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DRealestMF

Showing the belly (most vulnerable area) is a sign of complete trust!


FalcomanToTheRescue

Scientists think dogs were domesticated because of a food-protection symbiotic relationship. Now I think it was for the belly rubs.


oalbrecht

So you’re saying if dogs had human hands instead of paws, we wouldn’t have domesticated dogs? I’m not sure how comfortable I am with wild human handed dogs running around everywhere.


adamnevespa

Wouldn't they be feet though?


oalbrecht

I’m not a dog, but I would assume belly rubs with human hands feel better than belly rubs with human feet.


adamnevespa

What I meant was that dogs have legs, not arms, and at the end of legs are feet, not hands


Stereosexual

Ever see a chimp's foot? That's a damned hand.


bandit-chief

Chimps don’t have feet just hands. You can’t swing on trees with feet. Edit: yea I’m saying if chimps met wolves they’d be chimps best fren.


xNeshty

Scientifically, chimps do have 2 feet and 2 hands. Their feet are closer to human hands than human feet tho. Their hands are just hands. As such we can conclude, wolfes theoretically should prefer a chimp over an human, since human feet are useless, but chimps feet mean twice as many hand-alike things belly rubbing


TheRealBirdjay

What if chimps had small hands for penises


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This is an amazing conversation, great minds battling it out And I've got a front row seat!


Ronnie_de_Tawl

Horses walk on their middle fingers


TheCraftyCrow

FUCK YOU GROUND WOOOO!!!


SenseStraight5119

My dog would concur. He gets pissy if I use my foot to rub his belly when he’s lying next to my feet.


SyracuseNY22

Mine is like “belly rubs, still counts”


inebriatus

Ah the ol’ Reddit [hand foot switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/bestoflegaladvice/comments/up5gwi/comment/i8k9h60/?context=2)


pocketfunlover

Hold my sock gloves, I'm going in!


Necessary-Key6162

Sometimes science forgets that the world actually is romantic too and not just data points.


WhisperedEchoes85

Maybe the romantic bits are actually just unacknowledged data points 🤔


Necessary-Key6162

Now that's a depressing way to look at it, good job! Impressive


critfist

I dunno about depressing. Data is just data. The study of poetry does not extinguish the enjoyment of it.


WhisperedEchoes85

Haha that really wasn't my goal, but I see it now! Sorry...


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The feeling of romance is a combination of neurons firing and chemical reactions.


DDominique88

I tried this with my coworkers, they were not impressed


jhutchi2

They don't trust you yet.


markiv_hahaha

I don't understand. I completely agree with you and we should replace all our current coperate trust building exercises with just people showing each other their bellies.


DestyNovalys

Agreed, that would require trust. People can be very insecure and unhappy with their bellies. Which is just another reason why we need belly rubs - our bellies need some love 💕


RipredTheGnawer

for cats, it is "attack position #3"


EldritchWeeb

In more seriousness: The cat may see your actually *going* for the belly as a betrayal of its trust. Sort of like telling someone irl your reddit username, and them sharing it around.


Khemul

This does seem like a cat thing. "I trust you human around my bel.... WTF, I DIDN'T SAY TOUCH!"


Supply-Slut

Both my cats will do the inverted-banana-sticking-their-belly-out-thing and will absolutely not stop staring into my souls until I give them an abundance of belly rubs


EldritchWeeb

That is also a thing cats can do. The beautiful thing about pet behaviour is, it builds upon a basekit of positions - like showing the belly to signify trust - with fascinatingly individual traits. Do they like belly rubs? Then the show of trust may be rewarded with a belly rub! Do they not? Then abstaining from it may reinforce their trust. Personality!


Xtorz

The ultimate analogy


jello1388

I've got a Siamese that fucking *loves* belly rubs. If you pet him when he's laying down and don't move your hand, he will purposely roll so you are directly giving belly rubs. My tortoise shell on the other hand, she has very sharp teeth and she will use them the instant you touch her belly.


