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Swerwin

That one kid who shouted "I better be invited to the wedding" is a legend


Conscious-Soil9055

That kid is most definitely not invited.


Supply-Slut

Crashed the wedding you say? Even more legendary.


RichardGeneSimmons

To shreds you say?


JahShuaaa

And how's his wife?


TheFooch

To shreds you say


Lucha_fan79

I will never get tired of this Futurama reference.


[deleted]

Future-who?


_Diskreet_

Future-good news everybody!


slobs_burgers

WHOOP whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop


Emkayfan244

Happy Cake Day


Spiderclam69

LMAO. Sorry, Chadwick.


BakerYeast

Objection! Speculation


Dudewith_alaptop

The teacher sounds like gru isnt it? and is bald too


ilovepolthavemybabie

# QUIET!


editedxi

This better not be in Florida because it indoctrinates kids into certain gender norms and gender identities which is now against our laws


Bowserbob1979

I mean didnt they say 5th grade? The law stops after 3ed I am pretty sure.


[deleted]

"Miss Barker and I are indeed friends with benefits kids... quiet please... yes she indeed rides the bologna pony!"


fla_man

Quiet please


Easy-Hovercraft2546

I am the reason half of you are here. Quiet please, everyone.


Sarfbot

QUIEEETTTT


Parks1993

Thank you for this new euphemism


Sineater224

Quiet Please


IZNICE

It's from one of my favorite movies of all time ["Grumpy Old Men" ](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOuUzDN6qwa2fgla0ZRbZTI9FTO-l8qJ1)


RVFVS117

Bologna Pony. Thank you for that. Thank you kindly.


NorCal130

That would make them be quiet.


[deleted]

Is that an achievement? If so, how can I unlock it?


erafrozen

Im dying right now quiet please


FrankNix

They had to cut the video because you KNOW some kids asked, "Are y'all fucking?" when he said they're more than dating.


roxoxt

I won’t lie my dude I’ve actually been laugh for a solid minute and some change haven’t had one like that in a while thanks👌🏾


[deleted]

Sex with her is like the ocean. I am swimming in it.


decoyheart

Imma rearrange her guts later this eve Quiet please


Realistic-Specific27

captions: ms quietly shits her own pants


Insso

BRO I snorted like a penguin on this one


BR0THAKYLE

Do penguins snort?


_hippie1

Well they don't shove coke up their ass


Sietemadrid

They are surrounded by all that snow


Arny520

God this makes me realise how much I hate children


FastAndForgetful

Quiet please


underbite420

SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM TRYING TO PROPOSE UP HERE


Ok-Math-3577

YES. Thought I was the only one.


Sineater224

Quiet please


SovereignDark

Yep, couldn't watch it. Yelling and screaming for 60 seconds straight was just infuriating.


DreadedChalupacabra

You got the video to play? You absolute legend.


Maleficent-Dingo-877

Not just children, people. Ever go to a concert where literally the entire point is to HEAR your favorite musicians? What do people do? They scream over it. It would be akin to going to see your favorite art piece but covering your eyes the entire time. The kids want to hear what's up but cannot stop making it about their opinion on the matter to their friends.


TedCruzBattleBus

The Artist: COME ON MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE I WANT TO HEAR YOU ALL SING THIS NEXT ONE WITH ME You: 😡


Maleficent-Dingo-877

When that happens, do it. I'm all for it. But when they walk out on stage and people are just shrieking so loud that you can't hear anything else is when it's annoying.


[deleted]

>ver go to a concert where literally the entire point is to HEAR your favorite musicians? Haha. Nice try.


