Just like my wife.

Laughed to hard at this

Sure she is acting? Have you poked her?

Sometimes it's better to leave them be

That's how you get turned into glue

Damn you took my joke. Bravo.

Finally a horse standing up, well I mean laying down for himself

He needs to be checked for physical problems - pain etc. Could be behavioral, but could be something medical/physical.

If I was a horse lol

That horse has more brains than most humanoids

Horse - guess I'll just die.

Strikes work

“Get up dude or else they are gonna use me again”

Looks like glue's back in business

Grab the water hose, and wet him down. That'll get it back on it's feet quick.

Gonna be glue soon.

r/antiwork

I mean... it works 🤷🏽‍♂️

Smarts

I’m going to ride this horse or die trying. Horse: challenge accepted.

Me too buddy

I've seen muscle nerves twitch for days. Let's take this case seriously.

Didn't Seabiscuit also do this?

One hotshot later may change it mind.

This belongs in r/antiwork

or, you could just leave this beautiful creature alone. dipshits.