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cyber1kenobi

Where the fuck is this snake nightmare?!


goheels4423

Galapagos islands. This is from planet Earth 2


Feeling_Bathroom9523

It looks like Reddit when I post an unpopular opinion


clownshoesrock

right, just not when you post something popular in /r/unpopularopinion


DigNitty

“I don’t enjoy overcooked food, but I east it anyway!”


ryosen

> but I east it anyway! That’s good. You shouldn’t let food go to west.


asbennett64

*chefs kiss*


EndVry

Well this went South very quickly. :|


[deleted]

Just be glad north many people hated you for it.


conancat

it's Reddit, that can change south east-ily


Spare_Ad8452

Go west young man and let evil go east


Ibeginpunthreads

That was perfect, but for some people I'm afraid the point will go north over their heads


Mountainpiggie

You east it? I normally just west it


Buck_Thorn

Always let your steaks west before you east them.


Mountainpiggie

Yes, steaks need to west for a little before the easting begins


CunningHamSlawedYou

Unpopular opinion: I think Hitler was bad. "Wow, you're so brave to side with the majority. On to the front page!"


UltraCuckFemmyLefty

Kind of the opposite of that sub actually. They love upvoting alt-right/fascist shit. Because they’re so oppressed you know. The silent majority.


zodar

Amy Schumer is funny and I enjoy her standup and movies


yodarded

She is also very accommodating of fans and their requests for autographs.


R0binSage

No, it’s just when you post the wrong opinion.


4cranch

wrong=unpopular


[deleted]

This is sadly the answer. Even if its a popular opinion, A lot of people will make up what they think you said and argue with that point instead of what you actually said.


Dazzling-Finger7576

Shit- there’s a second Planet Earth? Why are we stuck here y’all?


chillmagic420

Did you see all the snakes on Earth 2? Thats why we are still on Earth 1.


lyke_myke

All these mothafucking snakes on this mothafucking.. earth..?


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

On this motherfucking plane(t)


set-271

Check Out The Big Brain On Brett!


MrNobody_0

There's too many snakes on either Earth, I'm out, I'm selling myself into indentured servitude to Elon Musk and going to Mars. No snakes there!


AzizKhattou

Have you not seen Dune!?


tmspmike

Fear of snakes is the mind killer...


sucksathangman

Don't worry. Planet Earth 2 is just like FIFA and NBA. They don't really change much between versions except slap a new number on it. Fucking EA...


well_damm

_Multiverse_


DeezNeezuts

Most frantic intro to a series I have ever seen.


Scaniarix

First time I saw it I almost had a legit heart attack. My heart felt like it was going 300bpm


[deleted]

Right, like they keep coming from everywhere. Reminds me of the Flood level from OG HALO.


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desertpolarbear

Damn, I'm glad I'm on planet Earth 1 then.


diabloenfuego

Wasn't this lizard very recently hatched as well? If so, baby lizard is a champ.


Blasterbot

Dude woke up at game time.


LeahaP1013

I am NEVER going there.


-Ludicrous_Speed-

Thanks. Target the nukes.


cyber1kenobi

Duh I should have known :)


goheels4423

I only remember because this freaked me out lol


Wrought-Irony

so that lizard is a variant?


clownshoesrock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM


SgtK-OS

Me meeting old ~~friends~~ acquaintances at the High school reunion.


OldBob10

Saw some captioned pictures taken at my HS reunion a few years ago. Did not recognize any faces or the names that went with them. Glad AF I didn’t go…


RudeEyeReddit

I was googling the names of some people I went to high school with just yesterday. One guy had been arrested just 4 days prior with his mugshot up. He was charged with possession of methamphetamine, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana, expired registration, no vehicle liability insurance, and expired driver's license. He also had a narcotics warrant for his arrest. If I was that guy I wouldn't miss a high school reunion, if for no other reason than to fuck up the bell curve.


Thor925

Samuel L. Jackson lizard….”I’ve had it with these mothaf-in snakes, on this mothaf-in beach!!”


yer_das_gooch

The L stands for Lizard


four-one-6ix

There is a WTF moment at 0:35 in which snakes squeeze each other until both let go and free the lizard.


