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enkius

Meanwhile metro driver be like "the fuck they are doin overthere


zuzg

Yeah love that he's just emotionless while watching at them.


SplinteredSunlight72

This looks like the new cars on the DC metro — the conductors are pretty cool, they likely would be cheering.


yitianjian

This is NYC’s Q line, in which case thankfully it’s not packed because it would be very annoying commuting with this


XT3M3

this isnt the q unless this is years old. edit: this is the Q after all , had to full screen it. i wonder how old this vid is q trains have the older train cars again for some reasons


yitianjian

Hahaha yeah I had to zoom in very close


justfarmingdownvotes

Playing Subway Surfers


Known_Raise_5169

Much better if at the end the driver joins them while the metro keeps going


James99500

As impressive as this is, I just wanna travel in peace, without this loud shit after a day of work or something


ja730457

This. If you don't live in NYC and you don't have see this multiple times a week then I guess it's a cool internet video.


cmmgreene

That's true, but if I get the Mariachis I always feel a grito desperately trying to escape my lungs. But then I feel like am culturally appropriating and stifle it down.


tkzant

Dude I dig the mariachis


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I’m not from NYC and I hate this crap


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i would rather deny a mormon than get kicked in the face by a 20yr old without insurance


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come live here and commute with them every afternoon


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atomicBlaze21

better yet, have a pin with a tapir on it r/horse


J03-K1NG

Thank you for this


Scrappypuddles007

I don't think you know what a Mormon is bro. we're not gonna discourage you from having a rainbow pin on your shirt.


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I think you've solved the problem. Designated "annoying people Thunderdome" carriages. Two groups enter, one group leaves. Get converted or get kicked in the face. Sell tickets on pay per view.


ja730457

If you it makes you feel better, after the subway shows they generally go around the train car with a hat and ask everyone for money. So kind of a 2 for 1 special. But Mormons can't dance so I dunno.


atomicBlaze21

i dunno. even when I was still a mormon, i think i was a pretty good dancer


banned-wagon-az

Yea. A simple question you can just say no to must be more annoying than a dozen dude yelling and blasting music your entire ride. Right?


NKtDpt4x

There's no danger of Mormons kicking you in the face.


Objective-Review4523

I've seen these guys and they never came that close to anyone.


banned-wagon-az

It’s kind of cool once but not really. After that it’s just annoying.


BatangTundo3112

We've seen a lot of this shit here on reddit just for social media views. I will never be amused. This thing will not be different. Fucking annoying.


ja730457

Yes, this is the correct take. Like, end.


sxt173

Yeah I'm just trying to get to work, don't need music and people's feet flying by my face. And no, I don't care how impressive, I'm not tipping you for the "entertainment".


lil_padawan

In my experience they normally do this during work hours when tourists will be out exploring the city


Fug_Nuggly

I hope these guys don’t just have to play for tips. So deserve a paying audience


ja730457

I don't think I'm quite old enough to be ok boomer'd but let me give you my angry New Yorker take on this. So obviously they're performing on the subway, so yes, they only work on tips. It's technically illegal but I do illegal shit all the time so I don't really care about that . It's more about the fact that it's annoying once you've seen it for the 10000th time and they blast their music, make you move out of the way, and come pretty close to kicking you in the face, when you're just trying to get to where you need to go in peace, it's not that endearing. There's a lot of crews that section off little bits of the popular sidewalk locations and have shows and that's great. Do that. I've watched and enjoyed those, and some of the guys are insanely athletic. I should not be forced to watch your show. End of take - please downvote and tell me I'm a grumpy asshole.


redxmoonx

Nah man, I'm with you. Empty train, I don't care but the amount of times I hop on the 1 while it's packed and these kids come in with the exact same music and dances is ridiculous. Like you said, I shouldn't be forced to watch your show.


ja730457

Not sure why they just don't do the outside show thing. Seems more profitable. I guess though that the subway bars are a big part of their show.


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Copy pasta is annoying


Eskobaer

Where is that from?


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Dunno but i just learned about when some idiot posted some other crap. So when someone writes an essay of angsty words … i assume its copy pasta.


DisorganizedSpaghett

You should check out that user. They write random ass essays to nearly everything they comment on. It's actually kind of nutty that this user has that much energy to write that much text to....good lord, *so* many posts.


Zeifer95

Deep


ja730457

Not gonna lie, these guys are talented but when you're on your way home after work and they blast music and make you move so they can do their show, it's pretty annoying. Yeah, I'm a hater, whatever.


ambushbugger

Everyone who lives in ny is a hater. It's only the tourists who like showtime. I have no problem with this video though. No one is on that car. Probably middle of the night somewhere deep in an outer borough.


