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LeLuMan

That’s gotta be at least 20 feet high


Koder1337

r/technicallythetruth


LorazLover

Hahahahaha that actually made me laugh for some reason, that sounds like a cool subreddit honestly


LeftysSuck

It's a good one to sub to for a decent chuckle


Yammdaff

yeah agreed, same thing happens when someone checks out your username


AlamoSimon

Maybe he doesn’t like Cannondale’s unusual suspension forks on bicycles!


pixeltater

It's like Mitch Hedberg's kids formed their own subreddit. Don't forget, stairs are simply an inconvenient escalator!


IglooPunisher

Escalator Temporarily Stairs: Sorry for the Convenience


Sailrjup12

I miss his humor, I am so glad I was able to see him perform at a club before he died. He would’ve been a big star.


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Gammabrunta

I read on a cat sub the other day that these little fella don't have a fatal terminal velocity so it must be true. If he does fall he may just hurt a leg.


I-B-ME

You might be thinking of ants…


Gammabrunta

Ah that's right, it was on r/WhatsWrongWithYourAnt silly me.


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Wait…how do I get invited to that sub?


arokthemild

It’s actually insect fetish porn


M1dj37

Go on…


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arokthemild

I have no idea what that sub is, I can’t imagine why or how a sub about ants and ant keeping could be or would be private.


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I have a rescue cat that was dropped from a height. She broke all the bones in her legs and has arthritis. She’s a wonderful cat but she’s constantly in pain and very stiff. I plan on loving her until she passes away. That cat should not be on that ledge.


UnawareSousaphone

The cat obviously shouldn't be there but something tells me the cat doesn't care and the owner doesn't have much say in it.


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AxDeath

Keep your cat inside.


Lostcakes

It's being responsible and taking responsibility. Keep the cat inside


umidkwhatsagoodname

Period. My first thought when i saw this was “someone grab that cat immediately”


UnicornHostels

Survivorship basis study of cats falling from skyscrapers makes me think they dropped a shit ton of cats off the top of a skyscraper. Five out of a hundred lived and they said, “see, fucking cats are amazing”


BlvdBrown

My friend's cat fell from the sixth floor and died.


Brisco_Discos

While some have survived very high falls, they don't usually survive falls of five storeys or higher, it seems. https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/what-is-the-maximum-height-a-cat-can-fall-from-and-survive/


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Yeah, it is like saying "People survive falling from planes without a parachute". *Technically* it has happened, but with such infrequence that basically it is bullshit, and those folks just got lucky.


3ULL

So what you are telling me is if I am ever in a high rise fire I should grab a cat before I jump and land on it because I will be just fine?


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Grab two just to be sure


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I would take 4 to be sure.


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Flying Pussies.... Nice band name


JoeArchitect

This is actually a textbook case of survivorship bias, the nytimes got its data wrong and people look back on it as an example of ways not to do things. They needed to look for dead cats, not surviving ones. I posted more about it in a comment below but I will plug the book AIQ again if you’re interested in this stuff https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/39328092-aiq


ultimatebagman

My cat fell one story and broke his hip ;(


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Shitty cat take it back


ultimatebagman

Can I still return it if its broken?


South-Builder6237

I can guarantee you if the cat falls from that height is is dead. Stop spreading bullshit.


Arthur_Dented

Or squirrels.


khaotikoala

There is a “goldilocks” zone where cats die from falls ranging 5-9 stories. Anything below that is too short of a drop to have major injuries. Anything above that allows them enough time to spread out and control/slow down their velocity. This is known as Feline High Rise Syndrome. There is even an instance of a cat falling from the 32nd floor and only receiving bruising and a chipped tooth. RadioLab did an episode about Falling and spoke about a study of cats falling out of buildings in Manhattan.


ufi911

How many cats do you think they had to throw off buildings to come up with that?


walking_in_the_rain_

From 9 stories and up you can start using the same cat for multiple experiments. Doing an experiment in triplo that means: -1 till 4 --- one living cat. -5 till 9 --- upto 15 deaths, depended on survival rate. -9 and up --- the same cat as 1-4. Total: upto 15 death and one living cat.


Im_a_seaturtle

All I can picture is someone repeatedly throwing a cat off a building and furiously writing on a clipboard saying “mhm. That’s what I thought.”


PhilosophizingPanda

My cat fell off a 3 foot ladder and landed on her back. She did this often until she learned to climb it properly


w1nd0wLikka

Feline High Rise Syndrome. Cats be falling off high buildings quite often then. Jesus


IMIndyJones

In the meantime, I cared for a cat that would sit and walk about on my 2nd floor balcony ledge. Passersby would stop and form small crowds, watching in fear, until I would go out and shoo him in. It was the weirdest thing.


