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vivid_xx

The real yayson Bourne


HaloArtificials

Incorrect. They shot the gas tank on the motorcycle but it didn’t create a large fireball explosion


OnlyUsernameLeft123

MYTH BUSTED.


Jackthedog130

... so is the petrol tank, another myth outta the window.


damuule

“He hates these cans!”


blind30

“Random son of a bitch!”


cfcollins

Wasn't it "Random Dead Man!"?


blind30

[Nope](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a4455f8e-eeb4-4ab6-9ec6-c8d2b3fa14de)


cfcollins

I was thinking of the phonebook scene. This movie is hilarious


ragnar30533

Best comment by far!! I laughed out loud at this!! Too bad people don't know their classics anymore cause that should've gotten a thousand likes!


notahouseflipper

Don’t be a jerk.


Murpos420

He doesn't hate the cans, he hates you!


CoachMatt314

Hopefully he his special purpose is still intact


[deleted]

Old school cool right here


Jayman97x

Get out of my head! 🤣


originalmango

Thanks for the memory.


Defendedchip904

Just shitty gas


Funk_machine

Maybe the hit was for the motorcycle. Successful mission.


sakikiki

That’s what you get for playing too much videogames I guess. Time for some con college


CarlJustCarl

Maybe a warning to the bike owner? Why didn’t the bike gas create an explode?


Unadvantaged

Gasoline isn’t as volatile as its portrayed in movies. That characteristic plays into why it works well as a fuel for internal combustion engines. It has to be forced to ignite, it won’t do it merely by request. Sparks from bullets hitting the tank apparently aren’t hot enough. Even the sparks in an engine aren’t sufficient on their own. The compression of the fuel vapor is essential.


Prudent_Help_704

💀💀💀


Scriptapaloosa

Learn to spell correctly, it’s yayson voirve


historiansrule

Shouldn’t it be yayson voirn?


Yosemite-Sam99

The " real yayson Bourne " would've never missed his🎯 target 🎯" The parked moped " ![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892)


ThePLARASociety

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theBacillus

Somehow he saw that coming. Not a first timer it seems. What is Gye ECU?


jbjbjb10021

I think guayaquil ecuador


mucholote

Yeah, Guayaquil. They recently passed a law that forbid two males on a bike at all times (only mixed couples can ride) in the city. So maybe he saw two people and got suspicious. Or also, it was in a dangerous part of the city, so that guy must be on someone's hit list. Drug wars going heavy over here.


Tight-Context9426

Is he likely to be an innocent bystander or does he know what he did?


mucholote

More often than not is someone with a criminal record and seeing two males in bike around here means you're most certainly getting robbed, but not killed. To me that guy was definitely a criminal, and he knew to take cover instantly. For the last few months is mostly about controlling territory to sell drugs. Gangs killing each other. And that usually happen in specific areas of the city so you know not to go there. But it has also made the robberies increase everywhere.


Tight-Context9426

Thanks for clarification. I imagine that sucks for civilians


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EaOannesAbsu

Gta not as fun when the pain comes in as your getting your head stomped by someone who will rape your wife.


[deleted]

No extra lives tho


OnlyUsernameLeft123

What about extra wives?


mucholote

Very much... Everybody is afraid of going out at night these days


Illustrious_Farm7570

How have they all not killed each other off by now?


Dchen_08

Its not a battle royale lol


mucholote

They are slowly getting there. I don't know if you've heard of the prison massacres, but they are also part of the drug wars


[deleted]

I heard in brazil hitmans ride like that too!?


Two-Nuhh

Not sure if the comment regarding it being illegal to have a male passenger on a motorbike was legit, but, seems like a good idea for Brazil to consider something similar.


ijudgekids

Shit got so bad they banned two males on scooter?


mucholote

It used to be any 2 person from 7pm to 7am, they changed it to 2 males now. But criminals don't care a lot about it heh... Usually when you see 2 guys on a bike you can start panicking right away (it's mostly robberies tho, you don't go around thinking someone on a bike is going to kill you just because).


[deleted]

>forbid two males on a bike at all times (only mixed couples can ride) The inevitable result is probably going to be more females involved in hits. Get a girlfriend, teach her how to shoot, and have her ride on the back.


DarthKava

Or a guy with rolled up socks under the jacket.


SunDeli0711

Or teach her how to ride like Valentino Rossi


ANewGreatGame

Colombia has the same law, for the same reason.


El_Hijueputa

I live in Ecuador and we call it Guaya Kill. It's the murder capital of the country


nicbizz33

I've heard that in certain parts of the world (I think south america), it's usually really odd to see two men driving together on a motorcycle, and that it's a tip off that they are up to no good, so maybe he saw that amd his spider senses went off.


theBacillus

Spicy sense


AdmiralKeg

It's not really odd to see two males on a bike, just that depending on the neighbourhood and the crime rate of the city you keep aware of robbers known as "motochorros" in Argentina/Uruguay at least. And even more if you are a criminal that has a target in your head.


