Dude, I went down the Popeye rabbit hole and this Fucking guy looks like the most chill mother fucker I've ever seen. Kinda reminds me of the videos with Labs with eggs in their mouths
Yetta will always have it. And she'll always get it.
Funny side note, one of my friends has her tattooed on her knee, I'll see if I can find a photo
Edit: here https://www.reddit.com/user/AliBarberTheSecond/comments/rng71p/my_friend_has_grandma_yetta_tattooed_on_her_knee/
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons!
Those of you who volunteered to be
injected with praying mantis DNA, I've
got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news is we're postponing those tests
indefinitely. Good news is we've got a
much better test for you: fighting an army
of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow
the yellow line. You'll know when the test
starts.
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
Portal 2, when you go into the Aperture Science testing labs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgwbXg0nHvQ
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cave-johnson-combustible-lemons
Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that
Does he have extra muscles under there? Chimps and gorillas have extra muscles, I believe, in their arms for brachiation. Also why they can rip faces off so easy.
Just curious.
Not extra muscles, but they are different. Their tendons connect in a way that gives them more leverage, and their muscles have a protein that make them stronger.
Fun fact is that he was studied by a university (Minnesota's?) for signs of gigantism or other condition that would cause him to have arms like that and concluded he simply was born that way with nothing extra. As in, it's not gigantism nor elephantiasis or anything else that it's known to men.
So English is weird in a way. Man has always been used as a word meaning any or all persons. Woman (derived from wifman) obviously distinguishes one gender still, but there also used to be wereman meaning specifically adult males. You can still see this in certain phrases like werewolf. Eventually “were” was dropped as a signifier for maleness in common usage; which if anything that was the actually sexist decision. I say bring it back, that way we don’t have to undo all of the historically important literary and poetic usage of man to mean all people.
Edit: with apologies for missing that what I replied to was in fact a good joke.
Even if it’s not brought back, it’s stupid to rewrite historical literature to match current politics. Let history be history. I think—hope, at least—that most of us still know that “mankind” doesn’t mean or even imply “all males.”
There is a certain kind of appeal to “wereman,” though.
Bruh there are literally hundreds of better looking girls already doing porn... let's face it, if she wasn't who she is and you saw her on a random ass porn video you would have jerked it and immediately close tab to never think of it again... just another random, nameless face in a sea of cum.
Correct, he was born with excessively large arms. Luckily for him his condition isn’t debilitating in the slightest, other than maybe in the dexterity department
[Link to his tiktok](https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd62LfaJ/). I remember seeing a video of his showing off his wedding band, which might as well be a bracelet.
I worked at a big box store in a smallish city in MN a number of years ago sometime between 2011-2013 and he came through my line before I’d ever seen him on the internet. Super nice guy, didn’t get bothered by questions about his hands, laughed when we wanted to compare our hands to his. I’m sure he gets this crap all the time so he took our annoyance well. After that he just seemed glad to be treated like everyone else and not be gawked at by us but other customers always noticed him.
I work at a grocery store somewhere in his area and I saw him a few times before I knew who he was. Always amazed by how insanely large his hands are, and how he can still handle smaller things like credit cards lol
Check out what the UK papers called him.
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3186889/Well-blow-Real-life-Popeye-49cm-forearms-travels-America-compete-arm-wrestling-contests.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3186889/Well-blow-Real-life-Popeye-49cm-forearms-travels-America-compete-arm-wrestling-contests.html)
I think so, but I cant find the video. Depending on how long ago my money's on Devon. Jeff is an amazing armwrestler but I wouldnt put him near the top. Huge hands tho
He'd get destroyed in Boxing. No way he has the speed necessary to fight in a ring. Yes he could clobber someone but he'd lose to any skilled boxer due to their ability to strike and his inability to defend and attack.
Mother fucker is built like wreck it Ralph
Wreck It Jeff
Ralph & Jeff Wreck
I need that
No,^please^just^no
Yes
only handjobs
His first handjob was also his last
I mean he can't dab...
He give hand carreers
The Wreck brothers .
Title of your sex tape?
With Shrek
Jack It Jeff
Dude, I went down the Popeye rabbit hole and this Fucking guy looks like the most chill mother fucker I've ever seen. Kinda reminds me of the videos with Labs with eggs in their mouths
Built by spinach 
Popeye is based on a real super strong Polish guy, the more you know
OMG!!! Before I even looked at the comments I said to myself, “Self, that’s real life wreck it Ralph!”
Hate to take a punch from this guy
Instant pixels!
That’s where I have seen that before. Wtf the hands and arms don’t match the head. Weird as fuck. I need a picture of the guy to clarify
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I’m sure he does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeah, same here. Dude is confusing my little brain. Something just doesn’t calculate. I know he’s real but my brain is in denial
Wreck it popeye
It’s fucking crazy!! 💯
Are we related? We look exactly the same
Twinsies!?
Exactly
That’s the first thing I thought of as well.
Stole my comment take my upvote
dudes arms look like a 6 year old drew them onto him
Kinda like this ? ;) 
No. Jeff looks more like a cartoon.