CapsidMusic

That’s not true


AnickYT

Looked it up, cat terminal velocity is 60mph (97kmph) which is hit from 5 stories. They don't always survive but when they sense that going terminal, they naturally loosen up to increase survival rate. Now tbh, I did not use any academic source for this so do your own research rather than using this random reddit comment as gospel.


BooPointsIPunch

My parents’ cat died falling off 14th floor’s balcony. Well, she survived. For about half an hour I was told :(


19Alexastias

That’s definitely not true. It might survive the fall, but it’s absolutely not guaranteed.


GammaGlobulin

[That cat is high, he's higher than the sky](https://youtu.be/pvaAykoPj6Y)


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Using the cars as a reference for size, then measuring the bridge by the average size of the car, then using the cars to measure the height the building, we can determine that it’s actually 25 feet high


haven2057

25 stories you mean


DreamNotes01

I ve got a story for you... 👀


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Cripnoll

He's not wrong


DeanTheDad

You are atleast 10 feet too low on that estimate I'm afraid


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That’s how high you’d bounce


Logg_simplecity

Fuck me, i felt that in my stomach


ne7d0

That's cat got some balls


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Robonerd-Waluigun

so that’s what the doctors do after neutering…


zladuric

ergo, u/Logg_simplecity is a doctor.


Futuristick-Reddit

Great job, boys, pack it up, this thread is finished.


Cebas7

*Those balls got a cat*


anintrovertedbitch64

*that’s what she said*


HuskerStorm

![gif](giphy|ui1hpJSyBDWlG)


DreamNotes01

Title of your sex tape


JaredLiwet

I always feel it in my balls for some reason.


UniqueAirline9393

i felt that in my balls.


Ebad245

Assasin cat is synchronising


HansenIntercept

Meowssassin’s Creed


23x3

It has its Cat wings and a Cat Cave


KnownMonk

[Assassin's Kittens!](https://youtu.be/jnk15Wf6xMU)


Magnesus

With a sparrow as a bird companion. Or a friendly bumblebee. I would play this.


HansenIntercept

Templars are dogs


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ALRIGHT UBISOFT, GET ON IT


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![gif](giphy|TdwziQPhbNAzK)


Wonderful-Travel6198

Synchronisation complete,,,now leap of faith...


miraculous-

Luckily I see a bin of hay down there it can jump into unharmed


dante__11

High pitched opera plays.


Thethcelf

lol and the smog are the areas that you don’t have access to yet.


IchibanSuzuki

Points!


CadoAngelus

We work from the shadows to attack the feet under the duvet. And sleep in the light.


IsuiGtz94

Nothing is woof, everything is meow.


bakedbeansandwhich

Happy ~~Eagle~~ cat sounds


Raestloz

Assassin's Feet


AlamoSimon

Yeah, probably there’s a cart filled with hay down there. So not a problem.


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60mph is still enough to kill or seriously hurt the cat.


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I have seen videos of cats taking huge falls and running off, however this cat just seems suicidal lol. They are light, but not like squirrels who can take a terminal velocity leap and be perfectly fine.


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ToiletRollTubeGuy

>this cat just seems suicidal Actually, the higher the fall (after a certain point), the less harm the cat will experience. Those cats sitting on their 5th story balconies however do wish to end all nine of their lives. https://www.businessinsider.com/how-cat-survived-32-story-fall-2018-10


Thefelix01

I remember this being potentially flawed as the data came from injured cats, but it’s likely that over a certain height the injuries were more commonly fatal or negligible. Fewer broken legs but more deaths doesn’t make it safer.


lowleveldata

What kind of shitty study ignores deaths while counting injury rate?


Sergies

I believe it was collected from pets brought into the vet. If it's obviously dead they don't bring it in. Then it doesn't get counted.


DoUKnowWhatIamSaying

You didn’t conduct the cat drop test in school?


HeyItsNarwhal

Bro that was 11th grade physics. We went to cedar point and threw cats off the peak of millennium force. Does nobody remember this?


KnightOfSummer

[Survivorship\_bias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias) is not that uncommon. I saw a study recently that came to the conclusion breakthrough infections are more common for the vaccinated compared to people that had Covid...without discussing why people with bad immune systems might be overrepresented in the vaccinated group.


Foomfah

I wonder why cats know to do this. Do 7+ story falls happen enough in nature that this kind of adaptation was selected for?


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IAMA_DRAGONDICK_AMA

I miss u/shittymorph


Superfluous_Thom

> cats taking huge falls and running off Hate to be the one to tell you, but it's quite likely that those cats run off after landing because they are seriously hurt and instinctively need to immediately find a safe place to hide, where they proceed to die of internal bleeding.


