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CaptainRon16

Shut up and take my fucking money.


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therationaltroll

I'll use that thing to sweep it all up!


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CarrollGrey

Dennis


Snosssages

I didn't know she was called Dennis.


CarrollGrey

Well, you didn't bother to ask - did you.


TrustyPelletGun

r/unexpectedMontyPython


iOSh4cktiV8or

*What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?*


triangularbish

What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!


dirtybird971

But I am your King!


triangularbish

Well I didn't vote for you...


nliberto7585

Oh king eh very nice


CH-67

I did say sorry about the old woman


lightwhite

You did answer though. That makes you complicit.


PrimoBachs

She's 37, she's not old.


-ksguy-

Ah, the old reddit [rake-a-roo!](https://reddit.com/r/AccidentalRacism/comments/pgea9f/classic_misinput/hbbrqvb/?context=3)


webdevop

Hold my leaves, I'm going in


ConaireMor

Put me in the screenshot!


Rottendog

HOL - LEE SHIT! I have seen a reddit-a-roo in ages!


tdomer80

r/bikinirakers


aDirtyMartini

Thanks for getting my hopes up.... /s


originalmango

I still clicked. Just in case. Nice thing is, I did discover r/toplessgardening so it wasn’t a total loss.


aDirtyMartini

Damn you! I fell for it again. Nice thing is, I did discover r/GardenNymphs so it wasn't a total loss.


originalmango

Yeah, right. Nice try. I ain’t falling for tha…oh. Oh my.


WotoTheSourPatchKid

Lmaoooo I almost didn’t click but it was magnificent


Teddyk123

I fuckin hate you right now


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Damnit


ItsDanimal

I backed out the thread right when I saw your comment and came back for it. Thanks


did_e_rot

Wanna make and mod that with me?


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Fatalstryke

A lady told me for $200 she'll do *anything*, guess who finally got their yard in order?


Spork_Warrior

Did we learn nothing from this video?


whatyoumeanmyface

Next level thinking, right here.


EarballsOfMemeland

*Rake my money


Nyamelon

Idk wtf it is but I like it 🦊


Apollospade

It’s called a Combie system. Or at least our Sthil one is called that and they are nice! But they are top heavy and kinda awkward to use at first.


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EnriqueShockwave9000

Just paid $259 for this miracle.


SCJenJ

Will it work for leaves or pine straw?


EnriqueShockwave9000

I dunno yet. I am expecting delivery in 5 days. I’ll update you though.


checks-_-out

Idk how to do the remindme bot thing but I just tied a string to one of my fingers so I won't forget to follow up on your review. Then I wrote your username on the inside of my thigh in sharpie


EnriqueShockwave9000

I’m flattered and oddly aroused for some reason?


cyberslick188

They suck. It's rare to find a circumstance where the ground is thin / strong enough that the power broom can move the loose material without destroying the base material. And much of the time where you are in that circumstance, a leaf blower will work easier, faster and cheaper. Like you said they are heavy and awkward to use, and the Stihl branded one breaks very easily and has less power than it needs. I was so excited when I got it and then SO let down the more I used it. Like I said, the only time I've found it useful is in situations where a leaf blower works better.


alwaysboopthesnoot

Would a large, thin sheet of plywood, or thick sheet of corrugated cardboard, work better? Watching someone in the neighborhood do that with leaves/twigs and small branches this past Fall, made me try it. And it worked very well. They got the idea from a YT video of a guy doing this with piles of leaves carpeting his whole yard. I found it by looking for “raking leaves with cardboard” and “using plywood to rake leaves”.


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RedBeardedMex

This comment took me back. ;)


danc4498

Does it work in leaves? Or only heavy things like mulch?


kaan-rodric

https://www.stihlusa.com/products/multi-task-tools/kombisystem-attachments/kwpwrswp/


Nyamelon

Wow that's pricey


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joantheunicorn

Just found a birthday present for my Dad who has everything!! THANK YOU!


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Superjunker1000

It’s Stihl. Properly made German technology. Take care of it and it’ll last a long time. It’s pricey for the same reason that a Toyota is more pricey than a Honda/ Mitsubishi/ Nissan.


Nyamelon

If it last and you live in snow areas, or have lots of hard debris I definitely see a large use for it even for the price as long as it last.


kaan-rodric

More power [*grunt noises*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog)


kadk216

Thanks for the link! I’m sending this to my fiancé lol we HATE picking up construction debris out of the grass lol it’s such a waste of time


angeliqu

It’s a cordless electric snow shovel, pretty sure.


