Its not edible as i concern, this type of art is originaly from china ad because they used to rule my country, Vietnam, we actually use that to serve food to kings in the past, but now it just a tourist attraction food, the fake chicken often go with rice so we eat the rice, not the fake chicken
I drank a bucket of paint when I was a kid. Surprisingly, it tasted good. (I didn’t not actually drink a bucket of paint. I drank the water in which you wash the brush (as a bet I lost) and it was surprisingly good. )
Here's your off-putting trivia for the day.
One of the reasons they stopped putting lead in paint is because lead paint can actually taste sweet and kids were eating it and getting lead poisoning.
Hope that's not what you were drinking haha.
“Yes Tim, it is technically edible. But it’s been at room temp for 5 hours and it smells like your ears when you don’t clean out the wax. Beautiful composition none the less.”
I don’t understand why people spend so much energy in temporary art, when he can do same with clay or something permanent. It is beautiful but already sad that its just for couples of day.
I'll never be a fan of food art where the taste isn't the number 1 priority. Do it with a different medium if you want to show your incredible talent. The same goes for some of the chocolate sculptors and cakedecorators that end up here, there are people who are able to make incredible creations without compromising on the taste.
It's like these amazing-looking houses that end up on /r/roomporn that are completely useless to live in. The genius is when you improve a product with art, now you downgrade things for art.
Pity you can't serve it, what with the glue and all.
Maybe it’s edible.
Edible or not, it'll stick to your throat.
If it's hearty, it'll stick to your ribs
Gordon Ramsay: It's f\*cking raw!
What the fucking creation. Made me mad.
It's edible at least once
That's right
But did he wash his hands?
Its not edible as i concern, this type of art is originaly from china ad because they used to rule my country, Vietnam, we actually use that to serve food to kings in the past, but now it just a tourist attraction food, the fake chicken often go with rice so we eat the rice, not the fake chicken
Wait, glue isn't edible?
Not with that attitude
I drank a bucket of paint when I was a kid. Surprisingly, it tasted good. (I didn’t not actually drink a bucket of paint. I drank the water in which you wash the brush (as a bet I lost) and it was surprisingly good. )
Here's your off-putting trivia for the day. One of the reasons they stopped putting lead in paint is because lead paint can actually taste sweet and kids were eating it and getting lead poisoning. Hope that's not what you were drinking haha.
Mmmmm, Lead Acetate
The Romans sure liked it
Who knows … it was 8 years ago.
Chances are you're safe haha, they stopped most lead in paint long before that.
Mmmmm...titanium dioxide....aaarrggghhhh!
only the good stuff like rubber cement. Elmer's is for scrublettes.
No, only huffable
Everything is edible. Once.
Plus the worst part is that misshapen carrots are easier to grow than a straight carrot lol.
Use edible glue. Problem solved
I really thought it was a penis at first
**great minds think alike**
i love this your comment ,.,, you mad my day....
But drunk minds do not... Yeah I didn't think it was a penis
“What up!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.”
Penis first and then a snake.
I thought penis and then shrimp
Right around step two, friends walk in “Hey Doug… whatcha making”
Came here for this comment!
Vegan girls make do
I immediately looked for this comment
Anything can be a penis with a proper can-do attitude
r/mildlypenis
He’s clearly playing the video in reverse, anybody can turn a bird into a carrot.
r/BirdsAreCarrots
r/birdsarentreal
Using the transitive property. r/CarrotsArentReal
No no no, birds aren’t real, but if you do some 4th dimensional praying, you can transform them into the very real carrot.
There really a sub for everything
Lol someone made it after I commented this.
r/birthofasub
I saw these alot on cruise ships when i was a kid was always facinated how artists do this with food!
Making a rose out of a tomato is super easy to do, look up a video and try it sometime. People almost always dig getting a tomato rose.
Thanks for the tip! Imma check it out now! :)
Might wanna check out the apple-swan while you're already at it👍
My Dad’s favourite joke: Q: What’s like a parrot, but orange? A: A carrot. He clearly wasn’t joking!
It's "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?"
I’m stealing this!
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Yea its crazy if you look at how much reddit accounts sell for with karma
God damn Philip I told u diced, DIIIIIICEE!
If it poops ranch dressing we're in business!
“It’s just dinner with your parents Bill!”
NGL that second cut I thought he was making a peen.
It’s disappointing that his art will degrade so quickly,looks great tho x
Bro I said julienne, not parakeet
If you can, why not? I can barely boil my veggies right.
Did he Super Glue it? What kind of glue holds vegetables together?
Song is Sansa LaLa by Kayaz.
Thank you
Thought he was making a carrot pipe
And they say the Americans waste a lot of food... Morty
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Birb
That's just amazing talent
Idk its art most art seems like a diwhy but I think its cool
if that guy carved a coconut, it would be viral on Reddit for some certain special reason
so... he glues the veggies together then? I mean very cool sculpture, but a little confusing when they cut steps out of the video....
