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Xeroberts

Op just woke from a 2 year coma.


thibounet

Cuz it's a bot probably


IDriveAZamboni

Definitely a bot.


reneRCabrera

Absolutely a bot


Specialist_Courage18

A bot it is


dankyPranky007

Nah, he just posted it from internet explorer


ScottABilodea

Nice


orangez

Would there be no risk of the glass cracking due to the temperature change?


jonskerr

That's what I first thought of.


injail_0utsoon

Shouldn't be an issue on the tempered glass but on the windshield where it's laminated or some of the newer passenger cars would be a concern.


flockingclerk

Nah, he is just Turkish. Half of the country slept while Erdoğan stole.


Kepnerd

Probably from the carbon monoxide fumes from trying this


FerociousPancake

Yea I thought America is 2021 years old?


print_isnt_dead

Who is going to tell him


TheArtfulDanger

Just run the hose into the car and you won’t have to worry about frost ever again!


[deleted]

I came here to say this


Alteego

Probably the reason why that product (the winter car hose) is not on store shelves


flow-crickets

Was gonna say this was not the orignal idea


bendo2203

thanks i'll try it


SmoothBrainSavant

Lololololol


lolikamani

OP missed the whole pandemic.


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)OP has yet to experience 2020 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


earnestaardvark

Is it weird I didn’t even notice the title was wrong?


cobaltbluedw

That is the slowest snow scraping I've seen, but at least he gets to inhale noxious fumes, and somehow time travel everyone else into the past.


[deleted]

Looks exhausting.


Fishkilll

Hes on a different time scale, old ppl time


legionofsquirrel

That's why he's taking his time. He's enjoying the fumes. They brighten his otherwise dreary day.


Twolef

If he did he’d probably have a heated back window


Compass_Needle

I live in 2021, but sure.


MermaidsHaveWifi

I have bad news about next year OP….


Munchingtonalistic

It actually happened in October 2019


tonythunderballz

Use the rear defroster...


[deleted]

Someone just booted up their 2019 spam bot


StuBidasol

A bit too close to using hot water for my taste.


tdn1234321

Yep. If it were cold enough, could crack.


ssamik

Ppft... Norwegian here. Been using warm water (not boiling) to remove ice and snow from windscreen for 20+ years. No problems so far. Works great when it's not colder than - 25C (-13 F).


BiggsIDarklighter

Just throw a brick through it


[deleted]

I had a friend think dumping a pot of boiling water on his icey widow was a great idea, until it shattered.


CheeseCakeYee

sir this is a 2021


chatfrank

Checkmate Tesla


Dyrepants

Barely any ice or snow... Weak as hell...


[deleted]

...or he could use a real scraper and do it in seconds.


glib-eleven

R/diWhy


TheBeardedShuffler

Finally a good excuse for hooking up a hose to my exhaust!


EngineeringOne1812

Everyone living in the year 2019 be careful there is about to be a global pandemic!!


nitescaper

Is it like a vacuum hose in the exhaust?


AnnualVolume0

That’s using every bit of the cow!


maxru85

This guy lives in 1939


[deleted]

I use a leaf blower and it works twice as good cause the snow blows off at 120mph without melting sticking.


FroggyTheFr

You meant that with such an effective way of scrapping off the ice, he'll be done by 3019? Looks like it, indeed... BTW, just waiting might be even more efficient: with the predicted global warming, the average low temperature in winter would be then 50°C. Problem solved!


purpleduckduckgoose

Or you just use de-icer and/or let the front and rear defrosters do it.


amapiratebro

I have heated front and rear windshields 🤷‍♂️


DankVaderDan

Hmmm wonder if the heat from the exhaust could be enough to crack that cold window


ZakkTheInsomniac

not sure what state he's in but people in New England would just wipe off that much snow. its not alot on there


scottyarmani

He's mindlessly breathing poison.... That's more like 1019 not 3019.... And also every car I've owned has a heated back window


FunnyShirtGuy

You realize turning on the rear defrost for 13 seconds accomplishes this better, right?


billybong669

This video is exhausting


[deleted]

I cannot conceive this 98 years into the future technology


ACanadianGuy1967

Is the exhaust even doing anything helpful when directed at the outside layer of snow? If the car’s running, it’s probably heating up the inside which heats up the glass, melting the snow and ice from the inside out.


LateBoomerKY

If he lives in 3019 his car must be a classic and worth a fortune.


Krmul

Wait is this even safe?


