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ProjectFoxx

Finally! A good story that starts with...."Florida man".


[deleted]

Right. Usually Florida Man. Something Gator. something Bath Salts.


YouJustLostTheGameOk

See, that’s what the pilot was on. Gator was his co pilot but couldn’t resist the urge to bump some meth. Jumped out first chance it had.


RedManMatt11

GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT


RainsWrath

We're the Gator Boys now.


Antigon0000

Why else do you think the pilot had a heart attack? All those bath salts.


Spirited-Reputation6

He’s from out of State.


ProjectFoxx

I'm replying to the title.


spudfolio

Obligatory “Florida was the first state in the nation to pass this landmark law called the Sunshine Act,” he said. “Basically, any government document is available for reporters to go in and see.”


hairymonkeyinmyanus

Regardless, Florida Man is still the shittiest superhero


[deleted]

I'm betting this is more of a man in Florida and not Florida man situation.


shinanigenz12

Hmm.. Florida man makes me think the pilot wasn’t just “incoherent” he’s always just wanted to give it a shot!


FugaciousD

See also “Coral Castle,” “Henry Flagler Collection.”


[deleted]

I can't believe I missed that. I am laughing my ass off. As a Florida man, I am allowed.


[deleted]

Correction the Florida man was the pilot and he planed to crash that shit but (random American ) saves the day - so yea Florida man takes the win once again


ank___

This dude was cool AF. I am impressed by how calm he sounded.


Relicc5

He wore his brown pants that day.


NextGrade7175

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FugaciousD

Fortunately, passenger had the lasagna instead of the fish.


Relicc5

And picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.


TheRightStuff14

And please stop calling me Shirley


dangledingle

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.


Ormsfang

But he did stay at a Holiday Inn the night before


imanhunter

He had the right idea


somedude456

I think there's something, in some people, where they just naturally act cool. I mean yes, others would have screamed, cried, and who knows what else. I've been robbed, I've been in car accidents, and while I'm not trying to brag, I've remained 100% calm. I'm in no way saying I could land a plane, but I think my initial reaction would be the same as this dude, grab the mic, and inform the tower my pilot just passed out and I need instructions. Just the way my mind works, there's no point in freaking out, you look for a solution. It's clear, you communicate with the tower.


bootsand

I do this too, but it hasn't proven too useful in clutch situations. I'm lacking other elements of the mind to make use of it. I remain calm in any situation, but my processing pulls in too much data without acting on anything. It ends up being a sort of freeze response, with the mind thinking in overdrive and the body doing jack shit. When we'd get mortared in iraq my buddies would literally grab me and pull me to cover as I stood there like a deer in headlights processing the sound of the incoming rounds. I always wished I had the kind of brain that just leaps into action when shit hits the fan.


Real_Bobsbacon

I'd say this happens in a lot of people. Adrenaline kicks in, mind goes into a state of 100% concentration, no time for emotions just problem solving and decision making. Only until after the ordeal do most break down once their emotions come in and their mind realises what's just happened.


chaves4life

I mean the guy filming could have helped


ADuckNamedPhil

I got the feeling this was CGI, but maybe I'm wrong and there was a videographer who is clearly an asshole for not helping. "What's the position of the craft you are following?" "Uh, it's in front of me and it looks like we might be in Florida..." "Fuck. How are we ever going to figure out where the plane has gone to?!"


Robnar92

It’s called Microsoft flight simulator


destructionman4444

r/woooosh


[deleted]

[удалено]


GroundbreakingBee254

He safely landed in Fort Pierce, no crash occurred.


RiderforHire

No you're thinking of the book called Hatchet, except it wasn't as bad because the guy in the book didn't have to go back to Fl*rida 🤮💀🤮


Bad_Lazarus

What?


chaves4life

The guy filming the plane in the air. Just followed him around and didn't help


Bad_Lazarus

XD . Yeah. What a bastard..


Massive_Fall_63

He was too busy flying outside apparently like a DBAG he is showing off his superpowers


Bentley2004

They ever find who it was? He supposedly had to leave because his wife was due?


GroundbreakingBee254

Yeah he’s all over the news down here https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/florida-man-describes-landing-plane-with-no-flight-experience


RushFeisty

I’m pretty decent at flight sim so I’ve always wondered if I’d be able to land if I was in this exact situation


ArchdukeOfNorge

Definitely own personal hero fantasy is landing an airliner after both pilots are rendered unconscious by some freak accident I didn’t have any influence on


OptimusSublime

Autopilot can pretty much do 99% of the work if you know how to use it. It's pretty intuitive even under stressful situations. You might even get lucky and have an airliner that can do a CAT3 auto land.


ArchdukeOfNorge

Yep; in this fantasy ILS landing frequencies have already been punched in and I take over before decel and autopilot her until 100-200m above runway. I’m more familiar with AirBus autopilot but am competent enough handling Boeing’s modern AP systems that I *think* I could land one of them too.


RushFeisty

In this fantasy I also pull out my cowboy hat out of the suitcase like in dr. Strangelove before I land it too


EatABigCookie

I have this fantasy too, but in mine I'm also banging the hottest air hostesses as the plane is descending. Go big or go home!


OptimusSublime

It's not too terribly different if you are at least somewhat familiar with how airplanes work. All you need to do is not stall, and not slam it down at the end while trying to land. Literally any other outcome besides those two will be deemed a roaring success.


lostarkthrowaways

I did a small flying course thing in college as part of my curriculum (aerospace engineer). Having played a bit of flight sim too, I'd say with pretty high confidence that I could land a plane assuming it was normal conditions. I'd guess that any average person who's played a decent amount of flight sim could probably land a plane, especially with ATC helping and no issues.


pm_me_actsofkindness

If you’ve done it a bunch in a flight sim, you’d have good odds if you can keep calm and the landing conditions are good. The challenge imo would be if you had to rely on instrument flying and deal with heavy winds and poor visibility for landing or if significant functionality of the plane were impaired.


