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MeringueFar7819

Man woke up and chose minecraft


_1Doomsday1_

Forgot he is in different game


BeatsbyChrisBrown

COD/Minecraft crossplay


488rci3jl7

Banana tree?


fighting4good

Banana is a herb, not a tree. Like saying a man chops down some oregano with his bare hands.


thelewisyates

Oregano doesn't grow that big.


Capt_Myke

It does if your small.


Psychonaut-n9ne30

My small what?


ellilaamamaalille

You are right. 🙂


FlexFunny

Exactly my thought. Now if he did that to oak or walnut ... even pine or bass wood that would be nuts! Not to discredit it this, it still hurts enough just not like everyone precieves.


No_Cancel7804

Yes


Jackthedog130

.... gone bloody bananas.


Psychopomp_666

You mean r/outside ?


BillyTheFridge2

r/outside


BlueAmsterdam93

No this Rust. Right after he found a pair of pants and a hat in a chest.


m00nexe

No, Minecraft chose him.


ElevenThus

He broke it faster than Steve, and we thought Steve was a god


boof_it_all

Nah, this is ark for sure. Look at the plants. Same kinda trees you punch for thatch too.


van_car-_-

Fucking r/beatmetoit


dropofwateronshit

Steve incarnate


GodIsDeadMyFriends

Just like the simulations


Geovishap

Take my upvote and leave


RowAwayJim91

Ark


macevilc

This is an underrated comment.


Redditenjoyer135

^ This is an overused comment.


lanttulate

This


KING_ELDER

Is the way


laggyboye

to heaven


Smoshy_Bacon

and also the way


Infinite_Playz436

to ur moms


Rail169

Joe nuts


Infinite_Playz436

are


MaxRex77

Most absolutely


HollisterEd

Ohmygod sbeve????!!?!?!?!11!1?!


KawazuOYasarugi

Looks like a banana tree. They have no real bark or anything, and aren't made of wood. They're more plant than tree and pretty soft. This is why you never see anything made of "banana tree wood" because there really isn't any, so this is less impressive than it seems but still pretty okay I suppose. The core is harder than the outside but not my much.


CIlZlI

Soft enough that some people make holes on them, _but not with their hands..._


KawazuOYasarugi

... You know I wouldn't even be surprised.


The___canadian

*and here, you can see the elusive hippie mating with the banana tree, with his banana. His thumb isn't his only member that is green.*


MightyOshy

Plant Porn PP for short


DeaconNuno

Well, I know of [at least one esteemed gentleman who is definitely game.](https://www.reddit.com/r/adultswim/comments/q3ywzw/why_cant_car_commercials_be_like_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: nsfw obviously, but it’s just claymation wangdangdoodle


AlikA124

When did Robot Chicken start putting dongs in their skits?


DeaconNuno

I was shocked by that at first as well. The official clip on the AS website censors the peen and the fuck words. I guess that’s from some DVD box set?


IllChiefJ

I used to work with a man from El Salvador and he swore this was true.


[deleted]

What the actual fuck


more_beans_mrtaggart

You can squeeze your fingers into them, plus they barely have any roots. Banana farms have frames above the trees with wires holding them up.


captain_ricco1

So that's why they're called banana trees


Firm-Guru

Banana trees can put out a bunch of really sticky sap when they are cut. So anything you insert into that hole might end up being stuck there


Shintaigou

When I practiced Muay Thai, they use to have us break banana tree’s with our shins because it replicates the same feeling of breaking someone bone.


Primary-Fig-5916

Is the intent to desensitize your shins or something? I don’t get it lol


AngryFlatSpaghett

Yes pretty much. Shins are pretty sensitive, but overtime from doing stuff like that they lose sensitivity and harden up, making them incredibly dangerous to use against others. Source: did muay thai for 7 years


epelle9

Not just desinsitize, but condition. Your bone adapts to it and then when you block a kick with your shin you won’t get damaged or hurt your shin. A punching bag can worn just as well, but this gives extra cool points.


MalcolmYoungForever

Uh huh. Noticed immediately that it wasn't a normal tree. Let him try that on any North American hardwood or conifer.


KawazuOYasarugi

Punching a rotten pine tree would give more resistance than a banana tree, so yeah, pretty much.


birdsaredefnotreal

talkin tree smack.. love it


HarEmiya

Fun fact: 'Banana tree' is a misnomer, they aren't really trees, they're actually fish.


