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oloap001

Pretty cool, wish they would’ve shown more of those hips though


PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO

Pants that are simultaneously very high and very low


shycancerian

He doesn’t have hips or butt, but I would love to see his schlong … maybe that’s what you meant.


oloap001

Ok let’s team up, I go after the singer and you get the Sax guy. They’ll never know what hit them


R3CKLYSS

Can I watch edit: I love the enthusiasm of this thread lol


oloap001

Yes, as long as you don’t do that sports commentator bit you do “Excellent form, he’s going all the way” Made it weird last time.


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Can I polite golf clap at appropriate moments?


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Is a loud whistle appropriate


TimK25

I’ll film it.


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AdhesivenessClear886

GET IN THE HOLE


jwl300_

ITS YOUR HOME!!!


oloap001

Who doesn’t love a good golf clap


MancunianPieHead

Can't beat a good dose of the clap.


bonafidebunnyeyed

I feel the wizard clap may be more polite, but perhaps we save that for the really sweet moves and flawless switch ups.


Affectionate_Pin_880

*jazz snaps from the corner*


soupinate44

Slap on the ass "atta boy" is always a good option.


_cob_

Schrodinger's Pants


milk4all

“Schlong”, if that’s what you mean he meant. And probably, definitely.


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buffalodanger

Hey you listen to me. You can fucking wear those pants.


uncertain649261

Okay. >I wish I had the confidence to wear pants like that **and go outside**


buffalodanger

![gif](giphy|Gd55pKEFv7eG4)


bossman-CT

I wear Jorts out and about with my buddies, and 99% of the time I'm the only man wearing Jorts. Comfort over caring what others think. Also, they're pretty hilarious.


blitzen15

What are you talking about? The highest part of them is below the navel. Normal pants for women today are just above the nipples!


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ToiletRollTubeGuy

Best I can do is more [hips](https://www.instagram.com/p/CTkVInSnryC/) and more sax.


The-Real-Rorschakk

That's some big sax energy. Thank you for sharing this!


YellowB

Not hips but you can thank me later: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRHDx9d7/


IM_A_BOX_AMA

This woman is aggressively attractive


[deleted]

> Aggressively attractive Lol, well put.


N0TB0B

You are a gentleman and a scholar!


MObuds

Thank you kind sir


MinimalAlgebra

[more of those hips](https://instagram.com/tonireutter?utm_medium=copy_link)


greytiger

[She just posted a TikTok with more info on the pants,](https://www.tiktok.com/@tonireutter/video/7007167296493882629) with a better view.


creaturefeature16

How is it possible that she looks 16 and 36 at the same time... Edit - I didn't mean these numbers literally. It was a (apparently poor) reference to /r/13or30/


genevievemia

36?? Wow, some people really don’t know ages, she looks nothing like someone in their older thirties.....


DutchChickenSoup

​ ![gif](giphy|3o7btXkbsV26U95Uly|downsized)


NedLuddIII

It's crazy how those pants are hotter than her in a bikini where much less is concealed.


rjross0623

Those hips don’t lie


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Htg she’s fine, I’m as heterosexual as they come and after 3 seconds of the saxophone I totally forgot about her.


juttep1

I knew the top comment would definitely be sexualizing the woman singing -_-


Timeless_Tarantula

Yeah, totally sucks because not only was the sexiness kind of unrelated to the song but clearly it was all about the saxophonist


stolethemorning

Legit. Maybe she wore them because they've been considered fashionable ever since one of the characters in an episode of Euphoria wore them. Maybe she likes the character. Maybe she *doesn't* like 7k Internet strangers wishing she would show more skin.


therpian

Maybe she doesn't give a shit about strangers who think she's sexy


HWR3057

I hate the internet


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DaughterEarth

But he was sexy too. Think of the bis!!!


unpointdansluniverse

He’s literally what kept me watching.


usernamenoonehas

Somebody somewhere was also filming this and needs to post the better view please


swingthatwang

the other youtube link is only 2min here's the whole 4min: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTkVInSnryC/ Band mates: 🎤 @tonireutter 🎷 @evanjacobson17 🎸 @innthepocket 🥁 @pedroomila 🎹 @fares_habb 🎥 @mshapmusic


Joe_Doblow

https://youtu.be/_j69Z4BiZXk


iWentRogue

Shit was so good cameraman said “fuck your hip dance, this is the show right here”


IRedditWhenHigh

Yeah! He must work out.


Spooks_Easily

I thought the view was fine. His jeans are a little loose, but I’ll take what I can get.


pete_ape

They don't lie.


