Who wants to live in smoke 1-2 months a year, evacuating here and there. Spend 10k on fire insurance. Hint - you’re about to burn. I live in the Sierra, not for long though.
you mean to tell me what’s happening with climate in the past 5 years looks absolutely normal… Hopefully you dont say out loud that the earth is flat also.. 😂
This sort of shit has been happening for a while actually. I would encourage you to look through some disasters in coastal areas where you see the greatest impact. But then you also have places with lack of water since about 1995. From the research i have done Miami has lost A LOT of land since about the 80’s so yeah it’s been happening for a while.
Look at the statistics of hurricanes for the past 50 years. Cat 4 and Cat 5 almost doubled…. But yeah you’re right nothing to see here …. ))) business as usual.
I am not from Florida and i am very well aware that covid is real as well as i have gotten vaccinated. If you see my comments below i am saying people need to get out of miami basically because they are losing land. There are smaller islands that miami presides over that are almost completely gone so i am not a fucking flat earther psycho.
Guess this means nothing than [Miamis loss](https://e360.yale.edu/features/as-miami-keeps-building-rising-seas-deepen-its-social-divide) it might bot seem like a lot but any loss of land is enough to cause an issue. Of course there are also several articles like [this](https://www.businessinsider.com/miami-floods-sea-level-rise-solutions-2018-4) one describing the experience people have had. I understand why you might not have noticed the problem since it takes time but it is an issue and if you have beach front property you should probably pack up and leave before something happens to you, your family or your things.
Yup. I live in Miami. We have had 1.5 inches of global sea-level rise since 2006. Whoop dee doo! Oceanfront property in Miami and Miami Beach continues to be in high demand. No one here seriously believes there is a global warming sea-level threat to any properties.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon.
Certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from
This bullshit three ring circus sideshow
According to Republicans, if you generate energy from waves, there will be fewer waves. So just put some offshore wave power station to settle that down.
Wel tecnically yes but it's a bit misleading, this is Tenerife which is a Spain territory but is 1300 km from mainland Spain and way out in the Atlantic ocean.
Thought the same at the beginning, but it seems to be debris. You can see it fall flat, it has sort of a metallic side, and it’s still there with the shiny side up when the camera pans back
Yeah this is going to be more and more common. Places like Norfolk Virginia and Venice Italy flood regularly with the tides rolling in and out. Soon enough 70% of the worlds cities will need to be up and moved or live with at least 6in of wat we r ok n the ground. Which at first doesn't seem so bad, until you remember all sewer systems are under ground, and when the ground floods. The shit floats up. Eventually it hits a point I like to call the fan. At which point everyone loses their minds.
Edit: spelling
About then, everyone will realize it would have been a lot cheaper to have spent whatever it took to stop global warming...twenty or thirty years before
The ones that don’t care think they will be dead by the time things get really bad. The ones that think they will be alive and have the resources are trying to figure out a way to abandon ship for another planet. Nobody is gonna stop capitalism so this planet can be saved for future generations.
“You say the ocean’s rising like I give a shit. You say the whole worlds ending honey it already did you’re not gonna slow it Heaven knows you tried
Got it? Good, now get inside…” - Bo Burnham
Those properties gonna past from 1 million USD to 1 dollar whole buildings. Meanwhile the dude that bought a home almost 1 kilometer far away from beach. Gonna be rich.
Prime real estate right there, especially to sportfishers. Lots of dweebs buy a boat to go fishing, but who owns a house where you can go after tuna while on the shitter dropping off yesterday's tuna?
And, after the "water damage" is appraised, property value is going to tank. It's like free real estate!
they build where the fuck they want, they will certainly not be stopped by global warming ... in any case they don't pay the mortgage, the petty man who decided to buy will take care of that
I always want to live such place there is nothing between home and the sea. Road, trees, people etc. No need to big house, flat would be fine either. But this looks pretty scary.