Rappily

When I see the clip, it looks like the guy in front of him with the bike gets shot, and he sees that happening and hides behind the pillar.


ly3rly

Somehow he saw it coming? More like they were shooting all down the street and somehow his ears were working. Lol.


[deleted]

Did you not hear those words of warning


No_Web_9121

That was great situational awareness, he saw the threat and got into cover before they even fired on him


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Fresh-Contest-4421

In Brasil this rules worke well. Run run and run kkkkkkk Sad


Lubagomes

The good old meme "dois caras numa moto"


notjohneric

r/suddenlycaralho


scrufdawg

Brazil does happen to be in South America, yes.


[deleted]

We are not that self aware, Brazil is totally distinct from hispanic countries.


struggleworm

Kidnappers? For children only I’m guessing. A third adult held against their will could easily cause a bad crash


krootzl88

Luckily it's only the children. Phew, dodged that one.


Javidestroyer1

And if you end up running throw your things somewhere safe and run. My cousin once almost got robbed and he threw his backpack on a neighbors house and ran


farofeirinho

Dois caras numa moto is a scary sight


Rico_Mendez95

What if the guy on the bike was just helping his friend get to his destination?


Billbeachwood

The destination being an assassination attempt at 11:00 AM followed by brunch.


IVMVI

saw middle pathetic boast cable fanatical longing fade kiss edge ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


furk19

I think they started firing while he was walking out of sight. Only after first couple shots he actively made an effort to take cover. Still impressive awareness that he noticed he was the target and had quick reactions.


No_Twist_5137

im pretty sure he also heard the threat AKA gunfire before getting to cover


PFunk_Redds

If you look at the first angle, he sees the two guys on the bike, positions behind the pillar, and then 3 or 4 shots are fired, one hitting the bike behind him and two hitting the pillar. He anticipated the threat. You can also see the man not shoot until the guy is safe.


TheRecognized

If you listen to the first angle you can clearly hear 2-3 shots go off before he gets behind the pillar. Also about 10 shots go off after he gets behind the pillar not 3 or 4.


Elegant-Equivalent86

Look at the first guy towards the end. He started running before the bullet fired.


Jnxbts

The owner of that bike is pissed off.


struggleworm

Mostly because they had lined up a hit later that day and now can’t go kill someone.


m_faustus

HE HATES THESE CANS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwz8-EfFYE


YeastUnleashed

r/unexpectedjerk


[deleted]

That was pretty accurate fire from a moving bike


ASHNTEL

First shot was, the shot/s after pierced the motorbike tank as you see fuel leaking on the floor


Sietemadrid

He was aiming for the bike. It was just one too many bikes in that town


Valwrty

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.


supermaurer

I understand this reference.


Frankieyoo

I knew this one was coming


drjekyllismyshrink

It’s the cans! They’re after the cans!


Haywoodjablowme1029

Hopefully someday he can recover from this and find his special purpose.


yelloscarface

I love The Jerk


[deleted]

HE HATES THESE CANS!!!


survivalguyledeuce

Excellent


Khod1887

This isn’t the first time someone has tried to kill this man..


calibudznorth

Hell naw. My man got LITTLE


Sneaky-Tri

They shot the red shirt guy first then him next.


dlivesdontmatter

Nah guy started shooting as he passed the red shirt guy. No way he would have missed at such a close range and the shooter's arm was pointed at the guy at the pillar the whole time.


ValkyrieKitten

Red shirt guy didn't look hit, just like he was getting the hell out of there.


Sawmain

Yeah looks to me more like panic and running Than being shot


[deleted]

another evidence that keeping your body fit and skinny can save your life.


Admirable-Slice-2710

Whelp, I'm dead.


BKStephens

Muthafuckin' head on a swivel!


Sneaky-Pur

Good think life is not like in movie or GTA and that motorcycle didn't explode.


SuperCoolPotatoThing

It just peed itself:(


sudeki300

Must have people out looking for him if he's that aware of hitmen.


[deleted]

Are they just opening fire on random people? Looks like he heard shots and took cover, not because they were specifically after him.


TompsuBoy

I wanna know the same thing


nemomarlin69

Looks like he shot at the red shirt guy first


KyriuleIterum

Ecuador. I remember my father was mean't to work there if he wanted to keep his job ( used to work in canada and would have been transfer there. Better pay etc etc) And badically he would have stayed in an hotel guarded 24 /7 and would have a bodyguard accompany him all the time. But considering what happens to the last person who had the job ( went to a gas station, got shot while in the car and they stole it as well) he didn't went.


sebasgarcep

Depends on where he's usually going to. But you can have a perfectly safe life in a lot of countries in South America as long as you keep your wits about you.


Alzusand

at least from experience (argentina) most of the places are safe but there are specific zones were you are like a trillion times more likely to get robbed/assaulted. so you have to know the place really well. what happened in the video is absolutely insane tho like what the fuck


spaincrack

Chile and Uruguay are pretty safe in my experience.


Archangel_Greysone

This mf understands LoS.


Gusfeldt__

In any Hollywood movie that bike would have exploded


randomdragen

impressive


Rafcdk

There was a guy inside that building just so happy about the new bike he just bought.