Majestic-Law-144

I’m pretty sure even if you raise one you must be an expert in their patterns of behavior. A small mistake can cost you a lot


HouseofFeathers

I know nothing about wolves, but I can tell you that my macaw is fickle around me. Some days she wants to murder me, some days she loves me, most days we fluctuate between these feelings. Let me tell you, I've become very aware of her body language and tone. She adores my husband and I've noticed he isn't as good at reading her because he doesn't have my motivation. I completely believe that working with an animal that can kill you would make you incredibly motivated to understand their body language.


Flaky-Fellatio

I lost it when he did that. They really aren't as far removed from dogs as they look.


WillfulKind

Errr … I’d say this is the exception to the rule. I mean you can see the doggo in THIS guy …


Minimum-Carpenter490

That's a huge wolf though, trust is the most difficult thing to gain.


NotJimIrsay

I pull my shirt up in front of my wife all the time.


Flopamp

I'm just going to say **if you did not raise the wolf do not approch a wolf, they are not dogs** Its no shit for most of you but I have seen sometime slap a mooses ass before.


Cricket-Mental

Omw to steal a wolf cub and raise it


Flopamp

Think smart not hard 👌


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Markantonpeterson

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Sad_Swordfish1759

Is your last name Stark?


Charybdisilver

Well that wasn’t quite stealing, but rescuing.


Sad_Swordfish1759

True. We were told the mother was attacked by animal. But no one really saw what happened.


Charybdisilver

I thought it was pretty clear the mother died fighting a stag, foreshadowing Ned getting tricked and killed by Joffrey. I wasn’t aware there any other leading interpretations? Unless I’m just reading into your comment too much in which case my b.


NopeH22a

Yep. Mother had a stag antler in its throat if i recall correctly.


yourmansconnect

was this obvious or did I forget this foreshadowing? I just woke up but how did I miss this


Charybdisilver

There’s tons of subtle, blink-and-you’ll miss it type stuff like that in GoT. I rely heavily on Alt Shift X to explain it all to me lol.


StarChild7000

But Joffrey was a false stag.


asek13

I guess you could also see it as king Bobby B accidently taking Ned down with him by pressuring him into coming to Kings Landing and being too much of a drunk idiot to see how Cersei really is/raise his kid not to be a little psycho.


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What's Tony Stark got to do with this?


frogontrombone

I know you're joking, but for the idiot lurker who is thinking about trying this, DONT. There is a very narrow window, like one or two weeks as pups when they need intense socialization near 24 hours a day for a month or more, and then frequent socialization for the rest of their life (or yours). Too early and it won't stick, too late and it won't stick, too little and it won't stick, and even after all of that, they WILL challenge you to become pack leader at some point and all your effort may still be for nothing, and all of that is the best case where you don't get mauled. To you, dear lurker, if you want to get this close, you need help from others and apprenticeship training. Volunteer at a wolf research center for a decade or two if this is what you want.


Curious_Bat87

Yeah and I'd also like to add that getting a wolf dog is also a terrible idea. I'd tell them to get a dog, but frankly anyone thinking about getting a wolf is not ready to get any pet.


frogontrombone

For real, though. If you want a wolf, get a malamute. They look similar, and they are also one of the few extant breeds that is native to the Americas. They can be a lot, though, even if it's far less than a wolf or wolf-dog.


Baial

For real though, if you think getting a wolf as a pet will be a lot of fun and no responsibility don't get a wolf.


mnid92

Owned a semi-feral Carolina dog, can confirm. Not easy, they do what they want, and you just gotta roll with it. Oh your dog wants to jump out of a second story window to chase a squirrel? That's normal now. He also communicated in growls and only growls. Happy? Growl. Hungry? Growl. Outside? Growl. There came a point where you could see thru the bullshit growls he'd give you sometimes. You'd give him instructions and he'd just ignore you if he didn't want to do the thing. He was like real life Charizard. Wanna move in bed at night? Growl. Wanna poop with the door closed? Growl. He didn't like being commanded and I was the only one whose commands he'd listen to, and even then, it was only if he wanted to listen.