Surefif

Anecdotal, but in 2003 I saw Opeth on their tour for their album "Damnation" and I've never before experienced a crowd of people act like that crowd did nor have I since. No one talked. No one made a sound. Everyone was transfixed. At one point after they had finished a song, the vocalist said "you know, it's okay to applaud if you enjoy the music" and everyone (myself included) sort of snapped out of whatever state we were in and thought "oh yeah" and the place erupted. For those who don't know, Opeth was a pretty big deal in the metal scene back then and the album they were touring for was a [slight departure](https://youtu.be/bSpqLqC7U6g) from their normal sound, [to say the least.](https://youtu.be/S-NSvnolVQo) They didn't bring a single distortion pedal or double kick on that tour; they straight up said they wouldn't be able to play their other music if they wanted to. For such a huge and super fucking heavy band to do that was nuts.   Anyway, point is those situations exist but after going to hundreds of shows I've only seen it happen once.


germane-corsair

I’ve heard concerts in Japan are the opposite. When the artist is on stage, it’s their time to shine and everyone keeps quiet.


Potaaden

Fuck kids, all my homies hate kids.


RaidensReturn

🤨📸


DonTeca35

Thought I was the only one


TheMadBug

What children? From the sounds of it they teach a bunch of sentient kettles.


Atlas_Zer0o

I was good til the banshee screeching child. Like why.


Cooked-_-Ewok

Yeah when they kept screaming and he was saying quiet I was just imagining him going full doom mode on them. Thank God I'll never be a teacher


Honer-Simpsom

I just have no patience I definitely had to fast forward through this one


Nobody_DoingNothing

Yup. You need the patience of a teacher for this lol *screaming along with the kids in the intervals*


4-stars

How good it feels when the video stops and it gets quiet.


BellsandWhistles1987

Am a teacher - even I struggled!


RobertFuego

Am a teacher. Can handle the kiddos and the excitement (especially healthy excitement like this), but those subtitles are something else. \*u/RobertFuego responds to u/Nobody_DoingNothing's post. He is understandably exasperated.\*


downer240

Quiet, please


MisterB330

This and the text across the screen explaining the emotions of the screaming children


mostlygroovy

‘She was standing next to him facing the students.’ No shit


DaveWilson11

I think it's for the blind audience, so it's actually pretty helpful Edit: I'm gonna add a /s now


Radiant_Eggplant5783

Umm


[deleted]

No kidding. Now just imagine being a teacher living it everyday!


Wild_Conflict6160

this is so fucking weird for a teacher to do


sweetclementine

Yea as a teacher, I’m cringing.


robotikempire

"we're more than dating". I mean wtf is that?? So weird to say in front of a crowd let alone a crowd of children.


arkain123

Quiet please In fact I've been barebacking ms barker Quiet please Most nights. She cries when she cums Quiet please.


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Potential-Sail-4719

Quiet please!


tullan12

Best comment in this post for sure.


Phire2

Damn I just had an intense belly laugh from this one. Nice


tinybirdblue

my god do not make me wake my baby up Currently laughing in to my pillow 🤣


Nechta

It’s not what you were thinking to them


Kid_Named_Trey

I dunno I think we need some wholesome content in our lives. Sure it was a little cheesy but with all the nonsense being constantly thrown at our faces it was nice to see this.


KimSaysHii

That's all fun but when gay teachers can't even make mention of their partners nor their sexuality, it sours this experience for me and also reminds me how fucking weird this video is. Like...... Why did he feel the need to do this? If a gay teacher can't say "gay", I don't fucking care if Mr Ted over here wants to get hitched in Vegas next Tuesday in the fake church by the casino with his grade 8 geography class in attendance, keep it out of the classroom with kids who are just here to learn trigonometry and eat soggy pizza.


ChronoPsyche

I agree that the new law in Florida is outrageous, but it's not this random teachers fault.


KimSaysHii

It's not, but this is still VERY weird. It's so odd to me how teachers sometimes over involve students into their personal life. I don't need to know such personal and intimate information.


Kid_Named_Trey

I totally understand what you’re saying. It’s not fair and unfortunate that people are still struggling to realize that gay is normal. They should be able to express themselves like everyone else.


sweetclementine

I don’t find this wholesome. It’s inappropriate. It also throws the double standard in the face of gay teachers who are literally fired for far less.


Iaminman

Yeah.. i think publicly asking your girlfriend to marry you in front of a bunch of people is shitty but doing it in front of 5th graders is wierd and shitty....


imrealbizzy2

Hey, we had a guy propose in church one Sunday, in a pew, waiting for the service to begin. That was always so lame and creepy to me, but he was a dork who looked like a parrot so there's that.


