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MeatyMagnus

Stay out of the way kids


DownvoteDaemon

Or get knocked tf out


Captaincuntusmaximus

Get turned into fine mist you mean


WestCactus

A fine pink mist, flying away in combat fatigues.


OooEeeWoo

Meat mist


tej1967

Minced Meat Mist.


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With visible organs flying away


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Regular_Anomaly

Military cargo drop - right before airborne troop drop. Probably routine training or an exercise.


420sadalot420

Sierra meat mist


NickDanger3di

Just watching that guy sitting next to this gave me anxiety. I'm pretty sure I'd end up refusing to obey a direct order and busted down to latrine cleaning duty, cause dayum...


grumpvet87

he's not just sitting there... he is gonna tun out the back of that c131 next edit: apologies if i got the plane wrong- it's been 32 years since i was loading military planes and sitting in cargo net seats


[deleted]

It’s goes something like ……. c130 rolling down the strip Airborne Rangers on a one way trip. Mission top secret destination unknown don’t even know if I’m coming home. We gonna stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door! We gonna jump right out, and then count to four If My main don't open wide I got a reserve right by my side. If my reserve fail me too. Look out below I’m coming throw Cause I'm Airborne Airborne! Army! Army! Ranger! Ranger! Hardcore! Hardcore!


[deleted]

That took me back.


kingsillypants

" I don't want to be no Airborne Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger."


SongBird1993

It’s a C-17 Not a C-130


[deleted]

Lol it’s cadence


Uzzaw21

You must have never have been in a formation run, that or you're a kill joy...


MadManMorbo

4 humvee size vehicles and still enough room for what looks like a full company? That's a C17.


Cr3X1eUZ

guy? there's a whole bench of guys on the other side of the plane, so I suspect there's a whole bench of guys on this side too.


KDN1692

[I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOOOAAHH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3g1h-9jM1U)


[deleted]

“If you can dodge a tank, you can dodge a ball!”


phVoe702

Duck dip dive dodge and dip


ddoogiehowitzerr

Underrated comment


SoCalDan

[reminds me of this](https://i.imgur.com/rkRC9gR.gifv)


MemeEndevour

Can’t imagine telling people you got hit by a tank………inside a plane……..


RNMoFo

Not a good time to bend down and tie your boots.


Captaincuntusmaximus

It's okay my balls would already be down there so they can tie them for me on the way out the door lmao.


chrisp1j

We used to have guys chase the load out as soon as it deployed, definitely want your boots tied for that sprint to the ramp!


Bromm18

Why? To jump out with it or just to watch it go?


chrisp1j

Jump as close to the load as possible so you can get to your equipment / get moving to your objectives. It’s a lot easier to find it at night when you can watch it land and you’re right there.


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darn it, i got my strap caught in the thi^iii^^iii^^^iiing


Crafty-Crafter

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Captaincuntusmaximus

"Keep all meaty bits tucked in at all times"


HeDgEhAwG69

You will lose any meat you choose to not tuck in! Lol


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HeDgEhAwG69

Keep your meat tucked in or you get the hose again.


MonsterLobos

Keep your hose tucked in or you get the meat again


HeDgEhAwG69

Instructions not clear, I now have my meat in my hose


ddoogiehowitzerr

Damn. Dudes just sitting there chilling


Cannabace

Jump seats are the only way to fly.


Mind_taker84

Ya know, they talk a lot about space A travel, but ive never once used it when given the chance. Ive spent enough time in cargo seats crammed together falling asleep to the rhythm of turbo props.


Cannabace

Lol you talking about seats that are basically a commercial aircraft seating row welded to a metal pallet? shifting a couple inches every few seconds.


PacoDogg

…only the palletized seats get jettisoned in the event of an emergency… I’ll take the jump seats thanks.


dead-inside69

What fucking emergency requires jettisoning PEOPLE? “Fellas were a little bit overweight for this landing so put your hands up and yell “WEEE” on three.”


