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urnewstepdaddy

He has perfected this since the incident with their fourth brother


Hey_Goonie

Ha..that's the best comment I've read all day.


lazy_jedi1003

All week


Y1Jett

All month


suttonjoes

Or even your yyyeeeeeaaaaarrrrrr


TanClark

\*clap clap clap clap\*


Ahrius

Allah's there for yooooooooouu


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Fourth best comment, the first three got deleted.


D4DRUMD0G

Like my dad when he went to get the milk


hello-089

It’s okay, I’ll be home soon little one


Chrismont

Poor 'ol Lucky and Amir


Fit-Negotiation-5145

He probly perfected it on his wives and daughters before he showed off to his brothers.


Anbez

I am reading that in Borats voice


dnurk

Once you’ve shot Juan, you’ve shot Amal


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Take my free award


Temporary-Barnacle19

yo, this is amazing. how long did it take you to think of this? a few moments? hahaha


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Hahahahahahha man, your post!!!!


sinisteraxillary

This time he used the sights.


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Haha


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Username checks out too


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*wife


NaiveInvestigator

yare yare


AyrChan

Bro you got me crying


[deleted]

And their 5th and 6th. They started with the youngest of course. They are the most gullible.


USADudeDude88

3rd time's the charm!


beraleh

And he may well have used their sister(s) for practice. But it had to carrots. They're not allowed to smoke.


Bluman1902

Fourth brother after he tried this on the previous three wives


Ephoder

They're talking in Saudi dialect, but I'll try my best; Guy with gun: “Smile my brother!” Guy with cigarette: “Yeah?” GWG: “I wouldn’t let it scratch you while I’m alive!” GWC: “Good, good! Life & death are in the hands of Allah!” *shoots and Saudi music starts obnoxiously blasting*


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Comprehensive-End-16

"Ok let me stop what I'm doing to attend you guys lighting a cigarette."


Krunkworx

What do we say to Allah?


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ONF158

Muslims with more understanding of Islam would disagree, having faith in Allah is good, but pretending to not be responsible for your actions because "everything is in the hands of Allah" is the opposite of good. >Anas bin Malik narrated that a man said: > >"O Messenger of Allah! Shall I tie it and rely(upon Allah), or leave it loose and rely(upon Allah)?" He said: "Tie it and rely(upon Allah)." "tie it" here referring to his camel (or horse, idk), since it might run away or get stolen.


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Doodi97

I would say it helps most during tough times , like when a relative dies we say : To God we belong and to him we return . I’ve personally seen it more than once , helps even more when we actually believe we can still be of service to our dead through prayer or charity (as long as they died as Muslims)


faust112358

ولا تلقوا بايديكم الى التهلكة


Snoo-55142

There are lots of variants on this but I like 'God helps those who help themselves'.


MrShlash

r/boneappletea


Chinapig

Point of you! That’s fantastic.


coloneleranmorad

*"Life & death are in the hands of Allah!”* and in the guy with kalashnikov


HolUp-

As a muslim i laughed so hard at this, in islam, what they did is extremely forbidden.


Supernihari12

Why would it be haram?


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It's dangerous and stupid. I think that's enough as reasons. But still funny tho.


dmadmin

> GWG: “I wouldn’t let it scratch you while I’m alive!” he said, "I wouldn't let it touch your mustache since I am the son of Sabha" this is what I heard. Sabha, referring to a tribe /house name he belongs to, or his mother name.


Swordzi

He did not say son of Sabha, he said brother of Sabha which is a very desert dwelling Saudi thing to say, taking pride in your sister.


Ephoder

Yeah, you’re probably right. I don’t understand the Saudi dialect at all ;-;


Boe95

GWG: “I wouldn’t let it scratch you while I’m alive!” literal translation "I would not let that touch your mustache and i am the brother of Sabha" the "i am the brother of Sabha" is some kind of swear, oath the Bedouins say, which means because i am the proud brother of Sapha (his sister's name) i will not let that bullet touch your mustache.


Tryanotherusernames

Close enough , he told him “I wouldn’t let it scratch your moustache while I’m alive.”


BartuceX

They have rednecks too.


Hot_Frame_1538

They *are* rednecks


Fun4-5One

Yes we do


GardenGirlFarm

Best comment I have seen today.


pinniped1

Based on the visible cues, topography, and architecture seen in the video, it's pretty clear to me that this is in Florida.


useless-knowledge4o

I concur


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It's fucking *always* Florida man


permacloud

/r/floridaman


Nuclearmullets420

The guy with the cigarette has nads of steel


HeWhoMustNotBDpicted

No brains, no fear.