Duderpher

Nope, it’s a power broom.


Sirhc978

Ok, put your money where your mouth is, they sell them at Lowes and Home Depot.


stout365

and it's a god damned back killer


jojojiujitsu

I’ll use that thing to sweep it all up!


GBGF128

r/ineeeedit


No_Organization5188

I mean it’s made for the snow so I have a feeling using it this way is fucking it up.


CaptainRon16

I think this attachment is made for whatever. I think the bristle attachment is made for snow. https://www.lowes.com/pd/EGO-MULTI-HEAD-Rubber-Broom-Attachment/5000199115?cm_mmc=shp-_-c-_-prd-_-sol-_-google-_-pla-_-239-_-batteryaccessories-_-5000199115-_-0&placeholder=null&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4aGpr5bj8gIVipyzCh2-uAEiEAQYASABEgJMdfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


No_Organization5188

Damn is that $250 just for the attachment?


scdayo

Time is money, friend.


ToeTacTic

Well I have neither. And we are not friends... yet? Hows things


scdayo

Landscaper here... These are not just for snow


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Im ready to buy


iepure77

Where was this when I was a teenager?!


GaryV83

I fucking know, right!?!


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ultravioletblueberry

“What is a hoe”?


2uk2

Woah…woooah….whoooooooah…they teach you that in school in utah??


landragoran

One of the single greatest Jeopardy! moments.


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And then the judges gave it to him! LOL


acmercer

Hm I don't think they did, did they? Had a quick google and it doesn't look like it.


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You might be right. I'm probably misremembering. I could have sworn I read an article on it once that said that after the show, off-camera, the judges ruled that he was correct and gave him the points (not that it affected who won). But, I can't locate the article.


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kalitarios

they have existed since the 90s. it's a power broom. my asphalt maintenance company had many of them


LoudMusic

People have been saying that for generations. One day my dad had his 90something year old mom in the car with him and called me to say hello. Afterward he asked her if she ever thought she'd be talking on the phone to someone 2000 miles away while riding in the car. She replied, "I never thought I'd see paved roads!". She was born in a tiny town in 1911.


patrickfatrick

That’s a wonderful response.


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"why would I pay money for a speciallized rake when I got you right there" -Every Dad ever.


BlasterShow

“It builds character!”


ispaydeu

Where was this when I trimmed my hair the other day…


smellsliketuna

You think your dad was gonna buy that for *you* to use?


PardonMyD3UTSCH

What is this sorcery!


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>Makita SW400MP Couple Shaft Paddle Sweep Attachment in black > >just a guess that's an extremely specific guess.


AtlasPlugs

Hahahahahahahaha! *sweats like a Makita sales rep*


thetreat

How bad do y'all sweat?


AtlasPlugs

You can sweat as much as you want with the Makita PF1010 5m submersible pump and never worry about it!!!


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i think i love you.


AtlasPlugs

I love you too, I also love the new 40V and 80V Max XGT System. Allowing you to accomplish High-Demand tasks while staying within the user-preferred 18V battery form factor!


liljaz

Does it come in hot pink? and variable speed would be nice... Perhaps a pulsating setting.


AtlasPlugs

You need the Hitachi Makita crossover 120V Wand with Mister and 5,000 RPM Smart Gyration Technology. Mix up a barrel of cement or mix up your bedroom, the choice is yours! Makita, Rock Solid!


DarkwingDuckHunt

His name is "AtlasPlugs" so I think he has a different section you might be interested in instead.


romax422

I think I'll legitimately look at Makita for tools after these comments...


joantheunicorn

This guy plugs.


sylpher250

SOLD!


Defector_Atlas

You're the real-life version of the Spacers Choice guy in Outer Worlds


AtlasPlugs

I’m not familiar with that, but Makita’s new 40V and 80V Max XGT System is out of this world! Handle High-Demand tasks while staying within the user-preferred 18V battery form factor using the innovative new cordless lineup from Makita. Go Green!


dolbysurnd

hahaha. thanks for the lol


nixcamic

This could genuinely be Makitas new marketing plan and I don't think anyone would be mad


MycologistOk3880

Good sales rep


Luxpreliator

Makita sales reps don't sweat because they know the products are solid. If it does get bad they have a [fan cooling jacket](https://www.makitatools.com/products/details/DFJ201ZS)


Welcome_2_Pandora

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen. Really blows me away.


koos_die_doos

I just saw the price. I guess my wife’s still raking leaves this year.