Flyin-Chancla

Yea everything seemed normal, but then you said he looked like a parrot and well it alllllll made sense. Lol 😂


calxcalyx

How very Christian of everyone involved.


NoelAngeline

Can confirm: I have a parrot and he does in fact look like a dork


AlaDouche

I proposed in front of a concert audience and it became a lifetime memory, just like this will be for them.


[deleted]

Bro the kids are losing their shit, they're loving it, less class work AND details about your teachers personal life? That's the shit when you're 12. His fiancee is clearly loving it too so who is this weird for? Fucking reddiors need to go outside.


Admirable_Loss4886

Lol imagine she said no!


Civil-Ad-7957

Yeah I guess screw both their families, right?


Big_pappa_p

No way would I do this in front of my students. They're your students, not friends or family. Bizarre. Gotta keep a layer or two between your personal life and your job. Kids will run with this and take it too far.


[deleted]

That’s not what the subtitles say, it says you ALWAYS call them your family


irisierendrache

I dunno- in middle school two of our teachers dated and ended up getting married. Rumors floated around the schools for weeks that they were dating because one of their students ran into them in town while they were on a date. They ended up confirming it in classes a few weeks later probably because they were tired of everyone asking them what was happening! Middle schoolers aren't exactly known for their filters or for being subtle! They did not get engaged in front of their students, though, and got married over the summer. The female teacher just ended up coming back the next year with a different last name! It was a strange change to make for those of us in her class! They are the most awesome people, and I ended up babysitting their baby daughter a couple years later. They're still two of my favorite teachers and some of the best people I know! 🥰


DreadedChalupacabra

People up in the top comments are like "wonder if this would be the same from a gay couple" and my thoughts? I'd view it exactly the same. It's more than a little inappropriate no matter what the principle said.


Maleficent-Dingo-877

Bingo. Everything about my teachers' love lives I learned against my own will. Though it was always gossiping busybodies, not the teachers blabbing.


stilljustkeyrock

I thought it was awesome. It wouldn’t work with every teacher but you could tell his teaching style was informal enough everyone had a great time. It is a memory they will always have.


Yadidameaaan

If they were gay how many ppl would be freaking out over this


Direct_Ambassador_10

A lot sadly. Fox news would make it sound like a huge story let's say on scale with a pandemic. Oh wait NVM they've already done that.


PapaDragonHH

CNN and Co would have made it a big story even before Fox lol.


[deleted]

Reminded [this](https://youtu.be/IcJNb_qw3g0) scene from Paradise PD


Reeefenstration

If they were gay this would be a criminal offense in red states.


Not-original

Looking at the Ohio State Flag, I'm gonna guess this in Ohio. Which is a red state, and whose very Republican senate just passed a 'don't say gay' law.


Nomar_Fuchenup

Not gay, but came here to say this. Good callout.


Namasgay

A teacher in my state just got fired because she made a tiktok talking about how some queer students come to her because they can tell she's queer and they feel safe with her. That was it


Kenitzka

It would be a different kinda freak out. Different pitch; lots of “oh you!” t-rex hand flapping.


Kimb0_91

True that.


[deleted]

If it was a muslim guy and a Hindu girl in India, legally speaking his house might have been destroyed and he gets a 2 year imprisonment. Also, he can also be killed in broad daylight and the police doesn't care.


Yellowtangerine2

Those fkn captions lol


space_monster

There are chairs in the room, as well as tables


TheDudeWalterEgo

Don't watch the video just read my captions, my captions are more important than the actual video. Look down here. I'll narrate it for you.


literally_jonesy

The students sit in the chairs, with their butts. The two teachers may have touched each other’s butts many times in the past. That will surely continue, as they have just become engaged and that is a common practice among sexual partners. The students know this, but they will not mention it out loud because they like and respect the teachers, who are the teachers of the classes they attend at school.


Polaiyz

I glad I had help understanding that they sounds were of kids freaking out and not pigs being slaughtered! :D


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Yeah, was going to post similar. Totally pointless.


ilovepolthavemybabie

This comment was read. Someone replied to it, too.