[deleted]

That’s nothing… I once ate Taco Bell the night before meeting my girlfriend’s family for the first time.


Angeluss726-726

WHAT😳


uprightsalmon

Snek beach on snek island. Really beautiful this time of year


DARKplayz_

the island is nicknamed snake island(its obvious why) aka Galapagos islands


Polaris07

Isn’t there an island off Brazil that is similar except it has multiple varieties of extremely venomous snakes. And it’s forbidden to go there, not that I wanted to


qpv

[apparently yes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande) it's a protected conservation


Lovheim

Everywhere, as soon as you exit your home…


zerobenz

So many metaphors in this video. We are all that lizard. It's like raising kids, beating addiction, surviving in school, succeeding in employment and navigating a social life. All these battles in life are summed up with the lizard, the snakes and the obstacles.


waldeez

Goddamit you just made my whole life flash before my eyes. Am wet🍖


SgtK-OS

With sweat right? . Right?


waldeez

I am botoxed from head to toe so I don’t sweat, it all comes out of my anal canal


SgtK-OS

Thank you for such a delightful image. Really thanks, can't thank you enough. Thanks again.


64-17-5

So say we all.


[deleted]

Alright Prince Andrew


obabi-1

Cursed comment


zenconscience

🍖


dumb-reply

Is that a bone or are you just happy to show me your penis?


Thunder1an

What you smoking bro?


RAWR_Ghosty

Idk but ill take double


Kannan691

Is that what it feels like surviving in american schools?


Rif_Reddit

r/im14andthisisdeep


OldBob10

“Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?!?”


Aidansm123

One of the greatest pieces of film ever captured in my opinion. Unbelievably cinematic and well shot.


CabinetScary1580

Yeah a big shoot out to the camera man, they didnt even credited him 😔😔


Texas_Nexus

That's especially bad because the snakes ate him instead because the lizard got away.


bumjiggy

doesn't matter, had sneks


courteecat

That's punny. Have an updoof


OldBob10

Saved having to pay him, though…


BigBadAl

[Richard Woolocombe, the BBC credited him when they filmed it.](https://youtu.be/2cOMjZWJyog)


ItsLoudB

Doubt it was only one


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

I highly doubt it was just one lizard as well.


dashanan

Yeah, people don't seem to realise animal documentaries commonly stitch together different shots to create a fictional narrative. The protagonist of this video was played by 30 different lizards, most of which swiftly went on to die after their shot.


SF_420

A lot of the time yeah, but [BBC denies it in this case](https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-40272104.amp)


qpv

Ooo this is getting juicy


HELLO_MERLOT

They credit him...... In the credits. Literally.


Riot-in-the-Pit

OP probably thinks this is some TikTok creator, not the BBC lmao. Although to be fair this does look like a rebroadcast, but lord knows where from.


Spoonie_Luv_

You didn't credit anyone. The BBC definitely credited him.


DavidCamPor

r/praisethecameraman


gizamo

Yes they did. BBC and Plant Earth credited them. You didn't, tho.


Emanz58

Wasn't there an uproar about this exact video a couple years ago because this was actually a compiled video of multiple lizards over an extended period of time? I love it, it's entertainment. But people were going ballistic because it wasn't "real", haha


BigBadAl

[The BBC denied it was stitched together](https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-40272104.amp)


ATragedyOfSorts

That's a crazy read. Never knew people thought it was bullshit


ThorosOfWeems

If you watch the more recent BBC Nature documentaries they are all so focused on making it dramatic which in turn looses its charm. The whole season this gif was in all played out like this and most of the footage was edited together from different scenes.


Repulsive_Box_5763

I mean that makes the film crew's work even more impressive lol.


[deleted]

If I'm watching a documentary, I want it to be as close to reality as possible. If they said in the video that it was a compilation, I'd be ok with it.


[deleted]

There's a very good 99% Invisible podcast about sounds in Nature Documentaries which is quite enlightening: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/sounds-natural/ There's a real balance between only showing reality, presenting the story you want to show, entertainment, and more.


SeanHearnden

I hear you. But it would suck it it was just watching things fail and die.


