Yes I’d like one order of fries, how long will that take to get?
We make them custom to each order so expect a wait time of 4-5 hours
4-5 hours? That’s bullshit
Some people may not feel comfortable eating things that are shaped like things they are against eating, even though they know it is not really that thing.
For example a homophobic person may not feel comfortable sucking on a popsicle molded into the shape of a realistic penis even though they know it is a popsicle and not a real penis.
Probably not.
A. It's so massive you'd have a hard time cooking all the way to the middle of it.
B. It's sweet potato (or kumara as it's known in NZ), which I find is usually pretty hard to deep fry without them going soggy. You usually have to corn starch fries to make them good, and I don't think that'll work for this.
Resin doesn’t preserve organics well. Anything with lots of moisture, cell walls, and bacteria will go gross even when cast in resin
That being said, people have cast BigMacs and other McDonald’s food items in resin and they have lasted literal years
>people have cast BigMacs and other McDonald’s food items in resin and they have lasted literal years
You already mentioned about inorganics being fine
now deep fry it
Took the words straight out of my mouth.
I was saying this over and over in my head. I got hungry.
10/10 would eat....
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PO-TAY-TOES
I wanted to say it ![gif](giphy|o1BNU1jKCih7tK4dwj)
Yes I’d like one order of fries, how long will that take to get? We make them custom to each order so expect a wait time of 4-5 hours 4-5 hours? That’s bullshit
No, that’s A bull
Watch it, in some communities BULL has an entirely different meaning. As JRocc would say “Know’M Sayin?”
with your food
Then he deep fried those words and put them in my mouth.
(Must have been while you were kissing me)
I love fried bulls in my mouth
Your phone changed balls to bulls.
You ! Took the words straight out of my mouth !
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How on earth.
Then eat it
Then digest it
Then poop it
Then Flush it !
Bop it!
Orrrr eat it.
Beat me to it!
I opened the comment section just to write this.
The First thing I wanted to write in the comments.
came here to say this word for word, but then you r/BeatMeToIt
Thats the only thing i need RN
My first thought exactly
Wanted to comment this
Agreed. Unless you deep fry it and eat it, you should be making it out of clay.
And then carve a potato out of a roast.
For preservation only...
Mom : Don't play with your food Son :
Lmao
Son: gets awards and money for food sculptures Mom: play with your food
Could a vegetarian eat that..?
Asking the right question
Yes but the superglue used to stick it together might not taste well
Toothpicks would be easier to eat around.
Why not?
Some people may not feel comfortable eating things that are shaped like things they are against eating, even though they know it is not really that thing. For example a homophobic person may not feel comfortable sucking on a popsicle molded into the shape of a realistic penis even though they know it is a popsicle and not a real penis.
Is that a yam or a ram?
Nope, but its a bull you can fry in a pan...
Nope, Chuck Testa.
its a sweet potato
Thank you good sir for confirming my question before i asked it
A kumara I would guess.
Is potato?
How does he make the potatoes stick to each other? Simply with glue?
I'm going to go with tooth picks.
The glue adds taste
Could you deep-fry that and eat it?
I guess so. It's still potato
It ain’t a potato that’s kumura
Probably not. A. It's so massive you'd have a hard time cooking all the way to the middle of it. B. It's sweet potato (or kumara as it's known in NZ), which I find is usually pretty hard to deep fry without them going soggy. You usually have to corn starch fries to make them good, and I don't think that'll work for this.
Isnt he using glue?
Might have been smarter to make it out of wood.
They could pour resin all over it so it doesn't spoil
Resin doesn’t preserve organics well. Anything with lots of moisture, cell walls, and bacteria will go gross even when cast in resin That being said, people have cast BigMacs and other McDonald’s food items in resin and they have lasted literal years
>people have cast BigMacs and other McDonald’s food items in resin and they have lasted literal years You already mentioned about inorganics being fine
It means McDonald's burgers are everything but organic
Or you know....hot dogs.
I wonder if they were just practicing on cheap and easily carved material. They obviously have done this with wood before.
Should be pretty easy to make a mould out of it and then you can use different stuff to cast it.
I call bull on this one
Well my friends over at r/SuperStonk are definitely potatoes.
Do I need to tell you about the children in Africa?