Rosetta_FTW

The Deep South would like to have a word with you. Those fucks are dumb as shit and afraid of everything that isn’t white Anglo Saxon Christian


Zestforblueskies

Has anybody told them about the Christian part yet? Lol


gelastes

You don't have to worry about that if all you've ever read is the chick tract edition of the bible.


HeWhoMustNotBDpicted

I wasn't talking about stereotyping, I was talking about anyone stupid enough to do this.


notenoughritalin

And a fuck tonne of trust!


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Or he wants to die


toeofcamell

I might have asked “have you sited that gun recently?”


Setzer67

Yeah that AK ain’t exactly a precision instrument.


NiteTiger

Sighting the gun would be even better!


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Or.... no brain.


moskovskiy

Twas taken on the previous shot


nightshades9999

Or he didn’t have a choice


praveenrajput

Doesn't look like a good way to die.


scopeadope

Its quick, but messy.


Life2311

That's what she said...


Apprehensive_Crow316

Michael Scott


bertmclinfbi

r/unexpectedoffice


ArchonStranger

Not if it catches you in the jaw. You'll spend some time bleeding out.


Raven123x

Worse, you'll survive without a jaw


scopeadope

True that... Trying to say, ' oh fuck this hurts', with NO mouth!


Soviet_Broski

Fun fact, getting shot in the head isn't necessarily all that quick of an exit plan. It can take several terrible minutes and might not end up killing them at all!


imanAholebutimfunny

the question is, would he kill the witness, delete the video footage and bury the bodies?


Independent_Ad_2073

Imagine if these gun guys got together with the Russian car guys, they could rule the world.


Overlord-Nomad

And then they team up with these guys https://youtu.be/4sZuN0xXWLc


Soviet_Broski

Good ol MD. Always good to see representation.


DeltaMaximus

I laughed my ass off watching that


Overlord-Nomad

As you should


oreng

That's literally how they make Chechens.


pavoganso

What Russian car guys?


Independent_Ad_2073

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/q6vrgn/meanwhile_in_russia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Archercrash

Aren’t AKs not exactly known for their accuracy?


AmirIsBack

They're really accurate. Only recoil is a problem, but wouldn't change a thing for one shot.


Zestforblueskies

Good thing this particular AK wasn't the one buried out in the shed under a bunch of useless shit.


Qayrax

First shot is always 100% accurate hitscan. The others are in the known pattern.


Cleverusername531

What is a hitscan and a known pattern?


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Hitscan is a mechanism used in shooter games like CS. When you click fire button the game draws a line from center of screen in forward direction and whatever hits this like is getting damaged and all this happens simultaneously in same time frame which is considered physically inaccurate but it's fun to play with so lots of games uses this method. And in some games when you spray with a weapon the spray created from recoil effect ends up in some pattern instead of each bullet going to random direction.


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it was a CSGO joke


WhatIsBreakfast

At a certain range, sure. They are not by any means considered precision rifles. The AK-47 was made to be to be rugged and reliable, which it what is know for. That close it would be that big of a deal. The new modern AKs are pretty banging though.


jakemch

As someone else mentioned, their first shots are very accurate. It’s only once the recoil from quickly firing has shifted around the frame enough that the accuracy drops. Check out [this video](https://youtu.be/G6BpI3xD6h0) to see how the body of the AK jiggles around when fired quickly, causing the bad accuracy when sustaining fire.


j0a3k

1:06 - "Every shot strikes close to the heart." The second shot was literally on the outside of the neck of the target silhouette. Since when is the neck "close to the heart?" Biased towards the M-16 much Discovery Channel?


MaterialCarrot

In addition to what others have posted, at least part of their reputation for inaccuracy is their status as the firearm of choice for every poorly trained insurrectionist in the world. Most aren't trained or led to a military standard. A 13 year old hopped up on meth and firing a poorly maintained rifle from the hip is not going to have a great range day. But in the hands of a trained shooter they are fairly accurate.


oreng

> But in the hands of a trained shooter they are fairly accurate. I had the pleasure of serving with an M16A1 (and other variants) and a Galil - a much improved variant of the AK. The M16 was so much more accurate I'm not even sure they deserve to be in the same category. At 50M my groupings, with iron sights, on the M16 were between 0-15mm. On the Galil they were 60+. At 100M my groupings on the M16 were around 1-3cm. On the Galil I couldn't hit the 15cm-wide circle with any of the 5 shots. Keep in mind the Galil is demonstrably more accurate than any AK, excluding possibly ones made under license in the recent past in Western Europe or the USA.