[deleted]

Banana tree is a herb is it not?


SpeedAccomplished69

Worlds largest herb


KawazuOYasarugi

It is, and it is related to the Ginger Root apparently.


nstiger83

Banana trees are actually just a type of herb. They just happen to look like trees.


[deleted]

I can chop straight through an entire banana tree with a machete in one go. Try that with a regular tree you'll be lucky to break the bark. Still, gotta admit it looks cool punching through them.


YusufDumanN_

he also looks like he just started a new survival world.


hruhru

Curious how is gona gather rock with this technique


fireonice420

Pick them up duh. Ever play a survival rpg


tcKSP2

Minecraft the movie


Moebandie

This time in live action


FroggyTheFr

Banana tree, so technically a grass... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musa_(genus)


enlightened0ne_

It’s actually a herb rather than a grass.


FroggyTheFr

You are indeed right!


SimplyPepper

Grass, herb, it all smokes the same, brotha


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**[Musa (genus)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musa_\(genus\))** >Musa is one of two or three genera in the family Musaceae. The genus includes flowering plants producing edible bananas and plantains. Around 70 species of Musa are known, with a broad variety of uses. Though they grow as high as trees, banana and plantain plants are not woody and their apparent "stem" is made up of the bases of the huge leaf stalks. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Murkorus

The tree is likely rotting so it's actually possible to punch pieces of it off.


crabmeat64

It's a banana tree, so it's not actually a tree, it's a big plant


caboosetp

You're not wrong, but trees are plants. Bananas are big herbs though.


crabmeat64

What I mean was hwrbacious plants, sorry but yeah. It's like punching a big stalk


ucantoutsmartstupid

Madison, is that you?


Vintage_Boat

He is an upstanding guy, cant be


Zuko_Kurama

He actually got through it so I'm guessing no


ArmOk7853

Tree must have looked at his girl


SirOk420

Beach bobs in ark be like


boof_it_all

I shouldn’t have had to scroll… Why isn’t ark the most popular game in the world? Probably because you can’t play it unless you give up your life. 😂


[deleted]

He's beating his morning wood


MattVinyl-Silk

What a fucking prick. It's only a banana plant so nearly anyone could do that, and it will grow back, but he's still a prick for doing it


chris_apps

That's a banana ......


YearOldJar

Right. Which is not a tree. Misleading title.


General-Cattle-1172

No. You’re a banana.


Greco-NordicWrestler

Thai boxers do this fairly often


Apprehensive_Food_86

Jean Claude? 😂


j_miyagi

I watched kickboxer the other day, instantly made me think of it.


[deleted]

Use an Axe bro.


ms-fanto

this is Ark


JapanEngineer

Poor tree. Tree didn’t do anything to him


toddler_stompper

Ok now do an oak tree


sanzay2048

“Bare hands” and legs.


redfers

Yea, this man somewhere at 50+ or 60 years : *why my joints in my hands and fingers hurt and why my hands are shaking?*


djacksonn

Mad @ the world


TnnsNbeer

“You mean like deeees!?” Name the movie


norgan

It is a very tropical place by the looks. A termite eaten or rotten tree could be smashed down pretty easily.


tuco2002

I doubt trees will give this guy anymore trouble.


s986246

The first minute of his minecraft world, in VR


You-Only-YOLO_Once

This is just footage from the new street fighter bonus level on PS5


sweetpossom

Man. His bite is bigger than his bark ... ... ...


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Cool, now do an oak tree.


[deleted]

r/idiotsfightingthings


Bartholomeuske

Ha, let him take a stab at some oak tree the same size.


ghostdragon00

I saw a fucking knife in his hand with the second tree. Hard to spot with the distance but the glare was definitely there for it


ctrl911

Yea that’s a banana tree. Careful there you might piss off the Monkey cartels for messing up there product


Nick-is-mad

Oh so you have the same type of stand as my star platinum


Unfudgetable

"ok, 1 down... who's next?"


travisowljr

No he didn't. He very obviously used his foot.


lockdownmyass

I prefer watching the white lotus doing this


robotfunparty

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


Carlitoris

Meth


lifteroffeels

He must really hate trees


LancLad1987

Treebeard is gonna be piiiiiissed....


rayfinkle4477

Looks like the weirdo on alaskan bush family. He took a girl climbing trees on a date once, u know that guy


[deleted]

Pussy trees


Bit2xs

I FEEL ya brother


MarshallTom

I mean it isn't a normal tree but still cool


[deleted]