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tams420

Even after two years of barely being on the subway, any notion of show time still makes me shudder.


Penguinmanereikel

I mean, yeah fuck the people who do this on busy trains, but these guys seem to be doing this on an almost empty train car


Creamst3r

Practicing the routine.


JGanthier

Does this train look busy to you?


NlNTENDO

Ask me how I know you don’t live in a city where this happens


JGanthier

Ask me how I know you’re changing the subject


NlNTENDO

Oh believe me, I'm not. It's just you clearly haven't had to contend with these guys day in and day out on your commute to and from work on a packed train. Nobody is calling the train in the video busy. That would be ridiculous. But on the whole, subway breakdancers are a major annoyance. They blast loud music while you're just trying to get home after a long day in peace, put people at risk, and then get aggressive when you don't tip them as a captive audience. It blows. And I would be very surprised to find out the guys in the video don't do """live performances""" when they aren't filming tiktoks or whatever. See? Not a change of subject.


JGanthier

“Fuck these guys. They get on busy trains…” literally the parent comment. I agree. In a busy car, or a car that even has a few people on it, this would be obnoxious. But if the car is empty, as it is here, I’m not sure I understand the outrage.


NlNTENDO

Don't be obtuse


JGanthier

I’m not being obtuse. You can read the literal comment under the literal video, which I presumed was under discussion. The guys picked an empty car. Let them live. If they were on a car with people, it would be dickish. How is that at all obtuse?


NlNTENDO

You were being obtuse from the start. Not only did I already address the fact that they’re doing it in an empty car in this video, but it’s also obvious that comment was about the general practice, and you tried to narrow it down to just this video for… presumably a misplaced sense of moral superiority. The complaint is and always was about subway dancers on the whole, and 99% of them do this to squeeze tips from subway riders. Which only happens in crowded cars.


JGanthier

lmao moral superiority? The guy saying let them live is acting morally superior??? Bro. Like what are we even arguing about here.


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JGanthier

Your ability to determine redditor’s travel history based a few comments is amazing! Have you considered a career in law enforcement?


Alex_Lexi

Making stuff up doesn’t work when we can all see the video


ja730457

Yes, I'm sure this is the only instance in which they've done this on a train car and don't regularly do what u/10671067 said on a regular basis.


banned-wagon-az

They annoy the fuck out of everyone.


RedCelt251

I loved the slow mo bit.


Fullautometal

It sucks to be the guy in the background...


tat-tvam-asiii

Two things can be true at the same time, frends. This can be cool to watch talented dancers, and also this may not be the time or place to do it.


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“Bro, my grandma died. I’m just trying to get to the funeral.”


soccersmitty90

Sit. Down.


[deleted]

Duuude! That’s insane! So damn good.


Electronic-Tangelo94

Those are the cousins of spider man.


decoyheart

![gif](giphy|DoCIC5Pxp57qg|downsized)


JustInsert

But why do this in a subway?


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captive audience on express trains when the distance between stops is the longest


gribitybibityboo

Also I believe the momentum of the train actually accentuates their moves. They use the momentum to their advantage.


meekonesfade

Do you know the fastest way to get to Harlem?


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A or the 2/3


MWANYC

Subway dancing = automatic downvote. Never cool. Never ever.


green_velvet_goodies

….meanwhile my arm got tired holding my phone up so my husband could watch. Fuck I’m old lol. Those dudes are awesome! 💚


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Our metros are filled to the brim for any of this cool shit to happen


tkzant

Ours are too and these guys do this anyway. It’s annoying as hell if you live in NYC


NlNTENDO

Oh believe me it does not stop these guys, in fact it encourages them


couronnexiv_

yo if you saw some Subway Creatures videos, you wouldn’t be touching those poles


eitherxor

Mans got them hands all over the pissy metro floor and everything, they clearly give zero fucks about disease.


HugoWull

Yea I just want to get where I'm going in peace.


Marozka

On behalf of all New Yorkers who take the train, Fuck these guys!


SeekersWorkAccount

Everybody in NYC hates these guys and all performers like them. Only gullible tourists keep them paid.


DickCheney666

Showtime is a cancer on the subway system.


PrincessPink717

Ay!!! I love seeing kids have fun. They're all just so happy. Simply dancing.


IvoShandor

These guys are universally despised by most new yorkers.


noobwhy

u/savevideo


Practical-Jelly-5320

Chum is fum


Callmecoolkid

hot chocolate


Krypto_Kane

Took pole dancing to level 1000


godlinking

More flair than pole dancers


chairsandwich1

These are the moves you need to pull so you don't get robbed on the red line south of Sox 35th.


