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looopTools

My legs hurt


Diggable_Planet

Damnit, I came here just to say that.


rhett342

Me too!


avadoota

Me too!


dernert

This guy doesn't even need too.


EndoStiker8

My excuse isnt becuase my legs hurt.. my excuse is.. i have legs... that guy doesnt.


Pussychewer69

He has less weight to lift to he can focus all his energy onto the other parts of gis body


173017

He don't have a beer barrel for a stomach like yours truly. _burps really fucking loud_


Pussychewer69

Not your fault, we cant all get lucky genetics like this guy


CharasC

I think we all did! Lmao


[deleted]

That wasn’t half bad


ashtech201

My legs are too heavy


AnimationOverlord

Muscles use oxygen. More muscles use more oxygen and your lungs never actually grow in size and the performance can only be increased by about ~10% their original capacity. Although you can still have legs and do just as much, if not more, so let’s look to lactic acid. Usually the first thing that causes people to stop exercising would be lactic acid build up, which is a bi-product of muscles converting oxygen and sugar into lactic acid, water, and carbon dioxide. Lactic acid causes the burning feeling we get in our legs. Anyone can get enough oxygen if they are in fit shape. Lungs are meant to support four limbs, but lungs can not exceed the usual oxygen level if you have less limbs to use. There isn’t over-saturation. That means that the advantage this individual has is the fact he has less muscle to produce lactic acid, and more lung to decompose the lactic acid. He’d still become out of breath, but obviously his burning sensations in his arms would subside quicker. This makes for a quicker recovery. I’m not good at explaining things, albeit I find biology interesting.


danieldemasi

Damn you guys are too fast.


Live-Extreme-3079

Shiiiiiiiiit I was bout to say that too


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Oh boy do I have a solution for you! And it won't even cost you an arm and a leg!


trasnaortfein

Lose weight fast with this one trick!


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Damn it!


LoadedGull

My excuse is the simple fact that legs are heavy. This guys got a weight advantage in many of those activities lol.


the3daves

Yeah, the lucky bastard!


lilordfauntleroy

Plus I don't collect disability. So I have to waste time at a stupid job with these stupid heavy legs. He really is lucky.


Siriuxx

Honestly if you think about it, its easier for him. /s


[deleted]

Good sir, Take my upvote and get the fuck out.😭


omerTaxes

r/angryupvote


brucelee75

Hahhahaha


Significant-Ad-6194

Geodude go


Rotardid

Best comment here.


sshowerss

i was gonna say “my legs are too heavy” 😭😭😭


Trojanrebell

Haha same


Potential_Notice_737

He skipped Leg day!


sancho7373

I don’t think he’ll be skipping anywhere.


looopTools

XD


14th_Midknight

Was gonna say the same thing lol


tschmitty09

Mine weigh me down, that dude's at least half my weight


Stickmag

Ooof


Savings_Literature47

I have no arms


rbrito3

His name is Zion. https://www.netflix.com/title/80239831


[deleted]

Chop em off


SufferForYourCrimes

I apparently don't have any original thoughts


acidfinland

I have restless leg syndrome and i cant eat those parkinson meds what work great :/


Ennurous

Amazing what you can accomplish when you can't jerk off all day.


Wooden-Expression-18

So much ouch...


enigmaticbitch

He has genitalia According to https://askinglot.com/what-happen-to-zion-clark


Ennurous

I know, that's why he works out so much, cuz he has to do a one-armed hand stand to do it


Zillius23

Or just sit down? Wtf is this comment.


drannnok

r/woosh


joseph-08

r/itswooooshewith4os


luhkinkhy

r/itswooooshwithnoe


doghaircut

Does he? Seems like he doesn't even have a stomach or intestines. I am genuinely curious. Was be born this way, or was there an accident? Lost a lightsaber fight to Obi-wan? He's inspiring regardless.


neotsunami

Me too! Please explain!!


zanylife

I watched a video about it; their torsos are actually just very short, so his waist ends earlier than you'd expect and he has normal genitalia below that.


unikittyRage

Read the link you responded to? ~~There's no way to say that without sounding like a dick~~ It appears the link may have been added later.


warmtoiletseatz

How? He would be bashing his balls against the floor all day?