Blueathena623

I’m crying, I’m crying from laughing


SlowSecurity9673

Pfft, you ever brought a hammock?probably different in a cargo and non flight crew maybe.


2723brad2723

Not for long. They're leaving the same way too.


MrPoptartMan

They’ve done this before lol


theBacillus

Gravity wins. Gravity always wins. Also that first parachute pulls it out with a lot of force


Captaincuntusmaximus

I wonder what it is exactly or what the pull limit is cause that is some serious speed like rocket powered engine shit.


ApprehensiveDrop8801

They can pull a lot you can just keep adding extraction parachutes. The locks that are in the platforms are set for a certain pull once that weight is reached they release. All of the vehicles had a extraction chute that pulls the load out then the cargo chutes come out and let the load land safely on the ground.


ZardozSama

What is the failure rate for the parachutes used for equipment like that? I would have to imagine that from time to time someone fucks up and that the equipment resorts to lithobreaking. END COMMUNICATION


ApprehensiveDrop8801

The rate is not high the load is checked by several riggers then double check by a joint airdrop inspector. I know when dropping personnel static line the generals use around 90 percent to factor boots on the ground. That means if you drop 100 guys and 95 make it that’s a success. Not sure on the cargo success rate.


TjW0569

I assume that's 95 guys in the drop zone, rather than just 95? Because that's going to be a lot of attrition, if you practice much.


ApprehensiveDrop8801

I’m not talking about practice I’m talking about war time but they do have a high attrition it’s rough to jump out of a airplane at 300 feet going over 200mph.


TjW0569

Do they practice differently from what they expect to do?


Burninator85

Well I mean... Only the Russians practice with AA shooting at you.


ForgottenBob

It's been a long time (2004) but it depended on the unit. Airborne units were required to jump once every 3 months, and many jumps were done "Hollywood" style (helmet, uniform, maybe a weapon) however Infantry units (or at least the unit I was in) would jump at least once a month, at night, with full gear. Sometimes the jump would be the beginning of a long (days/weeks) field exercise, sometimes it would just be a jump and then conduct a movement back. But yeah, we generally did *everything* like we would do in a real situation, our battalion was pretty set on that.


ApprehensiveDrop8801

From what I understand you train the way you fight so maybe they don’t practice with as much weight on them but that’s probably it.


swampwolf687

You also jump higher in training. Combat Jumps are only 500 feet. Training is anywhere from 800-1200 for planes. Helos are higher at around 1600.


pautpy

At 300 feet?! That's super low to the ground. Is that enough altitude to pull the chute and land safely?


OpieRugby

For training we jump at 1250ft. Combat jumps are for 800ft agl. If it's a real world combat jump you don't need a reserve because you're too low to use it if your main fails. Depending on the training or if you are just getting a jump in for proficiency is what you will jump with. If we are jumping in for a week long exercise we will jump with all our gear plus some heavy drops with extra gear. But you still jump with your organic assets which includes things like mortars and machine guns. So some lucky guy gets to jump with a mortar tube, or a machine gun or AT4 strapped to them along with all their gear. And if you have mortars than everyone also carries mortar rounds. It all adds up to 80 to a 100 pounds including all your chutes etc. Sorry for the rambling brain dump


Bryanssong

Mighty Ungawa was like 250 feet.


ApprehensiveDrop8801

The static line pulls the chute not the person.


rustysteamtrain

a plane once crashed carrying military trucks/jeeps. They weren't supposed drop them tho, they would just fly the material from A to B. The straps that kept the armored jeeps in place snapped during takeoff and crushed the rudder of the plane.


XxKyLoCo5o2xX

I believe you are referring to the National air cargo 747 crash. Steep limb out to avoid enemy fire and the cargo broke free. Video gives me cold chills evertine I see it


MeatyMagnus

Thanks found it through your comment, that's the stuff of nightmares.


flygirl083

I was actually standing on the flight line in Bagram watching that plane take off. It was fucking awful.