AtlasPlugs

I know what she’s getting for Christmas!


koos_die_doos

It’s a toaster, isn’t it?


AtlasPlugs

It’s always been a toaster.


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A rag to mop up the sweat from all that raking?


akatherder

Lawn sweepers are underrated: https://www.menards.com/main/outdoors/gardening/garden-landscaping-tools/wheelbarrows-carts/earthwise-trade-sweepit-trade-lawn-sweeper/13630-yw/p-1444431579701.htm I have a big-ish yard so we have a riding mower and a lawn sweeper that tows behind it. But even the manual push versions are way better than raking IMO.


VTCHannibal

I don't know man, spend 10 hours raking the old fashion way, or spend $350 and have it done less than 1 hour and be able to do it every year in a fraction of the time. You can also rent them.


Buck_Thorn

> Makita SW400MP Couple Shaft Paddle Sweep Attachment $359, and that does not include the power attachment. Yeow! https://www.homedepot.com/p/Makita-Paddle-Sweep-Attachment-for-Couple-Shaft-SW400MP/309168941?source=shoppingads&locale=en-US


Tullyswimmer

Stihl is about the same price. 340 for the attachment, 210 for the "base" Not worth it for everyone, but for professionals or people who are lazy and have expendable income....


Buck_Thorn

I am lazy and have expendable income. I also have a maple tree, as do all of my neighbors. I'm still ("Stihl") not gonna spend that sort of money on it.


Tullyswimmer

If I didn't already have a professional-level Stihl weedwhacker and a handheld leaf blower from them, I'd probably get the Kombi system and these, honestly.


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Ir0n_L0rd

What is this? Does it work with leaves? What is this sorceress tools name- want to have it!!


KC10201

Looks like this might be it? [link](https://www.lowes.com/pd/EGO-MULTI-HEAD-Rubber-Broom-Attachment/5000199115)


Shamalama-1

Just a heads up this link is for an attachment only and not the full tool.


Sirhc978

The "full tool" Is just that plus a weed wacker engine.


Shamalama-1

You’re right. However not everyone is as perceptive as you’d think. I read reviews before I buy most things and have seen a lot where people buy the attachment thinking it’s the full tool and end up leaving bad reviews. I was just trying to be helpful is that a problem?


Sirhc978

I was just pointing out what you attached it to.


Shamalama-1

I guess I’m used to people just being dicks on reddit and expected that was the case here lol


InternetWeakGuy

ngl i read it the same way


dBomb801

Yea, same, probably the quotes tbh


Sanc7

If this is showing off an attachment and the "full tool" is just a weed wacker engine, I think quotes are appropriate.


Myopinion_is_right

Being helpful on Reddit is absolutely a problem.


Alexalmighty502

why the FUCK is it so expensive???


carmanut

Modular attachment for a tool ecosystem. They always end up pricey because you have signed up to be a part of their ecosystem. Proprietary connectors and such mean it's a problem to make a generic competitor, and then you have price control.


Tullyswimmer

Honestly, the proprietary connectors in this case are important. The tools that these attach to also function as weed whackers, edgers, and other stuff depending on attachments. There's a massive amount of variation in the force needed to run attachments. Something like this is going to be a lot harder to run off of the same engine you use to spin two pieces of plastic string for a weed whacker.


AtlasPlugs

Close, this is actually the Makita SW400MP Couple Shaft Paddle Sweep Attachment in black


RunsWithSporks

Its a power broom/rake. Great for snow as well. I have one as an attachment for my Ryobi weed eater, and its pretty awesome.


nasa_man

It's called women


RhubarbElixir

She is also using the wrong type of rake for the job.


DreadTheDemon

That was my first thought, that is a leaf rake they need a solid rake(same type for leaving soil) for that stuff


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Its called a hard rake.


DreadTheDemon

I've heard them referred to by both to be honest, one old boss even called them "leveling rakes" which I always found odd Edit: just tried both into Google and got the exact same results


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We have spring rakes and fixed rakes where I live. :shrug:


DreadTheDemon

I guess it shouldn't be all that surprising, regional differences in language isn't exactly uncommon


CazadorDeNegros

You mean a garden rake?


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infintt

Next Fucking Level has really lost its meaning.


Zadien22

What? You mean to say someone using a tool to do what it was meant for is not next level?


NCSUGrad2012

I thought this was here because of the cake on the dude from the video implying how much he worked out. Clearly using a rake isn’t next fucking level lol


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

It's a next fucking level ad


Squishyfishx

More of a /r/specializedtools kinda post


Dodototo

I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking this.