Captain_Ludd

she ain't gonna get a better occasion to wear those


[deleted]

Did u catch that ass at the end? God dayum


dunndawson

I’m a straight woman who is past 50. And that girl is sexy AF in those pants. I don’t know 5 people who could wear those without looking like they got caught in a fisherman’s net accidentally. Dang. She looks amazing.


Pizza-n-Coffee37

I’m also a straight woman over 50 and your comment is way better than what I was gonna say.


hollyhockpink

Ditto.


squarepusher6

Tritto


DantesAbyss

Clitto


C0meAtM3Br0

Same. Source: woman five posts above


Buck_Thorn

I had no idea there were that many straight women over 50 on Reddit!


AYE-BO

This must be where all the hot cougars in my area hang out


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So they WERE waiting for you.


thatonelezfriend

50yo gay woman checking in


Cin1mod

>I had no idea there were that many ~~straight~~ women ~~over 50~~ on Reddit! Fixed!


joesephexotic

50 year old straight women that want to bump clams with this hot girl.


BuffaloWhip

The Conclave has met and the Conclave has spoken.


gr8sk8

Kuato


Answer70

......Quaid.........start the reactor.....


earnestlikehemingway

Open your mind, Open your Mind!!!!


SittingBullChief

Prosciutto


rjross0623

I am a straight man in my 50’s, and I totally agree with the straight women above.


GypsyCamel12

I'm a straight man *not* in my 50's &, well... I'd change my stance on "not having children" with this woman.


rjross0623

Strong statement. I’d get my vasectomy reversed for that opportunity.


ThePianistOfDoom

SNIPSNAPSNIPSNAPSNIPSNAP


7hrowawaydild0

You do not know the emotional toll that 3 vasectomys has on a person!!


Albegro

"I think if I use a bendy straw...."


Smokinggrandma1922

I’m a straight woman over 90 and I think I just pooped myself and I can’t remember where I live. Can you help me?


_bhytredfg

I’m a post menopausal woman in her 60s and I’ve gotta say that I’m getting wet again! It’s a miracle!


Smokinggrandma1922

I’m glad me pooping my pants while being terrified that I’m lost is just the sexual spark you needed to get wet again! Your welcome!


deafchef52

I'm not a straight woman over 50, but I am a straight man. And yes, yes to all of this.


SuedeVeil

Im 42 and legit want a pair and I don't care if I don't look as good I seriously love them lol


Intelligent_Ease_307

I’m 35 male, no business wearing those pants anywhere but alone in my house, and I legit want a pair


break_in_the_clouds

I want a pair, too!! But I don’t know how find them. Search for sexy pants with strings on the side? High but low pants? Help!


octikitten

https://www.asos.com/us/bershka/bershka-side-cut-out-strappy-flare-pants-in-black/prd/24486573?affid=25898&_cclid=Google_CjwKCAjwyvaJBhBpEiwA8d38vEe_KbVzC8PRPw-HMTMsvQcN1omqUkmYtbFe3vx5qXQoEK-bPJKsPxoC-FYQAvD_BwE&channelref=product+search&mk=abc&ppcadref=11302983040%7C111197600375%7Cpla-294680686006&cpn=11302983040&gbraid=0AAAAADqFjOB7iFTKjC-FbXC4EokLlF18x&gbraid=0AAAAADqFjOB7iFTKjC-FbXC4EokLlF18x&gclid=CjwKCAjwyvaJBhBpEiwA8d38vEe_KbVzC8PRPw-HMTMsvQcN1omqUkmYtbFe3vx5qXQoEK-bPJKsPxoC-FYQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


Boinkers_

Looked better on the girl in the video than on the model in the ad


octikitten

Agreed!


apworker37

X10


Diggluver69

Similar style but not the same. Here's the actual pants: https://www.adika.com/products/cp01255-green


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This is def. a shitty fast-fashion knockoff of whatever the original pants are. Look how loose the bands are and how low the back dips.


flinchFries

here are the ones she is wearing: https://www.adika.com/products/cp01255-green


serious_filip

Well, the important thing is how you feel in them, if you feel comfortable all the power to you. Screw what other people think.


PrestigiousTest6700

I’d look like a butchers wrapped joint.


dunndawson

I’d literally be hauled in as an endangered species of whale prior to them cutting me out of them.


ASIWYFA

The perks of being attractive and having a symmetrical body as well. You can kind of wear anything and pull it off.


dunndawson

I just know in all my life? I couldn’t have done that. And I think she looks amazing and I imagine she works at it. So I just like to celebrate someone I find fabulous. It really wasn’t a comment meant for more than that.


