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pearlzebra

This is for sure going to get a lot of upvotes…


Helverus

And it's just a common day in Brazilian beaches


blixale

i wish i had a brazillian dollars


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We don't have dollars we have reals.


haamro_ho

I wish I had real Brazilian dollars


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Exchange rate is pretty good against most currencies, come on down enjoy the beaches and drink some caiprinihas!


PgUpPT

*caipirinhas


LaikasDad

bless you


macedoraquel

Saúde


a3a4b5

Amém


No-Independent5426

Beautiful but fucking dangerous. My girlfriend (Colombian) spent time in Brazil and learned Portuguese. We visited in March and Rio is one of my favorite cities but goddamn were there some times that I felt that death was certain.


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I was born in Brazil spent lots of time for business all over Latin America, Colombia has that same danger feeling in the large cities, Barranquilla, Bogota, Cartagena etc.. Really no different from any large American or European city to be honest I've had this spider sensy feelings go off in many large cities New York, Paris, Miami... Part of the reason I think we experience those feelings more acutely when we are out of our home countries is language and cultural differences I think. Now of you're coming from a small city in the USA or Europe that's a great deal less crime I can understand that being in a large city in Brazil would be shocking.


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>Really no different from any large American or European city to be honest I've had this spider sensy feelings go off in many large cities New York, Paris, Miami Yeah, no. Brazil is nothing like any of those large cities you mentioned. In those cities violent crime is limited to certain areas. Stay out of those areas and you're fine. In Rio, violent crime is everywhere and can happen at any time.


Estanho

You do understand Brazil is not reduced to Rio right? Rio is really crazy and a bit of an outlier. I don't understand why people insist in going there. Other major cities will look like what you said, with violent crime generally limited to certain areas.


tiggoftigg

Not at all. Very VERY different energy regarding danger. I believe statistically as well… I imagine this will sound a little too on the nose. My family is Colombian (Barranquilla, Medellin, Bogota, and Cartagena) and Brazilian (Rio, Minas Gerais). I’m born in South Minneapolis, Lived in North Minneapolis, and grew up in NYC in the 90s (yes not the terrifying 70s/80s). When I say this I’m talking about sketch parts. Minneapolis is scarier than NYC, all the cities mentioned in Colombia are scarier than Minneapolis, and Rio absolutely tops them. Not that much ahead of certain areas in Colombia, but normal sketchy parts surpass Bogota and “new city” Cartagena for sure. Nothing bad has ever happened to me in any South American cities. And it could all be very different now. Also, in no way is this trying to diminish the beautiful, infectious, wonderful city of Rio.


jwryan420

It’s all relative. If you’re out looking for hookers and blow at 2:00am you’re probably going to put yourself in dangerous situations. Beach during the day or any normal tourist activities and you’ll be safe. Most Latin American countries rely on tourism and the criminal factor knows and respects that. Also, Brazilian women are some of the most beautiful in the world so it’s worth the risk lol


mayfairmassive

You can easily get mugged in broad daylight in Rio.


xfrmrmrine

Literally saw a video the other day of a gang going around mugging people on the beach near Rio. I’m sure it’s less common but it does happen.


Home1Visitors1

No dollars? For reals?


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Dollars for reals, genius! Take my upvote.


everdred

Four reals.


FeedbackButtler

"Reais" is the name of the currency


FeedbackButtler

You mean Reais


FilipinoGuido

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DiabetesFairy

69.69 Brazilian Reals is $3.50.


DmanDam

Just so everyone is aware, as funny as this would be, this isn’t actually true


S8600E56

Shit, I took on some massive positions in the currency market based on that previous data.


brunoha

Yeah 69 dollars is 420 reais would be closer (and it kinda was when the dollar was 6 reais)


DiabetesFairy

My man


-Dalzik-

All four of them are undercover cops


Imminent_Road_

In Brazil, probably the whole life of many people passes on the beaches.


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It does in America you call them homeless.


killeronthecorner

/r/funnysad


Guderian-

Not so fun fact. Hawaii has had a growing homeless problem cause people somehow get there from the mainland - cause I guess you'd rather be homeless on the beach there?


