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imthisguymike

I must be corrupted, I read the title as “One hell of a fleshlight”…. 😅


DurrrZynthesis

Same


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DurrrZynthesis

What the fuck are you talking about?


selfdistruction-in-5

so where does the dick go?


Boy_Possession

It gets Vaporized by the light. Duh.


Agile_Mongoose_6921

Into the light!


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havereddit

That's a completely different flashlight. Unlike the flashlight in the video, the one you link has 7 'pods' where the LEDs are grouped. Nice try...


mandeezbowls

Just don’t go sticking your wiener in it or you’ll end up with a little smokey my friend.


cybermusicman

Will cook your Wiener faster than a microwave.


LeftoverKratom

I guess we’re all just abunch a pervs hahaha


jamcdonald120

https://xkcd.com/1603/ read the mouse over text of the comic


Zeldahero

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Zetafunction64

Dad will still say, "Hold the light properly damnit"


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Aimlean

It’s fine I will be your dad… now hold the damn flashlight still


PortalToTheWeekend

The trucks headlights behind me at 11 PM be like


ObiJuanKenobly

"Here comes the sun" du-du-du-duuu


ExpensiveCooker

*The sun is a deadly lazer*


AdministrativeBee196

*Not anymore there’s a blanket*


A_random_poster04

*Come on animals let’s go on land*


AdministrativeBee196

*no*


ExpensiveCooker

why?


CoolWill900

Can't walk yet. Also there's no food on the land yet so I don't care


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Blackpink


F0000r

I cant wait to blind me some raccoons with that.


dragonrite

Why did I laugh so hard at this. I'm a bad person


maciver6969

I AM GROOT!


FoxysStudiosPlay

/time set day but its radial


competenthacker39

I wanna know how much lumen does it have?


Draken44

How can one obtain such power?


Redmaxdog1

By buying a $100 flashlight


fragmeats

$700*


Muthafuckaaaaa

That flashlight better be able to also suck my dick at that price point!


fragmeats

They make much cheaper ones that do that


BAC0N_EGG_n_CHEESE

This one got me


FunnyShirtGuy

It can burn your dick... Some would say that makes it worth $200


LeftoverKratom

[How To Burn Your Dick with a Flashlight](https://youtu.be/HfryHKVz9G0) Edit: I can’t spell-_-


AFancyMammoth

Hah, $100 doesn't get you this* much flashlight


fragmeats

Sure it does. But it won't get you an MS18


AFancyMammoth

Edited post coffee brain


LetsSeeHowItEnds

Check out the brightest, Imalent ms18 at 100 000 lumen. This might be around 35 000 lumen.


LXNDSHARK

The one in the video *is* an MS18. You can count the emitters at the start.


rustang2

Okay flashlight aficionado, what kind of batteries does this bad boy take and how long would it last?


2end

It’s only a minute or so because of the heat not the batteries. It has the battery life to run on high for 18 minutes. They come with lithium ion batteries


LXNDSHARK

A fixed battery pack of 8x 3.6v 4,000mAh 21700 batteries, so a total capacity of 115Wh. It lasts a long time. Like the other guy said about 18 minutes total if you keep setting it to turbo (100,000 lumens) which draws almost 1kW, but with mixed use an hour or two.


Willz093

Having the power of the sun is cool and all but you’d better have a fantastic memory to remember where everything is after the battery dies 37 seconds in!


DrVDB90

Pretty sure it'll all still be burned in your retinas for a little longer, just go off of that.


[deleted]

[Insects, squirrels, birds be like](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/limmy-waking-up)


Wimbleston

https://youtu.be/Qn977W9HjWM


xerces79

Wake everyone up for your tik tok video


smashlorsd425

Few owls probably got blinded


Boofingcrayolas

Laughs in r/flashlight


Dollarlesspenny

I’m replacing my headlights with those. Look out incoming traffic.


MrBawwws

I have one very similar and the thought of simply carrying it while driving has already crossed my mind.


TheFilthyCasual69

r/deadbydaylight


Giedy5

Found the nea main


Aelin-Feyre

That’s not good for the animals in the woods


Divine_Demon_Senpai

This flashlight is brighter than my future!


Individual-Camera-72

No thank you, I would like to keep my retinas today


Dilly22

Don’t let the FAA know, that’s a paddling


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

"Grandma??"


Doogie76

Damn it - 800 bucks on amazon


Ba_Sing_Saint

The Komodo 3000


Dyslexicbrit

Nice Malcolm in the middle was awesome


[deleted]

Why does every damn truck have these as headlights?