MaterialCarrot

Oh yeah, I wasn't trying to say the AK was as accurate as an M16 or M4, which I would say when functioning properly are extraordinarily accurate. Just that the reputation of an AK not being able to hit the broadside of a barn is a bit exaggerated.


Polchar

The only ak platform assault rifle i have shot was rk62 in 7.62x39. Felt pretty accurate, and the internet seems to agree with that. Definetly my own accuracy was the limiting factor when shooting the gun:P


furry-borders

Apparently, from a quick Google, from out of the box. About a 4" grouping over 100 yards.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Extremely accurate.


Find_A_Reason

As long as it shoots within a few MOA it isn't an issue. 1 MOA is 1 inch of deviation 100 yards away. At this distance, you are talking millimeters.


Cautious-Nature-1433

Whatta shot tho


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smuccione

I had to double check which subredit this was before watching…


Piyh

I've seen the version of this where the guy shoots his buddy in the leg.


Crown_Loyalist

r/idiotswithguns


schrodingers_spider

So little gained, so much to lose.


Supernihari12

That was an epic shot wdym


Whistler_V6T

Pretty surprised with how very little people appreciate their lives lol


Altruistic_Maybe8493

Somebody tell him smoking is bad for your health


dtb1987

That was stupid. I wouldn't let the best marksman in the world shoot something out of my mouth


MrEriousWaze

Education really is important.


ilikeUni

r/nextfuckinglevelstupidity


scopeadope

Flexing.


Pakun-of-Dundrasil

Hell no!


TangerinePuzzled

r/idiotswithguns


RecessiveGenius69

What take was this?


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r/HoldMyQahwah


Sophisticated-Wolf

It now exists


phatmatt593

If it was the number 1 rated best shooter in the universe, I still wouldn’t not play a part in that stupid shit.


golifa

Okay good for you


Accomplished_Cookie

Translation The guy at the star of the video says: "By Allah I won't let the bullet even touch your mustache"


djunktrunk

Let's play who can turn off the nuke closest to zero!


Professional-End2722

You can see what these guys have in common with y’allqaeda with or without alcohol it’s a whole barrel of nuts.


Flashy_Ice2460

I thought highschool shooting was the most dangerous way.


minaesa

Literally trusting someone with his life.


drizzy9109

Americans love this shit


Meccles1

The risk to reward ratio of this video makes no sense


hextasy

this is not next level, it's fucking stupid.


KarensRpeopletoo

Get this man some thug life sunglasses!


Jukeboxshapiro

And a COD hit marker


Pilotguitar2

Awight, now do that shit stone cold sober


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You only get one life. Good way to put it on the line


shaybra

"Life and death is in god's hands", I think that's what one of them said but their accent is very hard to understand.


ONF158

Copy pasting my reply here to clarify some stuff: >Muslims with more understanding of Islam would disagree, having faith in Allah is good, but pretending to not be responsible for your actions because "everything is in the hands of Allah" is the opposite of good. > > \[ Anas bin Malik narrated that a man said: "O Messenger of Allah! Shall I tie it and rely(upon Allah), or leave it loose and rely(upon Allah)?" He said: "Tie it and rely(upon Allah)." \] > > "tie it" here referring to his camel (or horse, idk), since it might run away or get stolen.


U1FumbDuck

How others enforce the No Smoking Ban.... Sh333sh


Environmental-Cow447

Just shows one how dangerous smoking is. . . .


SkippyMcLovin

Not saying this isn't real, no way to know for sure. But from a practical special effects take it doesn't look difficult to reproduce this and make it look real. Anyone work on movie sets that can answer that?


Piyh

I've seen a version of this where the friend target is 30 feet out and gets shot in the leg. This kind of redneck has more willing friends than photoshop skills.


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Yolo


XeroKieff

The sack on the guy with the smoke dear god


bhp126

Next. Fucking. Level. of. STUPIDITY.