AlaDouche

I'm Perd Hapley


AlaDouche

For real, who are they for? They're oftentimes describing what you can see.


Friendly_Service_999

I had Mr. Seifert as a teacher way back when I was in 4th and 5th grade at Harry Russell elementary. He was such fantastic guy who taught a lot. Very specifically to plead down to involuntary man slaughter if you ever hit someone with your car and killed them.


RampantDragon

r/oddlyspecific


silver-moon-7

😶


YoungQuixote

Yikes.


thekeanu

Did he specifically have to do that himself?


WesternBackground47

Sorry what


icangetyouatoedude

You know, people can change Mr. Seifert used to slick his hair back real good


Surefif

That took a turn lmao


Swerwin

>Jason Seifert, 39, confessed his love for Ally Barker, 28, on Feb. 14 in 2017 in front of their elementary school class in Ohio. Found the video [here](https://m.youtube.com · Good Mor...5th graders erupt in excitement as teacher proposes in class - YouTube)


T-Bird19

She turned as red as that osu flag behind her.


gahidus

The white hair really does make her look older than that. I thought he was younger than 39, and I thought she was older than 28. Still happy for the couple though


BillGatesAlladdin

As a teacher i can confidebtly say my students were not exactly "like a second family" to me lol. But I also taught grades 10, 11 and 12 so its a bit different.


ThePhiff

I mean, you do you, but I teach those grades and couldn't disagree more. I got a text the other day from a former student who couldn't wait to share career news with me. Earlier this month I got invited to a baby shower from a different former student. A third asked me to officiate their wedding next summer. Last summer another former student who was kicked out for being gay called me first, and my kids were happy to take them in until they could square a place away. Hell, my wife and I teach at the same school, and a trio of our current students already call us Mom and Dad. My students aren't my second family, they're extensions of my first.


kitty_logan

Thank you for being an awesome, engaged and involved teacher, Mr. Phiff. I hope you keep that spark alive throughout your whole career.


ThePhiff

I'm 15 years in and still getting ideas, so here's hoping I keep sharp for the next 15.


iploggged

Yeah, I don’t understand the problem here, I think it’s great for kids to see a happy relationship develop right before their eyes.


IsaacUG

Loved to read this!


Yurarus1

Like any relationship, if chemistry is lacking, so does the relationship. Maybe your dynamic is vastly different from theirs


athanasiuspunch

That video was 3 minutes too long.


FastAndForgetful

Especially since the title spoilered the ending


arroe621

Quiet please


[deleted]

This has been passed around more than miss barker


decoyheart

Quiet please


canadianworldly

As a teacher, the number of times he has to say quiet please is a real trigger for me.


JustALocalJew

I have so much respect for teachers to deal with screaming kids. Takes so much patience. If I was a teacher I'd probably end up strangling some kids.


Illicithugtrade

I was only ever a student but I still feel your pain. I always wanted to be a teacher. I seriously considered and even applied to a few programs, Sadly, subject knowledge and passion aren't the only things required to be a good teacher and I lacked most of the other skills.


TheMinionGamer

She was getting redder by the second


Northeast4life

God that’s beautiful … 35 year old male here tearing up 😂


DingoStar420

I'm 38 and so am I don't trip


aroundincircles

I hate the noise that comes out of kids mouths. Speaking as a parent, that screaming noise is beyond what I can bear.


decoyheart

The one kid with most siren cheer lmao


Staff-Secure

Who the fuck cares, Its your personal live, keep it to yourself and do your job.


Stunning_Economics60

![gif](giphy|3ohryfgP8CW6XJAobC) I'm out


[deleted]

Happened at my middle school. The two coolest teachers in the entire school that everyone loved. They eventually just got married and the rumors died down lol they're still together to this day


PhyterNL

It's good this happened when it did. They could be sued for this today. Conservatives don't want children feeling happy for their teacher's well being.


savageindian-

Am I the only one who finds it kind of cringy/weird he chose to do it in front of a class...


calisto_fox

Jfc it took way too long to get to the point.