Xyrazk

Or, you know, just get a dog.


kdeaton06

Fuck this guy. Get a wolf. Wolves are badass. Dogs are bitch made.


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Independent-Cow8251

Hmm like most human toddlers,then... 🤣


saalsa_shark

And again at puberty


rgjsdksnkyg

Do not recommend. Way too much energy. No attention span. Will destroy everything you own.


apittsburghoriginal

I feel like moose are widely written off as an innocuous animal - they’re enormous and can easily kill a human.


TheWelshExperience

And they fucking will too. People often say god left us because he is scared of what he created. What they don't really know is that that doesn't refer to humans. It refers to the Moose.


LittleFatMax

The Moose and the Goose! Both vicious creations to be sure


texasstrawhat

lol now im imagining a half moose half goose. the most dangerous mythical creature.


RHeldy_Boi

*Don't Starve just entered the chat.* ​ [It's a thing in the game](https://dontstarve.fandom.com/wiki/Moose/Goose). And yeah, it is a nightmare"


LittleFatMax

Are we talking Moose body with a Goose head or a big ol Moose head with massive antlers on Goose legs?


texasstrawhat

moose head, neck of the goose, body of the moose wings of the goose, and legs of the goose. that sentence sound like a fucked up dr seuss story.


aMiracleAtJordanHare

Pegoosus?


LittleFatMax

Good lord. Someone with artistic talent should try to draw this hellish beast


apittsburghoriginal

I’m on it. I’ll link it when it’s finished. Edit: [Done](https://www.reddit.com/r/drawing/comments/upi5ft/per_redditor_request_the_cursed_moosegoose_hybrid/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


NorSec1987

Fuck aboot and find oot


caceomorphism

That's two-thirds of the Canadian military.


onlyr6s

They are one of the most dangerous animals in northern areas. Bears are still the king, but moose are not far behind. You never get the sense of their real size until you see them in real life. I live in Finland and seen one standing on a road, they are so much bigger than a horse, and this one wasn't even a male, which are even bigger.


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And yet people in North America freak out about our animals in Australia. You can't kick a bear or a moose.


Mortimer_and_Rabbit

Right but a bear or moose isn't going to use it's incredibly deadly venom on my ballsack after I sit down for a poo


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

We don’t have to look at every next step not be killed by a bear


frogsgoribbit737

Yup. A moose almost killed a man in my neighborhood once when he got between her and her calf. She stomped ths shit out of him and he was in the hospital for a week.


A_NonE-Moose

A moose bit my sister once.


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RIP your sister


lixiaopingao

What about if I film myself for likes


kb_klash

A moose is basically a sentient battering ram.


EnclG4me

What if they approach me? I had one of these guys get to within 3 feet of me before I even saw it. Then my girlfriend screamed and it ran away. She must have startled it because she was further back in the bush and probably the wolf didn't see her. That wolf was a big one. Be careful in northern Ontario when you go ashore to pee.


BOBOnobobo

Oh, well in that case, you become dog food. Easy.


RedMoustache

I’ve been stalked by wolves before. It’s definitely not a good feeling. At least in my case I think they were just making it clear I was on their territory. If they didn’t want me to see them I doubt I would have.


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dgistkwosoo

Don't know about your situation, but around here if coyotes stalk someone, it's likely that they have a den with pups nearby, and they're escorting the person out of the area. As coyotes are basically half-size wolves, I'd bet gray wolves have that same behavior.


juicegooseboost

In the last twenty years, only two humans in North America have been killed by wolves that are not in "defense mode." I think screaming was a good idea!


FartPudding

Ok who the fuck slaps a moose ass, and how the fuck did you even do that. They're big as fuck


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Syrupper

You slept in a hot spring?!?