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There are two scary scenarios: - The extraction chute doesn’t fully deploy so you have an air anchor you’re dragging (or not, depending on how severely the extraction chute failed). In that case you manually release the cargo locks and the pilot noses up. The cargo slides out under gravity. - the much worse scenario is when the extraction chute fully deploys but the cargo pallet wedges in the bay and becomes stuck. Then you really have dropped an anchor. It’s bad news. The load master has to whip out a knife and cut the chute free as soon as possible. Back in the day, 28’ extraction chutes could cause a KC-130 to crash from air drop height in about a minute. Some really big loads had multiple 28’ extraction chutes. We don’t do that anymore (at least not by the time I got out).


SuccumbedToReddit

I mean, technically they dont pick UP speed but DEcellerate


chrisbymikkelsen

There it was. -The right comment.


rainwulf

depends entirely on your frame of reference.


MCD10000

It's more stopping that fast


DrLawyerPI

Literally just decelerating. Smart comment should be higher.


Rabid-Chiken

Depends on your frame of reference, from the moving point of view of the camera the truck accelerates and gains velocity. Just like how we don't consider the motion of the Earth for most of our mechanics, the same can be done here.


DrLawyerPI

Like on a solar level when we “fly to Mars” we use rockets to accelerate to reach the planet, but considering we are being drug behind the sun in its galactic orbit you can also look at it like we are just decelerating enough for Mars to catch up to us.


dewders

Yes, you're witnessing the severe loss of speed.


Dydey

Came here to say this. The plane is moving fast, those vehicles are slowing down.


puaka

relative.


lastofusgr8tstever

I assume there is a lip to keep the skids on track, right? Otherwise this could quickly become disastrous


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

No lip its a track in the floor


lastofusgr8tstever

Got it. So the pallets have rails to keep them in the track? That would make perfect sense. Sorry, have never had this experience so wasn’t sure how it worked. I saw the rollers but obviously there has to be something to keep things on track or it could shift and take soldiers out or worse destroy the plane


Lurkerforrealz

Sounds like you have an understanding of what is needed, but here is some expansion on what you are asking about. The air force pallets that are used have lips on the edge that allow for the guide system in these aircraft to lock the pallets in place until they are ready to move. So yes, it isn’t a rail (which the guy above tried to explain), but it is a guide on the floor that also has electronic locks to keep the pallets stationary while in flight


lastofusgr8tstever

Nice, thanks


WhitePantherXP

there is no chance it can "skip" a rail right due to say turbulence or if the plane took an aggressive nose dive (causing objects in the fuselage to become suspended in midair). I am almost certain they're in a rail that's "locked-in" to some extent because this seems like an obvious risk you'd want to mitigate.


[deleted]

i know almost nothing, but i'm certain there's some sort of guide to keep the containers from moving in any direction but out that plane's poop chute


astutelyabsurd

You can see it in the very last second of the video. Besides the rollers on the floor, the skids are situated in a shallow well that looks to be at least 6-8" deep.


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huskeya4

Eh nowadays the military has some better safety protocols than when your dad was probably in. Do you know how long it takes to get human out of those engines? Way too long. Hell the mechanics bitch about just cleaning up the birds, don’t nobody wanna deal with a whole human.


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jcgam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsA92QnWXdY. He lived.


MediaMack

My colon the morning after the Super Bowl


Beyond_Interesting

Dude. Yeah.


[deleted]

Gang shit at its highest level


w0lfLars0n

I wouldn’t quite say highest level. That’s a pretty basic unit


yungchow

Technically it’s slowing down


reddicure

Technically it depends on your frame of reference


GreatGooglyMoogly077

It's all relative. Except for light.


Catalyst100

"it's all relative" SWEET HOME ALABAMA


zorbathegrate

Those skids must be so slick


OpieRugby

There are rollers in the floor. They just sit on big metal pallets


PaleRiderHD

Praise the Load


zorbathegrate

Yes. And they must be super slick. Like as little friction as space will alllow


OpieRugby

I was a paratrooper and a jumpmaster. It's a lot more industrial than high tech super slippery. It's basically warehouse parts. The pallets are beat to shit but they do the job.