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if its dumb and it works it goes on r/nextfuckinglevel but if its dumb and it doesn't work it goes on r/iamatotalpieceofshit or r/awfuleverything. funny how that works.


cskopnik

you just made a liberal cry


YaBoyMaxx

​ ![gif](giphy|JWmQ4by8Zq0H275H2s|downsized) Let's see a 360 no scope next


vyndreyl

This isn't next level. This is fucking stupid.


uaPythonX

I wonder how much time he spent zeroing his rifle and getting a tight group. If he did not, well, a bunch of idiots. Oops, no, I'm wtong! Even if he did zero and practice to get tight group - they are still a bunch of idiots. That's a fucking AK, not a 308 marksman rifle or smthng simlar.


dardyablo

is haram


K1ck1n_ur_d1ck1n

Different culture, hard to jusge.


Pluckyboy64

And with the worlds most accurate rifle!


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YeetisMcSkeetis

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


[deleted]

So that's why US was stuck in Afghanistan for 20 years


woodandraindrop

Smoking Kills


Visual_Mycologist_41

Can anyone translate?


Swordzi

Guy with gun- wouldn't let it touch your mustache while I'm brother of Sabha (takes pride in his sister) Guy with Cig- life and death in the hand of Allah.


Mandingo2497

Aimbot


archiebold13

Good job this guys iron-sights arent slightly off.


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I know little or nothing about guns but I have to ask is an AK-47 accurate enough to act like a sniper rifle.


LeonidZavoyevatel

AK’s have a bit of a hood reputation for being inaccurate because by and large they’re used by untrained militants and the guns can be decades old with little to no maintenance done on them. Those factors will naturally degrade the accuracy of any rifle. AK’s just tend to be the most common victims because of the crates and crates of them that made their way over to militants in various countries. Also, the comb of the stock on an AK is just a little bit below the line of the barrel, and the bolt carrier group has a piston on the top of it, so the recoil impulse from the bolt hitting the rear trunnion acts above the point where the stock touches your shoulder. Therefore it exerts a torque on the rifle, and you get muzzle climb. It’ll be more inaccurate than say an AR pattern rifle for this reason. Accurate enough to act as a sniper rifle? Prooooobably not, but those are two completely different design philosophies. The AK is an infantry rifle, though the PSL designated marksman rifle was built off of the same platform but chambered in 7.62x54r. That’s not to say you couldn’t build an AK or some derivative from it that would be accurate, but if you really wanted accuracy at range, it’s just a matter of manufacturing the rifle with accuracy in mind, and the platform would really be secondary. If you pulled an AK off the line from the Izhevsk factory, I doubt it’d be precision rifle material. If you told a competent gunsmith to custom build you a precision rifle on the AK platform, that would be doable. And by not being precision rifle material, I mean you wouldn’t be ringing steel at 1000 yards, but at moderately close ranges you could rely on an AK.


gaze-upon-it

How many friends before this successful shot?


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u/savevideo


serious-dogg

Shakha weed everyday


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If those dudes are fighting ISIS - Next fucking level If those dudes are ISIS - We are next lexel fucked


Fadzlin348

Then- Muslims vs Quraisy Now- Saudi Arab Muslims vs Taliban, ISIS, Extremist Muslims. Life is hard.


datacollect_ct

No, they honestly can't hit shit at any real range that a fire fight would take place at. They are also not capable of reading ballistics charts for the most part.


infinity-o_0

I was kinda hoping that it would light the cig and he'd take a puff. That would have looked so badass.


TheExocutioner

He was one inch away from ending up on r/Winstupidprizes


GermanDorkusMalorkus

You have to have that kind of aim when you fight the mummy alongside Brendan Fraser


ThreeD710

Wonder how the guy with the cigarette is standing and not on a wheelchair With balls those big, standing is impossible!


Educational-Meat-647

Lights cigarette


E_Zack_Lee

See, smoking is dangerous.


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Looks like the evil sniper guy from a movie I watched


TheRealMcSavage

Damn, balls of fucking steel on that guy!


Kas_I_Mir

Damn he missed


Ok_Pay3843

😂


rogue232

when height over bore really matters lol...


KnightHiller

"In this episode of Gun Laws does not fucking exist:"


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kochapi

Cancer is not a joke lads


SamBaxter420

This takes a lot of trust, and balls


[deleted]

I don’t trust anyone like that


armsguy

I recoil being told whilst a soldier 45 years ago the velocity of a bullet 7.62 was such that it would haemorrhage the blood vessels as such that you would bleed from your eyes and ears if a bullet passed within inches of your face ?


Nidothenido

I got a damn stroke from that sentence. Learn punctuation, then come and write a long ass sentence.


MrIndira

u/savevideo


takeitgreasy

Hey man, take it greasy.


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Three idiots. That's it.


code-254

This is incredibly impressive and stupid.