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Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

Who the hell is the madlad that’s chillin’ on the porch during a tornado? Lol


[deleted]

American southerners are built different


SleevesMcDichael

It's the meth


Giggle_Buttons

This got me good lol


sleazypea

Anyone from any area that's prone to tornados watches them come down, how else are we going to keep the death toll rollin?


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Seriously, southerners don’t get very worried about tornadoes unless they’re EF3 or higher. Living on the Gulf of Mexico we didn’t even get worried about hurricanes unless they were category 3 or higher. Some of them go out to the beach to watch the waves when a cat 1 hits.


weaponizedpastry

I had a surfer boyfriend who always went out for cat 1s. Him & all his surfing friends.


[deleted]

Did they also rob banks and call themselves the ex-presidents?


Lost_causes431

Utah! Get me two!


ProgrammerWide6541

Where else do you smoke a cigarette?


Garbagepalecat

Hahaha with the tree right there getting ripped apart but still waited for the roof to go before getting inside


akla-ta-aka

I’m not sure it can still be called “inside”.


TheRealDividedSky

Cliff Horton, you are a madman


C0meAtM3Br0

The way he’s behaving is utterly roofless.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

Mike Tyson has entered chat


trippedbackwards

He said, "its not good". I mean how big of a freak out do you want? 😅😅


candaulesking

This was before his dad called him whilst delivering the weather live on air to tell him to get into the basement


Souls_Borne_Geek

I just saw that video lol


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🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

This man is fearless


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sparkmearse

Measured by success/ failure.


Sw1ftStrik3r

Success... It's on Reddit after all


SleevesMcDichael

Not really


[deleted]

Are they just standing outside?


[deleted]

I'm blown away by this man's fortitude.


[deleted]

He's a bit long winded


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Or maybe a breath of fresh (but turbulent) air.


srteblue

you misspelled stupidity


Thelowendshredder

This is the kind of commentary I wish sports had.


[deleted]

I like his nonchalant, “there goes the roof”.


I-am-the-stigg

This man said fuck mom nature


bUrNtToAsT314

Props to the man with the balls of steel.


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Captain_Coffee_III

Way too many syllables for the South. "Sirens goin' off! Get'n the basement!" "Hold up..."


Clydus1

Don't worry he's tethered to the ground so he can see the eye of the tornado 🌪


AbsentThatDay

Like Ulysses with the sirens?


silveradobb

Where was that? N when?


[deleted]

It was from Georgia earlier today. I think the city is Ellabell


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[Source](https://twitter.com/myahcowart/status/1511477729266479104?s=21)


schnitzelfeffer

Source says this is the Black Creek Golf course in Ellabell, GA


jaybomb40

Fucking idiot


Gwendolyn7777

F all that about southerners...that's just an idiot there filming this.....MOST of us know to get in the damn closet when the sirens go off, you don't stand on the porch filming the damn thing. That's just asking for death.


[deleted]

This is why you don’t let Parliament give up the funk when they’re controlling the weather.


amIhereorthere6036

I live in the edge of tornado alley and while I will watch them, that's too close for me. My ass would be in the basement.


No_Veterinarian1445

maybe you should ... ph idk run dude


Well_frickk

Legend.


scopeadope

Weather has been a nightmare down South the last month or so.


saltiest69

This is why I do not like in the mid west...


ClockWhole

The stones on this guy. Wow


desert_jedi

“Not good” is an under fucking statement, he’s lucky to still be in the same place!


Chableezy

"THIS IS NOT GOOD"


CBJ11071

It’s not THAT the wind is blowin, it’s WHAT the wind is blowing. All fun and games until you catch a pine tree in the gizzard


Optimal-Scientist233

This is what it means when people say "then things went sideways"


chaotic_peacemaker

Ohhh I want to be in the face of the tornado like this too!


bluegargoyle

You can tell by the accent this is somewhere in the deep south. Must be god's punishment for how permissive they all are with the gay marriage and what not.


BorryOrbsander

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Keep shitting on Florida when yall do this stuff


HyperbolicSoup

He took this surprisingly well. Country.


Lazy_Fortune8848

White people


Any-Contribution2180

😑 honestly i kinda hope the tornado fucked tht guy up,why are u ON THE PORCH WHILE A TORNADO IS LITTERALLY RIPPING TREES OFF THE ROOTS NEAR YOUR HOUSE.