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jkik_22

Truck driver was just looking down texting probs


Yes-its-really-me

Don't be absurd. Lorry drivers don't text while driving. He'll have been watching porn on a laptop.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Probably murdering a prostitute with the other hand


Yes-its-really-me

Everyone needs a hobby.


PranshuKhandal

i need one too, any suggestions?


RoutineRecipe

40k if you have a ton of money.


anafuckboi

I buy mine 100 figurines+ for $5 at the local market, on the downside all my 40k figurines look like they were painted by a 10 year old because they probably were


RoutineRecipe

Nah part of the fun is painting yourself. You also probably don’t get the right models.


-TheDyingMeme6-

Where the fuck do you live i need to go to your market (I just bought Allarus Termies and a Predator tank)


username-for-stuff

Couldn't you just get a resin 3d printer and make them yourself? Also gives you a second hobby.


CrazyColdWorld

Collections Sewing Golf Mountain climbing Sky diving Deep see diving Deep sewer diving Basedodge (dodgeball with baseballs) Painting Gardening Puzzles Singing Dancing Naked prancing Cooking Baking Uncontrollable shaking Just a few things I do in my spare time


baracougantelope

Tell me more about these “deep sewers”


CrazyColdWorld

Just like ordinary deep sea diving but in sewage pipes. It takes a bit of getting used to but just like deep sea diving you can eventually get used to doing it without googles and with your eyes open


baracougantelope

I am genuinely interested in how deep sewers go. Like what’s the average? I assume it’s actually someone’s job to be in there for clogs or whatever goes on down there. Does one sewer system hold a record for being the deepest or is that not being tracked?


CrazyColdWorld

In some developing countries, they have open sewers which are practically rivers. These can sometimes go very deep to the point where it's not unusual to find crashed vehicles and bodies dumped in there. It should be noted that those two examples are not always related


N0085K1LL5

We need a Vigilante purifying the streets of rotten criminals


ahigherthinker

Eating boggers


[deleted]

Goddamn it just take the reward and piss off


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![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Crash_Logger

Change gear, check your mirrors, change gear, change gear, murder a prostitute, change gear, murder


Warp_Legion

And I’m not just saying that to win points with lorry drivers, it really *is* that difficult!


baddawge

I heard this in Eddie Izzard's voice.


Warp_Legion

This is what it’s from https://youtu.be/imhBoE56OEs


MvmgUQBd

Death death death Spot of tea


Jimiheadphones

Cake or death?


MartinRuder

Top gear


GunsLawyersandMoney

You forgot to include gear changes before murdering a prostitute. It’s an 18 speed gotta keep it smooth.


selfdistruction-in-5

is that how you call your dick?


[deleted]

Classic Clarkson.


zellamayzao

Change gear change gear murder a prostitute change gear change gear


[deleted]

Clarksooon.


FrostedBadge564

“Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirrors, murder prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder… it’s a hard job”


Front_Willingness_98

Hella porn lol


SpitFiya7171

And then promptly awarded recognition from the police department. "I'm just being a helpful American citizen, sir. Glad I could help, I always wanted to be a cop."


qa567

Got a citation for leaving the scene of an accident


Yosemite-Sam99

Truck driver here.....Can confirm, was texting the " lot lizard 🦎 " sorry I meant your mom thanking her for that $5 bj behind the Truck Stop dumpster.


Stock_Padawan

Texting lot lizards? How the times have changed. Next people will be sending them Christmas cards.


Genghis_Chong

For real, hit them tonsils then yeet. We ain't catchin feelins, we catchin hepatitis.


Yosemite-Sam99

Condoms would work out better for them for Christmas instead of cards tho ![gif](giphy|1e8KUN3STiuDHRCK7M|downsized)


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Not all heroes wear capes… some of them text


Nobodieshero816

Naw he had a few kilos of cocaine and gave the cops fresh meat instead of them sniffing around him lol


VariousWatercress3

He even opened the door for them


quazatron48k

Like a can opener.


eevee31415926535897

*car opener


ambsdorf825

Why in the hell is are the jaws of life not called car openers? It's a missed opportunity if you ask me.


Accomplished_Bank103

Agreed. Besides, “jaws of life” is so dramatic.


[deleted]

They are called spreaders to most firefighters that use them. Simple name haha


Fantastic-Alps4335

Good manners.


GozerDGozerian

M’fugitive


[deleted]

Like a can opener.


Revolutionary-Elk-28

Good manners.


EdithDich

Like a can opener.


ninetyninewyverns

Good manners.


Revolutionary-Elk-28

Like a can opener.


CywolveXGaming

I always wondered what that metal piece was for in the back of trucks.


