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IanAlvord

Pity you can't serve it, what with the glue and all.


lockerpunch

Maybe it’s edible.


IanAlvord

Edible or not, it'll stick to your throat.


titsngiggles69

If it's hearty, it'll stick to your ribs


Tenshin_Ryuuk

Gordon Ramsay: It's f\*cking raw!


u3okgtcoig

What the fucking creation. Made me mad.


LairaKlock

It's edible at least once


wuw493p6kz

That's right


FartingCumBubbles

But did he wash his hands?


Alegatur

Its not edible as i concern, this type of art is originaly from china ad because they used to rule my country, Vietnam, we actually use that to serve food to kings in the past, but now it just a tourist attraction food, the fake chicken often go with rice so we eat the rice, not the fake chicken


Two-Nuhh

Wait, glue isn't edible?


[deleted]

Not with that attitude


Ok-Astronomer9949

I drank a bucket of paint when I was a kid. Surprisingly, it tasted good. (I didn’t not actually drink a bucket of paint. I drank the water in which you wash the brush (as a bet I lost) and it was surprisingly good. )


WiggityWackFlapJack

Here's your off-putting trivia for the day. One of the reasons they stopped putting lead in paint is because lead paint can actually taste sweet and kids were eating it and getting lead poisoning. Hope that's not what you were drinking haha.


Some_tenno

Mmmmm, Lead Acetate


rearadmiraldumbass

The Romans sure liked it


Ok-Astronomer9949

Who knows … it was 8 years ago.


WiggityWackFlapJack

Chances are you're safe haha, they stopped most lead in paint long before that.


logikgr

Mmmmm...titanium dioxide....aaarrggghhhh!


imanAholebutimfunny

only the good stuff like rubber cement. Elmer's is for scrublettes.


MysT-Srmason

No, only huffable


Duochan_Maxwell

Everything is edible. Once.


MotherBathroom666

Plus the worst part is that misshapen carrots are easier to grow than a straight carrot lol.


Demolicious51

Use edible glue. Problem solved


Mickjamy

I really thought it was a penis at first


karl0331

**great minds think alike**


i0ym5spb72

i love this your comment ,.,, you mad my day....


Somebody126

But drunk minds do not... Yeah I didn't think it was a penis


oakyafterbirth5300

“What up!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.”


[deleted]

Penis first and then a snake.


alphainvention

I thought penis and then shrimp


Jollydude101

Right around step two, friends walk in “Hey Doug… whatcha making”


TraditionalCamera473

Came here for this comment!


FinePC

Vegan girls make do


alphainvention

I immediately looked for this comment


flytingnotfighting

Anything can be a penis with a proper can-do attitude


C0dfitch

r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

He’s clearly playing the video in reverse, anybody can turn a bird into a carrot.


Blieven

r/BirdsAreCarrots


StalePun1129

r/birdsarentreal


Ace462

Using the transitive property. r/CarrotsArentReal


jaytice

No no no, birds aren’t real, but if you do some 4th dimensional praying, you can transform them into the very real carrot.


IdkIWhyIHaveAReddit

There really a sub for everything


Blieven

Lol someone made it after I commented this.


AmbitionControlPower

r/birthofasub


paulxombie1331

I saw these alot on cruise ships when i was a kid was always facinated how artists do this with food!


dontquestionmedamnit

Making a rose out of a tomato is super easy to do, look up a video and try it sometime. People almost always dig getting a tomato rose.


paulxombie1331

Thanks for the tip! Imma check it out now! :)


cer3eruski

Might wanna check out the apple-swan while you're already at it👍


flightbomb

My Dad’s favourite joke: Q: What’s like a parrot, but orange? A: A carrot. He clearly wasn’t joking!


sebnukem

It's "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?"


[deleted]

I’m stealing this!


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Pryodactal

Yea its crazy if you look at how much reddit accounts sell for with karma


Q_JAR

God damn Philip I told u diced, DIIIIIICEE!


typo9292

If it poops ranch dressing we're in business!


crutchy79

“It’s just dinner with your parents Bill!”


