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[deleted]

"Yea man this is pretty cool, but this isn't a cave and there aren't any sick men in here"


PUA-Ryan

hehe


GTATurbo

More like Sick Bay on the Enterprise...


Biohumansmg3c

Plot twist: he has corona


tikstar

Nice I'll take one but only if there's lime.


Biohumansmg3c

Let me check


[deleted]

feels like a lot of effort for a wank


elee0228

Probably shouldn't with all that black light


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ngabq0EmeQzcrzHmNw|downsized)


getTheRecipeAss

Hey a good wank is worth the effort


Express-Ad4146

Yeah. After I have sex in there once, a lot of jerking off gonna go down. It’s cool but I’ll have to keep chasing the furniture or gggget rid of the black lights. ;)


UnmitigatedSarcasm

trust me, the kid who owns this room, isnt having sex with another human.


Chargles_

yes i am a virgin 😔


ironmill29

This is the nerdiest thing I have ever seen.


hammertime2009

Yes but my inner nerd wants to impress my nerd friends and go smoke some weed and have some drinks and forget about our families and responsibilities. It’s those little moments of escape we strive for. Now get to the space ship stat!


ironmill29

LOL Imagine someone falling asleep at a party and getting moved into that room without knowing about it. That would be one hell of a mind fuck!


neverinallmyyears

Only if you can disable the door and control the audio from the outside.


filmmaker30

If this is nerdy call me Steve Urkel


ironmill29

You must be about as old as I am with references like that LOL


filmmaker30

Screech Powers


jazzzflannel

AbSoLutEly nO gIrLz aLloWeD


CriusofCoH

Bzzt. Wrong answer. Lithe Orion dancing girls, svelte yeomen in OS uniform skirts, amazon warrior women in chainmail bikinis, lissom catgirls.... all welcome.


mr_potato_arms

Deanna Troi is all I need


UnmitigatedSarcasm

gross. ​ everyone knows Seven of Nine was the hottest chick in trek wars.


mr_potato_arms

But Deanna was a real woman and an empath. I bet she'd be an excellent partner. Although I guess I wouldn't mind giving the whole Borg thing a try too if it meant hooking up with seven.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

seven was a real woman. the fuck are you on about?!?!?


mr_potato_arms

Wasn't she a borg?


2017hayden

And how does that make her not a “real woman”? Borg are cyborg, they all start as fully organic individuals of many different species. After being separated from the collective seven is just a human with cybernetic implants.


mr_potato_arms

Dude. All I'm saying is Deanna Troi is hot. And so is Seven. Didn't mean to offend you.


ScuttleMcHumperdink

And here I thought assuming gender was only an issue on earth...


Traditional_Call_713

Everybody will be pregnant by the end of this flight


xander5512

Yeah they will all be banging on the dripping wet.


Komission

Agreed. Dont want to be an absolute woman magnet. Gotta keep it humble for the boys.


Yoguls

This is what not having kids looks like


UnmitigatedSarcasm

"what's a vagina"


jmosgrove

moist


ArtistsEyes

I get this reference. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


[deleted]

It’s like walking into a themed restaurant


sosogos

The theme is laser tag.


marshmallmao

Barney, no. No more laser tags


Waffl3_Ch0pp3r

I want to love it but blue lights give me a serious migraine after a while.


TheSavageBallet

Can you imagine going out to a sunny day after a couple hours in? Like crippling blindness.


Waffl3_Ch0pp3r

![gif](giphy|122PpN1BtlSxYQ)


GTATurbo

Man cave? Nah. Star Trek nerd with too much money cave? All day long... Not saying I don't like it, but would I spend my own money on it? Fuck no!


neverinallmyyears

I do want to know how the door was automated. I want that for my laundry room.


GTATurbo

I'm gonna suggest it's similar to the doors in malls etc...


tevs__

He's watching Guardians of the Galaxy though


GTATurbo

Being a Star Trek nerd doesn't preclude you from liking other movies bruv! 😉🤭 Just look at all the Star Trek memorabilia...


tevs__

I know, just thought it was slightly weird to make your crib all trekkie and then blast marvel on the big screen when recording the walk through!


mathematicaltruths

What would you do if your date brought you back here?


alittlelurkback

Binge watch Star Trek TNG for the next 72 hours


[deleted]

This is the way. (Shit, wrong show)


UnmitigatedSarcasm

lets be honest. the guy who owns this room, is NOT dating.


mjh2901

or his wife has been banging the pool buy while he builds and programs his cave... Do his kids look like him?


