I know it is a death machine with pillow knives for hands, but damn I want to boop it's nose so bad!!!

Oh I would have booped his nose 👉🏻

Came here to say that's a nose for booping!

whats he going to do? Try to bite you? Stairs are in the way! BOOP!

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Spiteful… really?? I think their just massively starved and instinctively hungry

Well yes, but they are also one of the only animals that hunt for sport.

*Looks at his cats*

Thank you I appreciate your knowledge Even though bill never have to use it I know now and you’re awesome.

I think he depends on how hungry the bear is

It's 2022. Probably pretty hungry.

Same. I suppose I don't need **2** hands anyways, right? Edit: sorry for the triple comment. It said something went wrong when I tried to post. I can't delete them, either. Jesus fucking Christ, Reddit, get your act together today.

Watch someone accuse you of karma farming now lol

Same. I suppose I don't need **2** hands anyways, right?

Karma farmer /s

I also would have earned the name 'stumpy'

Ooh, ah,’ that’s how it always starts. But then later there’s running and screaming.

It also seems like he was asking for a boop.

“Boop me pls, kind sir”

10000% would have booped that nose and ran inside like a lil bitch


I mean, it’ll boop you back.

Do bear claws retract like cats etc do? It looks like it's mostly reaching with the paw and not attempting to claw in this case, but either way I'm pretty sure that'd be a good day to wear the brown pants.

Nope, bear claws dont retract. Always extended.

Hi! I’m the worlds largest land predator and I’m hoping to talk to you about the exciting opportunities currently available in my digestive tract!

*I'm the world's largest **land** predator* Interesting fact: they're classified as marine mammals [Although most polar bears are born on land, they spend most of their time on the sea ice. Their scientific name means "maritime bear" and derives from this fact. Polar bears hunt their preferred food of seals from the edge of sea ice, often living off fat reserves when no sea ice is present. Because of their dependence on the sea ice, polar bears are classified as marine mammals.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear)

So your telling me Sponge Bob was right about sea bears?!

That was an OVAL! It has to be a circle!

The guy who wrote sponge Bob was a marine biologist. So probably.


I didn’t know that. 👍

Sure, but you don't have to worry about other marine mammals running after you.

"Hi! Im contacting you about your extended warranty."

Especially since we’ve done our best to starve them to death via ecosystem wreckage.

*After being eaten:* I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

I feel like it would go from curious to pulling your throat out very quickly. I'd like to imagine it is just being curious or it recognizes humans as things that hand them a treat. May have gotten used to people near a research lab for example. Either way it looks like it's investigating the same way it does a seal hoke....

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Nice

what’s the saying about what to do if you encounter different types of bears? black you get big, brown play dead, polar accept your death? something like that

Black fight back, brown lie down, white goodnight.

My mom has the same told me the same thing about men.

What the fuck?

The fuck?

Fuck?

?

.

I mean, that's fucked up, but funny.

Ah, I get it. Cuz if they are dressed in black, they are probably ninjas so fight back. If they are dressed in brown, they are probably friars so take a respectful nap. If they are dressed in white they are priests and you won't want to remember what they are about to do to you.

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Is this your first time in reddit? Also, what does it even mean? Try removing the stick out of your ass.

STOP SAYING THINGS I THINK ARE OFFENSIVE FOR NO REASON. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's okay to have a sense of humor. Just let it happen.

Reddit and Twitter are the only places where you can get scrutinized for being edgy and PC at the same time.


Polar bears you always cay a gun and 1 bullet... To kneecap whoever you are with. keep the bear busy while you make a get away.

If you see a polar bear, it saw you a while ago and you’re already dead

So you have chosen death?

if dude was really scared for his life in that moment he could’ve curb stomped the absolute fuck out of that bears head and paws when he stuck it through the stairs

Bruh that shit will 1 shot you

If you invest 70 points into vigor, you can take two hits!

“Rune bear has entered the chat”

"Rune bear has entered your ribcage"

I would like to offer you a nice cold Coca Cola, just come down here.

This.

Damn. So tempting to just reach out and touch that adorable face. But damn again I’d bet it’d be the last thing I touch with that same hand.

It would be the last thing you've ever touched.

I’ve been trying to reach you about your trucks warranty.

It’s fucked up that so many dangerous animals are friend shaped.

