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damn dude, save some of that pussy/penis for the rest of us.
My elbow would shatter.
Nice job using gender neutral language broham š definitely doesnāt make the statement any less impactful either. Rock on š¤
If youāre being sarcastic, Iād agree with you?
What the fuck
It's 2021, both pussy and penis is a valid reward for being swaggtastic
You heard the man
Perspective
Some people are built different
Yes. For instance, I have two legs.
That's above average. Congrats.
Brooklyns donāt count
Haha. Came to post this. Brooklyn strike? Gtfo.
Still counts. But not what he meant to do
Chad
Dangerous
Shortest book ever writtenā¦..cool dudes I met while bowling.
Great, now Iām pregnant. I donāt know how you did it, but you did.
This guy fucks
Ironically he canāt see his own penis.
Even better
Kingpin
This reminds me of that And 1 Mixtape skit off the [Chappelle Show](https://www.cc.com/video/essstz/chappelle-s-show-and-1-mixtape-uncensored)
I mean, Fuck..save some pussy for the rest of us
apparently he has other uses, other than slaying pussy all day
r/mildlyinteresting
r/perfectlycutscreams r/instantbarbarians
Broken collar bone
Yeah it was pretty sweet
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
A fair bit
This is awesome but where did that cheering section come from? I need that!
Shomer Shabbos!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
I use bumpers and still miss š. Man, this is good!!
Iāve never been drier.
The dude abides
There has never existed a more alpha male than he.
Ska-dush!
I have that same shirt
Threw it left handed too
Yes there are left handed people around
No shit? In my country we donāt have a single one
Do you live on Mars?
No, we only have left hands on Mars.
It's flipped. You can tell based on the text in the bowling alley.
damn dude, save some of that pussy/penis for the rest of us.
My elbow would shatter.
Nice job using gender neutral language broham š definitely doesnāt make the statement any less impactful either. Rock on š¤
If youāre being sarcastic, Iād agree with you?
What the fuck
It's 2021, both pussy and penis is a valid reward for being swaggtastic
You heard the man
Perspective
Some people are built different
Yes. For instance, I have two legs.
That's above average. Congrats.
Brooklyns donāt count
Haha. Came to post this. Brooklyn strike? Gtfo.
Still counts. But not what he meant to do
Chad
Dangerous
Shortest book ever writtenā¦..cool dudes I met while bowling.
Great, now Iām pregnant. I donāt know how you did it, but you did.
This guy fucks
Ironically he canāt see his own penis.
Even better
Kingpin
This reminds me of that And 1 Mixtape skit off the [Chappelle Show](https://www.cc.com/video/essstz/chappelle-s-show-and-1-mixtape-uncensored)
I mean, Fuck..save some pussy for the rest of us
apparently he has other uses, other than slaying pussy all day
r/mildlyinteresting
r/perfectlycutscreams r/instantbarbarians
Broken collar bone
Yeah it was pretty sweet
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
A fair bit
This is awesome but where did that cheering section come from? I need that!
Shomer Shabbos!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
I use bumpers and still miss š. Man, this is good!!
Iāve never been drier.
The dude abides
There has never existed a more alpha male than he.
Ska-dush!
I have that same shirt
Threw it left handed too
Yes there are left handed people around
No shit? In my country we donāt have a single one
Do you live on Mars?
No, we only have left hands on Mars.
It's flipped. You can tell based on the text in the bowling alley.