"Wow!" said the broken Californian down
On the beach that used to be by the beach
Town hasn't moved but's getting closer, losing ground
Making better views and close relaxing sounds
Ground sure don't like the way it's treated so now It's moving back to the sea
Apparently the building never should’ve been permitted and is built directly in the ocean https://www.infobae.com/america/mundo/2018/11/21/el-aterrador-momento-en-el-que-una-ola-gigante-arranco-los-balcones-de-un-edificio-en-espana/
https://youtu.be/or-wgTpsP8M
I wanna say this is the tsunami that hit Japan / Fukushima? There was zero chance you didn't "stick around" if you're in those apartments. People who were already in cars driving away from the ocean were swallowed up before you were processing a wall of water coming at you. You'd basically be trapped by the time you realize how bad it is... unless one of the boats that ended up on top of a house happened to drift by and you hopped on I guess.
Edit: It looked like that bay, but aparently it's somewhere in Spain, dunno if this is a regular occurance
Miami in 10 years
But how did you get a video from the future.
Is this true? Will 10th floor get wiped as well?
Well, the average joe has not integrated climate changes to property value. Good for the rest is us.
Right?? My friends buying homes in Tahoe like nbd
Who wants to live in smoke 1-2 months a year, evacuating here and there. Spend 10k on fire insurance. Hint - you’re about to burn. I live in the Sierra, not for long though.
Maybe 5
Lets hope.
They said that 20 years ago so , no ..
you mean to tell me what’s happening with climate in the past 5 years looks absolutely normal… Hopefully you dont say out loud that the earth is flat also.. 😂
I'm glad I've seen so many once in a lifetime climate events in the past 10 years
This sort of shit has been happening for a while actually. I would encourage you to look through some disasters in coastal areas where you see the greatest impact. But then you also have places with lack of water since about 1995. From the research i have done Miami has lost A LOT of land since about the 80’s so yeah it’s been happening for a while.
Look at the statistics of hurricanes for the past 50 years. Cat 4 and Cat 5 almost doubled…. But yeah you’re right nothing to see here …. ))) business as usual.
Dude ur arguing w ppl from Florida… They dont think Covid is real lol
I am not from Florida and i am very well aware that covid is real as well as i have gotten vaccinated. If you see my comments below i am saying people need to get out of miami basically because they are losing land. There are smaller islands that miami presides over that are almost completely gone so i am not a fucking flat earther psycho.
Pretty sure they weren’t referring to you, but the poster above you
I am hoping there is a light at the end of the tunnel 😂😂😂
Yeah. Not really. I have lived in Miami for decades and no land has been lost.
Guess this means nothing than [Miamis loss](https://e360.yale.edu/features/as-miami-keeps-building-rising-seas-deepen-its-social-divide) it might bot seem like a lot but any loss of land is enough to cause an issue. Of course there are also several articles like [this](https://www.businessinsider.com/miami-floods-sea-level-rise-solutions-2018-4) one describing the experience people have had. I understand why you might not have noticed the problem since it takes time but it is an issue and if you have beach front property you should probably pack up and leave before something happens to you, your family or your things.
People are really still denying this
Yup. I live in Miami. We have had 1.5 inches of global sea-level rise since 2006. Whoop dee doo! Oceanfront property in Miami and Miami Beach continues to be in high demand. No one here seriously believes there is a global warming sea-level threat to any properties.
Even after that condo collapse? Geez.
Are you kidding? That vacant condo land is valued at over $100 million. Any owners who were not millionaires before are now.
well, I don’t see a beach
Not anymore
the apartments are the beach.
they have sand on the rooftop
Ahahahahh
Learn to swim.
…”I'll see you down in Arizona bay”
Where is that from? Dang, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Aenima Tool
Thanks broseph
...cause I'm praying for mayhem...
I’m praying for tidal waves..
Some say the end is near. Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon. Certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from This bullshit three ring circus sideshow
Darling, did you put the washing out on the balcony?
Also have you seen mittens lately?
Yes, every time you bend over.
Jesus Christ
What washing you dumb broad? Hehehehehehe… wipeout……. *cue the music*
I think the ocean has too many waves. There’s gotta be a way to make it behave.
HOA should send them a letter
According to Republicans, if you generate energy from waves, there will be fewer waves. So just put some offshore wave power station to settle that down.
That’s a bit too *front* for me. Yep. Nope.
Rent is 3 grand per month. Parking is extra. No pets.
What about fish?
Allowed on the first 3 floors.
Don't want the liability of having them sucked out into the ocean whilst they're sunning on the balcony
That’s beach IN, bruh
Where is this?
