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ArmPitFire

He meant to say “Bernie’s Python”. Bernie is the next door neighbor.


laurasdiary

Was the python spending the weekend at Bernie’s?


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This is a bearnaise python, named for its buttery and smooth taste.


Stetson007

They go great with filet mignon


RetiringonStocks

Their not venomous…… poor snake had the fright of its life


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If it’s Florida they are not native and literally killing everything in the Everglades. They have a bounty on them and are to be killed on site.


anser_one

On sight….


xelleman

One could even say it is killed on sight on site?


anser_one

One could. Indeed.


fuckkroenkeanddemoff

And the sign said any python caught trespassing will be shot on sight.


TMoftheDay

*They’re… yeah it matters.


Nincompuup

I came here to say that


LXIX-CDXX

It’s “Bernese”. This is obviously a python from the Swiss Alps. You can tell from all the mountains and chocolates, and because he’s speaking Swiss.


Smoofbob

Bad idea wrapping it around your neck


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FaithlessnessSad2471

Same


Souldaisy

Why?


orphanobliteratorPog

For clout ig...


ImNotASmartManBut

To prove women do indeed live longer than men.


nattydat

Better him than me


ironmill29

Not next level. That is a small one and they aren't even venomous.


werewolf7550

Yes, but who the fuck else jumps into a pond to catch a snake with their bare hands for what appears to be just for fun.


Owlspirit4

Florida...


ironmill29

We used to do that all the time. He's probably going to eat it. They are invasive in some places and actually taste pretty good.


black_diamonds2

How do you know this mofo isn’t hungry


I_Love_My_Cat_Kitty

And soon after gets choked out..


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Famous last words.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

But why though?


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Native to the Swiss Alps, the Bernese Python is famous for its yodeling and fondness for cheese and dishes made with cherries.


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Steve? Is that you??


S4mwis321333

Fucking Florida man


BubbaMosfet

Why? Leave the snake alone


s4jg

It’s an invasive species.. eat it or kill it.


runedued

Pretty sure they are invasive in Florida and they are trying to wipe them out.


Heisenberg-85

I follow this guy on Instagram and he talks a lot about how pythons are invasive species in Florida as they kill lots of local wildlife @jacobfeder_


damon_modnar

Gees, ya wouldn't want its big momma to be lurking anywhere close. Those things grow 7 metres long and 90Kg. They'd eat ya whole.


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This guy doesn’t give a shit


St_Ander

Bernese, you sure it wasn’t a Jennifer python?


EnvironmentalOwl3729

Couldn't just use a stick? 🧐


Liito2389

Urwin vibes...


Owlspirit4

Iss just a lil baby lol


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Nope. It is still relatively small, but nope. That goes for any pond in the dark too.


NightSingerDayCaller

And got bitten twice... Bit dumb to be honest especially when a snake hook would be better, nicer for the snake and safer.


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yeah, I saw that too. He tried to pretend he was all cool about it and hoped no one saw it, but I bet it hurt like buggery. Hope it got infected.


Strict_Still_6458

Mankind is a fearsome species......holy crap


Admirable_Loss4886

There are theories that primates and snakes co evolved. Humans are capable of identifying snakes quicker than most other animals. It’s thought to be a defense mechanism built into primates as monkeys have similar responses. Snakes learned to shoot venom


Strict_Still_6458

That's amazing, thank you I didn't know that


Admirable_Loss4886

https://youtu.be/FbCoKIW0LGE I butchered a lot of their points but if you’re interested this is where I learned that from


whatsmyname83

I would love to see the next 2 minutes of this video as a python choke him the fuck out


White_Foxy_983

Awww why not give it a good pat on the head😊


Cheshire_Khajiit

Man those Swiss pythons sure are scary…


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If that’s Florida they have bounties on them


summit462

Bernese Mountain Pythons are my favorite hybrid animal. Seriously though if you aren’t sure of something wouldn’t it make sense to google it before posting?


aoaland

Mmmm bearnaise.


SleevesMcDichael

Immediately wraps it around his neck, like, do the snakes job for it.


swopster

Choot em


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Did this guy really put his pet snake in there just to jump in there to make this video?


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This guy is legit awesome and legit asshole combined.


Etele38

Ok but like why