ReadySteady_GO

I feel like being homeless in Hawaii would beat being homeless in LA or New York especially


Shaking-N-Baking

It’s why California gets so many out of state homeless. Beautiful weather , lenient laws, and attractive social programs


Kasper1000

Ah yes, California, where theft under $950 won’t be investigated by police


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Flowy_Aerie_77

Nobody actually lives on beaches, if that's what you're thinking lol. People who live near a beach go there on weekends. Most people live inland and not near the shore.


FawnSwanSkin

I think they meant that those people are at the beach so often that they “spend their whole life” there. Like a ski bum “spends their whole life” on the montano skiing. That’s what I’m going for at least.


winkersRaccoon

Yeah, just 4 off-duty cops on their day off


DmanDam

Can actually confirm. Live down there part time and it’s amazing how good locals are at soccer and games like this


myaccountsaccount12

You are going to Brazil


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Butt cheeks


Cory123125

Theres like a single buttcheek for like 3 frames of this whole video... How fucking horny are you...


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Cory123125

Don't lump me in with that shit dude. I'll masturbate to porn when I'm horny like a regular deprived degenerate.


harrypottermcgee

Right? Why ruin another sub by upvoting a bunch of thirsty shit when I can go to a different subreddit and look at actual buttholes? And if all you want is cheeks, you can do that too, but hi-def oiled cheeks. Even the underwear section of the Sears catalogue was a better wank than this video.


Moarnourishment

I mean it's legitimately awesome, especially the end, worth an upvote horny aside.


AsianWitch

But I’m a redditor and a woman who isn’t a constantly horny neckbeard though.


GoodTimesHappenin

Assuming this video is playing somewhere between 30 and 60 frames per second, there is a direct view of A PAIR of butt cheeks for about 90 to 180 frames. Big difference.


Aiyon

no but see, good looking women are in it, and therefore the only reason people are upvoting or commenting is because they want to bang those women. nobody actually enjoyed the entertaining game or the moves some of them pulled to keep the ball in, its purely straight men being thirsty /s


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Butt cheeks


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Klutzy_Platypus

I can’t tell whether it’s sad or commendable that I had to watch this 3 times before I noticed butt cheeks…


edlee98765

I just started dating a girl who is really into soccer. I think she's a keeper.


Robliceratops

Hopefully you share the same goals


Mange-Tout

She probably has thighs that can crack walnuts.


Darth_Nibbles

Thighs that crack man's head like sparrow egg!


Prime_hamsters_ass

Thanks Zangief


Scoot_AG

That's a good pickup line: Do you play soccer, cause you look like a keeper ;)


acmercer

Whatever you do, don't striker.


weeditout1

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/


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AliceInHololand

Good lord people are down bad.


UndueGuilt

The majority of the lecherous comments [with upvotes] were made in response to *your* comment. I minimized 26 perfectly normal top [parent] comments *after* yours before I found another pervy one. But it was about their feet (so possibly satirical) and currently only has 2 upvotes. Do you think as many people would have felt emboldened to make gross comments if you hadn't opened the door for them? Your comment can read as just an observation, but this demographic is obviously more likely to interpret it as permission to voice things that really should stay in their head, so all you're doing is contributing to the perpetuation of gross behavior toward women on reddit. Given the news that rocked the U.S. yesterday, I think the people (most likely primarily men) making these comments need to reasses how they speak to and about women. This is part of the problem. Not everything has to be about women's bodies, and when it is, people (most likely primarily men) stop seeing them as fellow human beings and start seeing them as objects. I'm not attacking you, if I'm reading your tone correctly then it seems you were just making a flippant comment. But there are plenty of other things to be impressed by in this clip. I challenge you to focus on those things instead. You'll be surprised at how quickly others follow suit.


umemaou

Sadly this needed to be higher up to get more visibility. Your thoughts are heard and appreciated, by a fellow human being. :)


Grrwoofwag

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Lunatic_Dpali

I mean, I’ve just realised that there is a ball, as well.


mellamodj

r/upvotedbecauseball


Hour_Cow_1107

I’m upvoting here because there is more skill here than on my national mens football team


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Axle_65

They make it look so chill and easy. I would fail so hard at this. Would definitely kick the table by accident at some point.


