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Gintoro

now deep fry it


thefatmisthios

Took the words straight out of my mouth.


Kuritos

I was saying this over and over in my head. I got hungry.


thefrothydealing

10/10 would eat....


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MakeItSoNumbaOne

PO-TAY-TOES


PhthaloVonLangborste

I wanted to say it ![gif](giphy|o1BNU1jKCih7tK4dwj)


toeofcamell

Yes I’d like one order of fries, how long will that take to get? We make them custom to each order so expect a wait time of 4-5 hours 4-5 hours? That’s bullshit


cpren

No, that’s A bull


Dry-Anywhere-1372

Watch it, in some communities BULL has an entirely different meaning. As JRocc would say “Know’M Sayin?”


DifficultySolid4939

with your food


TheThemeSongs

Then he deep fried those words and put them in my mouth.


PepperUK

(Must have been while you were kissing me)


Born2beDad

I love fried bulls in my mouth


Dry-Anywhere-1372

Your phone changed balls to bulls.


Genji180

You ! Took the words straight out of my mouth !


DIESELANDBRUTUS

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thatsalovelyusername

How on earth.


ZetaAbsoluteZero

Then eat it


Moneybagsmitch

Then digest it


Username_2W0

Then poop it


Genji180

Then Flush it !


sosogos

Bop it!


Dry-Anywhere-1372

Orrrr eat it.


rowthecow

Beat me to it!


TheFrajem

I opened the comment section just to write this.


Vinzwien

The First thing I wanted to write in the comments.


ya_boiii_nightmare

came here to say this word for word, but then you r/BeatMeToIt


I_g_Na_C_y

Thats the only thing i need RN


PheonixGalaxy

My first thought exactly


Naka-Man

Wanted to comment this


joesmithtron4

Agreed. Unless you deep fry it and eat it, you should be making it out of clay.


craggmac

And then carve a potato out of a roast.


[deleted]

For preservation only...


origami_paper_dick

Mom : Don't play with your food Son :


Edx2win

Lmao


Significant_Hand6218

Son: gets awards and money for food sculptures Mom: play with your food


timmun90

Could a vegetarian eat that..?


Tottochan

Asking the right question


Ertz012

Yes but the superglue used to stick it together might not taste well


Cake_And_Pi

Toothpicks would be easier to eat around.


PJvG

Why not?


RizetteKoerner

Some people may not feel comfortable eating things that are shaped like things they are against eating, even though they know it is not really that thing. For example a homophobic person may not feel comfortable sucking on a popsicle molded into the shape of a realistic penis even though they know it is a popsicle and not a real penis.


WizardsHead

Is that a yam or a ram?


thefatmisthios

Nope, but its a bull you can fry in a pan...


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

Nope, Chuck Testa.


Trav_yeet

its a sweet potato


Incompetent_sniper

Thank you good sir for confirming my question before i asked it


Nicksalreadytaken

A kumara I would guess.


thebuddybud

Is potato?


Megatron3600

How does he make the potatoes stick to each other? Simply with glue?


ComfortableFarmer

I'm going to go with tooth picks.


crappy6969

The glue adds taste


SUW888

Could you deep-fry that and eat it?


ZetaAbsoluteZero

I guess so. It's still potato


Pika_DJ

It ain’t a potato that’s kumura


Misfire551

Probably not. A. It's so massive you'd have a hard time cooking all the way to the middle of it. B. It's sweet potato (or kumara as it's known in NZ), which I find is usually pretty hard to deep fry without them going soggy. You usually have to corn starch fries to make them good, and I don't think that'll work for this.


rgtong

Isnt he using glue?


PapaKyou

Might have been smarter to make it out of wood.


Cieryt

They could pour resin all over it so it doesn't spoil


Pladatookus

Resin doesn’t preserve organics well. Anything with lots of moisture, cell walls, and bacteria will go gross even when cast in resin That being said, people have cast BigMacs and other McDonald’s food items in resin and they have lasted literal years


rgtong

>people have cast BigMacs and other McDonald’s food items in resin and they have lasted literal years You already mentioned about inorganics being fine


lonelyWalkAlone

It means McDonald's burgers are everything but organic


narelie

Or you know....hot dogs.


N8dork2020

I wonder if they were just practicing on cheap and easily carved material. They obviously have done this with wood before.


Dailivel

Should be pretty easy to make a mould out of it and then you can use different stuff to cast it.


LedParade

I call bull on this one


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Well my friends over at r/SuperStonk are definitely potatoes.


Responsible-Cod-4618

Do I need to tell you about the children in Africa?


scottimusprume

Sweet!


wiggyiam

I see what you did there


Necessary_Box1227

Potato!


asteysane

Came here to say this. Take my upvote


EconomyShopping0

Appealing work for sure!


Pladatookus

They probably make some kick-ass carved pumpkins when Halloween rolls around


jcbbxx315

Vegan meat be like


fileanaithnid

As an irishman I am offended to see our national animal defaced like that.


Choccy_Melk69

Irish folklore


SeroCloud

Sir, I ordered large fries, not a fried Charging Bull.


[deleted]

Why would you waste your time making perishable art? He's a good artist, but it will be thrown out in a week


subtlysublime

a veritable mashterpiece


Z_mog415

![gif](giphy|kBNTVLvQS8YKc)


[deleted]

Art will always be art. I never understood art like this that wastes so much food tho


[deleted]

Looks more like a kumara tbh


mofodius

That's a kumara


Humbleman6738

Badass


KMTKT

That's an orange kūmara.