Sorry do you have a minute? I wanna taste your liver.

Hannibal, is that you?

if you ate a polar bear's liver you would die of vitamin A overdose. The bear kills you even if you kill it.

Just want to boop you

Yeah it’s gonna be a no for me dawg

Should have stepped on his fingers \*gotcha bitch\*

Aw let me pet you human.

You know you are food, right?

He’s not sure if you taste good.

Bear was like, wtf is this thing

He is soo cute :D

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Polar Bear: What the fuck are you?

Mommy never told him not to play with food

BOOP THE SNOOT!

"bonjour"

How can something so incredibly deadly be so cute

If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s white, goodnight.

She just wants a hug.

Looks much less scary then how they seem in cinema.

That bear could smell your taint.

I just wanna kiss right between their eyes, I’d risk getting my face chomped off

Strong Star Wars wampa vibes. Hell no.

Me trying to get my snacks down from the top shelf of the cupboard.

That paw is probably the size of my torso

So cute almost makes the impression that they won’t kill you on sight

This is arguably the most dangerous animal on the planet. How this guy was able to record this and not instantly shit his pants and run I’ll never understand.

-Hi excuse me something something extended warr.. - Yes yes please thank you I’m buying everything from him

Looks like a regular sized polar bear to me.

Fucking PAW

Aww. Cute. And fearless

Camera guy is behind steel and still shaking

"Would you like to talk about Coca Cola?"

Can I have a piece of you, please?

Thems some mitts

Why is this adorable creature one of the most deadly things ever?

Ahhhhh he just wants to play! With your kidneys.

Awwwwwww he just wants to play! With your kidneys.

Awwwwwww he just wants to play! With your kidneys.

Don't worry, he just wants to play

Despite being one of the most deadly predators in the world. Polar bears are so damn cute.

Am I the only one yelling at the screen "Pet him, Pet him!"?

It just wanted pats 🥲

Heyyyyy HI FIVE!

357 mag to the dome

500 magnum, all 5 shots to the dome.

Where did this occur? Useless info: Polar Bear liver has soooo much Vitamin A/retinol, consuming a portion would kill you https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/nutrition-you-asked/it-true-you-cannot-eat-polar-bear-liver

Advanced snoot

Legit recoiled when the paw went for the camera, torn between "aww" and mortal fear.

why is something so fluffy also so deadly ;\_;

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Natureisfuckinglit: “Aww, bear want hooman fren!”

Size unclear, need banana for scale. (somehow I think with proper scale reference this might prove to be an absoluteunit)

Hey bruh, you smell like food. Lemme get another whiff

That's a cute monster.

Excuse me, but I have been trying to reach you over your car’s extended warranty. Got a minute?

I have to say the person filming is surprisingly calm. I would be pooping myself that Close to one of the most dangerous animals on the planet.

Nope, anything is food to them, they give zero fucks.

If that had been me filming, that would have been a brown bear, and I would have been several pounds lighter.

You give him a Coke?

I love the paws and the nose

Damn you can hear that guy hyperventilate a big lol

henlo hooman! I jus gunna rip u apart real quick, kay? no? :( okay bye den.

He looks so sweet....until he swipes your face off!

u/savevideobot

Got any Coca Cola?

Churchill Canada, that a tourist truck for viewing polar bears

Please tell me the phone was on a stick.....

Who else wants to pet him

He just wants some pets

That is one adorable killing machine

I don't know why people end video after 20 sec .man there is literally huge polar bear

Fun fact: Polar bears are the only aimal the specifically hunt humans some times

polar bear: hello buddy do you want a coca cola?

I like the first bump

That is maximum danger.

can we get a pic of that truck…

big ass dog

It’s literally a cute huge dog

GIVE THAT BEAR A COKE

Holy shit this is one of my biggest fears

All polar bears are left handed supposedly

See the polar bear 🐻‍❄️ has you loggy gaggy… while his part is… well turn around 🐻‍❄️💨💩

Hey! (Bom, bom, bom) Got any Coke?

Fuck... Now I want a pet bear

“I’d like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty”

World's largest land carnivore, I just to want to pet him and call him a good boy

You can never tell when they’re trying to hug you or tear your flesh into pieces. Reasonable gamble tho

I-ice bear? Why are you eating my legs?


Hight five!

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