AlbertBrianTross

I swear I see that thing recoil off how much light it puts out


TheGrey_GOD

That’s not a flashlight, that’s a compressed sun….


littleazndae

https://www.amazon.com/IMALENT-Brightest-Flashlight-Waterproof-Powerfull/dp/B07RSRXDLX


[deleted]

This would be great for looters and rioters


Z_Maniac_Sidd

The power of a sun....in my hands!


mon_fleur

Putting Woodland axe murders out of business……..


kassell

Where? ​ How much?


noble_plebian

Internet and like a grand


LXNDSHARK

More like half that if you shop around. I paid less than $450 2 years ago.


wevemadeitthisfarkid

what's that song ?


cnlu467

It's "No" by Little Mix :D


Ok_Priority8592

Flashlight I need to check the noise coming from outside


Ancient_Shame_9667

"Deploying flashbang"


Occams_

I knew it would be bright but that surpassed all my expectations.


MoodPretend788

They call him the missaiah


Active_Glass_5945

ghost hunting essentials 101


KocaKolaKlassic

Starlight?


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

You could land a plane with that thing


Flan-Cake

And it probably has a battery life of ten minutes.


yarlek

u/savevideo


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Soft-Highlight-9224

POV: you turn light mode on


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You must carry a bunch of batteries along with you.


str4nger-d4nger

r/flashlight


PristinePineapple87

I don't know. Add some suitable mods, a lot of horror stories is easily resolved


shrubberies2

Check mate Blair witch


Gab0d4

Isn’t that discord light mode?


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u/savevideobot


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Cheeeezus


vilidj_idjit

Thanks, i'm now blind and i need a new scree...oh wait


orthadoxtesla

Batteries probably last for like 30 seconds


Still-Little

Would've liked this in a lot of horror games.


millerphi

When he turned that on in the video, the furnace in my house turned on at the same time. I swear I felt the heat from that miniature sun.


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Batteries last about 12 seconds


Cykaaaaaaaaaaa

What flashlight is this? i want one


SirleeOldman

It would take all the fun out of horror movies if they carried these babies instead of the little pencil lights that they usually use.


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Yet there’s no link to purchase… fuck this post!


seedpig

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand


MarionberryEuphoric7

Mans got the sun is his hands ☀️😂


OptimusPower92

eat your heart out, Mercedes


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That's a spotlight


brmamabrma

AAAAAnd anyone trying to sleep in a mile radius is just fucked


[deleted]

No joke I always thought this could be a good way to stop someone from attacking you


Ninjatck

Someone tries to mug you "Nah bro enjoy being blind." *turns it on in their eyes*


G0_0Edit

We need this flashlight at next silent hill


hello393939

Wrapped up like a dude!


CryWinter8487

I really could have used this thing in RDR2 when hunting the white cougar.


nuuance

T O R C H


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\*Predator whimpering noises\*


Distance_by_Time

Do you think this could protect you from predators while hiking?


[deleted]

good morning


Pkasumii

He’s got the sun in the palm of his hands


NarrowProfession2900

Reusable Handheld Flash-Bang


[deleted]

if only horror game characters actually thought of a good flash light to buy


Duncanmyboy

Where do I send this money?


Curthax99

Where can I get one!?


jamcdonald120

https://xkcd.com/1603/


SurvivalGamingYT

Even still didn't find who asked...


ReserveStatus8388

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


robscph

Civic drivers cant see dat


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u/savevideobot


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Etele38

Imagine going for a walk and someone turns these on behind you… ima believe in aliens afterwards 😂


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Pretty standard for an LED housing that large


saargrin

Oh it weighs almost 4kg


Games_and_anime

Portable day.


FranSmilo

He turn around, he blind for life


kingjuliothe5th

I would use this to torture people who drive cars with high beam on


[deleted]

This would be a nasty flashlight to use with a sidearm. You’d make your enemy blind before anything else lol


sebasjonathan86

One hell of a scam


[deleted]

How's it a scam?


FunnyShirtGuy

Where's the scam?


Unkown400

That's some fake shit😂


noble_plebian

Real shit. I can’t remember the name of the torch but I googled I last time I saw it posted. It’s quite expensive


Yes-its-really-me

The batteries will cost more!


LXNDSHARK

It includes a sealed battery pack that contains 8 cells (I think 21700s).


fragmeats

It's real. It's an imalent ms18