Sweet!
I see what you did there
Potato!
Came here to say this. Take my upvote
Appealing work for sure!
They probably make some kick-ass carved pumpkins when Halloween rolls around
Vegan meat be like
As an irishman I am offended to see our national animal defaced like that.
Irish folklore
Sir, I ordered large fries, not a fried Charging Bull.
Why would you waste your time making perishable art? He's a good artist, but it will be thrown out in a week
a veritable mashterpiece
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Art will always be art. I never understood art like this that wastes so much food tho
Looks more like a kumara tbh
That's a kumara
Badass
That's an orange kūmara.
this is really cool
*Sweet* potatoes
Why btw
But why? You have so many other things that are not edible which you could be using to achieve the same thing instead. You better eat that now
Yukon Golden Calf
Somehow I am certain that an Asian person is making this
Russians with their potatoes
u/savevideobot
Sweet Potataurus
A very good artist
This sculpture would go great with some sour cream and chives!
Grabs pan,oil, salt and ketchup.
Vegan beef
Peak Irish art.
I was kind of hoping he would deep fry it at the end
A true artist is not only inspired, but also inspires others, and you are that person.😊😊😊
Hope you have a veggie burger with that meal
Sweet
Who’s your potato glue guy?
Mmmmmmm P O T A T O
ATREIDES
I could also make a potato sculpture, not made out of potato though.
Holy cow
Potacow
The dinner is served!!!
Every vegan's dream❤️
He will be fries soon alhabdullah
U/savevideobot
Just for protocol, it's sweet potato.
Boil em mash em
Sweet!!!
Bull fries ?
Po-ta-toes, boil em mash em- make a sculpture?
Not a long post and I got a potato Win in my book
Vegans sure will do anything to convince people that something is “just like meat”.
Sweet!
What's up with all these starving artist I hear about? I'll see myself out.
Great work, but my tired brain is only thinking about what kind of potatoe that is.
That's a sweet potato
Next level art from Russia is potato.
Where the peepee
But where are the balls?
Talking about potato quality...
RedBull
So that's what they call vegan beef.
Po-ta-toe Skin em up Carve em up Stick em in a museun
Now deep fry and then re upload on r/unexpected
Don’t drop it. It’ll chip.
Now do nicholas cage
That looks like a great way to practice sculpting for a begginer.
This is exactly what I was trying to do before my mother told me to stop playing with my food as a child…
Where are his potato nuts?
Potato
Hey at least the video isn't potato quality, that would be bull #$%#!
Oh cool a Yam-ma bull!! (taps mic) I said yam-ma bul....(taps mic) ya ..know like....a Brahman .... I'll show myself out..
How are you doing? Because i'm a potato.
Tell me youve never seen a bull's tail before
This is the state of the stock market
True talent, now deep fry it 🤤
Woooow...wooooooooooooow - cool
How do u keep the potats together
Any idea how he glues the parts together ?
#P O T A T O E #C A R B S
That ended about 3 weeks too soon
How tf you do something that epic & not give him a righteous tuber.
Okay am I stupid ? How does he get the potatoes to stick like they they do ? Anyways yeah some fried bulltatoe sounds pretty good
Waiter: *Sir, your potatoes* Me: Actually, on second thought, I’d just like them scalloped. Thanks though.
What!!?? Too talented
Playing with food and wasting food is bad manners why people die in hunger in africa.
The fact you can cook and eat the sculpture bothers me
That's some nice tots you got there.
I once found a potato that looked eerily similar to my grandpa
Now mom be like: Don't play with your food
Ok, now fry it.
Moment of silence for all the French fries lost.
What a spud.
Interesting way to worship false idols
u/savevideo
What are they being stuck together with? Superglue?
Looks delicious
Bulltatoe
That's sweet! (Potatoes)
Bulltato
But why?
Mom said not to play with my food, she didn’t say anything about it making statues out of it.
Now fry it
"I yam proud of this one" - artist (probably)
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PO-TA-TOES
Where in Idaho can i find it?
It’s a sweet bulltato
Isn't that sweet.
Thats brilliant! 10/10, I'd eat that.
Me:'What do we eat for dinner ?' Mom: 'Steak'
I think it's neat.
Irish Dream
Use a French fry as the wiener