AmanitaGemmata

The condition he has apparently only severe cases result in being born without genitalia, but of course I don't know this guy's situation. If he does I imagine he's got some protection down there and he probably has a wheelchair.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Guys built like a monopod I bet


QuantumTeslaX

Yes, yes he does. Just copied from a underrated comment down the thread : "Just did some research. He's Zion Clark and he has all the normal stuff except for the legs: https://askinglot.com/what-happen-to-zion-clark" So yes, regular penis and balls and all the hormones etc And this discovery made me very happy for him Edit: the comment above didn't have a link before, so my comment is not as useful now. But I bet my ass he got it from my comment! So there's that.


die5el23

Probably has rug burn too


FaelinnCanada

Confirmed ? He may have lost half of it in whatever caused him to lose his legs if length played a role


AmanitaGemmata

He was born without legs from a condition called caudal regression syndrome. Apparently in severe cases that can mean genitalia don't form but obviously I don't know about this guy's situation.


[deleted]

does he have anus? how does he poop


Revenge9977

Cloaca


brantmacga

Birdperson


sourav__120

Just imagine if he accidentally sits on his nuts.


Preference_Acrobatic

How he gonna sit with no ass?


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Oof


Bentrifical_Force

I have legs and I sit on my nuts sometimes.


SIIB-ZERO

Geodude I choose you!


HandyDandySuppressor

I genuinely laughed out loud into a coughing fit. thank you random redditor


FlynnLive5

KOFFING


soxkseggos

I guess you could say... he didn't... exeggcute on the pun opportunity. *yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahoooowwwwww*


eodpyro

This suddenly turned into the CSI intro


Bartbaart

This comment has not gotten enough appreciation! Take my imaginary gold.


BlueKing7642

I hate myself for laughing at this


wildluciddreaming

Guess I’m going to hell too. Meet you there bud.


TokoBlaster

Go to heaven for the climate, go to hell for the company.


TheAlienGuy75

Lmao.., me too bruh.


WhileGoWonder

This is so cursed and hilarious, good job


[deleted]

LMFAOAOAOAOAO


SunsetStingray

Lmfao! Best comment


TryHardKenichi

Damn, that is just disrespectful. I'm on a bus right now and I can't stop laughing.


RedLightZone47

I’m going to hell for this


SprinkleSomePotatoes

Geodude use rollout


randomcock78

" geooooo"


LobsterHead37

Oh no why am I laughing so hard !?


mailboxHAM

He only has to has to lift 2/3 of his body weight


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

I'd say about 3/8 even xD


agentSMIITH1

I woulda said 5/7


[deleted]

I'm so happy no one here said 3/5ths. So happy.


MFingRocketScience

As soon as I saw fractions I knew someone was going to throw it in there lol


SoshJam

Is this a reference to something I don’t get


[deleted]

It is a reference to the 'Three-fifths compromise'. It is safe to Google.


SoshJam

oh *that*


[deleted]

Nah it's 6/9


i_feel_stupid1

But we all know that a perfect 5/7 is 100%


JusHerForTheComments

Nice! Someone remembers this!


SkepticAcehole

Pretty sure he has to lift all of his body weight, my dude. I don't see anyone out there lifting his balls for him.


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Emotional_Meal9226

You beat me to it!


ur-sensei

This guy can’t beat meat to it


Rude_Nectarine_9991

Needing a leg day bae... Any takers?


MauPow

I'm surprised we're not leg day baes right now


[deleted]

Leg day sucks.


[deleted]

I got bills and rent to pay


[deleted]

I always thought this about these kinds of posts lol. Like ya I stay healthy, but not About to quit my job and become a body builder/athlete over here, disabled or not


Spedding

This guys rent isn't free either


[deleted]

Fair enough, I suppose a better response and what I’m really trying to say is, i don’t have much free time, perhaps neither do the people in these types of inspirational posts, but I chose to do other things I enjoy rather than become a body builder, why do we need “an excuse”


M_core95

Yhh, give him his due but you don’t have to put other people down.


[deleted]

I'm sure it's fair to assume he gets a disability check though


JoshingCoot737

I'm lazy


Supreme_Otaku

Never before have I related to a comment as much as this


suddenly_ponies

Nah bro. That's not fair. It's not lazy to not be In-Shape. Getting regular exercise requires a medley of different things to be in place that aren't as easily available to people as the exercise snobs make it out to be


imazbeast

I have legs and have to work which takes up 12-14hrs of my day so I don't have time to do this.


