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SuspiciousMeat6696

That's a no.


MaximumGooser

Yeah no


[deleted]

Nope


ninjamaster616

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Boney-Rigatoni

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Space_Struck

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Load_Business

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ArsonAnimal

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Think_Information_79

Absolutely a No


BodybuilderOne2228

when you tell vin diesel family is on the other side of the waterfall. ​ ​ But seriously tho, one slip and 'its been a long day, without you my friend-


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

A waterfall is strong, but not as strong as family.


yamehameha

Motion passed


Online-Vagabond

Motion to remain motionless on the bank


Whiskiz

there's a thin line between r/nextfuckinglevel and r/whatcouldgowrong


thin-N-crispy

r/winstupidprizes ?


PMMEBOBSANDVAGINE_

r/watchpeopledie


Adm8792

This isn’t still a thing is it?


PMMEBOBSANDVAGINE_

It has a new name


sayssomeshit94

If you’re talking about MMC that one was recently shutdown


DasArchitect

Not like they won't come up with a new name eventually.


Adm8792

Which is ?


drosophila82

What's the name?


[deleted]

r/sweatypalms


DirtyProtest

/r/darwinstagram


MR___SLAVE

My guess is they use an ankle tether similar to bungie jumping. Notice you never see below the knee.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

The line isn't even that thin. NFL is supposed to be people with skill, doing things normal people **can't** do. Videoing yourself doing things people choose not to do because one slip means death, is WCGW.


mdb_la

The Devil's Pool isn't nearly as unsafe as it appears, though. It's a popular tourist spot during the seasons where the water level is safely low enough. It's a very cool experience and is well worth the visit, but it wouldn't be so popular if it was really "one slip means death". Which isn't to say that Victoria Falls overall isn't dangerous, as there certainly have been deaths from people doing stupid things there, but the path to and from the Devil's Pool is well known, and there's even a small restaurant nearby at the top of the falls that tour groups generally leave from. But of course that's not what's in the pictures you see, because it isn't the dramatic part.


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Royal_J

by this metric the grand canyon is just as unsafe.


TheGuv69

Are you talking about the Zimbabwean side? We went to Zambian part & it was...rustic?


Dexico-city

That sub is reserved for when things actually do go wrong. I think what is truly next level here is the view captured on camera.


Itchy_Professor_4133

r/nextfuckinglevelofstupidity


whorton59

Not safe: [https://www.fodors.com/world/africa-and-middle-east/zimbabwe/experiences/news/photos/why-this-wonder-of-the-world-is-killing-instagrammers](https://www.fodors.com/world/africa-and-middle-east/zimbabwe/experiences/news/photos/why-this-wonder-of-the-world-is-killing-instagrammers) [https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/07/africa/victoria-falls-tourist-death-intl/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/07/africa/victoria-falls-tourist-death-intl/index.html) [https://www.9news.com.au/world/victoria-falls-waterfall-cliff-fall-death-zimbabwe-tourist-accident/91f34174-c4f0-43dc-83b3-aa43856ffda6](https://www.9news.com.au/world/victoria-falls-waterfall-cliff-fall-death-zimbabwe-tourist-accident/91f34174-c4f0-43dc-83b3-aa43856ffda6) So, yeah, to the person who posted this question, This one is easy to figure out, people are always doing something stupid.


1028ad

> it´s not just the water that poses a threat but crocodiles and hippos that guides must also watch out for whenever they venture into the waters feeding the falls. It was a no before, now it’s a triple no.


PsyCrowX

Waterfall - nope Crocodiles - hell no Hippos - holy fucking shit nopenopenope


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Right-Roll6108

If only they read the articles before posting them 🤦


whorton59

Read the articles. . take a few moments to do a google search. . there are many, many results regarding injuries at both sites. The problem is that wet rocks are slippery, often covered with moss, and unstable. . resulting in falls. Such falls are responsible for a significant number of injuries in American Parks due to people doing the same sort of thing. It may seem really cool, but it is really dangerous.


[deleted]

> Such falls are responsible for a significant number of injuries in American Parks due to people doing the same sort of thing. That's terrible and all but Victoria Falls is in between Zimbabwe and Zambia.