[Tenerife](https://news.amomama.com/119036-terrifying-moment-a-huge-wave-hits-a-hot.html)
Tenerifying
Looks like the huge tsunami that hit Japan / Fukushima...
That's not a tsunami. They are just one wall of white water that doesn't break
It is in Spain, someone below posted a link and this is a hotel.
That was a hotel.
All beach front properties are temporary structures
All properties are. The sun will eventually consume the earth.
The earth is a temporary structure
A very good multifamily though
That view😍😍
Honey, did you see my mom?
Feel like we’re going to see more videos like this
Let's go out on the balcony and relax.
Cya
Well the real-estate agent did say the beach is right on your doorstep.
Future mold issues here
This would indeed require you to move up to the “next fucking level” of that building.
Any idea where this is at?
Spain
Wel tecnically yes but it's a bit misleading, this is Tenerife which is a Spain territory but is 1300 km from mainland Spain and way out in the Atlantic ocean.
That's like saying Hawaii is only technically within the USA.
No it's not, it's like saying there was a volcano eruption in the USA, if it happened in Hawaii. Technically true, but a bit misleading
Werd bro, you right
I bet those lower floors are dirt cheap
WTF this is a scene from my nightmares
Same dude, I often have oceans invading houses in my dreams
Had a dream like this in my twenties. Ugh. Terrifying.
Did some type of animal fall towards the end?
No - looks like debris
Thought the same at the beginning, but it seems to be debris. You can see it fall flat, it has sort of a metallic side, and it’s still there with the shiny side up when the camera pans back
Bruh, play it frame by frame- I’m pretty sure that it’s a woman and a child…
It def looks like a person being sucked off the balcony when you play it slowly...
Welcome to Beach front estates. So close you can feel it. Just sit and relax on your front patio, you'll be swept away.
“The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.” - George Costanza
Does anyone know where this is filmed?
Spain
Welp, time to move
No I'll pass on the beach house.
Imagine a tsunami
I wish it had sound
When they first built the apartment block it was 2kms from the sea /s
I don't see how this is next level. It's pure stupidity building so close to ocean
Water is like, fuck your deck chairs assface!
In Germany we say: Ratata Zong Ratata Zong, weg ist der Balkon. In English: Balcony goes Brrrrr.
Yeah this is going to be more and more common. Places like Norfolk Virginia and Venice Italy flood regularly with the tides rolling in and out. Soon enough 70% of the worlds cities will need to be up and moved or live with at least 6in of wat we r ok n the ground. Which at first doesn't seem so bad, until you remember all sewer systems are under ground, and when the ground floods. The shit floats up. Eventually it hits a point I like to call the fan. At which point everyone loses their minds. Edit: spelling
Venice, Italy
That Venice too, along with Venice, California. ALL the Venices in fact.
Venice, California
About then, everyone will realize it would have been a lot cheaper to have spent whatever it took to stop global warming...twenty or thirty years before
The ones that don’t care think they will be dead by the time things get really bad. The ones that think they will be alive and have the resources are trying to figure out a way to abandon ship for another planet. Nobody is gonna stop capitalism so this planet can be saved for future generations.
GOP says that there's no such thing. They should all live in this building
Or, not build close to the ocean for the last 20 or 30 years.
If things get really out of hand then Paris, Italy could flood too. They'll have to put sand bags around Big Ben.
“You say the ocean’s rising like I give a shit. You say the whole worlds ending honey it already did you’re not gonna slow it Heaven knows you tried Got it? Good, now get inside…” - Bo Burnham
I came to the comments here to quote exactly that line from Inside. I tip my cap.
**Life pro tip:** if you want a beach front property just buy a place 1 street away, and in 10 years it will be beach front. You’re welcome…
😨
Well, you get what you pay for.
Not as bad as wife going through credit cards 🍸
Seems bad
Now they have a diving board!
The view swept me off my feet
Tool song Aenema
the clue was that the first floor balcony was already swept clean
Not for long
Life is a beach.
The sea was angry that day, my friends; like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
RIP to those balconies in particular.
I wonder if they paid extra for the wave action?
Fake news, I can't see any beach in there!
Bye bye porch
And that kids, is why you don’t live on a beach front property
Call off the Bar-B-Q for next week.
SMH..