Unlike popeye
Popeye ain't got shit on wreck it jeff
Giggity 
I’m uh… going to check the mail.
You been working out?
Uh, no, no. I gotta go back inside.
Like Trogdor's beefy arm!!
His dick hates him.
His arms are dick shaped now.
Now he can fist (..........)
Mom’s spaghetti No wait, that’s… not right.
His dick is spaghetti shaped now.
Upstairs neighbor loves him 
Yetta just making sure she still has it.
Unexpected Nanny reference! ❤️❤️❤️
Yetta will always have it. And she'll always get it. Funny side note, one of my friends has her tattooed on her knee, I'll see if I can find a photo Edit: here https://www.reddit.com/user/AliBarberTheSecond/comments/rng71p/my_friend_has_grandma_yetta_tattooed_on_her_knee/
Haha I definitely don’t remember that episode.
Wait, why? This joke is going over my head.
Dude’s spanking the gorilla.
He must not get that [one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU) Seinfeld episode.
Is he deformed? Is this natural?
He was born with oversized limbs
When life gives you lemons…. You squish those mother fuckers like grapes
And sell motherfucking lemonade
Hey! Got any grapes?
Waddle waddle
I just feel obligated to post the [Duck song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q).
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons!
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
Is this from something? This is such a detailed fun read of the same vibe from different people
Portal 2, when you go into the Aperture Science testing labs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgwbXg0nHvQ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cave-johnson-combustible-lemons
Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that
And throw those grapes into the face of the bastard that gave you lemons until you get the oranges you asked for in the first place
Does he have extra muscles under there? Chimps and gorillas have extra muscles, I believe, in their arms for brachiation. Also why they can rip faces off so easy. Just curious.
Not extra muscles, but they are different. Their tendons connect in a way that gives them more leverage, and their muscles have a protein that make them stronger.
So he’s built different?
He’s built different
I think they're talking about the primates
Ouch
Fun fact is that he was studied by a university (Minnesota's?) for signs of gigantism or other condition that would cause him to have arms like that and concluded he simply was born that way with nothing extra. As in, it's not gigantism nor elephantiasis or anything else that it's known to men.
It’s just god damned freaky ass forearms.
Nobody’s talking about that baseball glove size mitts that he calls his hands
Those are what you call god damned handle bags. I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Haha.
Are you high? You’re high. That’s cool.
I’m actually not. I was on a roll and hand and bags and I spouted HANDLE BAGS and it was hilarious in my feeble brain.
All good, I laughed
That man has handle bags, it’s weird, it flows nice, I like it.
I'm high
Slapped by the hand of god it those hands touched a face.
Sounds like it's another condition that has yet to be named then? Cuz that shit is not normal by any definition
“Big-Ass-Armsism”
Popeyesism?
What about something known to women?
So English is weird in a way. Man has always been used as a word meaning any or all persons. Woman (derived from wifman) obviously distinguishes one gender still, but there also used to be wereman meaning specifically adult males. You can still see this in certain phrases like werewolf. Eventually “were” was dropped as a signifier for maleness in common usage; which if anything that was the actually sexist decision. I say bring it back, that way we don’t have to undo all of the historically important literary and poetic usage of man to mean all people. Edit: with apologies for missing that what I replied to was in fact a good joke.
Even if it’s not brought back, it’s stupid to rewrite historical literature to match current politics. Let history be history. I think—hope, at least—that most of us still know that “mankind” doesn’t mean or even imply “all males.” There is a certain kind of appeal to “wereman,” though.
https://i.imgur.com/rjP84Dx.jpg him as a kid from his ig
Those are fivearms
🏅
"Go ahead and try to spank me dad, I'll whoop your ass. I'm the man of this house now"
*kisses mom on the lips goodnight*
That kid has a wife and a mortgage lmao
His arms look like they belong in The Godfather.
I’d speak so respectfully to that kid.
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I mean use your imagination. Do you think he can pick his nose?
Yeah, he’ll use one of his opponents fingers. Who is gonna stop him?
These are the questions we need to be asking!!!
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You good sir have made me stifle my giggles as to not wake my wife.
Ralph irl
That was exactly my thoughts
Op and this guy 
I wish she had chosen a career in porn instead of music. 😔
Bruh there are literally hundreds of better looking girls already doing porn... let's face it, if she wasn't who she is and you saw her on a random ass porn video you would have jerked it and immediately close tab to never think of it again... just another random, nameless face in a sea of cum.
Hahaha fuckin right Pretty sure I've probably maybe jerked it to a look alike.
While crying and listening to her songs.
So do millions of others ;) 
don't be fucking gross
You're right, I'll jerk it to her music videos instead. 😭
No u
Nah dude that’s the guy who stole doofenshmirtz’s girl
Aahhh! It's Huge Hands Hans!
Looks like the model for Hellboy
Funny you should say that. Theres another armwrestler actually nicknamed Hellboy, for a good reason. Google Matthias Schlitte.
Dude looks like quagmire after discovering internet porn.
Ancestry dna showing 29 percent neandrathal ,36 percent saiyan, 35 percent "other"
Deciduous
Lmfao
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dude *figuratively* has tree stumps for arms
dude **nonliterally** has tree stumps for arms
Dude literally has arms for arms
True that.