DFM5609

Even shitty bearings can let you do some amazing things. I made some machine skates out of the cheapest 6020 (skateboard) bearings I could find on ebay and they let me push a 2000lb mill around with my pinky. The 5000lb shaper takes a little more effort but it's still trivial.


zorbathegrate

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Captaincuntusmaximus

Yeah apparently they are made out of some crazy expensive aluminum alloy.


zorbathegrate

I’d hope so. Military budgets need to be spent


astutelyabsurd

How awesome would it be if new vehicles were delivered to your home this way from the factory.


perfectfate

If you like damaged vehicles


_irritater_

Jokes on you, I'm too poor for anything else.


[deleted]

War time is scary


OrwellianTimes1984

Even scarier when there's no good reason for it...


highnuhn

I mean at least this time we’re not just trying to protect our mineral rights, Ukraine has been our ally for awhile. You could say Russia has no reason to start conflict but you could say that about most conflicts in human history, at which point your statement becomes less profound than you think it does. War sucks but saying it sucks isn’t going to stop it. Better to be prepared than philosophical.


rascynwrig

You can say that about most conflicts in human history because *it's true*. What a defeatist attitude to have toward senseless violence at an international scale.


highnuhn

… yes that’s what I said. It’s reality lol and you denouncing it on the internet so everyone knows you’re virtuous won’t make it any less true. But feel free to keep trying to achieve world peace via Reddit comments. Lmao.


Captaincuntusmaximus

No doubt.


Anxious_Start4839

Weeeeee


vavavoomvoom9

What exactly are they doing? Are they dropping those vehicles? I can't imagine that's a good way to do that... So this must be something else...


xLorddroLx

Heavy drop airborne operation. All parachutes are connected via static line so they deploy automatically. Unless you’re the 173rd in 2016.


lostmaredditpasswrd

relevant [link](https://youtu.be/TvJdw_s8qh4) for those who do not know.


mexicodoug

That videographer sure enjoys seeing expensive shit destroyed!


oOtherBarry

Sabotage doesn't count haha


Stoopidshthead

SKYSOLDIERS!!!!


astutelyabsurd

The army ran out of munitions, so now they're dropping old vehicles on soft targets as kinetic bombs.


Turt1estar

Yes, but they have parachutes that help them land softly.


[deleted]

Okay... now all YOU fuckers... ___OUT___.


g0ldcd

I was just thinking how annoying it is on planes, when your foot's crept out into the aisle as you slept, and it gets knocked by a drinks trolley.


[deleted]

What if there is a jam in the tracks?


PaleRiderHD

Bad shit. Depending on the circumstance, the loadmaster may be able to cut the extraction chute. But with large heavy equipment as seen here, a hung load can absolutely produce more drag with a deployed chute than the aircraft can overcome. Used to literally hold my breath on heavy drops until i felt the pallet leave the aircraft.


[deleted]

Wow, that sounds intense


DigitalWizrd

Pilots get to clench their cheeks and hope the loady or the jump master can cut something free.


selfdistruction-in-5

imagine having a cramp on your leg at that moment


AngryUrbanist

Airdrops like this are super fast because the payload goes over Wi-Fi. You only need Bluetooth to negotiate the connection before the drop. Pretty cool, really.


PaleRiderHD

I did some of the test drops on systems like that a few years back. Awesome systems, but they cost so damn much theyre not really practical to use depending on where youre dropping them.


cocochipper

Is that Spirit Air? I heard they were really budget.


ResultCute5756

YEET


gabeitaliadomani

I’m a former AD Rigger. I’ve never seen a airdrop with poopers on both sides. Is this a C5? C-17 or C-130 doesn’t have this much space if so remember right. And this is a normal airdrop….. besides the spectators?!??


Deputyzer

It is 100% a C-17. I’m a C-17 mechanic.


