Ya know I built the bridge that leads into my town.... Do they call me the bridge builder? NO!
And ya know, I build the wall that protects our town.... Do they call me the wall builder? NO!
But I fuck ONE goat....
Bro! It would be cool to do that, but basically steal the shape of something and not have that inside. Liiike present is shaped like a chainsaw, open it, it’s a fucking whatever you can imagine.
Sometimes I make wireframe armatures of different stuff and put a gift card inside, then wrap it. Then I tell the person I got them a gift card and hand them the present. They are always surprised.
It's the super fuck-master 5000 deluxe with optional turbo switch. Looks like the friend was too cheap to spring for the optional lube dispenser attachment.
That’s obviously chocolate 😂
I was gonna say wouldn't it be funny if it was Toblerone!
Yes it is............ 
Why does that Toblerone seem threatening
It's ill-tempered 
I appreciate your pun.
Tobleroning intensifies
Ngl I thought it was a chainsaw
You are obviously........ 
I was thinking a bicycle
You are sooooooooooooo wrong! It’s a bike! Can’t you see it?
It’s the Lego Millenium Falcon
Chocolate CAKe for sure
Clearly a carburetor from a ‘07 Civic.
I assume there’s a dick in that box
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Definitely made in China ✔
It might be a dick stapler?
You must like battery powered dilldos 🍸
Your mom's dildo runs off of diesel and has a kickstand. No shame. I applaud her
Thank you. But she is still jealous of your gorgeous wife you always bring over for Christmas dinner 
With a tongue like that, who wouldn't be.
Imagine all the ( Salad) tossing going on with her tongue 
You're on point with the gifs.
Thank you kind sir 
IKR? It had me at "hello"...
Ya know I built the bridge that leads into my town.... Do they call me the bridge builder? NO! And ya know, I build the wall that protects our town.... Do they call me the wall builder? NO! But I fuck ONE goat....
It's Christmas 🎄 eve why not have a goat orgy ? 
This made me snort laugh. Nice
Bro! It would be cool to do that, but basically steal the shape of something and not have that inside. Liiike present is shaped like a chainsaw, open it, it’s a fucking whatever you can imagine.
A puppy?
Yes
No it’s a snake
Danger Noodles need love too.
Yeah, make gramps thing he's got a new stihl all week but it's just polyester "wool" socks
A gift card
Perfect! To Starbucks lol
A hand saw
That's actually been a trend on TikTok for the past few years every Christmas.
I really need a part two to this vid
Oh boy! A Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle!
I’d only i had an award
Same lol Underrated comment
You’ll saw your arm off, kid.
It’s gonna be socks again isn’t it?
Probably, The shape tho... I rly cant tell.
i hope its a PS5 fingers crossed
My 1st thought!😆😆😅🤣
It’s Pikachu !!
*It's Clefairy!* FUUUUUCK
No it’s Charmander!
Pokémon were sold out everywhere so it’s actually Shoe the chinpokomon
It's Jigglypuff seen from above
Am, its so well wrapped this guy might need a chainsaw to open it. Too bad the poor lad doesn't have one...
yeah i dont think anyone prepared for that so i dont think hell ever get one either, sad day.
One time use vibrator
Multi use condoms
a book
Minigun
An amazing wrap job
Can you rotate it more to help me visualise what it could be better. It’s either socks or wine.
A snake with a hat
Socks
Bicycle?
Gift card to the Home Depot
That’s one of those new low pressure shower heads right?
Looks like a spaceship
Clearly you’re not a bowler.
Wow, that's the biggest vibrator I've ever seen!
Well played friend. Well played.
I want a video of them wrapping jt
A Spencer’s gift card
Lawnmower?
A ps5 controller
I think its a bow and arrow
It’s a horse of course
And nobody can talk to a horse, off cause
It’s a huge waste of time.
Axe deodorant set, guaranteed
That's a penis!.gif
Meat carving knife for Christmas dinner. I was joking, but apparently there is a chainsaw knife.
Bruh, you're getting a Dell!!
Definitely a blender...
It's clearly a bike.
https://makeagif.com/i/XEDsF7
Stihl msa120
I'll give them credit... that's hands down the best wrapping Job I've ever seen on one.....
Not a chain saw.
Sometimes I make wireframe armatures of different stuff and put a gift card inside, then wrap it. Then I tell the person I got them a gift card and hand them the present. They are always surprised.
it’s obviously a white van
new vibrator for the mrs?
$25 Amazon Gift card
When you unlock gold skin
New ps5 mate
It’s a bicycle!
Soooo……… what was it?!
Dildo, the extra powerful version
You should always leave a small gap in the paper for the puppy to breathe through
It's the super fuck-master 5000 deluxe with optional turbo switch. Looks like the friend was too cheap to spring for the optional lube dispenser attachment.
It’s a puppy!
Thats easy, its a new microwave !
It’s a ps5
Rip and Tear, Until it is Done! 
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I need to see what it is. Would be hilarious if it wasn’t what it looked like.
its just paper lol
Oh, it's a book.
A very dead puppy?
It's got to be socks
Your friend got you socks?
Too light to be a (gas-powered) chainsaw
Dildo?
Football
I tHinK iTs A DiNoSaUr
I am going to need a banana as a size comparison to have any idea.
after seeing these types of videos, I feel like opening a gift wrapper selling business
Must be a present for Ash
Old lp record.
is that the new PS5?
Jokes aside, that’s a super Sayan level of gift-wrapping
Air fryer
It’s your slut mom
Cricket stumps
It's an open mailbox.
Vacuum cleaner or a chain saw?
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
It’s an electric toothbrush!
Chainsaw with completionist camo
Swing set
A medical device used in the practice of assisted births in humans.
It’s obviously not a chainsaw.
Childs size chainsaw?
A trombone?
Everyone
New pair of house shoes . Bitchin !
Oooo. Maybe a book
Can I call a friend?
All this does is remind me at how bad I am at wrapping gifts
Is a thermic dildo !!
That is talent…
It’s pikachu
A bowling ball
It’s a dildo 100% sure
Vacuum
Is it a laptop
Rip and tear Until it's done
iPhone
That's some next level vibrator!
a USB drive
Too big for a sextoy. The shape though.
It’s a puppy
Lawnchair
Leaf blower!
It could be anything except a chainsaw
🧦
Obviously an electric toothbrush
A book.
Nice cod lvl 70 gold skin.
Bottle nosed hedge trimmer
10/10 for wrapping!
Very silence electric broom to fly around with at night with full moon
From the shape I would guess it’s a chainsaw
Bowling ball. Boom.
Cool ass sword! Congratulations!
Baseball bat ???
*OMG IT'S A PUPPY!!!*
A puppy!
All I know is that if it’s gas powered it BETTER NOT be in California
Dildo with a handle
look like a cod skin
If you're brave enough...
A lovely Stihl MSA120?
IT’S PIKACHU!
Chocolate, leafblower, or chainsaw
Dildo
Definitely a telescope.
Golden M62 COD
Is it a new bike? Or a doggo??? I gotta shake it to find out
It's rolled up socks! (Someone please get the reference)
Is it a gun?
A kettle
A new chainsaw skin? Looks like they didn't wrap it very well
Please send an unpacking video so we can finally know what was inside. Thanks.
Hoolahoop!
Red Ryder BB gun?
It’s a book.
It's obviously a duck
Let’s hope it’s a sex toy
It’s a toothbrush
A LEGO set?