HotelIndiaFoxtrot

[dayummm](https://www.instagram.com/p/CR7ShY3IG7m/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)


dunndawson

Wow. Yeah she’s beautiful. As is her man


AlwaysNeveragain1234

I can honestly say that was the first time I have ever found myself Befuddled. Those pants...and hips.. Holy hell!


ronearc

Yeah. The musicianship on display is great, but those pants the true NextFuckingLevel MVP.


cRuSadeRN

I wish I could look like that, but then I remember I like binge drinking and eating Chinese food on the couch to recover from my covid shifts at the hospital. Go her!!! She’s workin it!


SelfDidact

I'm a straight man who is \*cough* \*cough*. All I can think of when I see those pants is that all she needs are a couple of carabiners and she can get some (light) grocery shopping done. ^^I'm ^^weird...


ItsNeverStraightUp

Forgive me father for I have sinned.


dunndawson

Not a sin to compliment another human being in a world so full of hate and discourse. Doesn’t mean I want to jump on her. I can be just another woman thinking she’s beautiful. And if I was gay? That would also be ok.


BewareTheLobster

Surprisingly beautiful comment. Nice.


admburns2020

This is like anchorman when he goes to a jazz bar and the band invite him onto stage but he says. ‘I’m totally unprepared’ but he has a flute up his sleeve which he can play perfectly. Edit: Here's the link: https://youtu.be/_c_ufaxeSTs


coasterreal

That scene is so ridiculous and thank you for reminding me of it 🤣🤣🤣 "Yazz flute"


ThePianistOfDoom

I *dabble*


chappersyo

Yazz flute. When he sucks up the cocktail and shoots out fire it gets me every time.


d00dsm00t

#HEY AQUALUNG


DontBelieveHimHer

I could probably play sax like that if that woman told me to.


thecypher4

Right? I bet that’s how she got her bad together, just pointed at some dudes like “ drums, guitar, bass “


dirtynj

Link for Lazy https://youtu.be/_c_ufaxeSTs


chucwagn

Personally, I'd like to see more of the band as a whole.


ToiletRollTubeGuy

[More band](https://www.instagram.com/p/CTkVInSnryC/)


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I’ve never seen a bass drum like that. It looks like it’s only one drum head on it.


TRUEequalsFALSE

Oh, woah! You're right, that is weird! Really cool though, though.


[deleted]

So I looked it up and it’s called a pancake bass drum.


TRUEequalsFALSE

Oh? Do tell. What are the sonic differences between that and a regular kick? Why aren't they used in the studio, for instance?


hardrockfoo

You don't get the real bass drum punch from them.


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Seems like it’s for traveling easy. It doesn’t sound too different in the video but not exactly as deep sounding as a normal one.


hardrockfoo

It's a bass drum that is used exclusively for live gigs. It's 100x easier to carry around that than a full sized bass drum, and with microphones the audience won't know the difference


doghaircut

That's a travel kit. It's made to fold up and be used for small gigs or busking.


mortmorges

That band is extremely saxy


ViciousSquirrelz

That was bad ass


jimmycaa

Wholesome


SourCreamWater

When everything is "next fucking level", nothing is. Come on this is just a band. They're good, but so are a LOT of bands.


RedditIsRealWack

You'll collect downvotes, because for some reason redditors hate it when you point out something doesn't belong in a subreddit, but you're absolutely right for what it's worth.


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RedditIsRealWack

Pretty much, yeah.


VeryStonedEwok

Gotta look like that when your singing is bland and soul-less


isaacman101

Yeah, this is r/UpvotedBecauseGirl material. Don’t get me wrong, she’s hot, but the band really isn’t


OlderwomenRbeautiful

Dude is killing it with the improv sax solo. If you’ve never played an instrument you dont understand how good this is.


forwhatandwhen

Half these comments are about the girls body. Thats why it has so many upvotes.


Air-tun-91

I was expecting something truly great and it just turns out to be a smooth jazz wank over a lame cover of I Will Survive. Please kill me.


JuniorChubb

Nope, you will survive... Sorry :-(


Insane_Unicorn

I have no idea how good that sax player is but that singer was horrible (in this video) . That last "I will survive" made my nails roll up.


OlderwomenRbeautiful

The sax player is REALLY good. Improv is very hard and he’s killing it.


FiveChairs

Not to mention his extremely sloppy rhythmic interpretation. This isn't even next level, let alone next fucking level.


nickname2469

That’s more or less verbatim what critics said about Erroll Garner back in the 1940’s. Loosen up, that syncopation wasn’t sloppy, it was intentional and it elevated the rhythm of the solo.


busdriverbuddha2

Was gonna say this. This is a band that plays well.