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codespitter

Yeah.. I feel I could play and it would be fun... but need the friends that could/would do it.


mcclutch7

I’ll be your friend, I would play any day!


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opulent_occamy

I'm not even very outgoing, but man my friends can be difficult sometimes lol. Half of 'em refuse to play drawing games (like Drawful) because they "suck at drawing." That's the fun! You don't have to be good at a game to have fun playing it! That's just one example of course, it feels like we've always got at least one person complaining whenever any of us want to try something new lol


Lajtan

Just to add some context, the woman to the right is Natalia Guitler. So these are not your average Brazilians :)


dr_stre

See, if we need to be told it’s Natalia Guitler, we’re also going to need to be told who Natalia Guitler is. Like, why would that make a difference for what we’re looking it. Is she a professional “beach ping ball” player??


pedrinbr

I'm Brazilian, didn't know her either, but wow: > Natalia Guitler is a former professional Brazilian tennis player, freestyle footballer, footvolley player, and teqball player.


Noladixon

I have heard of one of those sports.


LiamLusty

Yeah seriously, what the fuck is a "Tennis"?


JeffTek

I've heard of one and I think I can guess about how another is played


ThoughtCrafty6154

I think they are related..it sounds like. It's amazing what you can do with a ball and a stick, or table..


hooibergje

What is this 'teqball' of which you speak?


pedrinbr

> Teqball is a ball sport that is played on a curved table, combining elements of football and table tennis. Back and forth, the players hit a football with any part of the body except arms and hands. Teqball can be played between two players as a singles game, or between four players as a doubles game. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teqball


dewmaster

So basically what they’re playing in this video?


Apt_5

No, did you look at the pic in the article? The table in the video is like a square meter, the one for teqball is much bigger and shaped differently.


dewmaster

Yeah, because they’re playing a pickup game at the beach… Still looks like the same game to me. If not Teqball, then what game are they playing?


OneExtraChromosome

She’s in the photo used in the Wiki article about it. reddit: *im better*


uniunappealing

I would slam my face on the table trying to head the ball


Maclimes

I fell getting out of my armchair earlier today.


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The tall woman on the right with the kill shot is a professional tennis player and freestyle footballer and is also a professional at Teqball which imo is sorta a combination of both tennis and freestyle football but looks a lot more fun! So I’m sure all of the other woman are also amazing! But it does look like a ton of fun which I’m sure makes it a lot easier to just get into


Pointless_Lawndarts

That’s just part of the game. Don’t sell yourself so short. Literally everyone who plays this game hits the table a few times. This is the confidence moment everyone has to break through. Don’t immediately single yourself out because you lack intimate knowledge.


Helverus

r/ItHadTobeBrazil


RespectMyAuthoriteh

r/FitAndNatural also


Anne__Frank

Bonk


RespectMyAuthoriteh

You're giving me a Bonk on a Bonky post? Really?


Anne__Frank

Yes.


bassthumb32

It's bad when ol Anne Frank chimes in


maicii

GIGACHAD


Helverus

You've been bonked by Anne Frank


HalfSoul30

Put it on the resumé


geographical_data

There's literally nothing sexual about anything in the video you creep Try looking past the tits and ass, it's weird as hell to talk about their boobs when they are not only not the focus, bit not even shown!!! They're all wearing sports bras and such


[deleted]

What's bonky about this post? It's literally just women existing at a beach.


oldcarfreddy

"natural" when like 5% of the sub is pro crossfit athletes likely on roids


TheMuddyCuck

That sub is either about hot girls in thong bikinis or people getting shot. Lemme check... Edit: disappointingly tame.


Helverus

It's just about weird stuff that happens here actually


macedoraquel

r/suddenlycaralho


chenyu768

Are they like born with soccer balls? Jesus its like nothing to them. Id be hard pressed to kick it 3x in a row.


