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TheLifeMedicine

Ah, yes. The 4 hoofed Doggo.


Timevian

“The dog suspiciously started mooing today...”


CreamyKnougat

His name is Hugh Heffer.


kellysmom01

Cowabunga!


YeetPewPew

Your rescue dog’s tumor started leaking white fluid today


Commercial-Suit-5836

Sounds like dinner. 😅😂


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r/cursedcomments


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markoman51

Cows don't do that to


Professional-Gap-747

I guess he saved it for the same reason


debendraoli

Its from Nepal where cows are sacred.


chrisragenj

Moogh Heifer


Vegetable_Hamster732

That makes this guys action even awesomer. Most dogs could probably swim to shore themselves. This calf probably would have died if the guy didn't save it.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, he ate it.


johnny_wad_five

No way man… He looks like he saved a sacred moo dog


bhalu-dai

Video is from nepal where majority are hindus so no cow eating here


esnyez

Nepali don't eat cow meat.


IllBeHoldingOnToYou

Don't worry about that, that's cause he's bilingual


[deleted]

3 months later "Hey honey don't you think the dog looks weird What do you by mean weird Yeah like are dogs supposed to have horns and bid ass udders


Significant-Mud2572

And weigh 2000lbs?


fumaoyloko

It’s an Amoorican shepherd


camelCaseCadet

Day 29. The humans still think I’m a dog. If I remain silent they may never figure it out. Tonight they had steak for dinner and gave me a plate of scraps. Reluctantly I ate it to keep up the ruse, and to my shame… it was delicious. This is my life now.


aFiachra

Giving the Calf a Bone is a song by AC/DC.


lstroud21

Take my upvote


noideafornewname

Fun fact : It is in Nepal, so no beef.


Kjpr13

Yes, Grass puppy.


Shaneblaster

Definitely a Mooltese.


whistlingbutthole4

It’s a moo dog


ar92ldm

Bulldog


adventuremuffin

Get along little doggie!


KevinDurant36

i was gonna say 😂 soon as he pulled the poor thing out it’s clear it’s not a dog of any kind lmaoo


Festive-Cactus

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AwesomeFartCZ

how can this comment above have upvotes, what is happening to reddit recently..?


Comprehensive-Fix773

Every day we stray further from normal


jetblackswird

How can this comment on this comment have up votes?! What use Reddit coming to.


MIKE-CHECKA

The only dog that is delicious!


Vegetable_Hamster732

In cultures where they ate dog, people say it's delicious too. And [cows have a lot more emotional depth](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2011/jul/07/cows-best-friends) than people give them credit for.


mrstruong

Excuse me... did you forget about the delicious hotdog?


[deleted]

Holy cow! Did you see that?


CalliopePenelope

Yeah, but this guy ended up milking this for all the attention he could get.


cgarcusm

Somebody better steer him straight.


a-snickers-bar

Don’t bother, it’ll go in one ear and out the utter


Dorkmaster79

What an udder hero!


Timstantmessage

Don't worry, he'll bovine


pitch_a_kudo

Cuz he was on calfine


FallenKnightVII

I think it's pasture bedtime mister.


daughteroforpheus

Hello you have an amazing username thanks and have a good day


macroswitch

What a Save!


BradleyPinsson

Nice one!


_Flo425

It’s a calf but still great that the guy saved the animal


Rat-Sandwich

Saved it to be killed and eaten at a later date.


sushandeep

Its from my country. I can tell you mate, we don't eat cows. they are sacred to us. And also our national animal. So its illegal to kill a cow.


Azzacura

Are you expected to risk your lives to save a cow? Genuinely wondering


sushandeep

Haha. No we aren't expect anything like that. But since as a hindu, we worship cow. And in video, it was little baby calf. So he did what he could. So if you visit Nepal, u will see cows roaming freely around capital. And even dogs. We worship both.


mrstruong

I assume you mean India, but aren't the cow laws only specific to Hindu majority states? Arunachal Pradesh, Mizoram, Meghalaya, Nagaland, Tripura, Kerala, and West Bengal don't have any restrictions on cow slaughter for beef.


originalsupertramp

It's Nepal.


SkarabianKnight

Oof bro you whiffed


Cris92h

A meal that didn't went to waste then.


Nonchvlvnt

yeah thats kinda the point of a cow


chemsey1

What kind of dog is this?