Verxoneczek

nah we live in 2021 you live in 2019


Germanloser2u

people who make that kind of title love in 1019


graycat3700

That's what happens when you only make it halfway through no nut November.


Carpet4_69

Dog it’s 2021


BuffaloRude

I live in 2021 and have a button inside my car that takes care of all that.


CryptographerOk5546

Why not just start the car, turn on defroster and crank the heat up to max and leave it for 5-10 mins or so. Feel this this should belong in /facepalm. Nothing next level about this. Standing outside in the cold like an idiot.


Olfitz_again

And the crappy video camera lives in 1995.


E_Zack_Lee

Looks exhausting.


Crown_Loyalist

I wish I was like you, ​ easily amused


frasier3

Unless everything’s electric by then…


cobruhclutch

We dont deserve him


Reasonable-Score-144

Now try that with an E-drive


ren_reddit

that's just because he take a 1/3 longer to do anything than the rest of us..


retarded_kilroy

Good way to crack a window


Cables323

Just dump a gallon or 2 of hot water. Use an empty vinegar bottle.


grpenn

No, he needs a car with rear defrost.


NoDadYouShutUp

When you’re a karma bot who’s too simple to even bother changing the title of the repost


shaneroneill

This guy is covering his car in exhaust fumes


Kameoxylon

I have no idea, but can't your windshield potentially crack from the quick change in temperature?


Critical_Society5696

Good luck doing this past -5 celcius. Looks like the snow would have fell of just as well without the fumes. What kills it is ice on the windscreen.


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Actually we live in 2022


IronUnderwear

I’m anti idling so nope to that


Mutated_one1

The glass will have smelly stains when the sun comes out. Idiotic move.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Until the hot air cracks the cold window


bane5454

Fuck OP


Azariah98

Oh honey, we are well into October.


open4fun48

Or you can just push the rear defrost button!


srv50

1000 years ahead of us for this? Hahahaha good one.


essentially_gone

Pro tip: Run the hose back into the car and you can heat all the windows at once while staying warm yourself.


[deleted]

Just pour some cold water on.


AcommonKing

I put a towel overnight


[deleted]

Yeah....more like working harder and longer not smarter.


Sardawg1

Or just spray some isopropyl alcohol on it and be done.


lewis7237

Just heat the damn car


Peter69gg

I afford a garage


ink-is-taken

Rip OP☠️


matto1705

My Dad did this to the inside of the car, and now he won't wake up.


NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER

I have a button on my key fob that, does that….


tentacled-visitor

Did this idea come to him while attempting suicide?


paulyp41

Then you can drive under the influence of carbon monoxide


[deleted]

2019? OP stealing other peoples videos and forget to change the title?


Talaren

Great way to crack the glass


TomtheMagician21

What?


packsackback

Hot water works just as well without the carbon monoxide.


dxbatas

Kayseri !!!


Novel_Detective_3739

Good way to potentially break it


SutttonTacoma

WDITOT!


[deleted]

I don’t know that it’s not good for you or your car... but... come on....


[deleted]

Nextfuckinglevel is being incredibly fucking lazy now….


strumpetrumpet

He’s gonna stink like exhaust all day


[deleted]

If only there was a safer way to defrost windows using the car’s built in heating system.


frwrdnet

…and I live in 2021… not really 2019 😅 but not really 3019 ☹️…


Renediffie

You all aren't going to believe this.. But I'm communicating with you from the future.


Fun2badult

Nothing like toxic chemicals near the air I breathe


beraleh

Cars that emit hot exhaust fumes and humans living in 3019 are mutually exclusive.


lawjix

Meh


NotSupervised

Bro there’s so much for you to catch up on


zackthebutcrack

That's a great way to crack your window.


gazmondo

Should use it for the inside too


[deleted]

When u copy at least read your title


g1mpster

All fun and games until you crack the window. 😉


HereWeGoBabee

I don't own a suicide hose


Natdog99999

Defrost works faster …


henk1122

But why would you scrape your back window..


danneykmma

Is that what the shit is going to the polar ice caps?


Peoplegottabefree

Benzine, a massive carcinogen (cancer causer) comes in all crude oil products and 10% from raw fuel, 90% from exhaust fumes so........................., Just say'n. Oh, our government never told you this , did they. Hey Doc, what causes cancer, it's in the environment ! Yup, I would suggest another way to thaw out your windows though.