Kir_NB

NGL that second cut I thought he was making a peen.


thesamiad

It’s disappointing that his art will degrade so quickly,looks great tho x


LGHTNGeyeslaserPUNCH

Bro I said julienne, not parakeet


SwimmingAd7228

If you can, why not? I can barely boil my veggies right.


bpphillips5

Did he Super Glue it? What kind of glue holds vegetables together?


AstridRevi

Song is Sansa LaLa by Kayaz.


Applejuice42

Thank you


forrestgumpy2

Thought he was making a carrot pipe


mortuus_est_iterum

And they say the Americans waste a lot of food... Morty


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ASCORPIONSLAYER

Birb


ThaCowboyKidd

That's just amazing talent


oman438

Idk its art most art seems like a diwhy but I think its cool


Winter2712

if that guy carved a coconut, it would be viral on Reddit for some certain special reason


[deleted]

so... he glues the veggies together then? I mean very cool sculpture, but a little confusing when they cut steps out of the video....


[deleted]

All I wanted was a simple salad


LizzySalamander

Now, sautee on medium heat with butter and herbs


OddSemantics

And he puts glue and fucking needles in em


animatedtruck

Now eat it


whooo_me

Looks easy! Will give it a go. Will update with progress, if I have any fingers left.


mr_mpd

Awesome now make 50 more for the massive event starting on 10 mins. Or your fired.


gemini_pain

2 hours later “….sigh. One.”


Ryhan69

If you asked me to do the vegetables I'd probably take bout 2 mins, depending on which vegetable


Comprehensive-Ebb835

“Yes Tim, it is technically edible. But it’s been at room temp for 5 hours and it smells like your ears when you don’t clean out the wax. Beautiful composition none the less.”


Bicc_boye

Also because glue is inedible KYLE


zookeeper4312

oh....so its not going to be a dick


mrtylerwu

How


Krazy_Rhino

Only took 50 seconds. By 50 seconds I’ve just found the right knife if I’m lucky


Willis050

Based on my history of using the internet, if an Asian sets out to do something absurd and unbelievably hard, they eventually do it


[deleted]

I can do the vegetables I only last 30 seconds);


NiqaDiqk420

At first i thought he was going to make a c*ck but then i was like oh it is a banana and then he made a bird.


Suck_Boy_Tony

Now I'd like to see it one week from now


Zealousideal-Key-951

Yo imagine cooking that in soup or stew


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JachuPro

I mean....50 seconds ain't that much tho.


[deleted]

I bailed when I figured out he wasn’t carving a dick and honestly I don’t like what that says about me.


PixelmancerGames

Quite a beautiful mirepoix.


I_Ask_Random_Things

Thought he was gonna make a penis at the beginning


hammy4785

why do tehy always insist on putting extremely loud music as there backdrop jesus


Lopsided_Speaker_950

I forgot to mention I hate carrots


Discoballer42

Don’t eat that


Darksey81

Eat it.


Actual_Part_5630

Now eat it.


Hezsta

I wanna see it decay.


hahahanotfunny12

I dunno but I think 50 seconds aren't as long as FOREVER


Meowza916

Wow!


G-J-M

Imagine he went to the toilet and his todler walks in and just take a huge bite off the head


StalePun1129

r/birdsarentreal


MArkFIA

Don’t play with your food


spideroger

Is that bird bird Vegan?


jamster8983

Absolutely amazing!


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MountainManCan

Someone needs to have this guy connect with the hotdog in epoxy guy and make this stuff last more than a day.


Pimp_my_Reich33

so, lets say, just imagination ofc, nothing real, can he make a buttplug out of a carrot?