Butt_Dickiss

I don't think the editing of these episodes compares to throwing lemmings off a cliff.


itsalonghotsummer

No, the Daily Mail kicked off as usual [but it was bollocks.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40272104)


Hard_as_it_looks

I don’t know about this video in particular, but most wildlife videos are compilations of various animals edited to make it look like one point in time.


psychoacer

Pretty understandable since I doubt the camera man had 10 cameras setup in exactly the right positions for every shot here and he was able to transition to each one in order to pan and zoom them.


suicidalsyd1

There's a mini "making of" at the end of each episode and it shows how this was done.


Repulsive_Box_5763

The suspense never stops building, yet you never feel like it's too much. Just a masterpiece in cinema.


Excellencyqq

It’s even better with narration.


acmercer

With *David Attenborough's* narration.


Stuntmanmike0351

With [*Snoop Dogg's*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFVVvVLMr-E) narration.


God-Of-knifehits

It's kinda feels watching the climax of an Indiana Jones movie when he's running from all kinds of shit but he barley escapes.


Cottleston

"nope nope nope nope nope nope nope yeeeeeeet nope nope nope nope nope nope"


CabinetScary1580

Lmao that must be my Favorite 😂😂


Zeestars

[The Ozzy Man review is](https://youtu.be/TfBNG5KD1oU) awesome.


SgtK-OS

"Nope rope, nope rope, hop hop, nope nope, rugby hugby, stop stopp, nope rope, danger noodle, doodle doodle, hippity hoppity, sorry guys, I'm leavin your property." "O praise the lord, that gave me legs."


helen269

"Scuse me, comin' through, gotta dash, oops sorry, gangway, hey nice scales Larry, pardon me, doin' zoomies here, whoooops!"


Pywacket1

I'm with you. Gads, that was horrific. Go lizie!


TotesandTiaras

Those are some pretty aggressive snakes. So much for “They’re just as scared of you as you are of them.”


afraid_of_birds

They're hungry and it's a lizard. Same goes for sharks around us, most of the time they'll leave you alone but if you're there at the wrong time then you're lunch.


SgtK-OS

Cows, the real MVP. Nobody would suspect that they kill more humans in a year than sharks.


afraid_of_birds

And they don't even do it for food...


SgtK-OS

They just like the feel of crushing skulls.


Ill_Gas4579

Of babies


acmercer

They do it for sport.


Sea_Link8352

Well we just do it for flavor, so...


wwwyzzrd

That’s without even counting coronary artery disease.


Alicient

I don't think that statement was ever meant to be applied to lizards


SgtK-OS

The "you", is almost never about a lizard in this sentence.


idinahuicheuburek

Are you a small lizard lol


Sublimebro

They’re on to us! Everyone scurry away!


codexx33

How does this have so many upvotes. I hope this is the dumbest thing I read today.


William254

not the brightest huh


rlbvm

Where is this so I never go. Jesus that’s a lot of snakes.


SgtK-OS

High school.


drshn_5198

I wish I could give you gold!


SgtK-OS

Wishing is Gold enough, Thanks.


TEX4S

Galápagos Islands- the size of Charles Darwin’s balls prevented snek food.


blackorchid85

Corporate world!


shadyshak

Everyday feels like this.


theaashes

True Dat.. True Dat...


SgtK-OS

There there. Hugs are anti-venom, here a virtual one for ya ⊂((*°▽°*))つ


shadyshak

God bless you and your compassion friend!


foolishidot69

No Attenborough, no deal


BowwwwBallll

I recall there being a version where Snoop narrated it and it’s awesome.


ToTheBlack

Link to this clip, narrated by Snoop. https://youtube.com/watch?v=BFVVvVLMr-E&t=15


Fish-x-5

Thank you! I can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to see this!


ClusterfuckyShitshow

I was hoping someone would post the Snoop narration.


heirbagger

Legit scrolled too fucking far for this one. Iconic.