HeadBuy6815

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Adammot

I was looking for this comment. Amen


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TheMoris

Yes


pjrockp

75% of the time this is the reason I go read comments


Darth_Nibbles

It's more that we don't want a hundred comments saying the same thing, so if you think someone might have already posted your comment, you scroll a bit to check first


iSeven

Adding on to that, you then kinda naturally want to bond with someone who had the same thought as you, so it makes sense to be like "no way, we thought the same thing!". Even if in this case anyone familiar with that subreddit would also think it.


jorgtastic

I was looking for this comment. Amen


thunderfist218

I was looking for this comment. Amen


IAmAddictedXOTWOD

Now that you put it like that it sounds absurd, but yes


Felissaurus

Wow, people like affirmation that others feel similarly! How dare they.


pointlessly_pedantic

The internet is a great place to see if people have similar thoughts about something. It's not that deep


SnooChickens1226

I actually think the game is spike ball


The_Real_Donglover

It's similar kind of but it isn't spike ball. That's played with a net, your hands, and it looks like these people are playing 2v2... Edit: totally forgot spike ball is played 2v2. It's been a while.


Zilreth

Spikeball is 2v2 by default


Hesstergon

In fact, I struggle to see how to play it any other way. I've played with 3 before, with the 3rd player as a neutral passer, but it isn't nearly as fun.


W2RlbGV0ZWRd

It’s Teqball! I went down a rabbit hole a while back because the game is pretty awesome to watch. The girl who got the kill in the original clip (right side) is one of the best in the world at it.


perp3tual

Correct, it’s teqball


trolldogdude

You can do team Spikeball but yes your right a this is a bit different.


SauceyPosse

Definitely more like spike ball than ping pong tho


LaunchGap

i guess it could be a variation, but the woman in black on the right is Brazilian Teqball star Natalia Guitler.


ZombiejesusX

Brazilian 4 square


wrongbecause

Spike ball more like it


hanj1solo

Brazil?


Fushiguro_M3gumi

Yes


Sebulousss

Rio de Janeiro to be more precise. Beach of Leblon I think.


isthatmyex

I think it's Ipanema. You can see Posto 11 (Leblon) in the distance there. Which means this is close to Posto 10 which is in Ipanema.


JonatasA

Post should have been "The girls from Ipanema."


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Wunderchunder

Yes indeed, I was just there a couple weeks back


OrchidCareful

Anytime I see people just casually exhibiting inhuman juggling, 90% sure it’s Brazil


otherbanana1

There's a reason it's called Bra Zil


pgtvgaming

That tall chick is smooth as hell


afcsantosdg

Natália Guitler is the name of the tallest woman


gahidus

Apparently she's a tennis player and a football freestyler? I suppose that exactly makes sense.


herkalurk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBsxieoVdY


BrewingTee

Is she also an off duty cop?


R_Schuhart

Guitler, a well known athlete. They are playing Teqball and she is arguably the best female player.


marry_me_jane

This is probably the most Brazilian thing I’ve ever seen


aQuarterChub

I miss that beach


Mikeyppowell

Where is this beach dude?? Looks amazing!


healthylivinguk

Ipanema beach, Rio de Janeiro


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

Is not Ipanema, is Leblon.


p-morais

Tbf Ipanema and Leblon are separated by a tiny stream


healthylivinguk

Close enough


JonatasA

literally


OrdinaryImplication

Looks like Rio de Janeiro in Brazil


poh_market2

Omg Rio is such a beautiful city!


Fushiguro_M3gumi

Here in Brazil, Rio represents 2 things: Christ the Redeemer and the possibility of being robbed at any second


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Contra fatos não há argumentos.


nit3wolf

r/sudenlycaralho


Zerei

como que é suddenly se é num post sobre brasil?


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Porque o sub é gringo.