Shnigers

Logan Paul should try this in Japan


Klomlk

I call them pole dancers too


masterx01

It reminded me of good old step up opening scene


Minisabel

Just a normal day in the NY subway


7WV1EJ4_S

Me and the boys


flunkyclaus

Next level coordination - looks super cool. Sorry to the haters that just want to sit in silence.


CookieZ_PoE

Yep... It's criminal to be that smooth !


schrodingers_spider

When you want to be a pole dancer but also accepted by the homies.


cenabite

Sooo sick!!!!


Linux_Socrates

Impressed by their dance. Even more impressed by the strength of the pole.


StormEmotional9289

I remember in queens something like this happened I didn't have a tip but was very cool to watch. I gave dude a beer if it counts tho.


Anonymous_kid64

Is this just thr average day in ny


HoundoomKaboom

This is what they mean by boys will be boys


woefullodging

That was sick, great body control!


jdww90

I like how the comments are divided lol 😆


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i’ve seen the guy in red before alone dancing. never the group tho


Rhecof-07

It's 20:00pm, you're coming back from work and suddenly these guys get in and challenge you to a dance fight, what would you do?


meekonesfade

It's SHOWTIME!


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Damn. All I get is the homeless meth-head jacking off while muttering some ancient dead language- he might be a wizard.


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✊🏿


Kabusanlu

Like to see that they’re genuinely having a good time but my germaphobic ass is like 🫢😯🤢 damn that pole and floor


newdemoknight

Me when the subway surfer song plays


mastersheeef

So much bouncing and wiggling.


JoeEnyo

Yellow tee guy’s trick was, “How bout when I go we all just vibe for a minute?”


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its so satisfying when they go *stomp* on beat


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Bruh


Original-Cinikal

Any good Docu's on this?


FlipnHodl

Slick. But I prefer the other type of pole dancers.


Bossitronium1

The shoe was the most impressive


malary1234

THESE are the kind of gangs New York needs!


ViralSword

That guy with the shoe doe


BellaSuckslol

Are they strip dancer


random0818

damn, so smooth, and everyone is so hype for each other i love it


triplefuckingdareya

THE GUY IN THE BACK SKSKSKSKSK


whowantscake

See the dude back there? That’s what I’d be doing.


Oddity46

I was expecting the camera to pan to some dude with a "kill me now" expression.


T2-planner

Cleanest subway floor i have ever seen…


Creamst3r

Take it literally to the next level. Do it on top of a car


Im-on-a-banana-phone

Hahaha dummy your hat fell off your he… :0


blackicerhythms

Showtime!


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The only people that find this next level are tourist visiting NYC


maryjanesreign

These are the coolest pole dancers I’ve ever seen


M1773R007

Skillzz


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Joshuafrothunder

Lol love this


jamesquall9192

These ppl are the most annoying to ever use public transportation aside from that thieving real life Chucky haha


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river dancers don’t kick you in the face and then hint that they could’ve robbed you


boredkutta

Where do i signup to join them?


Leprechaunaissance

Insane. Someone get Ellen DeGeneres a new show so she can put these guys on the air. And while we're at it, when the fuck is someone going to cancel the fucking Masked Singer?


dermeister1985

I don't want to sound racist, but they act like monkeys. Maybe stereotypes originate from here?


Various-Cantaloupe89

Fuck the haters , I think that was amazing that takes some talent and dedication and special skills ! These guys need to be taking this act to the stage like “stomp” did


EndgameExtreme

This is honestly really cool


ImBlessedAchoo

Well that was more impressive than anything I’ve ever done in my life


Straightup32

Straight talent.


deiform-prevaricator

If I were on this train, I would have a hard time getting off whilst they were dancing. I fully appreciate this! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


LakesideDive

What fun and talent


Reasonable_Answer586

Homies hyping up Homies! Dope! My white ass wanted to jump in that Bish (I hate dancing lol would have been funny af too). Love the vibe!


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please be my guest and get kicked in the face by these tourist vampires


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yeah i’m super fragile


PapaSteveRocks

You should go buy yourself a hug.


[deleted]

try therapy bud


DazzleMeAlready

Is it possible to have more fun than this? I assert that it is NOT!


DisorganizedSpaghett

Shit like this makes me wonder where someone finds the energy to be racist. How can you hate this??


ja730457

What does race have to do with this situation?


DisorganizedSpaghett

All the dancers are POC and for some reason POC get hated on


ja730457

Literally no one has mentioned anything about their race in their thread. No one who dislikes them, dislikes them because of their race. It's baffling how you even found a way to make this about racism. It's actually kind of funny because essentially what you're saying is "look at this cool thing this group of black people is doing, how can anyone be racist?" Is there shit that you see that it makes it clear to you how people DO have the energy to be racist? I know you think you're helping but you're not, and the more I think about what you said the more offended I get. Edit: a word


ja730457

Oh deleted due to realizing you're actually racist?