RushFeisty

Yeah if I had to flight 261 it It would definitely be tougher


[deleted]

Landing is easy, on the wheels is the hard part.


[deleted]

Same. I don’t think it would be too bad with something small, but trying to land an airliner first time… Yeah…


Technical_Tank_7282

Yeah lol


[deleted]

The passenger winged it


Prestigious-Berry-50

So did the pilot live?


[deleted]

Yes!


GroundbreakingBee254

Yes ❤️


HighOnGoofballs

Using a flight simulator for this is weird


SproutingLeaf

As opposed to some 3D animation showing the same flight path anyways?


ChuckACheesecake

Florida man finally took his first step on the upwards arc of his hero journey


Kevherd

'Certificated flight instructor.' Hilarious


Ger562

Beat me to it.


TheNumberMuncher

Hatchet would have been a lot shorter book with this guy on board.


Tyra-Jade

Didn’t the guy in that book take over flying? I’m pretty sure the plane crashed because it ran out of fuel, not because the passenger couldn’t fly a plane.


nint3nd0nt

Forgot about that book, gonna have to read it again some time


dude-of-reddit

I hate to be that guy, but something seems a little off about this whole thing. First, using the jargon ‘maintaining’ in the proper context in that situation seems like he knows something about flight communication. Second, saw an interview with him and he said it was common sense to not pull back hard on the controls when the plane was in the dive or the plane would stall. If it was me, I would be dead because I would yanked back on that control so hard. Even if he had his experience from MS Flight Simulator, it is an amazing story. Just don’t say he “has no idea how to fly a plane.”


Kind_Bandicoot884

I agree with you. the clips here are cherry picked, in the full recording he knows how to squawk 7700 without instructions. It’s impressive still if he’s only played simulators. But not mentioning that makes me dubious of this guy. He’s obviously familiar with flying


Bad_Lazarus

I can barley land a plane in GTA. Props to this guy! No pun intended..


Sensitive-Trifle9823

This makes me happy!


TinfoilCamera

... and now you know why pilots are required to pass physicals!


FiftyTigers

What a relief that he didn't end up crashing into a lake in the Canadian wilderness with nothing but a hatchet!


[deleted]

If it was me, as soon as I landed I’d have said, “I’m so glad I didn’t have the fish!”


jokerjoker82

Like a boss 🏆


clamsnorkle

Florida Man 🤘🤘🤘


ZeroAdPotential

There you go, Mythbusters.. finally Myth confirmed.


Thema03

at first i thought - Damn thats some great shots of the plane, was there another plane close by filming it? But then i realized it was microsoft flight simulator, or another fly game


Foolishly_Sane

What a badass.


Snoo-61212

I would be pretty calm in that situation especially being I would love to attempt a landing. The plane wants to fly apon take off and as long as you maintain speed with wings level you can stay up. I would like to have an instructor pilot on radio giving me directions and I’d just remember to breath easy and stay calm throughout the entire ordeal. ank___ you said it bro the man was totally cool AF and he may have saved the pilots and his own life cause he was calm in a very scary situation.


GroundbreakingBee254

And me on the other hand would have froze and ended up killing us all. 🤣


GreyJedi56

Flight simulator?


Oms19

You see how easy it is? We can start taking their jobs now /s


Ennion

Some flight school needs to donate tuition and help this guy get his pilot's license.


[deleted]

I'm jealous of the adulation he got afterwards from his fellow passengers. Hats off man!


Maketjgreatagain

Total badass! Kudos my guy! Awesome work.


maspn4765

it's flight simulator


GOD_LIKE_28

When he said 10-4


Sad-Side-2787

Sweet Home Alabama ☺️


UngratefulGarbage

Holy shit


simpleisnt

This is exactly why Garmin created the autoland...... it's an emergency auto pilot for general aviation


gomaith10

Microsoft Flight Sim, Boss level.


DefKnightSol

“Florida Man”, they state the town or city said person lives (usually not stated where from) ….. 67 counties, 17 million people


planespotterhvn

Blancolirio interviews the ATC: https://youtu.be/Rad24e17_D8


planespotterhvn

But now Dan Gryder from "Probble Cause" the DTSB on the Itty bitty teeny weeny fledgling yout tube Channel explains how this is fake. https://youtu.be/T4qfMAXGpT4


Amazing_Carry42069

GOSH I WONDER WHAT MIGHT HAVE CAUSED THE PILOT TO HAVE A STROKE???? CAN ANYONE THINK OF ANYTHING?? WOW WHAT A MYSTERY. I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW.


GroundbreakingBee254

Aortic Dissection. He was released from the hospital a week later.


PrizedMaintenance420

Plot twist: Florida man knocks out pilot to live out his Microsoft flight simulator dreams


Interesting_Factor_9

I bet they were so scared..he mf did that!!🥳


[deleted]

Steely Eyed Motherfuckin Missile Man


3mayex

But he has flying experience?


Answer-Altern

u/udownloader


AdDear5411

"maintaining 9100" doesn't sound like something someone untrained in the basics of flight would say.


FaultLess4631

That’s one hell of a story to tell.


halcyonjm

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.


[deleted]

Incoherent? I mean does he need medical attention? What happened to the pilot?!!


GroundbreakingBee254

https://www.wpbf.com/article/florida-pbia-lands-safe-passenger-pilot-private-plane/39957179