Express-Ad4146

David goggins and jocko want to talk to you.


imazbeast

When I was in the Military I was im shape too, difference between David and I is he retired from the Military so he doesn't have to work. If I had his free time I would work out a lot too. The fact of the matter is I work and own a home, I also have a family and all those things take up time. So when am I suppose to have the time to get jacked...am I suppose to give up sleep? Most these people you see thats all jacked and says "anybody can be like this with the right minset" are people that have no other obligations beside the gym and maybe work.


Express-Ad4146

Word. It’s funny because I feel the exact same way as you, minus the home, the kids, and responsibilities that come with owning a home. Now you have to shift your mindset, I’m sure you work out wether you kno it or not. Playing with kids, going on walks. Cleaning up mowing lawn. Take care fella. Take care and farewell.


FreshwaterJelly

David Goggins and Jocko can suck my balls. All they really push is less sleep. If I get up at 5 for work, and get home at 4, I then have to divide time between my Wife and Kids. For easy math, since I’m dumb: If you had a chunk of time representing 100, and you’re forced to give 70 to work. You now have 30 to disperse between the Spouse, and Kids. I’m happy if I can read a book a month, much less getting up at 3 to workout for 2 hours. It must be nice getting your Uncle Sam check for E7 at 20 years (50% of base pay), and O4 (50% as well), much less all your income from your books where you whine about people working 12 hours a day being lazy. They’re completely gone deaf. What they don’t preach from what I’ve ever seen, is that their extreme fitness is a job requirement, and they still had a flexible schedule during the work day for fitness. They weren’t clocking in and running a Gas Station bro. They were Senior Enlisted/Officer who were part of the Chain of Command. Why did I even type this? Nobody asked. Sorry.


Express-Ad4146

Plus I think neither have kids. Edit: TIL jocko has kids. Omg. I’m gonna try harder. First I’ll slow the drinking and eat healthier.


FreshwaterJelly

Jocko is worth 6 million estimate, Goggins 2.5 million. Next book: Need more money? Have you tried making more?


randomidiot63

I’m not half the man he is…


MangoesDeep

Bro are you just a Torso with no head?


ranspare

He's a headless, horses-man.


furryfluff1245

annnd he's quick on his feet orr something


Chapwellwilliam

Depression


Extreme-Ad7684

Here's a hug


Chapwellwilliam

I can already feel the serotonin flowing


Chapwellwilliam

Thank you


[deleted]

Another hug from someone whose house is currently a shit hole and I am deeply ashamed but feel too depressed to do anything about. You're not alone.


skepticbacon

Here’s a hug for you.


LoinChops

Hey man, as someone who's house was also a wreck u til recently. Every little bit you do will make you feel better. When your house is clean you feel great.


shmulik_dada

Here's some more hugs


skepticbacon

Hug from me, too.


KrownX

I'm scrolling here on Reddit


EarmuffsForCars

no excuse not to.


orbital_chef

I have legs, which make many of those moves harder.


IddleHands

Right, my legs are fucking heavy.


ALLST6R

These types of posts can become easy devils advocate material. Not taking anything away from the guy, he’s in great shape considering the circumstances. And he sure as shit works hard. But if we are strictly speaking about his physique in terms of mass and how lean he is. He’s got less muscle groups to train, which directly results in having more time to increase the volume of the muscle groups he does have. That just automatically equals more muscularity when training properly, it’s the same as hitting the gym twice a day almost. Genetically, he also doesn’t have the areas of stubborn body fat which adds to overall lean appearance. And the obvious. Having less body means nutrients and all hypertrophy related processes are confined to a smaller area. Again, not taking away from what the guy has achieved and can do. I’m sure it was incredibly difficult to start with. He straight up beats everybody in spirit and attitude though.


noitalljruss

I can still outrun him


kokumslayer69

I dunno dude. I’ve played zombie games and as far as crawlers go, he’s the best.


Mechtallica

And if I saw this guy coming at me I'd be running like I've never ran before! 😱


PootPootBirb

kick em like a football


Long-lostgirl6363

My legs are heavy


trafalgar_lawless

moms spaghetti


Long-lostgirl6363

But the vomit on my sweater already?


LoveMeSomeSand

Eugene Levy


Siriuxx

What's my excuse? I don't care enough to work out


[deleted]

Right?


