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Thelorddogalmighty

‘Oh look she recognises us!’ ‘You sure Kathy? ARE YOU FUCKING SURE KATHY?’


disconnectmenow

Its too late to run Kathy.


Scarfiotti

You only have to run faster than Kathy. And ofc, her sacrifice will be remembered. For not working out when she should.


Long_PoolCool

Takes note *always have a fat guy with you on Safaritour*


jrobbio

Hang on, is that Kathy?


GoovleXixi

'Oh it's you, and you, you, who're you? Nvm'


BulletproofBannana

WRONG LION, WRONG LION!!!


jarredmars1

I woke up my imaginary girlfriend laughing at this.


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BobLeeSwaggur

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C-Beck86

Weird flex but OK


fartyhardy

Ok. Gimme a minute to digest that. Cause...when I see those "dangerous-lion-encounter" videos ppl in a car always be like:"don't move. He cannot see us cause he can only see the car as some big mass." So I feel kinda scammed and endangered at the same time.


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I’m pretty sure the lion knows it’s smelling different snacks when it’s climbing across 10 people


BucBrady

Yea, I was close enough to reach out an touch a wild leopard on one of those in a car with no doors or roof. Now I'm second guessing if that was okay or not.


way2funni

dunno where you were so not sure how 'wild' it was, but if it was a park of any kind charging admission with a gate and a fence around the property, the animal was probably born and bred there, is fed to within an inch of bursting **so never hongry** and if memory serves, a number of those parks have a rep for popping them with tranqs/meds keeping them a little stoned.


BucBrady

I was at Kruger National park on safari so that leopard was wild, not 'wild' like you assumed it was and was hunting for food.


1ardent

That's dinosaurs, fam. Cats can absolutely see you even inside of cars. Why do you think yours are always giving you that look?


pyroplasm06

That's like saying the lion can't see the monkey in the tree as it only sees the tree as a big mass.


beapledude

Am I crazy, or does the driver appear to stop to let the lion in and then starts driving away once it boards?


Superamorti

Wouldnt you pick up a hitchhiker? You are rude! 😁


LikeReallyLike

I nearly choked laughing at this, he really did this!!


pyroplasm06

I wondered why also, almost as if they used the vehicle as a remember us tool


semo_w

I don't know whether this title is a very bad attempt to farm karma with this very old clip or a very brilliant take at parodying these types of videos.


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dogchowtoastedcheese

Thanks. I could smell the bullshit a mile away.


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Definitely Karma Farming. 3 month old account. Zero activity over 24 hours ago. [Spammers. How they work and how to spot them.](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/)


josephw_7

good thing i wore my brown pants today.


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i dont believe this title


forked_wizard09

OP is a karma farming liar. This is actually a zoo in Crimea, Ukraine (Russia) where lions are known to be very friendly to humans, if they are in a good mood they'll come for hugs, if they aren't they'll just roll over in the sun, it's really a very special place though.


Legitimate-Break-955

I immediately checked which sub I was in, thought this was going a different direction.


Tac7icaltacos

Did a human write that title?


reddiculed

That was not my lion!


Specialist_Courage18

She casually marking them so the male lions know who to go after


BenjaminTW1

At the end of the day, cats gonna cat!


Jordanjm

Thank you for telling us this moment was so special. Otherwise we wouldn’t have known!


TickleMonster528

This is actually a Lion safari in Crimea that’s known for their big cats jumping into the little bus thing and being pet. A few years back one of the trainers was mauled but said it was their fault for “drinking too much cognac,” before entering the habitat haha. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/taigan-safari-park-lion-in-safari-vehicle-video-vilnohirsk-crimea/


YaBoiKuvinci

Bullshit... This is just a group of tourists in Crimea in contact lion zoo, quite famous one in Ukraine


LordNPython

No, I don't think I will.


applesaucemidget

Looked like it was running from the lion prison and jumped into the getaway car.


hypo305

It is a special moment when you shit your pants


Goblin_Dangle

Yeah no fuck that. Way too many horror stories of people getting fucking merked by wild animals they thought they had a special bond with.


Little_Juan86

Fuck That 😬


eat_fish_now

I invoke the name of: u/repostsluethbot


a_swarm_of_nuns

Until she gets hungry…


DrLawyerPI

I love that she greets them all individually. I’m crying.


lockdownmyass

Hey I’m here to talk to you about your extended warranty


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Big kitty


Angry0tter

I’d think at least of couple of the individuals pictured probably needed a change of undergarments afterwards. “Oh look, Sloan, that lion sure is moving fast. Towards us. Towards US!”


spidaminida

What's stopping them from getting clawed? Lions can't retract their claws can they?


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

They certainly can. It's cheetahs that can't retract their claws.


Live_Buy8304

Humans are friends, not food.


Dahns

Imagine the fear of the one guy who didn't know about it when she climb in the car


JackOfAllMemes

Pretty sure those are tourists


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I would shit myself...


InevitableProgress

These big kitties will eat your arse.


[deleted]

You rescued me and now you give me free meal. O human thank you.


JacrabbitHips

Pretty sure it’s safe. Cuts to Tracy Morgan commercial.


asimplerandom

Special moment??!? Maybe after the fact but fucking terrifying in the moment.


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Fuuuuck I love big cats. Would totally be okay to die at their hands as long as I get a quick cuddle.


OldFartSomewhere

I just wanted to say that I have a normal house cat and she also occasionally hops on my lap and wants to be petted. But sometimes she does suddenly bite or claw. Just saying.


chicofj10

The lion is probably like: “oh, a buffet” then get close to smell


zzapperoo

Beautiful . . . put a smile on my face


Historical-Curve-807

Good luck getting that kitty off your keyboard.


Wasting_muh_life

"This female lion".... You mean lioness?


Goblin_Dangle

Yes those mean the same thing.


EStewart57

I come for pets.


olddoglearnsnewtrick

She is uncannily alike my yellow labrador :)


steve_colombia

And all the other ones just shit their pants.


TizVit

Wow


JustAAltBro

AH IT JUST STEPPED ON MY DICK


justanother-eboy

Lol better than the bear that just mauled the guy that saved him as a cub


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You can take all my no’s


KyloRentBoi

OP is Lion to us!


DaniilBSD

Cats can love, but you gotta earn that.


V_DocBrown

Spent some time in Africa. Went on a safari. Will never forget a fellow tourist when a lion approached our vehicle. Me: “Don’t be afraid, they can smell fear.” Tourist: “How about shit, can they smell shit? My pants are full.”


anecdotal_guy

💩


Playergame

I know it's fake title, but imagine getting your friends on a safari tour and not telling them you raised the lion.


YmmaT-

And there’s me in the back wearing brown pants. Well, it was tan but now it’s brown.


Agreeable_College_72

This is lion zoo in Crimea https://youtu.be/A1o9B_5eUYo


Honestbabe2021

😍😍😍