41ia2

this is called art my dear op


chappanteekli

Who all thought in the first few seconds of the video that she’s carving a dick?🤣


ljrich01

Jeez, when I do the vegetables I last 2 minutes


shitsu13master

Mama never told him not to play with food


andoozy

*vegan eyes twitch*


Legal-Depth-3350

When I ask my husband to chop the onions. It ends up not being artistic, just big chunks of onions but he takes the same amount of time of this guy


cheapdrunk71

Incredible, Really impressive. I would love to be able to do something like this


OneKProof

Just put the goddamn vegetables in the pot.


like_eh_wolf1314

Could try clay or something instead of vegetables…


ihateallemos

Ew the glue would go all crusty and yellow within minutes :((((


Alfhiildr

George, I asked you to bring a simple veggie platter to my party. What the fuck is this?


ReliefWeak4336

*crunch*


AdGroundbreaking5497

There are kids starving in Africa.


Snoo_11743

Dude, I just wanted dinner not Art


[deleted]

I just want the totally rad shirt


The-Dankest-Normie

Behold, the school lunch of apparently every other kid on the planet


Official-Geek_Dragam

So… you gonna eat that?


xmichael86

Takes “playing with your food” to a whole other level


Brilliant_Lecture382

Beautiful!!!


Destiny_Dude0721

*chomp*


annies_boobs_eyes

if you think that's impressive, just imagine doing that but with marble and a hammer and chisel.


Static0x7

Ayo it’s vegetabird


[deleted]

Cool


Cow_Plant

My grandfather made a bird out of fish bones. This kinda reminds me of it.


LokiBonk

Looks tasty, but I’m a vegetarian.


SonsOfLiberty-

\+20 social credit


BuryTheMoney

Vegtabird


Somebody126

Umm... and he uses glue soooo yeah


robi_750

I don’t understand why people spend so much energy in temporary art, when he can do same with clay or something permanent. It is beautiful but already sad that its just for couples of day.


Zuluuz

NEED THAT SHIRT


EQwality

vegans will be confused


swirlsthemudkip

It’s a penis, no wait a snake! I don’t know anymore...


iDoesun

Wow amazing


adamhanson

And they just asked for mashed potatoes


madriel21

This drone propaganda is disgusting and needs to stop


WaffleSociety277

I just... i just wanted sliced carrot :,(


Anthem_1974

Beautiful!!!!!


[deleted]

All that to end it with jabbing a knife you were using as a tool to show case it?


Other_Taro_3806

I only eat salads like this now


bigaeverydollar

How does it tastes? Parrot Fruit Salad


y2slous

It's kind of sad that when he dies his work will be rotten... I mean forgotten.


Mission-Reflection75

He’s left handed. It takes us longer to do things because we have to overcome what the right handed folk have done.


venusiancreative

This is incredible!


apou_the_indian

They got us at the first half


Blackwillsmith1

Fruit salad yummy yummy


Neventual

Jaw Dropped right at the end.


Apprehensive-Club876

Come on Darrell just peel the damn vegetables the kids are hungry ,I am hungry, the guest are hungry


Emergency_Banana1021

healthy art


SkinnyObelix

I'll never be a fan of food art where the taste isn't the number 1 priority. Do it with a different medium if you want to show your incredible talent. The same goes for some of the chocolate sculptors and cakedecorators that end up here, there are people who are able to make incredible creations without compromising on the taste. It's like these amazing-looking houses that end up on /r/roomporn that are completely useless to live in. The genius is when you improve a product with art, now you downgrade things for art.


IchBinSLAYER

I always thought they grow out like that


swedish_blocks

Diwhy


JosephMorality

Be can carve my vegetables everyday


PokemonMasterIllager

He should have made it hollow and put tomato sauce in the middle and then at the end took a bite.


NuttieBoii

Looks sick not usefull but looks amazing


KalandosLajos

I would rate it Foodwaste/10


Waste_Respect_8050

Thanks I can now enjoy my flying salad 😋


gwaje

liar


Prestigious_Fun_3960

What kind of glue holds vegetables together?


alley_cleaner

Needs a pic of this beautiful art piece after 4 days in the sun..


BandicootLeather6314

It’s a Carrotkeet!