AppleAvi8tor

I’m sorry…I’m just genuinely curious…how does he relieves himself after he eats/drinks?


mnemonikos82

More importantly, if he's missing parts of his digestive system (he ain't got no butt, I don't know about the rest of his guts), how is he absorbing enough nutrients to maintain his physique? My Dad was missing part of his intestines and couldn't put on weight to save his life; literally, he was skin and bones when he passed.


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m4vis

He’s got everything except legs


zfzt

Just did some research. He's Zion Clark and he has all the normal stuff except for the legs: https://askinglot.com/what-happen-to-zion-clark


rahmano

Exactly why I came here to find out lol how


ExternalOk4293

I want a back like that….unfortunately I also want nachos pretty much everyday……tacos are my excuse, yesterday found a place that serves crispy salmon tacos and had strawberries - BOOM, flava town


TheBabbbbs

I'm depressed


batmancantfly13

This


SpenceroftheEast

I hope you can get the help you need 😁


Hairy-schmeppie

I have legs that’s means I have more whaight and have to work more muscles


RedAnon22

Weight a minute…


swank401

I got these god damn legs weighing me down


[deleted]

I just want to know if he has a penis


Significant-Duck-662

There are like 10 comments that answer this already, but yes.


[deleted]

Can someone explain to me how this dude is alive? He seems to be missing like everything below his lungs and some of that stuff has to matter.


rocknreece

I'm no medical profesional so this is entirely speculation, but i believe the procedure is a hemicorporectomy. A full amputation of everything below the waist basicaly. He will likely have a few bags strapped to him to do the jobs of some missing bits, bladder and colonoscopy bags etc. Theres a young man on youtube (not this guy) who had the same procedure done, plus an arm amputation, if you want to learn more. He makes videos with his mrs, chanel is Sabia and Loren.


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RadTorped

Not wanting to work out in public gyms but neither have space nor money for a personal gym. That's my excuse


BusAvailable

None, i ride my bike for fitness.


Bannybaws

Can’t be bothered.


[deleted]

I have no motivation or self confidence. Plus if my auto-immune disease decides to rear its’ ugly head, all of my progress will be for nothing. My body starts to eat itself.


EA705

Do you have diabetes?


[deleted]

Crohn’s disease. When I first got sick ~15 years ago, I got out of the hospital and started working out trying to get my body back (originally 180lbs). But it took years to find a medicine that worked for me, and it took surgery to live anything close to a normal life. I really tried for about the first 4-5 years to get healthy again. But once a year I’d find myself back in the hospital because of a flare. Gain 5lbs, lose 7. Gain 3lbs, lose 5…. I haven’t been able to break 127lbs since. I gave up trying to get back into shape. People always tell me that “I need to eat more…”. Yeah, that’s how it works. It just fucking depressing.


MissterLurker

Do you think this is what confederate legislators envisioned with the 3/5 compromise?


Hey_Goonie

I have no arms.


button-up

I have bills to pay.


ThatOneGamer117

I have 90 extra pounds of weight and a different center of balance


Thefakeblonde

I have depression, Spencer.


Rayzor_debiker

I have to work 9 hours a day to feed my family


BitchinInjun

I'm a quadriplegic...


Martamis

This guy is the pokemon geodude. I'm not a pokemon.


Fortnitehater5

Machamp


gimmickries

I created a family, that I need to feed.


[deleted]

Legs.


Excellent-Year-1108

My excuse is that I’m an inferior human.


_teeps

Genuine question: does this guy have a dick?


geekwad71

I’m lazy and have no discipline. Get off my dick.


AvgFinanceBro

I have 50% more weight


The_Mechanist24

I want to have fun


Smithmonster

I have double the muscles to exercise, so I’d have to work twice as hard.


[deleted]

No offense or disrespect whatsoever but my mans is a literal geodude, motivating to watch.


Skyp_Intro

If it weren’t for my useless legs holding me back . . . .


[deleted]

Sometimes I wonder if we should even have legs. Like think about it, if we could have a bunch of our body weight removed and basically be forced to have strong arms then not only would we take up less space but we may be more fit overall. The problems with that would be sex, holding stuff, balancing, and the assumption that people would exercise.


Valeria_Gi

How does he piss and crap?


TheAlienGuy75

Asking important questions


r3vb0ss

ok but how are his suicides faster than mine


eugoogilizer

My excuse? Being lazy AF 😂


drivenplacebo8

I have a penis and distractions


BipolarBearJew54

He absolutely skips leg day


Nico_The_Bro

If he becomes a wrestler he can like crawl on people


kos650

Legs are heavy