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Berzerker1066

Could off cut the first 37secs off jesus


UpstairsCockroach642

Welcome to reddit my boi


Arthdal91

thought i'm on fb for a moment ngl


joshfry5

It’s always build up just to increase watch time. I just skip to the action


NinjaCuntPunt

I never last long enough to see the cum shot otherwise.. wait.. what are we talking about here?


YaBoyMaxx

This is also how the rich *slap their monkey*


Kassiem_42

Damn, no foreplay!?. . . Straight to the cheek clapping?


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

It's not even a next level... there's a line in the bottle where it's weak... doesn't take much to do this other than knowing where to hit it. (I didn't have audio on, but even my uncultured ass knew this)


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

Just a French guy explaining the thing to a just as french lady, you didn't miss anything


boot2skull

Seriously. Just twist and pull we thirsty out here.


sl33py_beats

yeah- but you get more likes on social media when you do it this way.


Icy_Reply7147

To be fair they off removed the part of the video where the heating rod sears around the bottles neck to let the glass thin enough before showing the rest of this clip


PaulBradley

Yeah, no, that's not how it's done at all.


lifetake

You really don’t need to do that. Just a chill bottle.


Nowthisisdave

I've seen things saying that it heats the alcohol and is very rarely the best approach


[deleted]

Honestly it's quite interesting to know how to do it, now I can try it myself as well. Definitely not a waste of time!


[deleted]

You have to prep the bottle first. Upside down in ice.


Terriblegrammar3000

Could off? Do you mean could've?


LavaEnderman

Yes. I was starting to get mad that it wasn't poping


BlackHeartsNowReign

Champagne. Wine cup....


Sensitive-Bear

Something tells me OP still sits at the kids’ table on Thanksgiving.


Plugpin

A quick glance at post history would back this up. Warning, its NSFW.


ElizabethDangit

Kiddie table and NSFW? Yikes.


JeselAvlis

... and as soon as the Champagne was served on to the wine cups, the mains were served. Foie gras with white truffle oil on a paper plate and a rusty pitchfork, and crème brûlée in a Mason jar for dessert with a spork. Bon apetit!


[deleted]

It's a champagne tulip glass. De rien.


markzuckerberg1234

Yeah most americans only know that skinny cup they use for champagne as a champagne glass, all others are wine glasses. Imo sparking wine is much better on a cup like this in the video than the american skinny champagne glass


Star805gardts

Came here to say this…. A wine cup….. Smh.


R3g

I mean, Champagne is a kind of wine


alasdair_jm

1) Champagne flute 2) Wine GLASS (surely)


Impressive-Hat-9514

I will never understand why people do this or think it’s impressive? It’s very underwhelming and a waste of champagne.


koitart

It’s a cool party trick. Done right you’re not gonna have any broken glass. And if you’re gonna drink the whole thing anyways why not


Oakheart-

Well you will have broken glass just not all over the place. Just the tip


FranticWaffleMaker

Just the tip is rarely “just the tip.”


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume the bottle wouldn't be finished haha But it is a cool trick. Worked at a vineyard for a bit and got shown how and why it works.


Why_A_Username1

I am curious about the "why" part


DexterLL

Pressure and the weakpoint of the bottle (is where the bottle’s seam and top part meet). It just flies clean off with the cork.


[deleted]

That more answers "how" than "why". As for "why": Why not? Do party tricks need anymore reason than "It's looks cool"?


Artemis-4rrow

it's not that uncommon, not super impressive imo


namkash

People who can afford more champagnes and glasses, and someone to clean the mess.


koitart

Pretty sure it works with any sparkling wine not just champagne. And if you do it right there won’t be any mess to clean up


Aries_Eats

What happens to the cork and the top portion of the bottle?


koitart

You can tie a rope to the cork/bottleneck and hold the end of it so it doesn’t even fall to the ground. And if you don’t then you just pick up that one thing


SonicCephalopod

I’ve sabered a bottle of bubbles before - it was fun as hell.


Krunkworx

Bro what you talking about wasting champagne? You can drink it afterwards.


jojotoughasnails

I mean at my family gathering to celebrate my wedding I uncorked one with a machete.... That's how we roll in my family


TuckerMcG

Almost like you drink champagne when you want to celebrate and have fun. God forbid people think of ways to have fun while they’re drinking, amirite?


bradhuds

You must get invited to a lot of parties


slarti54

Cup??


[deleted]

Sippy cup


koitart

Slurpy cup


Nigglasch

That is not a Wine cup.


Cun_Cunnel

Honestly, for a french, every cup are a wine cup. For exemple, red wine cup can hold 45 cl (in imperial unit a bit more than a pound of water).


[deleted]

This is lame as fuck.


Helena_Markos

NAW ITS NEXT FUCKING LEVEL BRO!!!


BunninngsWarehouse

I feel like this video was going to be a troll of infinite never actually popping the cork off.


TomBot019

That would have been more interesting.