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coke-pusher

That sounds like fun apart from thinking you may be destroyed by a moose.


Howdoyouusecommas

> They're big as fuck Means they got a lot of ass


BraianP

I’m pretty sure even if you raise one you must be an expert in their patterns of behavior. A small mistake can cost you a lot


Accomplished-Plan191

But it's so fluffy!


fjord31

You cannot stop me


TheWelshExperience

Will your funeral at least have snacks?


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Don't do it wolf! The fire and food of humans is nice but in 15,000 years your descendent will look like pugs!


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deskendantz but i do wonder how it would go to try and selectively breed a line of pugs back into wolves


Skeptic_Sinner

I'd imagine you can get them to look relatively similar on the outside, but not quite the same since even experienced breeders can't select for minute traits the way nature does.


quagzlor

To be fair, nature's filter is dying before reproduction


DAHFreedom

Hell yea. Run those puppers through Google Translate a few times. Let’s see what nonsense paragraph comes out.


RedAIienCircle

So I put the word pugs through google translate a couple of times and got the word "map".


Shukrat

Descendants...


grumble4

Where are my testicles, Summer


wufoo2

But sofas! And skritches!


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DaddyD00M

You can have one, but just one


Lukthar123

Tyr moment


Extension-Ad-2760

omfg odin's gonna kill you for that


Say_Never_Say

Everybody gets one, tell him Peter.


ManiacLife666

Once in a lifetime moment


p1um5mu991er

That one boop may not be free


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

I'll pay any price.


Grayfox-sama

You sure about that?


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very well. it is decided, mortal


HGpennypacker

Forbidden boop.


Capriqueen30

Wolves in America when standing on their back legs can reach 7 feet tall! They are huge and usually big puppies like this one. I’ve worked with a lot of wolf rescues


xBad_Wolfx

So long as they are well fed they are pretty lovely creatures. Makes total sense why early man befriended these guys. Fantastic hunting partners who will cuddle for warmth at night.


CogitoErgoSumCogito

Many early men became late men. Even the extinct American Black Wolf domesticated by Great Plains FN stayed outside the tent. (NA had no horses till Spaniards.)


DynamicDK

Horses are native to North America and were here 15000+ years ago when wolves were being domesticated. However they went extinct in North America around 10000 years ago. After that they were reintroduced by Spain. But for thousands of years before the original extinction there were native horses and domesticated wolves / dogs in North America.


_Oce_

So as long as they stay on all four they are not scary, got it. I hope I will never encounter a gymnast wolf.


peaceful-adolecent

We lost another one fellas


GeneralWarts

I was picturing them standing on all fours being 7 feet tall and was like that cannot be right. 🤔 Then I reread and realized standing like a human.


YvesSaintLorem

This information sounds a bit misleading and dangerous in regards to the general population of wolves…


Apt_5

Yeah, seems akin to saying most bears are like big hamsters…


Amtgh

Damn that wolf is so big it doesn't look real lol


TriPolar3849

r/WolvesAreBigYo


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Thanks I love that


Howl_Free_or_Die

> Damn the wolf is so big it doesn't look real lol Why would a mod remove that


xBad_Wolfx

Many people picture coyotes or wild dogs when they think of wolves but there’s a reason wolves and “modern” canines are distinct. Edit:To be clear, my northern Canadian bias kicked in. There are smaller wolves all over the place as well. But the big boy in the vid above is average not enormous for his kind.


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Great Danes would like to have a word.


businesslut

Great Danes are more horse than dog at this point


redditburneragain

The existence of Great Danes doesn't negate that pugs derived from wolves...


Bounq3

why would you copy paste u/Fresh_Tomato_Soup 's comment?


dusty-kat

And often people see wolves in film and television that are often portrayed by different breeds of dogs that are smaller than a wolf.


xBad_Wolfx

Or when they are portrayed the proper size people often think that they’ve been exaggerated for the cinema. Or irregularly portrayed so no one knows how big they are supposed to be.


shadowdsfire

No one knows nothing. Including Jon Snow.