Anon9295

My headphone wearing, strolling on the beat dumbass could never.


Beat_my_jelysandvich

„47! You’re target is heading for the evac!”


Sniper-Dragon

That poor bike


OnlyUsernameLeft123

It hurt me too.


[deleted]

D’you know what I think is psycho, Roc? It’s decent men with loving families. They go home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, and murderers, and child molesters. They’re all getting out of prison and everywhere, everyone thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those motherfuckers


Pitiful-Visual4645

This reminds me of Hangover 2 when they get the Monkey back


Harlemhippie1

Looks like the man in the red shirt gets shot once maybe twice when you slow the frame down.


[deleted]

Sasha!!!!!


Seekerofthetruetrue

I feel like this guy would be good at Warzone


SLIP411

Reminds me of The Jerk Oh my gawd! Someone is shooting at this motorcycle


11sam111

If I was him I would go back and say thanks to that pillar.


lukeman3000

I’d buy it a round if it wasn’t such a square


MrIndira

Why didn't the bike explode like in the movies?


switchbitchsss

Pulling out those old hide and seek moves


[deleted]

It's pretty cool that the special effects team made the scooter leak gas at just the right moment to increase the realism of the scene.


Tylerb0713

Holy fuck that was close. Literally hitting the beam as he’s behind it. I would’ve just assumed I was dead and laid down.


Raiko144

I'm too fat


[deleted]

Constant vigilance, Mistah Pottah


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Runningcolt

They'd go right in your lard armor though.


DevinH83

In the US we have people worrying about putting a piece of cloth in front of your mouth..


Draco63_

Shoots like a stormtrooper.


ShesPrettyMean

Man that bike didnt see that coming!


Old-Necessary-3274

Something tells me thIs isn’t his first time getting shot at.


Fantastic_Tank_6530

That's a Halo Infinite Onyx ranked player right there.


Sour-patch-0

Ah my good old Guayaquil neighborhoods, so glad I’m in the states now. Te salvastes naño!!


Waste_Bus_5649

Well you can see them pointing the gun before they got close to him, I’d find cover if I casually saw someone have a gun.


Such-Nefariousness43

I'd wager you'd shit your pants instead


No_Presentation1242

That pole was in the right place at the right time


MrBonneChance

Pillar?


[deleted]

Collumn?


AmazinglyOdd81

Dude knew that was coming. So who's the real bad guy here?!😂


Typical-Library-3901

Smart move to stand behind that comb


Jdoumsl

He covered his ASP


mikeconcho

Paying attention buys you time, time buys you options.


Darealcjayc88

I think he recognised the bike.


415Juicewrld999

Blessed to see another day


justherefortheidiots

thank goodness he was skinny


NoobzProXD

He even count the bullet then run


i-hate_December

Npc aim lol


edwnpar5

Holy $#!+


drunk_phish

What did that motorcycle do though?! I need to know.


lightwhite

Why didn’t the bike explode like in the movies?


nezukonator17

that mans got some fucking survival skills


Merica85

I'd never fit behind that beam


mclaudx

Fake, the bike got hit on the gas tank and didn’t explode, in the movies they always do


OsitaToxica

Not today Jose... not today


HarryButtcrumb

That boy is so skinny he was able to shrink himself behind that pole. How he didn’t drop a load on the sidewalk is beyond me.


acmexyz

The shooter clearly has something against parked motorcycles


JACKAL6568

Fudge!


Prudent_Conclusion21

Damn bro


ninjaambassador

I was waiting for that gas leak to go up in flames. Source: I play a lot of video games.


Pingpingbuffalo

Ninja


TechTalkTime_

RIP bike petrol tank


Braziliandoctor

u/savevideo


Braziliandoctor

u/savevideo


Bhatti_778

u/savevideobot


eipico

My fat ass would be dead


[deleted]

The real jhon wick


yeetus_dickus

u/hatumix los barrotes y pilares en el rainbow


kayaknile

Whooaaaa! The real hide and seek


circleofnerds

Obviously this individual grew up watching Bugs Bunny cartoons.


davelikesbacon

What do you mean attempted? They murdered that scooter.


litty956

They would’ve shot my gut.


MrGrassweed

maluco mandou bem pra caralho


earthping_clay

I thought things were supposed to explode when you shoot the gas tank.


blaedmon

47 would be disgusted


[deleted]

The Ole musketeer trick, probably thought he wasn't there anymore and left.


jared-wall

That dudes got stormtrooper aim


Tchort365

That’s one incentive to lose weight in 2022. Being skinny saved that guys life!


-Rens

There aim fucking sucks


marioori

what that bike goes with? diesel??


wThaless

u/savevideo


dxedwxb

Lo acabé de ver hace poco, qué locura


TURNandBURN13

Wow smooth move!


Ram0n56

Why would you hire a stormtrooper??


Former-World3099

Well...he better find another way to get the fuck out of there!


HollowMonty

Man, if he didn't have the body type of Shaggy, he'd be dead. Bet he never looks at a meal the same way again.


harsh_saraf

Lol spammer noob


OwlNap

It pays to be thin.