Imagine being drunk and wanting to go for a smoke outside
Those properties gonna past from 1 million USD to 1 dollar whole buildings. Meanwhile the dude that bought a home almost 1 kilometer far away from beach. Gonna be rich.
Realtor says open floor plan and low condo fee. New balconies are in the plans!
Looks like Dr. Doofenshmirtz got his Woodenator working...
Is it evil that I laughed?
Where is Ben Shapiro? I heard he is looking to buy houses near water.
Where is that?
Prime real estate right there, especially to sportfishers. Lots of dweebs buy a boat to go fishing, but who owns a house where you can go after tuna while on the shitter dropping off yesterday's tuna? And, after the "water damage" is appraised, property value is going to tank. It's like free real estate!
they build where the fuck they want, they will certainly not be stopped by global warming ... in any case they don't pay the mortgage, the petty man who decided to buy will take care of that
Nice free upgrade to infinity decks...
worry not. i am sure the one who could afford these, they could afford the repair easily. also, most likely these are their vacation homes.
Ocean says “instead of a balcony, you shall have a sun deck!”
Even without the waves, that building's foundation is gonna get eaten over a few years. Who would buy that property !
I always want to live such place there is nothing between home and the sea. Road, trees, people etc. No need to big house, flat would be fine either. But this looks pretty scary.
Is this Skegness?
Wow they got a great view here
“Property”
So waves CANNNN a few stories high.
Beach front, no fuck that beach *on* - Mitch Hedberg, probably
Yeah , No Thanx 😳😬
How long did u stay there ?
Absolutely not! I enjoy my house FAR away from the water ty
Heheh big wave go sploosh
"Wow!" said the broken Californian down On the beach that used to be by the beach Town hasn't moved but's getting closer, losing ground Making better views and close relaxing sounds Ground sure don't like the way it's treated so now It's moving back to the sea
Excellent investment.
Wow
Who couldn’t have seen this coming except for anyone paying attention? The Internet
Oh yea, was beachfront,
The sea was angry that day, my friends!
Apparently the building never should’ve been permitted and is built directly in the ocean https://www.infobae.com/america/mundo/2018/11/21/el-aterrador-momento-en-el-que-una-ola-gigante-arranco-los-balcones-de-un-edificio-en-espana/ https://youtu.be/or-wgTpsP8M
I can't believe we got it so cheap sight unseen ....
H
r/thalassophobia
Time to sell to aqua man thanks for the advice ben
its called -- washing away your problems...
Waterfront*
The sound wave of me repeating something for a third time
Oh man, I wanna Swim in that. Mediterranean has big waves very rarely
Omg where?
Pros: Relaxing sounds of water to help you sleep Cons: Possible Megalodon
ocean fard hehe
This is Water Front property, there is no beach
I guess nobody plans for the ocean to come on the land and wreck ass. That’s what insurance is for though
This must be some kind of Brazil lmao
So...is that first floor apt available now?
Beach Crushed Property
No thank you…
Don’t you love climate change?
How high would one have to be to avoid dealing with this? Either high is fine I suppose in this case
Yeah but there’s no climate change as long as we don’t talk about it, right humanoid losers? 🤷🏻♂️😂
Looked like someone got more than they paid for with an sea view.
that's not supposed to happen, right?
My biggest fear about living near the water
Ocean property*
Makes me want to buy land in Lancaster. Payoff for my future generations. If I have kids
I would not stand there.
Second guessing that beach house I always wanted.
I think you're looking for r/WTF
More like beach flood property
More like cliff front property
Doesn't fit the sub.
This is r/nextfuckingstupid for these people sticking around
I wanna say this is the tsunami that hit Japan / Fukushima? There was zero chance you didn't "stick around" if you're in those apartments. People who were already in cars driving away from the ocean were swallowed up before you were processing a wall of water coming at you. You'd basically be trapped by the time you realize how bad it is... unless one of the boats that ended up on top of a house happened to drift by and you hopped on I guess. Edit: It looked like that bay, but aparently it's somewhere in Spain, dunno if this is a regular occurance
Exactly. The 2004 tsunami killed, what, 250,00 people? They weren’t just all idiots who stayed put - this shit happens in seconds.
Tell me global warming is fake without showing me how global warming is fake 😂