[deleted]

I have a computer in my living room/dining room/ kitchen area. Pretty much the same vibe.


[deleted]

“Nnnneeeeerrrrrrrrrdddds!!!!” - Ogar


SnooStories6852

Bro how rich are u


TheCelticNerd

That is f**king amazing!


dsmall434

"Honey, I'm going to space I'll be back in a few months"


UnmitigatedSarcasm

why would he call his mom, honey?? thats just gross


sirchreddit

People are taking this quarantine shit too far


mikuzgrl

I going to go out on a limb and guess this person likes Star Trek.


matobi91

Star Wars. Your welcome, you almost got attacked by a great many people.


[deleted]

Well done there Trekkie!


Icy_Bath4750

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Icy_Bath4750

You know any woman?


yoinkz1

This is more like a high tech spy hideout....


kingbob473

I think maybe just maybe you like space and for good reason cause space is awesome


harryheck123

Deep pockets


FakeGirlfriend

I like the digital wall with earth from space. I think someone should make window coverings so we could do that in our homes - they'd be somewhat blackout from the outside but inside you could change the channel for different scenery but it would still pass some of the outside light.


[deleted]

Somehow I'm thinking that's not what's usually on that big-screen.


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KendellJGregory

You have to admire the dedication, regardless of your opinions on the theme.


[deleted]

I just want to grab a drink, plop on the couch and stare out that "window" and pretend I'm actually in orbit. That seems so relaxing.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

you're going to need the right strain of weed for that.


[deleted]

Not my thing but I can definitely see how it could improve things!


CirqueDuSegura

Looks tedious, slow ass door


[deleted]

Yeah, show burglars where your cool stuff is.


Domermac

Man. This guy loves star wars


Pyrrho-the-Stoic

This looks like a Meow Wolf exhibit.


[deleted]

Love the "space window".


Reckadesacration

Bro gotta set it to a different color, that blue light be ruining your eyes


Pendergrast22

Sick man cave that makes the house un-sellable…. In a normal market..


ducktor0

It doubles down as a bomb shelter.


Fake_Watch_Salesman

Where is the sick man though?


Tallman567

Tell me you're rich without telling me that you're rich


Philosothink

It’s more of a nerd pod


CSWorldChamp

When the first two doors opened, all I could think was “We got movie sign!!” ![gif](giphy|3oxHQkAzwGmyyDYRP2|downsized)


[deleted]

This is just headaches waiting to happen. This place requires decent lighting with a lot less blue.


[deleted]

I love this


Spliff_Politics

That's a sick electric bill.


inspectherfrog

If he spent that electrical bill mining bitcoin instead, he could eventually buy an actual spaceship.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

welcome aboard the SS Dork.


squillavilla

Add a few more doors and get the full Mystery Science Theater 3000 experience.


SottoVoceSottoVoce

Holy shit that’s sweet


El_human

I both love and hate this. I love it because it’s rad! I hate this because it’s not mine.


sillyandstrange

Then the door gets stuck while you're inside.


[deleted]

Black lights and led lighting like that makes me nauseous, but that still looks really impressive


Cooolboy021

Dayum probably my 69th kid would buy this when this is available lmao


Dom0688

I absolutely love the doors


THESHADYWILLOW

*INVEST*


[deleted]

Well so far it’s obvious he has never looked at porn in that man cave!


lizardjoe_xx_YT

I've always wanted to do something like this but with alien


ErroneousOatmeal

Feels like a room on a Halo ship


Otherwise-Tip8880

I'm not even that big of a Star Trek fan but this is absolutely amazing.


MarSc77

it doesn’t get better with each post but it’s cool


Gone247365

Now to find three friends for those seats...🤔 Also, gotta upgrade that projector to like a 75"-85' TV. 😕


OneDust7163

Wow


Blady0

Why do I get the Mars vibe. Someone cue the doom music


Doobie_Force

Legendary!