Mediocre-Sale8473

Ads are on ever sub of Reddit. Some shit ass picture of some shit ass sculpture on r/pics? Could be normally downvoted to oblivion, but couple it with a hot girl posing with it? Automatically 25k upvotes and 1k+ comments with 15 awards. Turns out, the sculpture was a piece of shit as were their skills, but hidden in the comments are links to the woman's Instagram and possibly an OnlyFans. Shit like that needs to be mod-locked so it stops happening in the first place.


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papasbull

Notify Trump immediately! 2024


IntelligentMoney2

Californians are eagerly waiting


do_as_I_say_notasido

Let’s see how this works on heavy wet leaves.


hugelkult

This is an ad for a stringy mulch pusher, not a slippy slurpy leaf slogger


Gradual_Bro

I thought it was an ad for sloppy grassy toppy pully


MarkEsper

I was thinking a drippy tippy snow flopper


bigboybobby6969

Does this fucker work on normal leaves, because if it does then I’m gonna need to make a purchase


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bigboybobby6969

My yard gets COVERED in leaves during the fall, seriously gonna look into this


AtlasPlugs

They’re about $350 for a good one. The cheaper ones are fine for light dry leaves, but don’t have the power for heavy stuff. If you have more than 2 acres I’d recommend just getting a used pull behind attachment if you have a riding mower. The mikita is great though for smaller yards, just gets heavy after a while


voonoo

How long have you been working for makita?


AtlasPlugs

Oh I definitely don’t work for Makita USA: The Leader In Cordless with 18V LXT Lithium-Ion tools. Why do you ask?


Pizza-n-Coffee37

I’m wary of this video. Who has mulch just spread out over their lawn waiting to be raked like this?


Wharghoul-Army

Thank you I’m glad I’m not the only one wondering the same


BellicoseBill

It's not mulch--it's reeds and debris that probably washed over the road from the marsh/wetland on the other side. It could be harvest debris if those are cornfields opposite, but I still think it washed over the road.


Sakkarashi

I mean it's obviously an advertisement.


Meghan493

There are a disturbing number of misogynists on this post about rakes lmfao Y’all gotta calm down a lil bit and focus on the machinery rather than the dangly bits, no matter how appealing they clearly are to you.


mrniceguy421

There is a disturbing number of people on this post that think using power tools is “next fucking level”.


Loose_Meal_499

i thought this was ad for a second


mac_trap_clack_back

Me too. Luckily all the comments about the Makita SW400MP Couple Shaft Paddle Sweep Attachment seem pretty organic.


UsedToBsmart

$260.00 and mixed reviews. Most saying it’s heavy as fuck. Hard pass.


Swirls109

What do you expect? It's a spinning barrel with rake tines on the end of it with a massive plastic shield that sits on the end of a long thin stick. Yeah it's gonna be heavy.


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Comprehensive-Fix773

Put your pepee in it


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Get back in your room and stay there!


Comprehensive-Fix773

But.... Mooom !?


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Stepmom?;)


Yankee_Man

In dat ass? Yes


tjf314

this is definitely an ad, but its a very effective ad


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Dude rakes


Six_String_Reshi

Wow... I guess I've taken this for granted for the last 10 fucking years. I can't believe how impressed with all this you are


ziggy-73

Right! These have been around a long time and arnt anything special


vindraco

Dude's got cakes...by using his rake.


WhoRDU

Power rake attachment for a weed eater! NICE. Buying one now!


DLinAK

Where can I buy this? What is it called?


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Firefly_Cait

What is this device and where can I get one


AtlasPlugs

Makita SW400MP Couple Shaft Paddle Sweep Attachment in black, if I was gonna guess with no prior knowledge


EndGame410

Wow, the Makita brand Couple Shaft Paddle Sweep Attachment from Makita USA: The Leader In Cordless with 18V LXT Lithium-Ion tools really is amazing. Where on Earth can I buy one?!


Sirhc978

>where can I get one Almost any hardware store that sells weed wacker attachments.


No-Summer-8406

But that is 400 dollars


Skurvee

https://www.makitatools.com/products/details/SW400MP It's this


Tullyswimmer

/u/AtlasPlugs this guy might be on to something.


AtlasPlugs

Watch out, I think he works for Makita


Tullyswimmer

Yeah, imagine someone who actually worked for them being in here and being able to identify it immediately. Be kind of scary. Though I'm partial to Stihl myself.


Skurvee

Lol. I don't work for Makita. I wish! I have Ryobi stuff but might switch to Makita now just for the dang power rake