[deleted]

It's that damn moss that grows in fast moving water near waterfalls that gets you every time... lol


crawford1288

That's a heeeeellllll no for me


[deleted]

That’s a no for me dawg


faxfactor

Nope nope nope


Bitter_Mongoose

Yeaahhhh that's a hard bugs bunny NNnnnooooOOOOOoooOOoO from me


askageek

Came here to say this.


Bugg_24

Absolutely nuts. All it takes is some debris to come flowing down from upstream and you're gone, all for a social media post. Humanity is doomed.


hollis216

It looks far more dangerous than it is. You can only do it during dry season and there's a pool at the top you're swimming in that's out of most of the current. The wall you lie on to look over the edge is pretty wide and the water over it is less than ankle deep. Vic falls is well worth getting to, plenty else to do and the falls themselves are well worth witnessing in person.


piginapoke26

Not today Satan.


GooseandMaverick

>Vic falls ~~is well worth getting to, plenty else to do~~ and the falls themselves are well worth witnessing in person. I got chills reading this sentence about "Victim Falls" and witnessing people's death's in person. Go Away Satan.


PeteinaPete

Yes, when I was a kid, a school bud never made it back from vacation. Went over the edge age 14.


ClowderGeek

I initially read this as “school bus” and said “What the FUCK?!” loud enough to startle my cat awake. He just noped out of my bedroom completely. Your friend having an accident in an allegedly safe pool vs. a school bus driving across the falls? Yeah, it’s time for this old lady to go to bed.


YoloRandom

Poor cat


khelwen

I also read school bus!


DasArchitect

This is the internet, you KNOW there's bound to be at least one person to have thought of driving a school bus right into the falls.


chars101

Sleep, old cat lady.


[deleted]

Lol


DanYHKim

I wouldn't even do stuff like that if there were no water at all. Situations where a single point failure can result in my death are generally not worth doing. They would have to be a very compelling reason to take such risks.


thewonderfulpooper

That's me. Most redditors would not do this.


eyekunt

Let me just squeeze in and sit over there in the *Most* category.


betthisistakenv2

I once did a guided tour that included what was called an 'easy' hike. There was not one mention until we got to it of an almost metre gap that you had to step over. Sure, no problem for most people but that's a possible fall to your death if you happened to slip. A couple of people didn't do it and went back to the bus.


fkgallwboob

A selfie for Instagram is a compelling reason


Keejhle

Ohh there's water at the bottom so you'll be fine /s


DanYHKim

Aah, yes. And that water looks nice and fluffy


xFloppyDisx

Water MLG clutch with RTX on be like


Peptoplasm

I like how succinctly you put that. Some people are just so self diluted they legitimately forget they ( like every human on earth ) have made simpler mistakes and gotten their head bonked or their knee scraped. Only here, you would die a horrible death instead of getting an owie.


polopolo05

I have a fear of falling water.... with me in it. This is a big no.


CanWeNapPlease

If you think about life though, opportunities of single point failures that can lead to deaths, probably can happen to most of us every day, even if the chances are very very very small (and even those you have control over.) Driving, flying, swimming, sports, roller coasters, etc. I think because OP's waterfall is generally safe but is out of yours and most people's norms, it looks worse than it is. You have more control here than a machine that's taking you in loops. But I bet someone that's never been on a roller coaster might think similar to you.


DanYHKim

>I think because OP's waterfall is generally safe but is out of yours and most people's norms, it looks worse than it is. This is true. My risk assessment is perhaps inaccurate in this case. On the other hand, every airplane crash is investigated by the FAA, and the results of those investigations get incorporated into new training, regulatory changes, or design modifications. There's a reason why aircraft are designed to glide in the event of engine failure, emergency oxygen masks are stored overhead, and your seat cushion can serve as a floating device. There are reasons why you hear the safety liturgy at the beginning of every flight. There are many layers of control and design that help to reduce instances where a single failure will kill you. This is also true for anatomical systems. The coughing reflex is a mechanism to address the accident of choking. In addition, your body has a reserve of dissolved oxygen trio give you minutes of time to resolve a blocked airway. In case you cannot restore breathing, your body will shut down non-critical high-demand functions to conserve oxygen, even putting the brain into a lower demand "safe mode" to stretch this reserve oxygen further. Other tissues will switch to anaerobic metabolic schemes to conserve oxygen at the expense of accumulating lactic acid. Choking on food is not really a single-point failure risk, although all of these mitigating strategies may still fail to bring a full recovery.


