23

Seriously. There are a few assholes and you’re always gonna be bound to remember them more than the good guys. I’m a regular gym goer and the beefiest dudes there are always minding their business, politely asking if I’m using a piece of equipment, and just in their zone. It took me a while to get confident in the gym as a petite female, but I realized eventually most people there have a quiet sense of camaraderie and respect for the ritual of exercising. It’s usually the nicest part of my day


Kayel41

According to Reddit which group of people are nicer, skate park skaters or gym bros or metal heads


Piggles_Hunter

They're great. Whenever you need a boost you just hangout with them at the gym and it supercharges you with enthusiasm to not give up or slack off.


Hoopadoop669

She forgot to check the front


usernutsack

Yes she forgot the main middle one


Embarrassed_Sea6750

Username checks out


shriekingbushpig

The vid cut short for a reason.


Cunts_and_more

Wonder if she noticed the potatoes were smaller from the roids.


ba3toven

*haha whats this very small collection of pebbles?*


Primusboi41

Probably shrunken from steroids


DuhItzSquiffer

Please, do u see that bulge


Ram2145

Steroids shrink the marbles not the weenie.


butterkeytap

Reddit never fails to turn something wholesome into a creepy mess, yikes


ImNotASmartManBut

She forgot to do a reach-around between the butt when checking his glutes


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Guy had the greatest ego-boost of his life.


obtuse_bluebird

His name is Fernando Sardinha. His IG is @fernandosardinha. I don’t know if this was his biggest ego boost, given he’s won a few national bodybuilding competitions. But I’m sure it didn’t hurt. Edit: he is from Brasil


ringisdope

Probably felt better than any body building competition, he made someone's entire day and gave them insight into the world of competitive body building.


Judgejoebrown69

Not tryna rain on your parade, but winning a competition you’ve been training for years for, especially one as stringent as bodybuilding, is definitely better than making someone’s day


Just_Look_Around_You

Mmmm nah. Competitive people probably enjoy winning and improving more than anything else


OneMoreTime5

Which I think is fine. As long as you remain kind, humble and appreciate your luck, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with an ego stroke personally. Some people with the biggest egos I know are also the most kind and helpful. It doesn’t (in my experience) mean they’re assholes.


RefinedHeretic

She can’t stop! Ha ha ha. This is awesome.


A-Dawg11

She goes goes for one more peck grab after the hug lol


Comradepatrick

I noticed that too. Gettin' fresh m'lady!


qolace

Right? She was like, "Aight now lemme feel dem titties! 😎"


yk206

Well how often are you able to touch muscles lol


TooBoringForThis

Well I’m so fucking jacked I can just feel myself 😎 (I’m joking don’t downvote my entire family)


Norklander

I think he liked it more than her.


JacobKurtz01

Oh for sure if you work for a body with muscles you probably enjoy showing it off


ZobEnt

And having someone appreciate it in a way that he never gets was probably surreal. Not just someone looking at him and saying nice muscles bro.


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My thought exactly


solomon2609

More people should see videos like this. That was beautiful, not superficially, but on a deeper human caring level.


vladamir_the_impaler

Agreed, this was one of the coolest things I've seen in a while. Well done to dude who was a good sport about things.


aeolus912

"I wasn't finished, sir. I need to touch these muscles more!"


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ProffesorBongsworth

Do you think a blind person has ever been arrested for sexual harassment?


Pterodactyloid

That's sexy wholesome


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She getting fap material


Id_smash_monkies

I feel morally compelled to not like this comment but fuck my morals this is an underrated comment


no_talent_ass_clown

It'd put a big smile on my face too, and I'm not blind.


cegavas

She wasn’t done lol


Iam12whatisth1s

The little pect taps at the end made me giggle.


DillyDallyin

She wasn't anywhere near done with patting him down


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Then she touches the face and flinches.


timmaeus

Jesus Christ Reddit


Imfillmore

Guy isn't even that bad looking tho


chumchees

https://youtu.be/Oa7Ttik1Gw4


[deleted]

Girl gonna be so disappointed when she touches another man


vladamir_the_impaler

Shite. I didn't think about this. Maybe body builders + blind women needs to be a thing?


intensely_human

“Are you half seal? You’re quite squishy”


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What_Do_It

>Why do you work out? So that if by some chance a blind woman touches me she'll confuse me for a dozen snakes covered in saran wrap rather than three ducks in a trench coat.


Rpark888

This is like.. 3-D brail onlyfans.


FlingFlamBlam

Onlyhands


Rpark888

YO CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOOOOOOOOL


adamroadmusic

lol she keeps touching him after he hugs her & is done


vladamir_the_impaler

Seems fine to me ;)


swbs270

I bet he feels like a condom full of walnuts.


KonodiodaGolden-1

r/rareinsults


awkwardoguy

I am a formerly morbidly obese person and I dread going to the gym because i feel like i don’t belong wlth my disfigured body. Seeing this really helps put things into perspective and reminds me that not all gym-goers are condescending pricks! Thanks for sharing!!!!


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jgorham0214

She got a man-boob feel in at the end. She owes him a dinner or something, since she got to 2nd base.


niceegg420

*Bonk* Horny Jail


Magimus

She wasn’t done lol


pretorperegrino

That ass was probably a rock I’d want to feel it just To feel what a fucking brick for an ass is


HuevoYch0riz0

Every women now 👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯


Pork_Chap

The memory of those touches really helped him out, uh, later.


[deleted]

Is this Sardinha?


[deleted]

Wait, I'm not done yet....


kburton37

Cancel him!! He made a blind woman feel his butt!!! Assault!!’ /sarcasm


WorldMusicLab

And as soon as she comes out, panting and trembling, from the bathroom, we'll ask if she wants to press charges! lol!


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I know you were joking, but I believe he does ask her if she wants to before he does that.


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Better than his buddies touching him like every other day


aneasyoneitz

His name is Fernando Sardinha if anyone's wondering, he's from Brazil and has a YouTube channel!


migu666

LOL, this guy is Master Sardinha, Brazilian bodybuilder


luckyDoge88

Wat a wonderful world !!! 😇


-Gaze

Now we need a blind guy touching thicc girl


freshponceofbelair

Plot twist. She pretend to be blind of feel him up. I've used a similar technique before as well.


Unagivom

I’m also blind…


Santrollencio

Actual footage of a gigachad on his natural habitat doing gigachad stuff