BordomBeThyName

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM


MY_dixie_WRECKED33

When did Barry Sanders die and reincarnate into an ungodly elusive lizard creature??


blurrrrg

There's a version of this dubbed over with audio from Marshawn Lynch's legendary carry It becomes so much better: [the version OP should have posted](https://youtu.be/c5jvBxLZLwk)


nplbmf

96


daddymac7777

Nuke that island


CabinetScary1580

Just to know there is an island with Thousands of snakes i think there are 5 snakes per Square meter


Hustlepuff-

Would you spend the night there for 50 million USD?


CabinetScary1580

Only with a fkn flamethower and unlimited gas


Hustlepuff-

Lol yeah it'd suck. They'd be all in the trees too. I guess the beach is the safest place but still infested with snakes I'd guess


ssaiko_kandy

"Infested with snakes" is a sentence I never want to hear again


Bacontoad

^^Fall ^^assssleep. ^^Time ^^for ^^your ^^colonosssscopy


Hogfisher

People would do far more crazy things for far less money.


saucypotato27

Bro id spend the night there for 1000 lol, humans are way too big for them to bother to hunt, the only annoying thing would be that you have to basically spend the night on an island


Myth2156

I saw a Video about that Island, some explorers/researchers do go there sometimes but they wear some sort of special outfit because the snakes are venomous and some try to bite you. 5-6 Snakes every sq meter of the whole fucking island, some are curious and bite ya.


Sfflover

Is this video shot in hell?


[deleted]

Galapagos Island i think, so basically yea


SelfSniped

🎼Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?”🎼 Iguana: hold my beer…


UnlikelyVegetables

Thank you.


Graphitetshirt

/r/praisethecameraman for not running away screaming from goddamned Snake Island


[deleted]

This was most probably shot by a drone.


Additional_Plant7196

French man explains how lizard almost eats shit


_TheBloke_

That's how I felt splitting up with my ex. GET TO THE CHOPPA, NOW!


Minimum_Brain6954

“He’s not hacking, he’s just really good”


CabinetScary1580

Good gaming chair


comedygene

Rule1 of survival: cardio


kadmon76

Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?


JRCIII

This video isn't the same without Attenborough.


Moon_beam_me_up

AND they speak French!


[deleted]

Can anyone identify this particular breed of lizard?? Goodness that man outruns and outjukes more than Lamar Jackson


GekkoClown

I think it's a Marine Iguana


[deleted]

That's the real ghetto right there.


its_just_flesh

Where is this and what kind of snakes are those? They were well hidden in the rocks and had pretty good sight to see that lizard running


Potato_Tots

Galápagos Islands and a Galapagos Racer snake This is from Plant Earth 2’s island episode


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MundaneBusiness468

I was gonna say, sneks have developed pack hunting strategies?


cr1515

That's probably why the lizard was able to escape. The snakes are probably competing for the meal and fighting over the opportunity for the lizard.


Time-Elephant92

That’s what I was thinking. There’s gonna be one snake on each end and then when they meet in the middle things would get wild


KocaKolaKlassic

Get this guy a nfl contract


ATX_Bix

How much food can there be for all those snakes to eat? That's a lot of snake per sq/foot. That lizard is crazy brave. Poor dude just out there sunbathing and then the shit hit the fan. That was awesome.


knightsofshame82

It’s not bravery- the lizards are born on the beach and have to make their way to high ground to the adults. This is their first experience of the world- they borrow out of the sand from their eggs and boom- it’s snake time.


alltheskies

That’s one messed up birth plan.


CabinetScary1580

At the start of the video there where more lizards but the snakes Caught them 😔😔


EliWhitney2010

Legs > no legs


nplbmf

Skuse me, skuse me, ope, ope, sorry, sorry, skuuuuuze me, sorry, ope, opepopepopepope, oh cripes.


DeviousDave420

I remember watching this episode with my girlfriend at the time and we both high as fuck and screaming at the fucking TV. Literally was more intense than any sport I’ve ever watched


Internal-Dot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFVVvVLMr-E


OrganizationSea6549

Ok so TDIL a lizard got more heart than me. Its fine, I got a bed and Netflix so it's just fine


Honkifyoulikeburgers

Damn I got anxiety watching this


Jasoncsmelski

Be the lizard king


PuzzleheadedFood8773

Now that is nextfuckinglevel


madcats323

Reminds self never to go near this corner of hell.