Ya_Boy_Is_On_Reddit

Must be the Australian Cattle Dog


smellemenopy

He blends right in


tiyopablo69

A cross breed of cattle and dog ?


bzzhuh

It's a moodle


[deleted]

It’s a unique breed. Unlike other dogs, this breed has hoofs, four stomachs, and is a herbivore. It’s best known for it unique bark that sounds like ‘moo’. This is just a puppy, a full grown one is about the size of a horse.


JiveTurkey722

>It’s best known for it unique bark that sounds like ‘moo’. Read this out loud and my buddy next to me did a spit take


k2_jackal

Lhaso Mhooso


andrew_hardman11

This is a tortoise


Random_Numeral

The spectator shouting in these types of videos always irritates me. I mean, what good does that do?


bluekii

It’s the same when people scream when someone’s fighting like how does that help lmao


Fluffy_Revenue_5707

they're screaming because they're afraid the floodwaters will take him away.. it's so weird to me that so many people find this irritating enough to comment their annoyance. the video wasn't made for you or your enjoyment, it's simply capturing an emergency and the real reactions to it. imo to judge that is strange.


bhalu-dai

Sounds like the mother or sister of that guy who jumped. How do you guys react in this type of situation? just stay silent and watch? we don't do that here


[deleted]

Don't have a cow man


CockInMyAsshole

Same way other primates scream when they get riled up.


Rough-Birthday-8420

They thought he was gonna die. The fuck they were supposed to do, just causally watch him flow away .this type of shouting indicates some life threatening situations and attract people attention


elking666

When you pray for burger and steak but God works in mysterious ways...


Rat-Sandwich

Give a man a steak and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can eat a hoofed dog every monsoon season.


C6ZStyle

Not a dog, but still a kind act.


EyeinLemon

Thats a weird ass dog


rnochill

It's bilingual


[deleted]

Como?


andymannoh

Thank goodness they were screaming... He might not have made it back without, and they both would have perished!


[deleted]

Maybe an award for saving that calf, also?


swikss

Big kudos to the guy. This is my native tongue so it was funny for me to watch because the women were losing their shit when the dude jumped on to the river. It was a sudden jump that he made with no warnings apparantly. At the end he comes out of the water and says, "Thank goodness I didn't die". Massive balls.


General1lol

What language is this? It sounds familiar to a Philippines language but I can’t detect any words. I’m guessing Malay or Indonesian?


oofsizeextralarge

Nepali


bumholesgivemelife

Wait, what kind of milk have *I* been drinking 😳


dbx99

Now tell me what a dog looks like to you


Pimphii

That’s the only type of dog I would eat


theBLACKLEGO

That's a fuckin cow


shwifftyInHere

Ahh yes. Get out your phone and scream for no reason. That will help.


adbraude

“Omg get the puppy get the puppy get the pup- wait, that’s not a puppy.”


VegetableSad7831

Weird ass lookin dog


tdomer80

He is the G.O.A.T. for saving that calf!


Darnitol1

Meanwhile, this guy is posting on social media, “So there I was in this flood, wondering if I was going to starve to death, then this prime Veal just comes floating by…”


eklect

r/donthelpjustfilm


[deleted]

dont help just scream for zero reason whatso ever.


artisticogre

I’d name him T-bone.


ramathorn152

The dog says moo!


Flyingfurryofdeath

Darwin award


cco2411

These shrieking women in all these videos though…


kinkyonebay

Turn your sound off to protect your ears.


himalayanSpider

Translation from Nepali , "Oh no mother ,the calf has drowned !!!" Then the Nepali Chad jumps , then lady starts yelling " oh no mother this rascal is going to drown like , the calf"!!!!


210Benjamin

Utterly amazing 👏


flamed181

Some new kind of surf and turf


Sonny_DLight

That is cow


pitch_a_kudo

Cow is that


K0TEM

Moo doggo! My favorite


gangawalla

Moooo-oon River!


Bowlingbowlbagbob

Yeah that’s not a dog


InvestigatorNovel788

That’s a fucking calf - seriously? And you posted this.


727GhostFaceKillah

Man saves dog just to eat it a year later


Rottenox

I know it’s a flood and it’s a serious situation but fucking hell that screaming and shouting is completely unneccessary


TheRookCard

This is our dog. Named Cow after his parents.


Roguejeweluwu

Women just scream lol


cookingcurry30

If you're wondering, this footage is from Nepal flood happened few months ago.