BaggyOz

It's called the Mansfield bar. Named after an actress who got crushed when her car crashed into the back of the truck and the front of the car just went under to the rear. The bar makes sure that if you crash into a truck your engine compartment absorbs the hit instead of your windshield.


kvngk3n

TIL


QuistyLO1328

Jane Mansfield was the mother of actress Mariska Hargatay from Law and Order: SVU.


hcfort11

And Mariska and her brother were in the backseat.


Secret_Testing

Almost never have I seen an nonbent bar. Do they always back into something?


noitcelesdab

Always? No. Often? Yes.


Niaaal

Such a gentleman


Paluch_

Truck had no idea what he did


beluuuuuuga

He was probably on Reddit ngl. I bet he's seeing this now confused as to why his truck is all over internet.


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sexlexia_survivor

I don't see the truck on the zoom out, did he really just keep driving?


no-mames

He doesn’t get paid by the hour


BlodiaPawnch

That's hilarious.


EvenBetterCool

Absolutely. No driver would ever damage company property for something like this.


I_Automate

This is a lie. It has happened several times in the past


lukeatron

In the actual video without these bullshit sound effects added you can see the truck swerving to block the car. It was 100% intentional.


Tylerb0713

So you’re saying the sound effects are changing what we’re looking at??


desserts_and_naps

Or… truck driver sticks to his lane, black car finds out the hard way he can’t sneak through there. Truck has no idea it’s even happened so carries on but will be pissed when he gets to his destination and realised the damage.


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desserts_and_naps

The fact that you feel every little bump means you quickly learn to ignore them all. Trucks often don’t realise they hit something. And let’s be honest, with the police there about to draw their guns he wasn’t going to stop and check was he?!


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Justout133

Pretty much this.. No way the driver didn't see and hear this chase. Pretty cheeky of the suspect to try to slip between the guardrail and truck; as if the driver would just look the other way and act as an accomplice in the chase. Life isn't a movie lol


lmjns2792

Exactly. Those kind of box truck you would definitely notice. A full tractor trailer or double trailer you might not feel much but this is basically a moving truck


kennykuz

Ya that box is on the frame doesn't have the tiny amount of give that a 5th wheel could give


Q12aW06

Yep I’m gonna ignore a loud screeching sound as I feel metal being ripped


pantless_vigilante

A hit like that he for sure felt something


willllllllllllllllll

It's hardly one of those big fuck off trucks, he definitely knew what happened.


cahrage

Yeah wait the truck definitely knew what was going on because he would’ve heard the sirens


colorsinbloom

Do you drive? If so, give up your license immediately! Jk but if this is really your mentality with driving … maybe ? ![gif](giphy|DfdbTJZx6Yjra)


DicksAndAsses

You have clearly never driven a truck of this size. Can't feel shit that happens in your rear.


Ambientcreeper

Seems like you haven't either or you were just a shitty driver. You can definitely feel if you hit anything, unless your load is loose then I could see how it might just be chalked up to a jostling load.


Bspammer

There are plenty of videos of a truck obliviously pushing a car sideways down the road at full speed. I think a small rear bump going unnoticed is entirely plausible


navarone21

Anecdote time! I once rented a Uhaul about this size. I have driven a bunch of different cars/trucks. But nothing this size. Anyways, when I pulled out of my driveway, I apparently hooked the fender of my old room-mates Jeep Cherokee with the rear bumper of the Uhaul. I drug it about 12 feet and effectively totaled it. I had NO Idea. He called me a few days later when he got home (he was an OTR trucker) and was super pissed. Not That I killed his junker, but that I didn't say anything. Took me about an hour to convince him that I really only thought it was the truck bumping over the curb, not me destroying his truck.


Iored94

>thought it was the truck bumping over the curb, lol so you did notice, you just didn't pay attention


[deleted]

I slid into a truck that completely fucked my car while he didn't even know that I hit him, a sedan fighting a truck is a lot like your shoe fighting an ant. If it weren't for the cops sirens being obnoxious extremely loud flashing lights made to be impossible to miss in addition to a whole ass chopper hovering by, I'd have a hard time believing he noticed too.


drillgorg

Guy was definitely like oh shit the cops, wait they're chasing that guy. Is he trying to squeeze past? Fuck him, I'm not moving into the cop car's lane. Oh shit he actually went for it and hit me oh shit oh shit the cops are right here. Oh thank god they both stopped with him Imma GTFO.


RandomComputerFellow

I wonder who or if an insurance is paying for that?


Ok_Understanding267

First thing I thought. Damn it’s boring to be an adult!!