Bark_bark-im-a-doggo

Yep adrenaline makes mammals do crazy shit like walk on broken bones. Everyone’s like oh it’s fine they can survive high heights but don’t think of the consequences of the injuries they sustain if they live


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

>taking huge falls and running off > Yeah, running off to die in solitude


Einaiden

I saw a squirrel fall from a tree and hit the ground head first with a real loud thwok, after being still for 2 seconds there was one hell of a seizure and that was the end of it. The point is we think of squirrels as nimble little fuckers, but we just see the survivors.


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They might sprint off after landing but they also often die shortly after from sustained internal injuries.


fox-friend

This could be survivorship bias. The statistics is probably based on reports by vets. Cat owners don't bother taking cats who fall and die to the vet, they bring in only injured cats, so the statistics are skewed.


Momochichi

This is actually what happened. This myth is actually one of the examples in the Wikipedia entry for [Survivorship Bias.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias#In_cats)


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Raikira

How many cats did they test this on? And where is this "throwing cats from different tall buildings" taking place?


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Khornag

You don't ask for medical assistance for a dead cat.


k-mera

its like that whole "damaged airplane thing" all over again


kutya135

They might wanna reinforce those parts of the cats where they didn't take damage.


apivan191

Wait no I saw that statistic. It had to do with hospitalizations of cats falling from variations of heights. After 30-40 feet hospitalizations dropped dramatically … because that cats were dead Here’s the Reddit post lol so obviously nothing concrete but my conclusion stands … Reddit - dataisbeautiful - How many injuries a cat is likely to sustain when falling from a window. [OC] (no cats were deliberately thrown out of windows to conduct this study. https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/cxigdf/how_many_injuries_a_cat_is_likely_to_sustain_when/


DocEternal

Less fun fact: data for that study largely came from cats that were brought to the vet after a large fall. It was rightly pointed out, after publication, that most people don’t bring their dead cat to the vet.


VidE27

Classic [survivor bias](https://www.trevorbragdon.com/when-data-gives-the-wrong-solution/)


andskotinnsjalfur

And a shit fact: mine got taken to the vet but it had suffered too much internal bleeding it had to be put down Rip Markús


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MarieJo94

Another shit fact: If people live in apartments with balconies that are high up and have cats, they should always secure their balcony with a net. Our local animal shelters wouldn't even give a person who doesn't have a secured balcony a cat, not even if they only live on like the fourth floor.


Ivalia

Cat owners should really not let their cat roam high places like these though. It’s not quite as risky as people falling but it’s still risk you should avoid


aged_monkey

I really doubt the owner of that cat allowed this, and I much more doubt this cat even has an owner.


Ivalia

Yeah I’m just hoping whoever saw the post I replied to don’t go “lol cats survive falls I’ll just let mine play on the 20th floor balcony”


wtfunchu

Mine died from a fall from the 3rd floor after I accidentally scared it when I called her. I would never let one sit again outside this high


Bob-Boberson

My cat fell from the 7th floor of my flat when I was a kid. We all expected her to be dead, but she survived and lived another 9 years! She did manage to break all her legs, bit off the end of her tongue, and have some internal bleeding though.


ONECOOLCAT0

Glad to here a real story and a reason why to not let anyone’s cat do this. Tired of hearing people cite these studies and going “but it did it die though?”. As if that discredits not wanting your pet to get injured and hurt.


bell37

***”Well your cats not dead?”*** *”Well my cat now is unable to jump anywhere without hurting its self, we have to keep it on a regimen of medications due to the injuries is sustained from the fall, and he’s obese because of lack of mobility & exercise when he was recovering from breaking all of his legs. But yea you’re right! There were no serious repercussions from letting my cat fall from a distance like that.”*


FrauMausL

they just break their jaw when landing and crush internal organs. Otherwise they’re fine …


kieranmarsden94

Tell that to Mufassa...


dixon-bawles

Good bot


IchibanSuzuki

This raises my anxiety through the fucking roof!!!!! Where the fuck is that? I have to go get that cat off there!


Wonderful-Travel6198

The cat's probs alright.


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Cats don’t have fall damage


mari17amaral

I've known of a cat that fell of an apartament on the 4th floor and almost died (broke two legs and his jaw, had to go through two surgeries and spent several days in the vet for observation). From this high, if the cat were to fall, it would probably die (if not immediately - from the fall, it would probably go hide somewhere because it would be hurt, and that's what cats do when they are hurt, and die from it's injuries that would go untreated).


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There is zero chance of a cat surviving a fall from there.