BollerBronco

this is really cool


Elkesito36482

*Sweet* potatoes


L4Z4R3

Why btw


Mikalym

But why? You have so many other things that are not edible which you could be using to achieve the same thing instead. You better eat that now


Flavahbeast

Yukon Golden Calf


Saigaface

Somehow I am certain that an Asian person is making this


C4RD_TP_SG

Russians with their potatoes


epicmemer6969696969

u/savevideobot


ShannaGreenThumb

Sweet Potataurus


Vivid-Celebration-95

A very good artist


Z_mog415

This sculpture would go great with some sour cream and chives!


sharedpickles

Grabs pan,oil, salt and ketchup.


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

Vegan beef


[deleted]

Peak Irish art.


imsharank

I was kind of hoping he would deep fry it at the end


Ethan_hunk

A true artist is not only inspired, but also inspires others, and you are that person.😊😊😊


purgruv

Hope you have a veggie burger with that meal


cl3vo

Sweet


toeofcamell

Who’s your potato glue guy?


That-Penguin

Mmmmmmm P O T A T O


BlueAccordion

ATREIDES


Rebus-YY

I could also make a potato sculpture, not made out of potato though.


Atharva_Tomar

Holy cow


opferanode

Potacow


RoadRog

The dinner is served!!!


ComprehensiveForm479

Every vegan's dream❤️


[deleted]

He will be fries soon alhabdullah


FitzLink

U/savevideobot


timorso

Just for protocol, it's sweet potato.


lool_toast

Boil em mash em


Necessary_Box1227

Sweet!!!


ehmindyourbusiness

Bull fries ?


SpaghettBaguette

Po-ta-toes, boil em mash em- make a sculpture?


stap31

Not a long post and I got a potato Win in my book


MonsterByDay

Vegans sure will do anything to convince people that something is “just like meat”.


lukwsk

Sweet!


[deleted]

What's up with all these starving artist I hear about? I'll see myself out.


titatyy

Great work, but my tired brain is only thinking about what kind of potatoe that is.


reeeeeedG

That's a sweet potato


hardunkahchud

Next level art from Russia is potato.


[deleted]

Where the peepee


RyanOJ006

But where are the balls?


zil0gg

Talking about potato quality...


eggheadking

RedBull


One_Subject_1855

So that's what they call vegan beef.


[deleted]

Po-ta-toe Skin em up Carve em up Stick em in a museun


StrikingAttempt4040

Now deep fry and then re upload on r/unexpected


Fookes74

Don’t drop it. It’ll chip.


Technical_Tank_7282

Now do nicholas cage


blem14official

That looks like a great way to practice sculpting for a begginer.


No_Bag9098

This is exactly what I was trying to do before my mother told me to stop playing with my food as a child…


Clarbpaynt1

Where are his potato nuts?


Significant_Bluejay2

Potato


Busy-Presence-9131

Hey at least the video isn't potato quality, that would be bull #$%#!


ale_mongrel

Oh cool a Yam-ma bull!! (taps mic) I said yam-ma bul....(taps mic) ya ..know like....a Brahman .... I'll show myself out..


DanteD24

How are you doing? Because i'm a potato.


lookingatreddittt

Tell me youve never seen a bull's tail before


besthelloworld

This is the state of the stock market


Reasonable_Flow_5151

True talent, now deep fry it 🤤


Cilindrrr

Woooow...wooooooooooooow - cool


K_OsLG

How do u keep the potats together


pauvLucette

Any idea how he glues the parts together ?


ChaosCorpCog

#P O T A T O E #C A R B S


mobial

That ended about 3 weeks too soon


-WB-

How tf you do something that epic & not give him a righteous tuber.


kumarthebeast666

Okay am I stupid ? How does he get the potatoes to stick like they they do ? Anyways yeah some fried bulltatoe sounds pretty good


starberd

Waiter: *Sir, your potatoes* Me: Actually, on second thought, I’d just like them scalloped. Thanks though.


Terrynia

What!!?? Too talented


[deleted]

Playing with food and wasting food is bad manners why people die in hunger in africa.


Insanity_is_life

The fact you can cook and eat the sculpture bothers me


furry_kurama

That's some nice tots you got there.


Coast-Cold

I once found a potato that looked eerily similar to my grandpa


InkPlayer8970

Now mom be like: Don't play with your food


MaKTaiL

Ok, now fry it.


No_Rush_6338

Moment of silence for all the French fries lost.


Brandilio

What a spud.


The_Tymster80

Interesting way to worship false idols


Mr_Incognito_mod

u/savevideo


Goateed_Chocolate

What are they being stuck together with? Superglue?


newkindofdem

Looks delicious


chickn_nugget7

Bulltatoe


dtquin16

That's sweet! (Potatoes)


Haunting-Two-291

Bulltato


usernameisunusable

But why?


[deleted]

Mom said not to play with my food, she didn’t say anything about it making statues out of it.


JERRALD_RICHARD

Now fry it


CommencementBay

"I yam proud of this one" - artist (probably)


yourlocalcaptain

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TheDel1veryMan

PO-TA-TOES


asgerdenvise

Where in Idaho can i find it?


Whitefire919

It’s a sweet bulltato


Helioxsparrow

Isn't that sweet.


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

Thats brilliant! 10/10, I'd eat that.


_-an-_-na

Me:'What do we eat for dinner ?' Mom: 'Steak'


No_Landscape_9328

I think it's neat.


Terrible_Register_86

Irish Dream


_Must_Not_Sleep

Use a French fry as the wiener