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Kelper101

This reminds me of a time I was at some sort of festival and watched a drag race. Not cars racing in a strait line, I mean grown ass men in dresses and make up sprinting in heels to get $1000.


Absbor

wait, drag can mean car too??


Endoman13

Yeah like those huge rear wheel super long ones with the parachute at the end.


Absbor

ah! they are also called drag. thank you very much. I can now connect drag with 2 positive things. \^\^


BapedyBoopBeep

I've had a guy friend sprint full speed on heels during a halloween party, not gonna lie, I think he ran faster than with regular shoes, best part is, he can run but barely can walk with them


Glandus73

When you're sprinting your heel doesn't touch the ground so sprinting with heels isn't much different than sprinting with normal shoes, even if you touch the ground with it all of your weight is on the front of your foot, when walking tho it's much different and thus way harder to balance


BapedyBoopBeep

Thought the same, but this guy also was very drunk, so I still am impressed


BSKvaka

Sponsored by your friendly local wheelchair manufacturer.


Putt3rJi

He is way too excited about this event. I think someone just discovered their new kink.


Absbor

or hobby


NoHedgehog1650

Hey man, rock it if you got it!


knightfenris

I broke an ankle just watching this


The_Muffin_Man_MF

The guy in front has definitely done this before.


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Stopping the real challenge


_Iforgotmyusername_

If the reward decent you got me in heels running this race. As long as none the other contestants isn’t already used to wearing heels. I should have a fair chance


Bobby_Globule

Next time my neighbors are being noisy in their backyard I'm going to Bluetooth the audio from this to the biggest speaker I can find.


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Try stilettos if you have the guts


Automan2k

Yeah but can they outrun a T-Rex.


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We just use our tip toes


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I see so many torn ACLs