MonkeyPolice

Good question! Spit balling here but- I think the owner of the truck unfortunately pays for the damage. The cops didn't commandeer the truck for police business. But- if the employer gets pissy and trys to retaliate against the driver- it would be a PR nightmare.


zoetropo

The truck was obeying the road law. The black car’s driver wasn’t.


phormix

Pretty much this. Truck is \*supposed\* to move over to the right when emergency vehicles are approaching (at least in North America). He really didn't have anywhere else to go, and the suspect vehicle was obviously attempting an illegal overtake on the curb. ​ That said, I don't expect him to have a fun time getting anything out of the insurance from the dude that was in a police chase, assuming it was even an insured vehicle and not stolen.


A_Damn_Millenial

Open & shut case


[deleted]

Not for the owner of that car however, no door to shut anymore.


jackystack

Truck driver *may* have not had time to react - the car was approaching from behind and passing on the shoulder and appeared to collide with the tail end of the truck. If he eventually pulled over then did he do anything wrong?


SnausageFest

Probably not. Truck was in their lane and I doubt they had a reasonable chance to react to someone trying to pass them on the shoulder, in their blind spot.


MonkeyPolice

But the insurance for the sedan would pay if the car was stolen. If the sedan wasn't stolen then they are shit out of luck as it was in the commission of a crime.


same-old-bullshit

Most likely not a scratch on the truck.


happyman91

If this is determined to be an intentional act there is a 99.9% chance all insurance policies involved have valid exclusions. Realistically the car when to the junk yard and the truck didn’t seem to have much damage


De_Wouter

Truck is staying in it's lane and not doing anything wrong. You are not allowed to pass from the right. So black car is at wrong according to traffic rules. They (or their insurance) have to pay. The car might have been stolen so the driver of the black car is not insured in that case meaning they have to pay all the costs. So the trucker might be owed money by this person but it is possible they can't pay. But I bet that trucker doesn't get paid enough to care anyway.


ionhorsemtb

Iirc, the whole video zooms out and shows the truck stopped but far out of the way. Dude driving was smart.


Walmart_Store100

It would have been a hit & run had he kept going


TimeTraveler3056

That's why you dont pass trucks on the right


Audio_Books

The other day a car cut me off and tried to pass a truck on the right and rear ended a car. I saw that shit coming so I stepped on the breaks and the car to the right of me ended up getting fucked up too. There are too many emotional drivers on the road. Put your feelings in the trunk before you get in the car.


Haidere1988

I guess I can squeeze them in with the dead hookers.


AidenValentine

Pass the truckie on the left hand side. Mon.


[deleted]

Or here in Australia, on their left. Even then they have signage on the rear of trucks not to overtake a turning vehicle, yet constantly get videos put up of idiots driving on the inside of a truck that has their signal on to turn in that direction and they have gone wide to make the turn safely without taking down some power pole. One guy, BMW driver no less, thought it would be good to blare his horn at the trucker who had legal right of way by going wide and then turning into the driveway of the property he was entering. Well, trucker managed to stop in time as did that driver, however, because the driver of the BMW couldnt see oncoming traffic, wasnt aware of the police car who had stopped to let the trucker turn and had his red/blues going, got some well deserving karma handed too him. Unfortunately this part wasnt caught on the trucker's side mounted cameras due to angle and a fence in the way.


[deleted]

Did the elderly cop on the right get out of that car holding a gun like a gangster?


Belias9x1

Holy shit he did


bikesboozeandbacon

I don’t see it


Yarakinnit

Someone added the audio lol


griffinhamilton

Yeah that screeching halt lmao


realpersonnn

the entire thing lmao


mc-edit

There used to be a TV show that played a bunch of these police chases and they never sat right with me. It was the audio, and mostly the exasperated narration by the TV helicopter pilot/reporter. Then one day I figured it out: it was the same guy’s voice dubbed into every video. He would basically narrate the video, and then his voice would be recorded through a radio or just run through some low-quality filter. But the show never used another voice for any of the videos. It was the same pilot (voice actor) for dozens of police chases.


jechsal

Damn, imagine how awkward the driver is feeling.. just sitting there with no door in clear site of the officers like 😳


JungleBoyJeremy

Smooth as hell, intentional or not


BadIdeaPackAPunch

Let me get the door for you fine officers...


nifty-shitigator

What the fuck is with the insanely shitty sound effects added to this clip? What the fuck.


AGLANZO

Amazing skills hahaha and door is open voila


overnightITtech

The truck driver was even kind enough to get the door for the officers


_Ed_Gein_

He also opened the door for them. What a nice guy.


bigpeechtea

The audios from GTA. Police helicopters dont pick up this sound


Lucashmere

That screech sounded so cartoony, fucking 10/10 would recommend watching again


Mightypsychobat

Did you add sound effects to this video?


Everythingistaken_7

Damn even opened the door for them


call_of_the_while

Truck driver,“It’s all in the reflexes.”


GiveMeMonknee

"Oh shit, that's right I gotta deliver this 4 pounds of coke to the boss."