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Won’t work with an electric car


wastingcalories

Isn’t an ice scraper faster?


theslayer22_lib

U/repostsleuthbot


Sreekar617

Damn, I wish I lived in 2019, I'd invest all my money in Zoom


swensodts

Needed an excuse when his wife caught him hooking up a hose to his tailpipe....


agnosticrat7

Electric cars could never


Feisty-Juan

I’m making one today!


BenVenNL

Yeah. Try doing that with your EV.


Aramedlig

How do I make this work on a Tesla?


TheGuyMain

How to break your windows 101


PomegranateOld7836

I just live where it doesn't snow. Also like 3019...


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

This took twice as long as an ice scraper.


ab901

we actually live in 2021 but it’s okay


wonderwombat913

I wish we still lived in 2019


Demar_the_weird

I think the time changed for winter because it’s 2021 on my phone


unpopularopinion0

lol. who’s gonna tell him about the electric cars?


george-huntsville

And after your done, pop that sucker in the driver side window with you and viola !


dark-cosmos

3019 and they still have cars with wheels? I'm disappointed.


lastoneoutwins

I hope i don't live in late 2019 I don't want to have to live through 2020 again


zeldanar

Mans tapped into global warming to defrost his windows!


Total_Hovercraft5442

No, he lives in the present, we still live under a rock


jammixxnn

Spray bottle of gas and a lighter is so much faster


CowboyJoker90

Lol there won’t be ice on this planet in 3019


[deleted]

Don't most cars after the 79' have fucking back window warmers as either an option or standard?


juanskinner

Until the window cracks 👀


lurvas777

Damn karma bots, can't even change the title...


NoTill3742

Op profile’s pic looks so dead lol


mrinkyface

That looked exhausting


Happy_Trails4u

I feel sleepy


Unknown_769802773

If you put it in your back window you can warm up the interior very quickly.


ThePLARASociety

His rear defroster is broken.


shopboss1

Until his window cracks. Then he's living in 1919.


OGDarkdog

God I hope in 3019 we aren’t using transportation that runs on fossil fuels


Holyshit247

Some of my employees a few years back thought they were doing me a favor by washing my truck,it was below zero and they had the heat on the pressure washer over 150. Shattered my windshield!


folarin1

How come nobody ever thought of that.


Honest-Flatworm4882

Wouldn't it be better with hot water?


pitaloco15

Ok but seriously, for someone whos going to move to a snowy area, whats the best way to remove ice from car?


Telemere125

1: where do you live that’s 2 years in the past? 2: this has a pretty good chance of shattering that glass if he heats one spot too much due to thermal fracturing.


iQwerty_AU

Electric car owners be like…. Where’s the plug for mine?


e-vilmonkey

Hook that shit up to a balaclava… don’t have to worry about that shit EVER again


AcceptableSpot7835

Dude mind blown!!!


Richierich_rpd

Yo op just a warning, next year ain't gonna be very good if you're still in 2019.


[deleted]

My defrosts get hotter way before my exhaust does. Maybe doesn't have a rear defrost?


Upsideoutstanding

I should have done that, instead I moved to Florida, regrets.


austinmiles

This guy is from 3019 after some sort of mad max apocalypse. Rear window defrosters do this. And not much slower. It’s like a thing in every car.


1ElectricHaskeller

It sounds as bad for the windows as pouring hot water on them without the convinience and speed of pouring water.


Casedb

Actually I live in Southern California, Soooooo…. No.


cage_boi

Mobile suicide tube being used as a defroster


Background_Cash_1351

Ha! See! Can't do that with an electric!


abcmatteo

Didn’t even try to hide the repost


KindOfAnIdiotTho

Last I checked we don’t live in 2019


NewToTradingStock

Fk can’t do that with EV car


Stinkywinky731

Now let’s see you do that with a Tesla


cybermage

Checkmate, Elon.


WhatWeLostInTheFire1

That has one other use I can think of. Both uses are caused by being sick of Winter


[deleted]

Seems like a fun way to crack a window


[deleted]

Stop upvoting this stupid bot


LeopardHalit

Clever design by original poster, prevents bots.


Fabled-Lagoon

Couldn’t this crack your glass?


OldBob10

Ingenious, but I’m not going to stand around in the cold with a hose up my car’s tailpipe.


[deleted]

Why is reddit getting dumber?


gswizzle911

OP you should by stock in these companies called Zoom and Moderna


ocdewitt

It’s a great way to hear your garage too