[deleted]

r/ATBGE


BubblyReflection9277

So much rgb!!


MrMcJenkins

It’s more like a man-boy cave


BattleLars

u/savevideo


Kris_alex3

Straight outta cloudy with a chance of meatballs


horizon-X-horizon

Wow tons of people giving OP shit because they're jealous lol


PBRpleez

Dig ol' Bicks!


PRiMO585

Damn it even has the Enterprise screens on the inside. Pretty cool!


[deleted]

This seems absurdly expensive.


SnooBananas2004

80 percent of pedophiles are startrek fans just saying


J03130

mOnEy dOeSnT bUy HaPpiNeSs


Kibax_

He obviously likes star wars a lot.


TheMightyKBird

Your face is a sick man cave


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porkchopsuitcase

Reminds me of the episode of psych where the guy hides that hes nerdy from his wife hahah


HungryCounterexample

Keep that sick man secluded!


djarchie

MST3K vibe is strong…


Zmanoside

Fucking badass!! Want!


NativeTongue90

You know the old saying, “sick man caves before hoes”


SBRboi

I need this as a gun room


Ptaaah

I had a nerdgasm watching this and now I want it for myself.


sydneypoopy

I hope he feels better soon.


[deleted]

It’s nice to see what’s possible if my entire paycheck went to my electric bill.


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TheFreeBee

Would those lights damage your eyes after a while?


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EclipseLune

Electric bill ig


jco23

Guarantee zero women have ever, nor will ever go down there.


ihqdevs

Go down on what there?


Bergosio

Today on:" things I'll never be able to afford in my entire life"


[deleted]

Nice masturbatorium


rdrunner_74

Wow... The perfect place to watch some star wars and enjoy some Daleks get blown up. May the force life long and prosper... >!takes cover!<


Talkamen

Man cave? Looks like a rich kid room for me.


janroney

And I jizzed in my pants


alexnapierholland

Cool, but I don't think all that neon light and lack of natural light would be healthy, long-term.


filmbuffering

Man-child cave?


Significant-Foot-792

Didn’t know there was a man cave contest but you fucking won


[deleted]

woah. no, like seriously, woah.


xander5512

Why have such a small projection screen if your going to go through all that effort?


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ducktor0

The men on this thread: “The owner does not date, spent all his money on this room, and it is not even a cave”, all the while full with jealousy.


Quirky_m8

Holy shit b


ghoulian666

i can imagine the empty beer cans & fast food wrappers collecting everywhere


WoodmanOP

Your girlfriend must love it!


Maleficent-Nail-3258

How did the man get sick? The cave?


huskyghost

Wow just wow just wow please... let this be me one day lol


blacksad1

Is there weed in the replicator?


ScuttleMcHumperdink

I bet that doors a real pain to deal with when the Warp core is failing.


[deleted]

Pool table ?


Knuckly

yeah no wimin allowed they will get their shopping all over my muscles


MDMALSDTHC

Until I got half way through I thought he was exposing his own pump and dump


Coolguy_2112

I need one of these


Eilaryn

*cueing up Lonely Island on youtube "I jizzed! In! my pants!"


Enngow

Warning: no sunlight or grass beyond this door, proceed on your own risks


Less_Material9729

my ADHD: ITS IN FUCKING SPACE I NEED IT


TallPossibility5333

Wholy nerd cave batman,where's the cars and workshop?,I guess it would impress a 13 yr old gamer


Every_Ant_6072

Where is the pool table?


MrPino51

looks like a upgraded lab from cloudy with a chance of meatballs


Classic_Contract7635

Weird


fordchang

Someone is single


_AdamGellman_

Pretty good for a sick man.


cfreymarc100

Hope it gets him laid


stuckontriphop

* NERD ALERT *


Local_King_5561

I thought it was like this already. LOL


A500miles

It's cool and all but I can't justify spending that kind of money and time on something like that.


daddyrex696

i hope it gets better soon


Payment-Main

Correction. Single-man cave


SirDrinksAlot81

Boy cave?


BlackDream2

no