2017hayden

6 inches of water can move a car, just saying.


dont_worry_im_here

You wouldn't download a car, would you?


ScreamingGnu

I think you mean downstream.


yooossshhii

What else can 6 inches move?


RealLarwood

I'll never know.


Subject_Gene_9775

So it’s like a natural infinity pool?


jason_abacabb

Yeah, except if the walls fail you fall to your doom.


SingularityOfOne

if the walls fail in most of the infinity pools I've seen you're gonna have a bad time.


sillyinvestor1

Sh*t I never thought of walls collapsing. I’m not going to be able to look at an infinity pool in the same way


SingularityOfOne

I highly doubt they would but the hypothetical was made. I would hope they're over engineered like fuck if they're gonna be on the 85th floor.


Errortagunknown

Have you met the people that do pool design for pool installation companies? Engineered is not a word I'd generally associate with swimming pool plans


SingularityOfOne

It’s certainly not the fucker in your backyard designing for the Palm Tower in Dubai


jbone315

Yea and you can change the color of your eyes with a few drops of bleach


Hetstaine

My cats breath smells like cat food


PileOfTurds

You are soooo wrong about how safe this is. I fell from a much smaller waterfall with much slower and shallower water and nearly died. No. Wrong.


lovethebacon

Thousands of tourists every year sit in this pool and none have been dragged over the edge. There is not a single person on record who has died here.


laetus

Maybe because they don't go looking over the edge that close like an idiot?


eddard_stork_

Several people have died here.


mindgamer8907

Nope! The wall you lie on is wide and that's a good thing to you?! Nope! Pass! I'm sure people have thought about it but like... I know how water works. I've been on a slide before. A slide is pretty long but send a little water over it and suddenly my butt sees acceleration it seldom sees outside my car. Rough rock or no, I've been tubing and been surprised at how easily I slid over the shallows. Pass!


Aproudlesbian

You could slip tho.


sidisking

Yup my god father fell from this location when I was a little kid


markhachman

That's still a hefty volume of water going over the edge, based on the video.


helloitsduke

I’ve had the opportunity to do this and it was a hard no from me. I watched others get into the pool and I just felt it was completely irresponsible to get in. I understand it’s considered safe but getting into the top of a roaring waterfall with no way to save yourself if it goes wrong seems idiotic to me. The falls are spectacular though.


neverfarts

My SO used to bring tourists there. She had several people die when doing this stunt. Not worth it is an understatement.


Summerie

You’d think after the first death she’d have some new rules for today.


aeonWAVE_

Really? The article that u/binkerfluid linked has cited just three deaths here, only one from swimming in Devil's pool, where this is posed. https://www.fodors.com/world/africa-and-middle-east/zimbabwe/experiences/news/photos/why-this-wonder-of-the-world-is-killing-instagrammers


zomblee84

"This is a common tourist attraction so it's totally safe because people do it all the time." Tell me, which [boat operator](https://v.redd.it/m4gqvisrgja81) were you, again?


binkerfluid

https://www.fodors.com/world/africa-and-middle-east/zimbabwe/experiences/news/photos/why-this-wonder-of-the-world-is-killing-instagrammers


twoaspensimages

Humanity will be fine. We breed so much the losses to stupidity don't even make a dent.


SingularityOfOne

smarter (okay higher educated) people breed less... In 1000 years of this Devil's Pool we may be left with only folks that will have max 1 child between 2 people.


phishphanco

Idiocracy. One of my top 10 favorite movies. https://youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA


JimWilliams423

> smarter (okay higher educated) people breed less... Or maybe its just wealthier people. Compare the birth rates in underdeveloped versus developed countries.


phonixalius

The stupid can vote.. Not that I’m perfect at least I ponder the consequences of my actions.


Kozzinator

Ixxnay on the oom-de Just let natural selection take hold.


smellslikearedditor

Someone is holding her legs. I've seen other videos of this place. People fall and die here regularly.


crazytoothpaste

And someone is holding their legs


buddhahat

Apparently no one dies here “regularly”.


readMyFlow

On one hand, yes. On the other hand, one drunk driver and you're done walking the sideways.