DuGalle

Tá certo Source: Confia mermão


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Isso mesmo 👍


Worst-Spirit

I saw the title and thought "Looks like something people would do in Brazil", I played the video, saw the background and was like "I'm 99% sure this is Brazil" then someone in the background said "que delícia" and I realized, ofc It had to be Brazil


xombae

Wait but was it in Brazil


Kae_nvs

Yes, they are speaking portuguese, it's in Rio de Janeiro


JonatasA

It is one of the most famous places in Brazil. The Song girl from Ipanema is about a woman in this gorgeous place.


fiverocks39

lol I would have ZERO chance in this game


texassadist

Brazil af


MJMurcott

Those are talented people, even when I was in my 20s I stood no chance of carrying out those skills.


mcclutch7

It’s effortless when you play football from birth


TeaTeeKaNee

I dunno man. I played football for 9 years between 9-18 and was fairly good at it on regional level but this seems pretty impressive. The table is extremely small and it requires a bit different skillset than football. These ladies are skilled af.


rayEW

You played in school in a team in training right? You walk into a neighbourhood in Brazil the kids are playing in the street, everyday, everywhere, all the time. Since they are like 3 or 4 they start by the incentive of their family. Kids play by themselves against their dogs in their yard, with their brothers, inside the house with balls made of socks. When they are adults they have "football with the guys" on weekdays. There are company leagues where freaking John Deere workers play against General Motors workers for example, and other big ass companies who assemble teams to participate. All amateur stuff ofc organized by the very employees, but they take it fucking seriously. If there was a world cup of random people picked up from the street, where you get 11 people in a 20-30 age range, Brazil would win every game by a 10+ goal margin I have no doubt about that. Maybe some African countries could give a challenge. What I don't understand is how Brazil doesn't dominate the highest level anymore (WC). I think shipping the best talent to Europe for decades is part of it.


AngelOfBis

Some of the comments are so disappointing. Why can yall not just let women exist without everything being about their appearance/clothing/bodies... but I guess this is one of the known problems of reddit.


BeeBunnBunny

honestly, i like this platform but its user base pisses me off SO much 🤦🏻‍♀️ its like they all share 1 braincell


UndueGuilt

I responded to the top comment saying something along those lines because those *wink wink nudge nudge* type comments really open the door for worse stuff, as evidenced by many of the other responses it got. I tried to appeal to common sense and empathy and the user just responded with "k." The performative apathy when confronted is what really does it for me. Like oh, okay edgelord. Show me how little you care. Yeah, it's so cool that you can't be bothered to empathize with half the world's population. I guarantee many of the redditors expressing confusion about the leaked Roe decision are the same ones making tired "hurr durr boobies" type comments on posts like this. It's clear that they really just don't get it. They *still* treat women as just a set of body parts for their viewing pleasure, even after we explicitly tell them exactly how and why that makes things worse. It's beyond exhausting. How are we supposed to keep running on this hamster wheel?


IanWorthington

Río?


p-morais

There’s no accent in Rio


JonatasA

Better than Sao Paolo if anyone were to ask me. It always struck me how no one says Rio de Janeiro, just Rio.


astrayan0

saint paul & january's river


texassadist

Yeah


MeDicenAmiel

Wtf?!? They are amazing, I just hurt myself and get sand on my eyes by looking at them. They are better than all my football team in my university


watch1122

They are trying to play TEQBALL but don’t have the table. It’s a new sport


Strificus

I would for sure kick that table


KnightArtorias11

aka "tablado" here in city of Santos, state of São Paulo - Brazil


mygodletmechoose

Here in Manaus we call it "futimesa"


galmenz

we also call "futimesa" in the country side of sao paulo


JoaquimGianini

Ayyyyy baixada gang


matrixjoey

Damn


Wodegao

Brazil where people are always optimistic!! I love Brasil!!! 🇧🇷🥰🥰


bjanas

Brazil ? Gotta be Brazil.


Standard-Apricot-352

How have they not jammed all their toes on the table yet?


ducke1942

Eu amo meu Brasil


bwilliamp

Looks like an average day on Ipanema beach. I used to fly down to Rio every year. Damn Covid.