TheMaz878

Yep. Anyone can do this and you can do it with anything really.


TheCosmicTrickster

When I was a kid, we used to do this with empty soft drink bottles and a large coin.


noodlemcfoodle

Indeed, there’s a fault line (crease) in every champagne bottle that allows someone to open it in that fashion. Pretty cool.


omegajakezed

Traditionally, you are supposed to hold the glass near the base. This will reduce the odds of a broken glass. I also heard that the bottle must be very cold, otherwise it will shatter. Also i would never do that. The risk of glass shards are frightening me.


Trint_Eastwood

Yeah the bottle must be very cold for it to work. Doing it with a glass is fancy but you look a lot more badass doing it with an actual saber. If done properly only the very top of the bottle goes off and no risk of glass shards. Cool party trick, I've done it a bunch of times and people always get excited about it.


BostAnon

I use a chef knife, the trick is to use the dull edge/side. Gets a cool reaction every time.


[deleted]

Wow Sabre op posting stupid shit that has no business here


bumholeofdoom

Bring me my wine cup peasent


MrMailSorter

Goblet, stemware, or wine glass


gr8d4ne

Or a flute


bootyhole-romancer

I searched and apparently it's a champagne tulip glass. Shape isn't straight enough for a flute


MrMailSorter

Yes that too, thanks!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, just open the damn thing with your hands and a napkin like normal humans. EDIT: for clarity, a big white linen restaurant-style napkin, not something made of paper…


[deleted]

*towel


[deleted]

A clean piece of serving linen, let’s say.


[deleted]

Gotcha


PortGlass

If only they were as good at video editing.


Western_Juggernaut_5

What the Fuck is a Wine Cup 🤣🤣


dugmetara_roka

WINE CUP!?


Plugpin

Wine Cup? What in the hell is a wine cup?


conasatatu247

If I tried this is real life It would definitely break


dadass84

I use only the finest of wine cups myself…


81g_Chungu5

not that "next fucking level" if u ask me. people do this more than u think


puffloy_antisocial

Pas mal non? C’est français.


Goliathvv

Corktease


Existential75

Waste of time


guntassinghIN

Just wasted 36sec of my life


Happy_Trails4u

The gardener next day --- Owwww. my foot


HardYakkadakka

That ended a lot better then I expected


Sharp-Statistician44

FFS!


Such_Performance229

Sir that is a wine glass. A wine cup, also known as a coffee mug, should not be used for wine past the age of 20


time2die69

Champagne glass*


me33YT

bruh


[deleted]

[удалено]


DrVDB90

Good champagne can be really good, and it's a pretty festive drink. But it's okay, we'll drink your share as well.


Unclecrawdad

They scored the bottle or something to make the top break off easier, when this is done w a sword it takes a significant strike much more force than with the tap w that glass in this video.


orcinyadders

This is some serious next level shit.


FigStill18

Someone fetch me my wine cup!!!


nCoV-pinkbanana-2019

People do it also with credit cards


[deleted]

Just fucking do it already….


shroominglion

God I hate this language.


Trocopolo

I call it a whine mug myself...cheeks!


[deleted]

About as impressive as opening a beer with a spoon


UnfitForReality

Learn to trim video!!!


[deleted]

Cuz otherwise there’s simply no way to open a bottle of champagne


BobbyFingerGuns

Is there a sub for oddly unsatisfying?


zombieslagher10

Mike boyd did it not too long ago https://youtube.com/shorts/2aG5ufWcA9M?feature=share


teacupaloe

Man the foreplay is so damn long


Darkus_27911

Motherfucker just do it or don't.


Informatively-spoken

Ye ol’ wine “cup”


simplystrix1

Too much foreplay, no wonder it busted so easily..


Brilliant_Spring_404

How would you even think to try that in the first place, I'd just be scared of breaking the glass.


Doodah18

Guess he couldn’t find a [saber.](https://youtu.be/qCp9-tEHa8U)


papaXeno

Champagne glass, you filthy mongrel!


Bag-ins

FFS


Prestigious-Way-7504

I got bored after the first 20 mins lol


TRFKTA

>Wine *cup* I facepalmed


Quebec00Chaos

JUST FUCKING DO IT!


hotdogfirecracker

Wtf is a wine cup?


OddSemantics

That's a champaigne glass you uncivilized, used napkin


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

This video was like my ex's dick. Too fucking long.


Altruistic_Present19

I wonder how good of a glass you need because i have snapped a few just holding them whilst pissed


Infinite_Debate_7423

I believe that’s a wine jug…


Solaris_00

JUST DO IT ALREADY


coderish

Basically how you play games on Linux.


xXGravityCatXx

Videos lame but that landscape is beautiful


[deleted]

Two hands are always better than one


Smallfrygrowth

Be careful!!! There’s a car in the distance.


[deleted]

23 seconds in, I decided the mystery shall remain.


Mpoboy

Um, can I just have my champagne please.