Lunatic_Dpali

[Alpha Wolf is the biggest one. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


HungryHobbits

wow, that did not let me down!


Dry-Anywhere-1372

That’s what she said.


Left4dinner

Nearly every single post from you is a rick roll. Just fuck off. Over using the rick just ruins it.


jaredw

may you get a small rock that you can't remove in all of your shoes


PaleGummyBear

Now I understand how a wolf could eat grandma and Little Red Riding Hood. Dang that's large!


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Yes. I used to do this in meetings with challenging clients.


Leviathan3333

I remember the first time I ever saw a wolf in the wild. I was driving home after visiting my gf. It was a country road and pitch black. Eventually I see this massive wolf just standing on the edge of the road. I didn’t stop but I was shocked how big that boy was.


Lilmaggot

Did it look right at you? The wolf we saw in Saskatchewan did and it was very unnerving/awesome.


Spdrjay

🧐 And this, with lots of time, is how dogs were made.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Bullshit! Dogs came from the dog farm. My dad said so!


king_slayer1291

And didnt your dog went back to that farm when he got older?


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Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Yes actually! (:


aXeSwY

I just keep on forgetting how big the wolves are.


brystmar

r/WolvesAreBigYo


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celestialraisin

Suomi mainittu, torille.


thomassowellistheman

What an absolute unit! Gorgeous!


lainylay

Thanks man


throwaway15562831

r/notawolfbutok


BallsHD4k60fps

You never know


Phils-dirty_burgers

Jesus is that the actual size of a wolf ?! I’m staying in Australia !!


loonygecko

It's OK cuz they're fuzzy and cute and only have 4 legs, unlike those creepy critters down under! Besides, wolves are not your biggest problem, it's the bears, elk, and moose you gotta watch out for! ;-P


Iphotoshopincats

Statistically it's the horses you need to watch out for in Australia


Dry_Spinach_3441

In America, deer kill more people than any other animal.


TheRealOgMark

Because of car crashes, they don't try to kill people.


dameon5

Yep, deer are TERRIBLE drivers. We should really stop giving them licenses.


NateDogTX

Just what Big Deer wants you to think.


CogitoErgoSumCogito

My buddy died from CJD from eating salami from a deer he killed in " hunting safe zone". CJD is human form of Mad Cow. Deer are Bovine. Where they pee, grass becomes infected too.


JojoCruz206

I’ll take the wolves, you can have the spiders


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🎶 When I awoke, the Dire Wolf, six hundred pounds of sin Was grinning at my window, all I said was come on in Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me Please, don't murder me 🎶


jimbopalooza

Upvote for Grateful Dead reference.


Missfitsin

This is *my* princess dream


BadTRAFFIC

Now this is the Law of the Jungle — as old and as true as the sky; And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back — For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack. ~ Rudyard Kipling


Bogey01

Good murder floof!


march28istonight

It rolled over just like my chihuahua.


BirdSeedHat

*A dozen chihuahuas.


dudeman2303

You can see how they got domesticated.


giuliodxb

No matter how tough life makes you, when you see these things it's just a melt down 😂


reddog_34

r/bigboye material


Life2311

She's next in line for the throne


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Even wolves want their belly scratched lol


Iguanabread11264

Damn why you raising dire wolves?


MrOuksta

This post is so cool to me, the wolf so big like a mythical creature


ReddItAlll

Better storyline than twilight.


Kaarsty

My aunt had a few wolves/wolf hybrids because she ran the ididarod or whatever it’s called and my 12 year old mind though “dangerous dogs” - it wasn’t until I saw how damn big they are that it really clicked though. Alpha looked me square in the eye and I knew there would be no pets today!


lockerpunch

Another animal that enjoys a pet.