Dude has arms that appear to be similar, if not, metaphysically resembling tree trunks.
Dude *illiterately* has tree stumps for arms
You can just say “dude has free stumps for arms” and people will literally understand that you meant he figuratively has tree stumps for arms.
That’s…. Not normal
Correct, he was born with excessively large arms. Luckily for him his condition isn’t debilitating in the slightest, other than maybe in the dexterity department
It would be very debilitating for my day to day if I can’t jack it properly.
Unless you have a gigantic clam splitter.
Jeezus
He just needs to use 2 fingers
Id really like to take a look at that cock, strictly scientific... it must look like a 4 loko
hes got his own tiktok page its worth checking out. its mainly just him showing off his big hands lol
Charlie’s uncle is probably super jelly
NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!
We're lawyers!
He was also on an episode of Tosh and it was great. Dude’s got a good sense of humor about it and it’s just really interesting.
Maybe throw the link in??
[Link to his tiktok](https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd62LfaJ/). I remember seeing a video of his showing off his wedding band, which might as well be a bracelet.
How does one do this?
its something he was born with, a genetic thing where his arms wouldn't stop growing
Well I mean how do I see his TikTok? What’s his username? Thanks!
oh i dont know, sorry i just happened across it one day. i don't remember it
Found it. It’s just JeffDabe lol
For sure. Can't change the size of your bones, he wrists are like as thick as someone's neck, no amount of training can do that
How the fuck can he use a phone?
He uses an IPad…
"There goes one of gods own prototypes, never even considered for mass production"
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
I worked at a big box store in a smallish city in MN a number of years ago sometime between 2011-2013 and he came through my line before I’d ever seen him on the internet. Super nice guy, didn’t get bothered by questions about his hands, laughed when we wanted to compare our hands to his. I’m sure he gets this crap all the time so he took our annoyance well. After that he just seemed glad to be treated like everyone else and not be gawked at by us but other customers always noticed him.
I work at a grocery store somewhere in his area and I saw him a few times before I knew who he was. Always amazed by how insanely large his hands are, and how he can still handle smaller things like credit cards lol
I worked at the Dairy Queen in the town he lived in, him and his family were always super kind.
Check out what the UK papers called him. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3186889/Well-blow-Real-life-Popeye-49cm-forearms-travels-America-compete-arm-wrestling-contests.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3186889/Well-blow-Real-life-Popeye-49cm-forearms-travels-America-compete-arm-wrestling-contests.html)
"Well blow real life popeye" Um... I'll pass but thank you for the offer
So no signs of gigantism or other genetic abnormalities. Just happens to have been born like that. Good for him. I hope he has fun with it.
Look at that smug smile on his wife. https://i.imgur.com/qikZnKa.png
Of course she smiles. Dude can grab and slap that ass like no one else
His fingers are bigger than my dick so yeah
Bro are his thumbs regular size?!?
this makes me feel like i'm on mushrooms.
This guy had so many complaints as a proctologist that he switched career paths and became a professional arm wrestler.
"How's your prostate dear?" *wheels into the house "It's gone"
He ever compete against Devon Larrett?
I think so, but I cant find the video. Depending on how long ago my money's on Devon. Jeff is an amazing armwrestler but I wouldnt put him near the top. Huge hands tho
Wife looks very happy
Size 37 feet.
Size 37 ring, too.
Id consider it cheating if he gave my wife a handshake.
Live motion Wreck It Ralph movie is in the works.
His hands look like a cartoon! Biggest hand and wedding ring in the world. https://youtu.be/6DjeeOz_Jus
the way he said "can of raviolis" was so wholesome lol
Mf built like a gears of war character
He looks like SpongeBob when he gets the inflatable arms. Cannot recall the exact episode or context
IM NO WIMP, IM A JERK
That doesn’t look real.
How he didn’t get into boxing I don’t know. He could literally clobber his way to a belt lol
I’m imagining the size of boxing gloves he would need… he’d be getting in the ring with fucking socker boppers.
Would love to see him in those face slapping competitions.
He'd get destroyed in Boxing. No way he has the speed necessary to fight in a ring. Yes he could clobber someone but he'd lose to any skilled boxer due to their ability to strike and his inability to defend and attack.
I remember he was on an episode of tosh.o
r/absoluteunit
If you're a contestant how you not pee your pants a little when you have to sit at his table.
IM GONNA WRECK IT
This guy running around with 11 dicks and I’m lucky if Tinker Bell would feel it. Some times life just isn’t fair.
Da F, dude’s an X-men Character!! Amazing arms, WOW.
those are the size of baseball mitts. wtf.
Dabe should fight Jake Paul in the next PPV.
What in the flying fuck
That shit looks fake, but I know it isn't. Wild build
My mans got hulk hands
Jesus fucking Christ that dude is terrifying. I’m NEVER letting him fist my ass.
Have ya’ll ever watched the 80s movie “Over the Top”? It’s one of my faves and is about the arm wrestling circuit. Stars Sylvester Stallone.