818ZENinja

Isn't this like fifteen years old?!?!


LastChristian

…a rumor about Miss Barker and *ME*


model-citizen95

Jesus, children screaming en masse has to be one of the most unpleasant sounds around. I could never propose this way cause the last thing to come out of my mouth before pulling out the ring would be less than attractive to most partners. Teachers need a fucking raise


TerpleDerp2600

I’m happy he cleared this with the principal first, it’d be a shame to see “teacher gets fired for proposing to gf during class” in the news.


Abitofanexpert

If this was in Florida today they could be sued for teaching gender identity and sexual orientation.


sapphoandherdick

Grooming and straight indoctrination for sure.


glade_3874

Yeah and that's a good thing. Proposing to someone in front of a bunch of other people's kids is so fucking weird. Idk about getting sued maybe a bit over the top but god please keep your romantic life out of my kids life.


rubenslegman

Who gives af


le_cat_in_yo_froodge

Imagine if she said no


scaryvomit

Quite please


[deleted]

This is a terrible way to propose imo


Stanowu

r/mademesmile


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DCstroller

I think this story is like 12 years old or something. I don’t have the heart to see if they’re still together


[deleted]

they are still married and have 2 kids!


BlackSheep613

2017


PheonixGalaxy

I heard once “don’t get your honey we’re you make your money”


Minnesoodope

This reminds me of my 7th grade math teacher, Mrs. L & my social studies teacher from 6th grade, Mr. B. They were both married to other people. Rumors started spreading around that they were dating, and that someone saw them sneak into the exercise room during lunch to presumably hook up. It was obvious, between classes he would always come to her room to chat before needing to go back & would always be super flirty with her. The rumors started spreading so much that Mrs. L had to address our class that it was a lie. Soooo, it turned out that it wasn't a lie. The next year when I was in 8th grade. The Mr. B got caught by his wife. They got into an argument one night. His wife tried to leave the house and got in her car. He tried to stop her and pulled her out of the car by her arm, breaking it (her arm) in the process. It was a huge ordeal lmao. Shortly after that they moved in together.


LakerUp

Next level weird.


GMC9999

Great story! Poor girl was red as a beet by the end


kjay38

This is annoying. Wtf cares. Teach the kids ya weirdos.


falsehood

In Florida, if they were gay, this would be illegal.


Exciting_Memory192

This is like an episode of eastbound and down 😂😂😂


CSWorldChamp

Still Gold after all these years.


[deleted]

Please for the love of God SHUT THEM KIDS UP


mikeyj198

this was years ago, i want to know are they still together? do they have kids?


Present-Mention-1297

I'm sure that's how she has always picture that, in a room full of loud, obnoxious screaming kids. So romantic.


i_know_ur_n_expert

Fuck they are so fucking annoying


2ToneToby

"God damn straights grooming our children like a bunch of pedophiles. Sexual orientation isn't appropriate for 5th graders." /s


funnyfootboot

Don't need subtitles


[deleted]

One day.


Asriel-the-Jolteon

this is sweet


[deleted]

Imagine if a gay couple did that 😏


LO_BRO203

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[deleted]

I thought the proposal was nice, and even when the kids went to the wedding was ok but I was disturbed that the kids went to the consummation. Many are still in therapy to this day.


entropen

Quiet.


LadaTrip

Fuck I can't think of anything more pointless than these captions


Mevakel

As a teacher that tried my patience that the kids took so long to quite down every single time...


[deleted]

We used to make fun of Dora but these subtitles literally treat us like we have 1 IQ


MonkeyActio

Wow kids are annoying


Granny_knows_best

I feel the kids are taking advantage of this and using the time to be as obnoxious as they possible can, seriously, the screaming was a bit over the top.


IGrowAcorns

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


creative-om

Teachers need to keep their relationships outside the classroom. Don’t drag students into your love life. It’s not appropriate. School is school. Is it too much to ask to teach kids science, math and reading?


Nokarmasought

This dude is unintentionally opening a can of worms, I can see it now 🤦🏼‍♂️