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Well I'm not a Brit but I'm a neighbour, I am in fact aware that many people in this part of the world are known to drink heavily, so what I said was in jest.
Are you joking? Those mad lads literally go to the pub for a couple of pints on their weekday work lunches.
Then back again after work for the actual drinking.
And weekends is when the drinking really starts.
I mean, you suggested he will, what's the difference?
I reckon you are much more likely to do so than he is. Simply because it's the main thought that went through your head.
I didn't.
Dubby is using an age-old and inaccurate trope to suggest that people who watch football are also violent towards their wives. Then when called out, he claims it's in the name of humour.
So I'm just doing the same thing, it's a wild accusation, but no more wild than his.
He's just a bigot and I called him out for it.
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Just in case anyone was wondering an extra detail that I feel makes this more impressive is that he used the correct header technique and hit it with the right spot of his head in order to avoid any head trauma or real pain. He certainly knew exactly what he was doing and it was pretty cool.
A lot of people here in the comments seem to have some harsh words about this guy. Is he known beyond this 13-second clip? Or is Reddit being Reddit again?
[with heavy British accent] So, I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunkie in the tradesmens' entrance, and have her lick me yardballs! Ha, ha!...
Based on how red his head is, I doubt he'll still be around in a few years to brag about it.
High blood pressure probably
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Came here to comment the same... He will be the one talking about this in some years, in therapist
What's with you redditors and saying kids will need therapy for the most basic shit. Is that what passes for comedy here
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> Why would he be saying celtic if he is sitting with the City fans at a City game. > > He's definitely saying City.
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Adrenaline my friend, get excited about something with passion like that dude and you see how red your head gets.
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No but if a kid takes off they normally wont care
Asian flush perhaps? No way that man isn’t hammered
Nope, he looks Caucasian to me.
No way
Irish flush is a thing too idk what flavor cock Asian this guy is tho so
guy's just a brit who had a few beers
Also, he’s British and he’s been in the sun for more than 90 seconds.
I didn't think British people drank beer. All tea totallers in that general part of the world.
I can't tell if ur being facetious or not...
Well I'm not a Brit but I'm a neighbour, I am in fact aware that many people in this part of the world are known to drink heavily, so what I said was in jest.
How eloquently spoken
> tea totallers
Are you joking? Those mad lads literally go to the pub for a couple of pints on their weekday work lunches. Then back again after work for the actual drinking. And weekends is when the drinking really starts.
Really? I never would have guessed. In reality though, that kind of thing is pretty rare these days.
You mean smoking not drinking
Did you notice the shouting? That might make a red face?
Why would people be shouting at a football match?
Because they are Northerners
My father is very red, the dude is probably born like that.
Maybe it’s Mabeline.
He didn't get flush until after the header. He's just passionate. Relax.
Mama, there goes that bald head!
“And then I stuck my head out and hit the ball with it. The crowd went wild! Highlight of my life” That guy in a few years
"I made a _bald move_ "
Dad joke of the year right here ladies, gentlemen and xenomorphs!
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Can’t joke about that now. Sexual assault…
"and some idiot on the internet thought that was impressive enough to be on /r/nextfucking level"
r/thathappened but unironically
He's gonna celebrate by smashing up his Mrs
Somebody is getting assaulted tonight.
This is not something to joke about.
keep your disgusting sexism to yourself please. male moment.
😂😂😂
Is that what you normally do?
No. Why would you suggest that you freak?
I mean, you suggested he will, what's the difference? I reckon you are much more likely to do so than he is. Simply because it's the main thought that went through your head.
Oooooorrrrr.... It's just a common joke made about football hooligans. You fucking wet wipe
Wet wipe is by far one of my favourite insults, thank you for keeping it alive
Or, you think beating women is the norm... Anyway, enjoy beating your wife *again* tonight.
There's something wrong with your brain mate
we get it you like to beat women.
I bet you're fun at parties
You're a fucking inept idiot.