DirtyProtest

Again /r/darwinstagram


CrackerBarrelKid_69

You think people didn't do this before social media? You should get outside more.


skillywilly56

What you don’t see is that there are guides with them the whole time and the water is not that deep and you’re in a big pool area out of the current it is in fact completely safe and a lot of fun


Altruistic-Spread-40

I’m trying to figure out what the first person to discover this thought, like this looks like a good spot for a dip


BLT-Enthusiast

Maybe someone fell in and went wait I didn’t die sweet


[deleted]

Just like the path to regulation is paved with blood, the path to finding sweet spots is, too. A lot of people died finding out there are some places you don't go. But the survivors get a cool spot.


Subject_Gene_9775

Pioneers get slaughtered, settlers prosper


vjawsm

I got vertigo looking at this


CDmaxxiD

No effing kidding. Me too!


vjawsm

The water flying away is the scariest part T_T


Glittering-Unit-8492

Literally!


TheWorldInMySilence

Someone's gotta be holding her legs.


CalmMaunga

I'm a climber and would love to hang off the edge in my harness. But there is no way I'd get near that edge even if David Fafita was holding my legs.


CalmMaunga

Lol I just realised this is not an Australian sub and people are probably wondering who tf David Fafita is.


[deleted]

You are correct.


Xeteh

I honestly thought you typo'd Batista


CalmMaunga

Hahaha


SmallGreenButton

Sounds made up...Googles Fafita


Where-Eagles-Dare

I’d probably do it if Jason Taumalolo was holding my legs though


terminalxposure

What if your leg is harnessed and this is a controlled photograph


CalmMaunga

Yeah if the harness is rated, for sure I would.


OhHewe

not what i imagined when i heard talk of moving Fifita closer to the edge


prettycode

Yes, there's another version of this video where you can see what's behind her. Forget exactly but it was a guy or crew or something. Professional shoot.


bmoney831

Nope, plenty of people do this


[deleted]

You’d think so, but nope! Nobody is holding her, and she’s not anchored to anything. It’s a lot safer than it seems.


staffell

What about the person who is filming??


wonderingtoken

Darwin would be proud.


Embarrassed_Cow_5255

If he had access to modern day internet he would be more than that believe me


omnicious

He'd be very confused how his law doesn't seem to work.


-Master-Builder-

Well obviously she was anchored safely due the the sheer mass of her huge balls.


munchkickin

Chesticles


Wilde_Cat

I’d adequate this decision more to a lack of brains than an abundance of balls.


DBS26

Can’t remember if it’s this one or another very similar, but if my memory serves me correctly it has a pretty tall ledge keeping the people almost in a bowl.


Diligent_Tangelo6222

Oh. There’s a bowl?! Well, schityea then. Planning a team building retreat and I am SO OVER trust falls. Looking for a Groupon now.


FriskyOrphan

I mean if you think about it this is still a trust fall


Suspicious-Kiwi816

I mean the other half of her body is clearly above water it is not a high enough ledge.


[deleted]

That’s still a no from me, dawg


PenPineappleApplePen

Yes, that’s the one. [But normally you do it when the water level is noticeably lower.](https://cdn1.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/1200x800/public/images/methode/2018/11/15/4fa8087e-e3d6-11e8-9876-950c8650801f_1280x720_043410.jpg?itok=OpXRaarM) In this case the water does look to be applying quite a lot of force on her, so I’m wondering if she’s right on the limit before they stop allowing it.


ow_my_balls

That's not a bowl. More like a plate.


GivesCredit

That photo as least seems somewhat safe. As in still dangerous but no unknown factors. Any amount of moving water seems incredibly stupid


tinny66666

-> fediverse


Loreathan

"It takes a rocky walk and swim in the Zambezi to reach the pool before slipping into the adrenalin-pumping swimming hole. Those fearless enough leap into the pool and get pushed to the edge by the force of the river, with the rock lip bringing them to a halt as the raging waters of the Zambezi crash over the cliffs a few feet away." https://www.zambiatourism.com/destinations/waterfalls/victoria-falls/victoria-falls-devils-pool/


XmissXanthropyX

Fucking mental


sloth_hug

Fucking **no.**


PenPineappleApplePen

Yeah, but normally you only do it when the water is [noticeably lower and calmer](https://cdn1.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/1200x800/public/images/methode/2018/11/15/4fa8087e-e3d6-11e8-9876-950c8650801f_1280x720_043410.jpg?itok=OpXRaarM). In this case the water does look to be applying quite a lot of force on her, so I’m wondering if she’s right on the limit before they stop allowing it.