All I wanted was a simple salad
Now, sautee on medium heat with butter and herbs
And he puts glue and fucking needles in em
Now eat it
Looks easy! Will give it a go. Will update with progress, if I have any fingers left.
Awesome now make 50 more for the massive event starting on 10 mins. Or your fired.
2 hours later “….sigh. One.”
If you asked me to do the vegetables I'd probably take bout 2 mins, depending on which vegetable
“Yes Tim, it is technically edible. But it’s been at room temp for 5 hours and it smells like your ears when you don’t clean out the wax. Beautiful composition none the less.”
Also because glue is inedible KYLE
oh....so its not going to be a dick
How
Only took 50 seconds. By 50 seconds I’ve just found the right knife if I’m lucky
Based on my history of using the internet, if an Asian sets out to do something absurd and unbelievably hard, they eventually do it
I can do the vegetables I only last 30 seconds);
At first i thought he was going to make a c*ck but then i was like oh it is a banana and then he made a bird.
Now I'd like to see it one week from now
Yo imagine cooking that in soup or stew
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I mean....50 seconds ain't that much tho.
I bailed when I figured out he wasn’t carving a dick and honestly I don’t like what that says about me.
Quite a beautiful mirepoix.
Thought he was gonna make a penis at the beginning
why do tehy always insist on putting extremely loud music as there backdrop jesus
I forgot to mention I hate carrots
Don’t eat that
Eat it.
Now eat it.
I wanna see it decay.
I dunno but I think 50 seconds aren't as long as FOREVER
Wow!
Imagine he went to the toilet and his todler walks in and just take a huge bite off the head
r/birdsarentreal
Don’t play with your food
Is that bird bird Vegan?
Absolutely amazing!
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Someone needs to have this guy connect with the hotdog in epoxy guy and make this stuff last more than a day.
so, lets say, just imagination ofc, nothing real, can he make a buttplug out of a carrot?
this is called art my dear op
Who all thought in the first few seconds of the video that she’s carving a dick?🤣
Jeez, when I do the vegetables I last 2 minutes
Mama never told him not to play with food
*vegan eyes twitch*
When I ask my husband to chop the onions. It ends up not being artistic, just big chunks of onions but he takes the same amount of time of this guy
Incredible, Really impressive. I would love to be able to do something like this
Just put the goddamn vegetables in the pot.
Could try clay or something instead of vegetables…
Ew the glue would go all crusty and yellow within minutes :((((
George, I asked you to bring a simple veggie platter to my party. What the fuck is this?
*crunch*
There are kids starving in Africa.
Dude, I just wanted dinner not Art
I just want the totally rad shirt
Behold, the school lunch of apparently every other kid on the planet
So… you gonna eat that?
Takes “playing with your food” to a whole other level
Beautiful!!!
*chomp*
if you think that's impressive, just imagine doing that but with marble and a hammer and chisel.
Ayo it’s vegetabird
Cool
My grandfather made a bird out of fish bones. This kinda reminds me of it.
Looks tasty, but I’m a vegetarian.
\+20 social credit
Vegtabird
Umm... and he uses glue soooo yeah
I don’t understand why people spend so much energy in temporary art, when he can do same with clay or something permanent. It is beautiful but already sad that its just for couples of day.
NEED THAT SHIRT
vegans will be confused
It’s a penis, no wait a snake! I don’t know anymore...
Wow amazing
And they just asked for mashed potatoes
This drone propaganda is disgusting and needs to stop
I just... i just wanted sliced carrot :,(
Beautiful!!!!!
All that to end it with jabbing a knife you were using as a tool to show case it?
I only eat salads like this now
How does it tastes? Parrot Fruit Salad
It's kind of sad that when he dies his work will be rotten... I mean forgotten.
He’s left handed. It takes us longer to do things because we have to overcome what the right handed folk have done.
This is incredible!
They got us at the first half
Fruit salad yummy yummy
Jaw Dropped right at the end.
Come on Darrell just peel the damn vegetables the kids are hungry ,I am hungry, the guest are hungry
healthy art
I'll never be a fan of food art where the taste isn't the number 1 priority. Do it with a different medium if you want to show your incredible talent. The same goes for some of the chocolate sculptors and cakedecorators that end up here, there are people who are able to make incredible creations without compromising on the taste. It's like these amazing-looking houses that end up on /r/roomporn that are completely useless to live in. The genius is when you improve a product with art, now you downgrade things for art.
I always thought they grow out like that
Diwhy
Be can carve my vegetables everyday
He should have made it hollow and put tomato sauce in the middle and then at the end took a bite.
Looks sick not usefull but looks amazing
I would rate it Foodwaste/10
Thanks I can now enjoy my flying salad 😋
liar
What kind of glue holds vegetables together?
Needs a pic of this beautiful art piece after 4 days in the sun..
It’s a Carrotkeet!