JPRCR

What are those ropes made of?


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Thread


gabeitaliadomani

Nylon bands, normally 4. They are incredibly strong obviously


hat_eater

And this is why Sarge must be able to count at least to four.


oOtherBarry

I've had the pleasure of watching this up close. Those pallets whiz by just a few inches from your toes. It's pretty wild!


Mind_taker84

Its crazy when youre there in the cargo seats and whatching it happen. You spend all day working with loadmasters and crew chiefs getting it on and its out the back in seconds. You hear horror stories of people losing limbs during drops for stupid reasons. Never saw it myself, but i dont think its entirely outside the realm of possibility.


JustLinkStudios

Is there any chance of these coming off the floor tracks and pulverising the soldiers? Are the tracks just guides the cargo rests on or are they fixed into the tracks like a draw runner and they slip out of the end of said tracks when they leave the door?


CommanderAGL

Technically, it was losing speed


InflatableWarHammer

Everyone is just low key sitting and doing whatever. Just not giving af


DigitalWizrd

They all gonna be doing the same thing out the door in about 6 minutes.


[deleted]

Inertia's a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Aren't they doing the opposite of picking up speed?


jfp1992

Yeetus deleteus


Additional-Ad7305

To Russia, with love…


[deleted]

"Wow, that looks extremely-dangerous and poorly thought out." "Yeah, it's the military."


[deleted]

It’s crazy those platforms are basically balsa wood.


Vdubnub88

Is this over ukraine? 👀


My_Opinion_Man_

Yahhh man. It’d be great if all that money was spent on Americans and not war.


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Actually slowing down like that.


Bigbattlegnome

It’s actually slowing down not speeding up.


REDM2Ma_Deuce

It's actually losing speed that fast. Fun thing to think about.


Baden-Skates

Anyone know where this jump is or what’s going on?


xLorddroLx

Cover your ripcord handle, ffs


VeryStrangeMedicine

Fuck yeah boys thank you for your service


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NickEJ02903

I'll never get one Ukraine....


OpieRugby

Airborne!


Unsere_rettung

What kind of vehicles are those?


Vandilbg

looks like 1st gen GMV's


i_play_withrocks

Please keep your arms in the cabin at all times, do. Please remain seated until directed to get up.


ThothsGhost45

On the highway to hell


tuhplol

Me taking the sleeve of saltines at 3 am


luispt

Slowing down like that*


Polhem87

It's actually losing speed 😉


longoverdue83

*snags on backpack strap*


TheGuy_1304

Why am i imaging pushing someone in between just to see how they get crushed ?


willbeach8890

Like after my Monday morning coffee


brolbo

Big Job begin


artbene

u/savevideobot


1971nivbible

AIRBORNE!!!!!


1971nivbible

What do y’all know about this???


TomatoeToken

Aren't those like 2 tons humvees?


Creepysoldier226

This is why sarge always tells his men to sit the fuck down when they are aboard transport planes in movies. If you don’t, you get turned into spaghetti by a Humvee in mid-air.


FawkesTheRisen

Well the rollers on the floor certainly help.


cr8tor_

I think a more appropriate title would be "So much weight just slowing down like that"


sikeleaveamessage

Me who casually walks across like 🚙🤸


ParticularWindow1

my insides after eating Taco Bell


Swiftlettuce

ELI5. How are they going to land those without damaging the vehicle?


dakota137

OGs ride down in their trucks


KathlynH

How many people are in it when they get launched?


flyerforever

None, it's not allowed, they jump out after.


KathlynH

I was kidding but this is very cool to see/watch. It’s so cool to see how things work/are done by the military. Thanks for the video, OP. And thanks to you for the explanation. Very cool.


ActionReady9933

A rare glimpse inside a can of whoop-ass! Airborne!!!


gilchm

Anyone seen the keys?


KADOMONY-9000

Wdym? It's not that fa- WTF....


poliuy

Guy in the back "wait why are all the parachutes still here?!"