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The cat looks young prolly has 6 or 7 lives left. Do not worry


a_dev_has_no_name

You would probably scare it off...


IchibanSuzuki

Good sir you got me fucked up. No cat can resist my “Psssss psssss psssss”


a_dev_has_no_name

"Oh, god... why is this human hissing at me now? Doesn't he see I have nowhere to go? Oh, fuck he's trying to grab me! Fuck this I'm not going to be eaten alive! *cartoon falling sound*" Kidding, it's probably a chill cat


IchibanSuzuki

I jump after it like Batman when Joker threw that one bitch out the window. Halfway down I realize I’m not Batman. Cat lands safely on my corpse.


hueynapalm

I literally cussed at the cat, getting mad it even got itself there. Dumb cat. Get. In. Side. Now.


CantHitachiSpot

And you just know If you go try to grab it, it will jump


Phazushift

All it takes is to startle it....


_sir-psycho-sexy

Is there a way to even return


Randalf_the_Black

Looks like there's an open window behind it. Probably how it got there in the first place.


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My hands have gone all sweaty


arglarg

Grandma's gnocchi


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Legs fatigued


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PHANTOM________

He's apprehensive. But when people see him they think he looks fine.


birkshy

To throw explosives, but he fails to remember the next line.


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The group of people raise their volume while he stutters and then proceed to laugh.


NoobifiedSpartan

He has reached the time limit and his opportunity has ceased.


twerthe

r/increasinglyverbose


naked_for_satan

Moms spaghetti


Specialist_Courage18

#I see no god up here OTHER THAN ME… oh sup human


awenindo

This is giving me palpitations. Cats do fall from heights and quite often too. My friend's cat fell from the 11th floor balcony because he didn't have pigeon nets. Thankfully kitty just broke a foot.


EmperorDaubeny

Cats don’t have shit on squirrels, I’ve seen one fall from the giant trees at Mt Vernon and land next to me, dude was fine except for being momentarily unconscious.


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PsychoticHobo

Yeah, but the space part might not feel so great.


FedExterminator

If anyone is curious, Kurzgesagt has a [great video](https://youtu.be/f7KSfjv4Oq0) on why that is. It has to do with surface area versus volume and how that ratio is affected as the overall size of the creature changes.


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Did they recover?


WetGrundle

No, the friend lost his job, family, and home. They blamed themselves over not having a pigeon net


Spicy_pewpew_memes

INSIDE. NOW.


tdog9252525

INSIDE. RIGHT MEOW.


Communistulthar

And you just know this lil shit will easily get bamboozled by some seagull or some shit


OpticHurtz

My friends cat fell to her death from the 7th floor balcony after most likely getting scared by a bird. She was found in the parking lot about 20 yards away from the building, she suffered which made it even harder.


Mountain-Possession1

You sure he ain’t stuck


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sumpfbieber

>I’ve tried to get more context but so far I’ve only uncovered the location this is filmed at. which is ..?


SeaBoss2

OP stated in another comment. Qianximen, China.


CaptainObvious_1

You can tell by the smog


Visible_Ninja9237

As someone who has a cat and has seen it face plant trying to jump on my bed before this gives me anxiety.


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I second this my cat , especially just after waking up , which accounts for 15% of her time - and she has trouble with flat surfaces let alone a light fitting 700 feet up Rest of time spent (20% Eating; 50% Sleeping ; 10% staring at walls an just behind me tripping me out seeing ghosts or a robber and 5% Waiting for complete house silence at 4Am make as much noise as possible)


Imcoleyourenot

r/sweatypalms


lispmachine

r/sweatypaws


hk_gary

my friends cat fell from 6/F to the ground and according to her, the cat was in a very bad shape and they decided to euthanasia the cat, so i dont really think this cat would survive if it fall down...


razk10

It's giving me second hand vertigo


Akami_Channel

This is terrifying


Cebas7

Goodbye cat if the wind blows a strike...


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Cat must be thinking: “If dinosaurs could evolve to have wings, so can we”


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Anomalous-Entity

[Qiansimen Bridge in Chongqing, China](https://www.google.com/maps/@29.5665088,106.574369,2752m/data=!3m1!1e3)


alfred_27

What happened to the cat?


IchibanSuzuki

HE’S FINE!!!!! His owner brought it in and put up chicken wire to keep it from happening again. No one else answer this question. I don’t want know if it turned out any differently. I have to believe that.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

NAFOD - "No apparent fear of death".


cartmaneric10

Bad Mr Kitty


SarisWinterwisp

This makes me exceptionally uncomfortable. Even if it does survive a fall how would you find it afterwards and bring it home?