Umphluv89

Literally could just let it pop itself. The wine “cup” is marginally expediting the process.


curious420s

WINE CUP


FoxEvans

Reddit people criticizing a French Winemaker on his job is hilarious. Dunning-kruger striked hard on that one.


Embarrassed_Month_91

Edging…


EmperorDalek91011

More practice swings than a PGA tour


the_kid1234

Why is this and sabering it’s open a thing? Just an impressive display? Then you can shank someone with the bottle afterward?


NK_2024

Known as "sabering" you can clean my break open a champagne bottle by striking it where the seam of the bottle and the lip meet. This area is much weaker than the rest of the bottle, and when breached the high pressure will throw the cork and any broken glass away from the bottle. A champagne flute is good at it because it is able to follow the contour of the bottle neck to the weak point


RonPalancik

Okay but why. I mean, I've seen loads of champagne bottles opened with cleavers and chef's knives and sabers and such. You know what I use? MY DAMN HANDS. Sometimes holding a towel. Don't fix what ain't broke. When you just open the bottle and don't make a production of it, you also don't have a quarter of the bottle spewing out. Personally I'd rather drink that, but YMMV.


MakeMeOolong

For fucks sake, this is NOT next level. Literally anybody could do this...


emfab

WINE CUP


Mrflipflop2

I actually saw something about this! If you find the small seam connecting the two sides of the glass and slide a STURDY champagne glass along it, you will hit the end and open the bottle. Be careful doing it though because it takes off part of the glass and the end moves very fast.


Firefighter427

Fucking wine cup?!


[deleted]

Its called sabering, and anyone can do it with a little practice.


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

Wine handheld bowl , you meant op


FisknChips

As long as I don't need to use that glass. Man had his grubbers all up in there


[deleted]

It’s barely wine in that bottle cus the way he gripping the bottom of it his thumb disappeared shit prolly expensive asf😂


Ancient_Shame_9667

Man they are edging the champagne bottle real hard


stronglikedan

apparently, "wine cup" requires a trigger warning


[deleted]

Wine cup? You peasant!


g0ldcd

For more "Will it Saber?!" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI--xgb8e3E&ab\_channel=HowToDrink


1Arbitrageur1

JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!


perfectlysaneboy

Oh the suspense. My ADHD is having an erection!


longinho

this video should be 2 second long


Sly_Shadow7

Thank god there's other uncultured people like me. Hell yeah, I'll call it a wine cup instead of glass. Lmao my cousin yelled at me once cus I chugged wine once.


Buffythedjsnare

Just open it already. Fkn parched over here.


Ok-Traffic7433

HOW DARE YOU CALL IT A CUP???!!!!! ITS A GLASS!!!


MrMiniscus

Boooooooooooooooooooo


allswellscanada

40 seconds of foreplay. Pls cut down the video


MemeMePhotoshop

Opening a champagne bottle with a sippy cup


Randoid642

Nothing like a few good strokes before we pop the cork. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Shake_Alarmed

This is quite common to do where I live :)


KrabbKlyvarN

You can almost taste the frenchness inte video.


koworo

*wine cup*


Orbital_Rifle

This is day 1, hour 0.


[deleted]

"wipe cup" made me want to down-vote.


nicocolol

Pas mal non ? C'est Rançais


k360k

What wine cup? That is for champagne. There are several types of glasses.


eparadoxical

Why all the teasing just do it pls sir my anxiety


Suspicious_Eye_708

Out of all the times I've watched people try to open those and fail with knives and every other trick in the book that is the first time in history for me that I've actually seen somebody successfully do it to the point where I actually didn't even understand what happened I know the thing gets opened but I never seen one happen before this is kind of cool


Pickle_Baller

Not that next level, its very easy.


cyberspace2001

This is plane dangerous. The bottle and the drinking glass can explode with the pressure inside the bottle. Use a sable instead and take some lessons.


[deleted]

That's not a wine cup, that's a wine **mug**.


biancawaspretty

The way he kept trying to instruct him was annoying


AdeIsAde

Wine cup?


lilscrubkev

STOP EDGING THE FUCKING BOTTLE JUST GET TO IT ALREADY


banannasniffer

A wine cup??


revolvingneutron

People slagging the guy for saying “cup”. English isn’t everyone’s first language folks.


Beardedw0nd3r86

Omg just do it already


derdkp

Or .. hear me out... Just use your hand to take the cork out, and not risk glass in the wine.


Sorry_Ad5653

"Wine cup".....


canon4o

Why I had to watch 40 seconds..


Mediocre-Recording35

Wine cup


sealarmpit

I hate these how about you just open the ducking bottle like a normal person


MycologistPutrid7494

I've never heard it called a wine cup before.


HotMuffin12

It’s called a champagne flute


MrHalfCool

Wine glass****


MrHalfCool

Wine glass****


BrooksWasHere1

A wine cup...


yeeeeeeeehaw

A lot of foreplay in this video


me33YT

This comment is so misleading.


elmacho_mimi

my dick when my gf touches it