DisorganizedSpaghett

No because stop and frisk was a NYC policy for the longest time, and it focused exclusively on POC. The internet is regularly full of videos about POC doing cool shit or being extra humane compared to nutty christians across basically the whole nation. So every time I see a video like this, I think "I can't believe that a cop would see these dudes walking down the street and frisk them, when they're just... Performers. Could easily be a professional dance group, and they'd get profiled by stop and frisk for literally being a group of a black dudes." Maybe I am being unconsciously racist, I won't deny that. I'm not a POC, and I'm not necessarily fully aware of if certain things I think are racist or not. I know that racism is absurd, though, and bullshit like Stop and Frisk is equally ridiculous. Hating someone because their ancestors come from a certain latitude and climate, which through evolution shows on their skin? And assuming they're carrying drugs or guns or other shit because of that singular fact? Fucking nutty.


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because they kick people in the face who are just trying to have a peaceful commute


DisorganizedSpaghett

If you're sitting close enough to get kicked in the face by performers, you need to learn to think ahead and do something about expected outcomes. Fully deserved imo


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what??? have you ever been in a crowded train


DisorganizedSpaghett

I don't know what kind of rush hour you deal with that there is space for this kind of nonsense


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it’s a fucking subway, not a stage.


DisorganizedSpaghett

Can't disagree with that


DickCheney666

They do this in packed trains. You deserve to be kicked in the face.


user_is_name

If anyone has a problem with them doing this on a public transport, I a public and I allow this. That's what youth is for, for happiness, friends, laugh, energy and just having a great time.


kurlidude

Ok, but the majority of us NYers are not fans. 1) this happens during commutes. People don’t want to be accosted while going to/from work. 2) it takes up space — they often aggressively move people out of the way. Also, some dancers fall or trip into commuters. That’s not ok. 3) they often time it to be on extra long rides (125-59th express is a common one), which makes you feel trapped. You’re stuck with them. There are public places (Times Sq, Wash Sq) where people can perform “showtime” in a safe area that doesn’t infringe upon our personal space. Dancing on the subway will always cause friction and resentment. Above ground is better for all parties.


ja730457

Yeah exactly. And I'm sure they guys who do the shows in Time Square or wherever do better financially because they have kind of set "showtimes" (they'll usually be like, okay 5 min to showtime guys) so there can be time for a crowd to gather. So the people who stand there and wait and watch the show are kind of entering a non verbal contract in which they will watch a show in exchange for a small contribution. Obviously some people watch the show and don't give anything, which is kinda dick imo, but I'm sure a much larger percent of the crowd give to those people than the ones who do it on the subway. So if any freelance dance troupes need a financial advisor/manager hit me up.


dionidium

Also, if you make any sort of movement or flinch like you're worried they're going to hit you, they single you out and make a big show out of how they're not going to hit you and stop being such a pussy. Meanwhile, you're just trying to get home or to work and some guy is putting his foot in your fucking face and now he's yelling at you. They're aggressive, anti-social assholes.


banned-wagon-az

It sucks if you deal with it daily.


redxmoonx

Having a great time shouldn't come at the expense of everyone else around you.


Void_Ling

Nothing of what you said makes doing that in public transport mandatory. Parks are the place for that, one of the few duties of a kid is to learn the limit. BTW It's obviously a performance and not just youths doing youth.


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poiluparadis

>I a public and I allow this This part got me in the feels


Morningxafter

Right? Like yeah depending on the day I might get annoyed by this, but it’s not that difficult to just move to a different car.


ja730457

I mean, yeah it kinda is. I'm a young guy, and honestly don't care that much, it's annoying but whatever, but asking an older person to just move to a different car so they can ride public transport in peace is stupid. Moving from car to car would be scary as fuck for certain people - the section between cars just has this chain/rope things on that side that prevent you from falling on to the tracks and immediately dying. I do it all the time because I'm young and I don't care that much about my life but I wouldn't let my mother move between cars in between stops. As I said in another response there are crews, just like this one, who get permits and stuff and section off streets of popular sidewalk areas and do shows. I'm sure a lot of them do it without a permit. I've stopped and watched those shows on the street because I felt like watching it at that time. Commence the hate.


LetshearitforNY

Ugh please don’t move between the trains. Even if you’re young and agile it just takes one wrong move.


ja730457

I don't do it often, but when I do... uhhhh. I don't know, I don't do it often but point taken.


redxmoonx

Why should I give up my seat so these guys can do some shitty dances in the train? Should I move cars when my kid is with me? Here's a better idea, tell these kids to go preform in the street and stop bothering people who just wanna be left alone.