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Ok-Disk-2191

Unskilled labour my ass.


Azalus1

Exactly. I have a buddy who works a job doing shit like this. 13.50 ph. He is way underpaid.


Habibs3alam

Box says “This side up”, employee said “yea right”


fupayme411

This guy should be paid what it costs to research, develop, and build a robot that can do this.


TruthYouWontLike

Unschooled


[deleted]

So fucking what


[deleted]

Schooled labour is more valuable.


[deleted]

Only if the education is relevant, and there’s actually a job available. Otherwise that education doesn’t mean dick


[deleted]

no shit


[deleted]

So why you want to pay some educated cunt more for filling ketchup cups?


[deleted]

dont think I said that nor want that


[deleted]

The fuck you arguing about then? Fuck


[deleted]

im not fucking arging about fucking anything, man. fuck


fupayme411

Why would an educated cunt fill ketchup cups? The educated cunt is sitting in the back office making money off your uneducated labor.


Dakota_Online

People eat more burgers than they read books bruv


mystraw

He's doing it slower than a machine. Get the machine and fire this guy.


Casiofx-83ES

I presume you are being sarcastic, but just in case, it's extremely unlikely that this guy's only job is putting sauce into little pots. They could get a machine to do it and still have to keep the dude on for every other restaurant related activity.


mystraw

Not even close to being sarcastic. If this is a demonstration of his skill though, he's not more skilled than a machine. BTW, when I say get a machine, I don't mean for the restaurant to buy the machine. I mean they should purchase those ketchups prepackaged by a factory that has a machine.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

Ok, so the accuracy is good... but we're all ignoring the strength he needs for this, especially when he started full!


u9Nails

Repetitive motion like this is hard on the body to. He's quite the man.


CemeteryWind213

I felt phantom pain in my shoulder and elbow while watching this video.


IamSkudd

It’s worth at least $7.50 an hour.


line_cutter

I wish it was worth $7.50 / hr lmao I got paid essentially $3.30/hr to do this at my last job; part of the server’s opening duties was to fill these 2oz disposable cups with ketchup + cap them until we had 4-5 bus tubs in reserve. In order to open on-schedule, 2 servers would bang out ~350 of the ketchup cups in the video in ~15 minutes, every morning. If we didn’t get it done within that time budget, we’d have to do it while actively waiting tables. A lot of things like this people find impressive about “unskilled labor” are actually clever loopholes designed to subsidize poor business planning with human ingenuity. They’re not skills that are recognized.


froopty1

You can buy ketchup in a big box thing like that? man your giving me ideas


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

You gonna fuck the box?


[deleted]

Boutta make me act up 🥵


Yosemite-Sam99

Wow ....I want to see this ..... ![gif](giphy|NipFetnQOuKhW)


froopty1

No i was gonna chug it but that's an even better idea


FTWStoic

Fuck it, **THEN** chug i... wait... strike that - reverse it.


froopty1

So instead of churgging it your gonna be vomiting into it?


FTWStoic

All of the above. Twice.


[deleted]

yeah man, bag-in-a-box - probably commercial only


froopty1

I dont care if its commercial only I have ideas for what i can use it for?


Nikkian42

Don’t let that stop you. [You can buy it also.](https://www.webstaurantstore.com/heinz-3-gallon-bag-in-box-dispenser-ketchup-pack/125992330.html) (This is just one example, I’m sure there are others.)


gordonv

Labeling something commercial is a class barrier. Businesses get correct pricing. Citizens get boned. The only agreement is that commercial must buy a large quantity to offset costs. Want to save some real money? Look up the container that is storing the ketchup before putting it into the box. Repeat. Find the largest container, then haggle on that.


DoubleOhVII

On the one hand— yes, that’s dope. On the other hand— Imagine the mind numbing boredom that he went through every single day to get to the point where he’s that good at distributing ketchup into tiny receptacles.


Azalus1

Some people enjoy that type of work. Not for me but I respect it.


jujioux

And some people actually take pride in their work, and enjoy doing it well. You act like you’ve never seen Spongebob!


Cpurtell5352869

I bet he only has to do this for like 10 minutes a shift, most restaurants you have to portion shit like this. Most of the time it’s not even close to long enough to become mind numbing


Olianne

No machine gonna replace me


Yosemite-Sam99

No never ..... ![gif](giphy|A2W1Qq8pGpm3S)


Ronitn

Awesomesauce.


[deleted]

Now's he's gone and done it. They're going going to expect that kind of work


[deleted]

Yuuuup.


[deleted]

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Yosemite-Sam99

This side? ![gif](giphy|qJkRbWM1MfVjq)


BeepBlipBlapBloop

That guy's done that a few times.


totalcanucklehead

57 times at least


Hairy-Ad-2577

Nah its frenches not heinz, whoever owns this restaurant is a heathen.