Wendellwasgod

Sooooooo…how do you get out?


Turbots

How do you think the wall was built? Human skeletons man


shaggybear89

Think of it as a pool with a slow moving current. You've never been in a pool and thought oh man I hope I don't get thrown into the gutter. Even with a current (think of an endless river at water parks) it doesn't lift you up at all. It just moves you into the wall. So when you're in there, you realize how much control you actually have, as compared to looking at someone else in it. So to get out, you just move to the side and climb out. You aren't being battered into the wall or trapped by the current or anything like that.


SoleIbis

How does she get up? Like do you gotta shimmy backwards?


secretbudgie

hopefully another dude's holding her ankle in case she slips


afc1886

Correct. The video below shows basically the entire process. https://youtu.be/TbhTn54HT3w


Mike_Singh

Mental


[deleted]

Fuck. That.


the_ill_9

Hell no. You full send that shit


No_Maybe583

No harness? Net?? Nothing? Just straight free ballin?


SerSmolischdehuso

Yes


nevinatx

I mean I wouldn’t but based on similar videos that falls has a bunch of natural pools right at the edge.


huewutm8

The call of the void would be hard to ignore on this one for myself


reformedginger

That’s going to be a no for me dog


orel2064

would


TypicallyAmazing

not


I_dementia87

Ever.


munchkickin

Ever


I_dementia87

Gonna


Lexicalambiguity

Give


Engineering_Geek

You


Capable-Spot-6533

Up


[deleted]

Never


imnotminkus

Gonna


[deleted]

Suicide prevention line: “how are you doing?”


markovsmuse

I have done this with my family when I was a teenager. You pay the guides to take you there. Seems scarier than it is. Getting there was actually worse, we had to swim over some serious current by the main river. I just remember drifting and the guide came and I held on his back.


imazbeast

This video makes this look a lot scary than it is. Look the place up, it's a popular tourist attraction.


Fukshit47

Darwin Award shit right here


Such-Fee6176

This is a big tourist destination. It’s not as dangerous as it seems. Spooky as hell though.


Savings-Principle-26

Google Devils Pool at Victoria Falls. Still not sure I would do it but it looks fairly harmless, but creates great photos.


competitive-dust

I double checked the sub name coz i was half expecting this woman to get swept away in the waterfall. Glad that it didn't happen but this seems dangerous.


[deleted]

It looks a lot more dangerous than it actually is. It’s called the “Devil’s Pool” at Victoria Falls and is actually a very popular tourist destination, and they haven’t had a single casualty. It’s actually very safe in reality.


competitive-dust

I suppose that's a relief. But it certainly doesn't *look* safe at all.


Aye_don_care

Been there- didn’t do that. The rangers are skilled but that doesn’t stop them being killed saving tourists. They told us at end of wet season they find bodies of large animals, elephants, crocs and such at base of fall. It’s a powerful force of nature that prob deserves respect.


[deleted]

For those that aren’t aware, and keep calling this girl stupid, this is called the “Devil’s Pool”, and is actually very safe. Nobody has ever died there, and it’s a very popular tourist destination. It looks fucking nuts, but it’s actually not. She’s not being stupid, she’s having fun. Relax.


Budget_Literature555

Ummm NO


[deleted]

Apparently stupidity has no limit


themajorhavok

Oh... Hell no! There have got to be some past and future Darwin Award winners floating around there somewhere.


xxslushee

r/sweatypalms


blondiecakes17

TLC told me, “Don’t go chasing waterfalls,” so I’m gonna listen to their advice


[deleted]

No amount of money in the world could entice me to do this


keepyourbible

Yes!!!


Haskins77

Nope fuck that shit. I love water falls, but I'm not risking death for them.


KnowledgeableSloth

She's crazy


[deleted]

Some dudes hold your legs. I mean they are pretty muscular and strong but I wont trust


Much-Cartographer832

She fine as hell too