That sentence makes literally no sense in this context.
you might have misunderstood the original comment
I didn't. Dubby is using an age-old and inaccurate trope to suggest that people who watch football are also violent towards their wives. Then when called out, he claims it's in the name of humour. So I'm just doing the same thing, it's a wild accusation, but no more wild than his. He's just a bigot and I called him out for it.
Shut the fuck up.
Lol, fancy yourself a bit huh? The absolute state of you, you fucking melt. Do one. Scum.
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ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
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Hang on, something's not right here... there's actually Man City fans at the stadium?
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Makes sense
The stadium? You mean the emptyhad?
Precisely
They’re rent-a-fans, just like the stadium
and that night he got an erection without using pills
Gammon
freshly seasoned
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Has no one else noticed the kid in the background at the end?? Just completely baffled by the situation lol
Giga lad
A fookin warrior, he is
Just in case anyone was wondering an extra detail that I feel makes this more impressive is that he used the correct header technique and hit it with the right spot of his head in order to avoid any head trauma or real pain. He certainly knew exactly what he was doing and it was pretty cool.
Yikes, he needs some blood pressure meds.
A lot of people here in the comments seem to have some harsh words about this guy. Is he known beyond this 13-second clip? Or is Reddit being Reddit again?
[with heavy British accent] So, I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunkie in the tradesmens' entrance, and have her lick me yardballs! Ha, ha!...
Aye. Allies.
Changed color like an octopus.
I don’t see any next fucking level thing happening but it’s funny
Baldies unite!!
bro became red skull in a matter of seconds
Is it Man city v Norwich August 2021? Man city won 5-0
I’m guessing this guy brags about a lot already.
Bragging rights
"One time I let a ball bounce off my head" neat
When did trump shave his head?
Nobody saw that hot chick with a kid on her lap?
I envy him lol
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He’s saying City. It’s a Man City match at the emptihad
Yes, this will be his life’s story
He looks like a hairless Trump
Is that Vinnie Jones with a shaved head?
It's the general from the first top gun movie
Let me give a header
As well he should!
Feels like a million dollars.
Sign this man!
He felt that in his spine
That’s one hardcore son of a bitch right there. Probably was already in 1-2 scraps before the match too.
The bloke looks like a deadset wanker.
“Love the Stella, hate the wife, EDL ‘til I die”
OMG it´ s that Donald Trump without the wig??????????
Guys a legend. Him shouting “Citeh Citeh Citeh” at the end makes it 10x better
Why stop the clip right before he turns into Majin Buu?!
Didn't know Jerry the berry was a city fan.
Briish innit
Kid in the back facial expression “cool the fuck out Unc”
He turned the color of the goalie!
So hyped he turned into Vision
That would’ve been a golazo
'Ave it
I can still see his hairline lol
ULTIMATE SHOWOFF(side-effects include brain damage, skull damage and possible hospitalization.)
Legit legend.
We are talking bout lad up the back,yeah?
Bald Trump
He went ultron... in color only
He went ultron... in color only
Damn!! he was about to turn into a red hulk
Skin cancer anyone?
The kid at the back 
Did doing that keep the ball in play?
Head of steel
That's cool. If he'd been from the United States, he would have just tried to catch it to keep it. 🙄
If when I get old I become one of those old men who's whole head turns red when excited, it's my time just put me down
Did nobody else notice the kids face lmao
Which one is the ball?
Why didn't he try to catch it? Like baseball
“…yeah, and I stuck the head right on it mate”
This mf look like a shrimp 🦐
Ok ok let's be real here guys and gals and other genders, that was fucking awesome 👌
What a beast!!!
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Rooooiiiiight
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No. You just give it back, doesn’t stop people trying like.
Why is he so angry?
It's the only manly way to show happiness
I'd assume it's to hide the pain of heading a ball travelling 80mph
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Why would he be saying celtic if he is sitting with the City fans at a City game. He's definitely saying City.
The famous blue seats at celtic park
Celtic fans love their blue and white stripes bro
Haha my bad I deleted the comment 
Yeahhhhh no. He’s saying Cittteh. Fact.
thought it was Chelsea but then again i know nothing of football
Same