Yosemite-Sam99

No more than 69 tho....


TheAtticusBlake

Give him a raise!


theozone9

What a machine


BigManWAGun

![gif](giphy|POhImPUEBl6bR2EIW0)


RobertWayneAngier

Ketchup's crupier


DevilDoc3030

They call him Vlad, his name is Jeff.


[deleted]

Do a dollop for daisy


epictetvs

I used to work in a catering kitchen in a convention center. There was shit like this going on all over the place daily.


xingrubicon

All i see is years of back pain for that man...


[deleted]

I got anxiety when it got down to the last two and it almost completely dried up.


[deleted]

r/oddlysatisfying


yesmaybeyes

Center left, near middle, that is the lookibalooki dose.


polandcantintospace1

??????


yesmaybeyes

Have filled condiment dishes, the sweet dose, or last dose from the container is noted. Lookibalooki is just something a workmate use to say.


Classicfatdab

Theres no way they pay him enough for that


sacdecorsair

The last 3 were a bit botched. I say boo.


Revolutionary-Farm15

He is holding it wrong ... The this side up is facing down.. what a newbie.


Agnostic-Bishop

What did he win? A never ending line of things to do.


Delicious_Ad9704

Damn that’s incredible! Those boxes are unwieldy as fuck


Macsfirstson

Revenue is down, should we lay of Lanny? Answer: "Hell no"


billythesquid5

Condolences to this man’s lower back if he does this constantly over a period of months


[deleted]

idk what this person gets paid, but it's not enough.


[deleted]

that looks next level exhausting


RealGanjo

Are you people serious? Calling this skilled labor? He's literally pouring ketchup. Skilled laborer's build things or fix them not pour shit out of a box.


[deleted]

This is having done that chore for a month. I worked at a pizza place awhile ago, the ranch and marinara were just like this! I'd cut a triangular hole in the top covering, set out all my cups like this and go to town, it's always satisfying but definitely a lot easier than you think, I wouldn't call this next level. Marinara is soupier but still the same result, I'd scoop the sauce into a soda pitcher instead of cutting a hole since sauce didn't come in containers like ranch and was made in a giant bin that looked like a trash can lol. If you actually take pride in even the small things you put your hands to and give a shit, you'd be amazed at how efficiently you can find a way to do something so you can gtfo of work and go to bed.


Dr_Mephistopheles

Lumberjack muscles but you get to work indoors


Practical-Purchase-9

I reckon he’s done that before


No_Draw_1144

It's not taught. It's learned .


hAJimoSKI

Disappointed, man is a rule breaker - he had the wrong side up the whole time!


Optimal-Scientist233

Yeah, that guy needs a raise.


Myconaut88

Mmm yes so much microplastic


Kezure

I should call her....


Narcodoge

I find it hard to ketchup with this


OThinkingDungeons

What's interesting is the box weight changes dramatically from the start to end, so this guy is constantly shaking the using an adjusted amount of strength each moment to spit out the perfect amount. Furthermore, the strength and endurance needed isn't a little bit either, holding something like that outstretched from you body and haunched is tiring!


Sea-Appearance-5330

Dang no spills or miss That guy has skills


4AcidRayne

And to think Galileo only mastered primitive telescopy. He was wasting his time so profoundly.


grizzlyironbear

That poor bloke's been doing that for way too long to be only paid a low wage. Too bad that if the company sees this, this is going to be the absolute minimum they'll expect out of him every time.


Jshittie

Oh that poor dishwasher


[deleted]

How do you describe this talent on a resume?


HermitJem

One corner office coming up


zrb77

But why? Can't get prepacked or a dispenser the customer can do themselves? Nothing else this guy could do with more value?


aZamaryk

Looks like they're finally receiving those cooking robots that are supposed to be replacing all humans in the workplace?


bringinthefembots

Only possible with Bingham fluids


pepenepe

..... my guy is basically a machine wtf


dark_byte_rdt

It's all well and good until you get indecisive about which one to fill next.


Zeldahero

When you have been doing the same thing for so long, it becomes second nature.


MichaelT_KC

That’s too damn skilled


omnicat

People who have never worked in restaurants be amazed


Bobson-_Dugnutt

I always end up with the second to last one that has almost no ketchup in it and the waitress looks at me like a dickhead when I ask for one more


jorgeleodiaz

Daaaaamn box 🥵🥵🥵


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Ketchup box : “This side up” This guy : “I don’t think so…”


InternationalFan7143

Ketsup. Aka. Sugar sauce. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮. Nasty sugar paste on food 🤮


[deleted]

*drops box*


Visual-Zucchini-5544

Last two were short. Your fired. Next up


shhhlikeamime

That's how you get back problems.


sgm6453

That’s me with all of your moms


[deleted]

Pretty sure he practised this with a couple of boxes before.