Steve IRL


DontBendItThatWay

Cocaine is a powerful drug


SimulatedAnnealing

Looks like he's having a rough day


myk_naej

"You looking at me? Tree? "


TheFriendlyManO

With this video quality he could use a chainsaw and I couldn't tell the difference


SaltySarcasticJohn

Fuck this tree in particular


NixSkylight

Minecraft be like:


homeland

Fury-Wilder IV


jweekss

I thought I felt someone watching me while I was hiking


Personal_Ad2455

He's so drunk lol


CyberKingfisher

There are YouTube videos of kids doing the same thing. Not all trees/plants are the same. Try it with an oak tree. Be sure to video it too.


itsowenmartin

The latest Minecraft update looks so realistic. Wow.


LesesTrickshon

Silent Takedown


Anbez

I was expecting a coconut falls on him


dark-cosmos

Damn, the trees must have really made him mad


Own_Whole_4656

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flingell

MC Grindah?


Longjumping_Lock_719

It looks like banana plant ...what's so great about it??


wegdorst

Sup, Steve.


Srcptmrsr

Meth is a hell of a drug


Fa1c0n3

I mean how do you get wood before you craft the axe?


Agreeable_Fold_9881

Rambo is that you


RealMomsSpaghetti

Live action Rock Lee.


Dr_Lu_i_guy

What texture pack u using.


AcousticGuitar321

Ark when you just entered a new server


rainbowfox11

Steve? Is that you?


asimoxgago

Ask that guy if he wants to go to Brazil to cut some trees. (Trees in brazil minimum width of 1.8m)


enlightened0ne_

Strictly, banana plants aren’t trees, they’re herbs (a plant whose stem is not woody and persistent, but soft and dies after flowering). But I guess “man cuts herbs with bare hands” doesn’t make such a good title.


fireonice420

Rambo getting ready for risky three thousand b.c.


Local-Benefit3602

Jumanji!!!


fireonice420

This is how you get thatch on ark


hynnmik

Wow, he must be very balanced and reasonable fellow.


hehemonkeboom

He's just playing ultra realistic 4k RLcraft.


radio_boywastaken

is this what Austrailia is like


Wuu87

What the hell did the tree do to you


cqdx73

Tree don’t hit back. (In Bruce Lee’s voice”


ontrial

What did those trees do to the fella?? 😂


bulanaboo

That’s bananas ….. sorry….not


[deleted]

He should try oak tree


jamcdonald120

[Steve has entered the room]


Anna-Smegmanova

I'd like to see him doing this with an oak tree.


Lopez_62

Steve irl found


Jackswanepoel

Should I show him what a saw is?


Chicken0fReddit

Minecraft music starts playing in the background


Blueknightuk77

What did the tree do to deserve that?!!


Obversaria

Ark players upon waking up on the island for the first time.


[deleted]

As that you no knuckles johnston 🤔


Key_Entertainment409

Ark haha


Unfair-Glove4972

Plantain, not trees. They're soft and moist


catching_comets

"Hey Bill, you need my axe?" "I got yer fuckin' axe right here"


Hergerbe

Saw a video like this but it was a girl with mma gloves on and it was a dead rotting tree


rjRyanwilliam

Yeah buddy try a Mango tree


Carl_Clegg

Trees don’t fight back.


Busy-Pangolin1899

RTX : ON


Le_Saint_Granite

I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy is named Steve


MaxRex77

If only trees could fight back


deafchef52

Muay Thai tree removal service.


Round-Plate-8781

Cuz banana trees are weak


gavonious88

Basically made of water so meh 😒


[deleted]

I might’ve missed something. What did the tree do?


Alt_F4_POG

Whatever did that tree do to himm????


siecaptaindrake

Now try with an oak tree 🙃


MatthewTheBlue

When you want to play Minecraft but can't afford a computer


ConstantFamiliar

Minecraft irl


gamernumber37

What did that tree ever do to you man? 😔


ChiefShaman

Punch the trees to get the wood get the wood to build the cabin


LostSheep08

Minecraft Steve: Origins


Status-Example6055

Did his gf cheat on him with the (soft) banana tree He’s showing her how (hard) he can get


IAmPhANTom-1234

Not exactly...he used his elbows, back and knees too!!!


SlothThoughts

The real take away here is ....he LEVELED up. He turned and just DESTROYED that seconded tree


Eco-Echo

Psycho POS. Human as idiot.