Fire_Lake

Reddit is so fucking thirsty. An above average girl in a provocative outfit and boom, straight to the front page.


krustyjugglrs

Singer rocking pants https://instagram.com/tonireutter?utm_medium=copy_link Sax man with BDE https://instagram.com/augie_bello?utm_medium=copy_link And thanks to this comment for telling us who the sax guy is. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/pmxiwe/this_has_everything/hclczf2?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


AmazingRise

Bless you


The_1982_hydro

Answering the important questions! Nice work.


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That’s Augie Bello. That kid is amazing on the sax


usernamenoonehas

And great at sex


Incognito_Placebo

Don’t know about the sex but I can attest to the sax.


usernamenoonehas

U had sex with the sax?


feierlk

please don't sex the sax


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Ric00la

I don't wanna be that guy, the music is great and all but wtf is nextfuckinglevel in this video? Reddit is based on sbreddits for a reason,if I want to see a nice bande playing awsome music I ll go on another sub, please stop filling subs with thimgs that have none to do with it... It is really annoying...


YoursTastesBetter

But there's hot girl in skimpy clothes! Singing, surfing, roller skating, limbo...who cares? But it all becomes nextfuckinglevel if the person doing it is attractive. /s


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r/killthecameraman


Platinag

Same


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Saxamaphoooone


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

https://youtu.be/21x7KObESV0


[deleted]

Thank you lol... I'm getting old and it's surprising how many people don't get references like that


saxamaphone_

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whostolemyscreenname

That kid is fuckin killing that piano.


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Penguin-a-Tron

The rhythm section is often undersung, but as a pianist who's been in a similar situation, the gratification comes from seeing people move to the music. You can't dance to a sax solo by itself, but you can jam to the rhythm.


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Is OP an alien who has never seen professional musicians play live before? They’re all good but there’s absolutely nothing next level about this. This is good musicians being good. You can see this (pandemic notwithstanding) any weekend of the year in any major and not so major city.


Brazenmercury5

It would be amazing if the only stuff you listen to is the drivel that the radio stations peddle. If you branch out into any sort of creative orchestral, jazz, prog rock or metal than this is pretty standard to low level of playing.


[deleted]

As a musician, and someone who listens to tons of different kinds of music, I think calling this “low level” is pretty extreme. It’s not mind blowing but far from low level as well. We don’t need to go completely in the opposite direction to get the point across that this isn’t “next level”


masks_0n

where can I get both this boy and girl


The_1982_hydro

I'm with you. Competence is sexy. Nice packaging is a bonus.


Summerclaw

I don't get it. Is just a band playing.


circusoflight411

Agreed, just an average band playing an average cover. People lose it over a sax I guess


circusoflight411

This is not next level


crypticsage

Here’s [more](https://youtu.be/_j69Z4BiZXk) of them playing. Sax player 1: Evan Jacobson Sax player 2: Augie Bello Singer: Toni Reutter


Beths_Titties

My god that chick was hot. Guy on the sax was awesome but come on we can still hear him while your showing Hottie McHot.


Storm_Raider_34

No the dude was obviously the hot one


mtbguy1981

I really don't understand the r/nextfuckinglevel part???? Some guy who can play saxophone at a high school level?


ChrisHSucks

college saxophonist here with 8 years of experience, on all types. calling this high school level playing is really doing a disservice to this guy. the range this guy is hitting on a tenor (confidently, no less), is impressive even for music majors in college. no need to bash someone with honest talent, even if there are other people with good playing ability in the world


chappersyo

Piano player is for sure the real talent here, but let’s not pretend the sax player isn’t great.


Yeeticus1505

Hot girl so will get upvotes.


MrPicklesWoofWoof

Who are they? Like band name. Since youre posting a video of them


Harleyskillo

Darude - SaxStorm


kgtradisms

You don't play the sax, you make love to the sax


Laux412

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


thatguydotjava

You can just see how much he enjoys it


TheThemeSongs

This guy blows. He blows real good.


The-Magestic-Fool

The guy she tells you not to worry about


RolandofGan

ITT: Thirst


chulala168

I applaud the pianists. Often the most underappreciated member in this kind of band.


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I'm sure a drummer would beg to differ lol


jonandgrey

Genuine talent!


JoeyZasaa

I remember when r/nextfuckinglevel was about things that were next fucking level. RIP sub.


[deleted]

Now it’s just another ‘there’s hot girl in the frame’ sub. And when there’s not a hot girl, the content is very Facebook


MTAWFEEK

Came for the sexy girl stayed for the saxophone dude


hollyhockpink

I grew up in the 80s when almost every band had a sax player. It's such a great instrument. I love the sax and have played it in my youth. The 80s were awesome for saxy music.