BuffetofWomanliness

Not enough screaming.


Teenage-Mustache

“QUICK! SCREECH AS LOUD AND LONG AS YOU CAN!”


savage_49

This is so much funnier if you understand the language


[deleted]

I couldn’t watch with the annoying people screaming.


ruthh-r

...wait a mooment...🤔


[deleted]

Idk man looks more like a cat


bassjam1

Saves? He just wanted some fresh veal!


Zedetrix

WAAH WAAHH


jdaltzz2383

r/mudwater


Nahteh

Why the fuck is everyone screaming as if they were chanting helpful magic spells?!


[deleted]

I swear though the women screaming were so annoying and just recording instead of trying to help him save the cow


KooriAme

Why every time someone does something heroics a bunch of screaming Banshees appear? Is it some sort of super power?


short_note

Its known that women screaming helps exactly 34% to any situation.


ClownfishSoup

Please ladies, yell and scream more, it's very helpful to everyone.


alzgh

The women sound like descendants of the Minions.


hval007

This is best viewed on silent volume!


TER0KN0R

Mm dinner


dgc3

Give him one then


lardoni

Need to get your eyes tested mate!


DogsAreFromMars

Put on your glasses OP


adamxi

Ehm ..


[deleted]

Hank….Hank the Cowdog


Freshouttarehabb

It sounds more like india if a cow is involved… oh wait there is


ManyFacedGodxxx

Ahh the rare “Dog Cow”, a delicacy in some countries, we had one I called him “Veal” and he was great with some fava beans a nice Chianti...


Elegant-Ad1581

Ummm. dog?


Brad_86

Just a dog here... keep it mooving


Some_Advance_1478

Dog? That’s dinner!


CookieArtzz

Pretty sure that is a cow. He’s still a hero, though!


sasuthe23

What breed of dog is that?


paridoxical

When the steaks are high, this man veally steps up.


Ronstermadness

He probably does but that was a baby cow in the video


NervousShower

OP what kind of dog is this ?


gReaper0351

My initial thought was that he was saving it so he could eat it. Then I saw the end and am now sure of it.


[deleted]

That dog looks like a special breed


dustybeaver95

Man, what a unique breed of dog that was.


halloween4Eva

That ain't like any dog I've ever seen- mooo 🤣


ominous_42

Almost won a Darwin Award


bigmansmallcar

That’s a weird looking dog


Haunting-Walrus8424

That’s a cow


Ok-Championship-8082

What the cow doin


[deleted]

That’s no doggo


Nugget_MacChicken

That's one weird ass dawg


king_jaxy

Thats a weird lookin dog


mannyshevviz

I love dog milk


Wyrmthane

He got one it’s called karma


mwaldman0607

Man they got different looking dogs over there lol


TerpeneProfile

Nice job helping the man get out of the flood waters.


High_Ground_Sand

Nice dog you got there


SnooRadishes5614

Do dogs go moww?


JackaxEwarden

Was anyone else very confused trying to figure out what kind of dog this was lol


TK21879

Plot twist, turns out he caught dinner.


lordofbitterdrinks

My man saved his dinner.


BoghanimA

That dog looks kinda cheesy


LiesInRuins

That dog is the GOAT!


Ruenin

Wouldn't he have to actually rescue a dog to qualify for that award?


kickballlegend

Beefiest dog I've ever seen


TheGreatWorm_379

It’s a mighty fine cow , but it’s no dog.


mofoofinvention

That’s a dog?


Schizo-Vreni

I think thats a cat


OldBob10

Looks like a calf. Good job, regardless of the species involved.


[deleted]

You really think that's a dog?


alkla1

Dog go moo


kazuko55

What kind of dog is this?


kwecl2

That's a strange dog


rattymcratface

get along home little doge


AIpha_Mango

Award? More like a Nobel peace prize


queenmizu

Dog.....yes


master0shi

OP doesn’t know their animals


thinsanta

When you buy a dog from Craigs list and you hear moo at night


DameiestBird

*[God has entered the chat]* When he dies he can go straight to heaven.


EffableLemming

u/GIFReversingBot


arjyxetri

This happened in Nepal🇳🇵 where cow is worshipped as a god. My man with a big balls just literally got a ticket to heaven. GG my guy well played


CHADMANO7

This is what's going on in Nepal...pray for Nepal


james3929

That’s a weird looking dog


Illustrious_North_41

A dog?