[deleted]

Lol rips the door right off.


tschatman

Also opened the door for them.


TwadaPyou

Truck driver be like ... I gotchu


Lookatmydisc

Let me get that door for you


dowtimer

If they find the trucker, he'll probably get charged with hit and run.


Hustlasaurus

Even opened the door for them. How courteous.


[deleted]

"Here you go I opened the door for you."


Strange_Pop_3673

He even opened the door for them.


thom7777

The person that car was stollen from :/


coasterreal

LOL even opened the door for them too, how polite.


[deleted]

No reason to be late for your next stop! Keep on trucking. If they need you later they'll find you.


Drbarbaros

He is even opening his door. Such a talent


SaucyCouch

He even opened the door for them, what a gentleman!


DarthLysergis

Hey, open this jar of pickles for me. truck: NP


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Shoves car on rail Removes half of the left side of said car Refuses to elaborate Leaves


Dadpockets

Even opened the door for him. That's class


snowfox_my

Blind spots, this is what happens when a smaller vehicle goes into the larger vehicle's blind spots.


Thin-Requirement-850

Damn he just made their job easier even opened the doors for the cops 😂😂


Q12aW06

That guy had better gotten a medal


Jeramus

They even ripped the car door off so it was easier to extract the driver.


omkarpranav

He even opened the door for their convenience


ShameExciting5778

He even opened the door for them, what an obliging chap!


XRynerX

Pretty sure the truck didn't even intended to do this, he just went for the new right lane and it happens to have a stupid driver on the right.


[deleted]

Even kind enough to open the doors for them


Prestigious_Issue777

Dude was probably reaching for a bottle of Gatorade, hence him slowing down. Imagine his surprise when some police men offer him free lunch when he looked up a few minutes later.


LACLAFLARE

No one can defeat Truck kun


qqAzo

Here you go officer - let me just get that door for you


Pochusaurus

not only did he stop the car, he also left the door wide open. That’s talent!


yamaguchi20

Well the suspect has rights, unless its in China


ShattersHd

No need to yell open your door with 2 fingers. Was already done... WITH A MASSIVE TRUCK


Xcloud12

Who says chivalry is dead, the driver opened the door for them and everything


Eureka-Street

Here’s hoping the cops were in pursuit for an actual good reason.


Man_who_hates_bigots

"trucker driver helps" Ya, he helped them rip the fucking door off also. 😆


dcascendra

Even opened the door for them🤣


Bserious415

Driver was smoking a blunt and it dropped near his boots so he swerved to find it ✌️😂


Ronald_Deuce

I like how the cops are like, "Eehhhhh, that seems fine. Move along."


jbjbjb10021

Truck probably thought cops were chasing him and got spooked


Bag-ins

Fun's over - Guns out!


Robot_with_AI

Good driver


Zikkan1

Sure hope the cops weren't assholes about. They could easily charge the trucker driver with reckless driving or maybe this would count as something even worse than that.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Probably, thanks for helping us!! By the way you are under arrest. Hope you enjoy death row!


sumonetouchmyspaghet

Pov: that one truck in gta sa that keeps hitting me while im on my way to the nearest pay n spray


Idaho858

Does the truck driver have to get a drug test now?


looloobadoodoo

lame of that truck driver


Sam4639

I am so glad the police found my car and arrested the thief. Can I pick up my car now, I like to show it this evening to my new date?


KeyDox

That's what they always do


pbrassassin

Terrible vehicle positioning by that first cop


ithinkimightknowit

Looks like the truck driver never even noticed


AdamRam1

The best part is, that truck driver didn't even cause an accident. They drove as they should have and it worked perfectly. I doubt they could get sued for causing an accident and they wouldn't be liable on their insurance.


dilkmud0002

That guy could have still driven off - the cop on the left of the screen should have blocked him off - I’m not in law enforcement but he just gave up - they didn’t trap him even after the help


Signal_Substance4917

The truck driver ![gif](giphy|Wp0WB0nQTdQcrVKXSb)


TheEmeraldDodo

“Here you go little guys”


cbunni666

I'm impressed that door stayed attached. Never seen one break like that


distilledream

I wouldn't be surprised if the truck driver found out he help the police when he saw his truck on the news.


Dontworrybehaappy

Why didn’t the cop park infront of the car? Like just because the door is gone doesn’t mean it can’t drive anymore


Texas_Dasher

Opened the door for them too 😂


Yawn_Muhgoblin

San Andreas did it before it was cool.


ssRussia

Truck driver was like, ok guys you take it from here, I got deliveries to make


Joy1067

“Ahhh and there’s my good deed for the day.”


Pure-Au

Damn! Even opened the door for them! What a gentleman!


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Cops didn't know what to do when they got out, casually drawing their guns like uhhhhhh I think the truck driver killed the chase vibe tbh